Gluttonous canteen

The youngest who cheated was scolded bloody by his aunt, and stopped talking embarrassingly. From Zhang Tao's point of view, this guy should be considered eloquent at ordinary times, but this time he was caught. Hammer, and it is related to the four words of reputation and morality that are most valued by scholars, so they have to hold back in secret and let others abuse and abuse them, daring not to speak back.

"Isn't he quite eloquent? Now he's become a gourd with a sawed mouth, which makes me look down on him." Seeing that her natal nephew lost his mind, the aunt stuck out her nails painted with Kodan and poked him fiercely. On the head, the strength was not small, and he almost poked the buttocks of a big guy, and sat back a few steps before barely stopping.

I'm afraid this young man usually has a lot of appointments. Zhang Tao hid under the bed and shook his head and sighed, lamenting that he and his partner are both in good physical condition. Although he works hard every night, he can go to school and go to work alive the next day. , are also two wonderful flowers in the industry.

"Then... what about the eldest sister?" The third child stood with his back against the wall for a long time, and let out a fart.

"When is this? Are you still with her brothers and sisters?!" The aunt mourned her misfortune and angered her, so she raised her hand and planned to greet her with big ears.

"Yes, yes, yes! I mean, what should Miss Li do?" The third child might have been frightened by his aunt when he was young, so he took a few steps back timidly, and quickly changed his words.

"What can we do now? Most of your uncle's family are working in Beijing. Naturally, I am in charge of my hometown. I have to clean up when the master has not come back." The dead fish eyes that still had charm fixed on the third child, as if trying to test his mind.

"It's clean... huh? Do you want to...? This, how could this be possible? Her stomach is also the flesh and blood of our family!" The third child was basically trembling when he heard his aunt's wishful thinking at this moment. The body is like the highest state of sifting chaff, but it is short of peeing your pants in public. At first glance, it looks like a good-for-nothing who can't live on the kang and get off the kang.

"Flesh and blood shit! It would have been easy if I had told me about it when I first got started, and I would still have a share of their family's dowry. Now that her uncles and uncles are not here, wouldn't it be so easy to handle the marriage? Just immediately Waiting to come back to do it, isn't it embarrassing, when you go to Beijing to rush for the exam, you push [-] and leave, but my mother will complain to her husband's family for the rest of her life. Wouldn't the reputation accumulated by the head of the house all these years be gone? "

Zhang Tao hid under the bed and nodded secretly, and said in his heart, don't underestimate this woman, she is so sad and hard-hearted that she dares to directly kill her, alas, the etiquette of eating people.

"This... I..." Compared to the madness of the aunt, the third child is still hovering on the edge of human nature and animal, repeating this, this, this, me, and me tremblingly, without making up his mind for a while.

"Third son, you can't get the wrong idea. When my son first came here, you used the matter of your classmates as a joke and told me that he just occasionally fought with the goddess in the Goulan courtyard, and it happened to be given to the supervisor. If you hold it, you will be expelled from the list and not allowed to take another exam for three years, now that you think about it, wouldn't it be much more embarrassing than that?"

Seeing that the third child had no idea, the aunt glanced around the room twice, saw the pen and ink on the table, immediately found the third child's weakness, and began to seduce him carefully.

"This...then...it's all, it's all up to my aunt." The third child's eyes, with less black eyes and more white eyes, rolled around in his eye sockets endlessly. After a while, he finally made up his mind. , made a bow to my aunt.

Your uncle, you can even kill your own partner, and you deserve to be the third child, Zhang Tao, who is also the third child, cursed secretly under the bed, his teeth itched with hatred, suddenly it was like eating some dried human flesh .

"Didn't you get it now? After this matter has been turned over, in the future you will get a job test, and you won't be able to find what kind of official lady you want... It's just that in this matter now, my aunt has to rely on your help. "My aunt saw that the third child was on the road, so she hurriedly struck while the iron was hot.

"Me? What can my nephew do about this inner house?" The youngest had just made up his mind to do something that was worse than a beast, but when he heard his aunt say that he would have to go through it, he immediately became cowardly again, full of heartlessness. He looked at the woman unwillingly.

"Don't talk about your mother's embarrassment. If you don't get involved in the affairs of the inner house, she can have a child for no reason? Now I want to pick it up clean! My mother didn't tell you to kill and set fire. What are you afraid of?" The aunt put her hands on her hips, and the third child immediately coaxed her, but she only nodded obediently.

"That girl is easy to manipulate, but the old white lady next to her is not aggressive. She said she was the nanny she brought with her when she went to relatives, but no matter how you look at it, she didn't come from a decent family. There is also a legend that the old lady can do some magic tricks. If you want to manipulate her girl, you have to kill that old man first." The aunt's eyes were fierce, and her whole body exuded the vicious feeling of the cat abuser Schrödinger who was unfriendly to small animals.

Zhang Tao hid under the bed and listened to the tiger's body trembled and the chrysanthemum tightened, thinking that this is the rhythm of coming towards the old body?Then I heard two people whispering something rustlingly, as if they were whispering something with lowered brows.

Zhang Tao was a little impatient, like jumping forward to listen carefully to what they said, but his body function did not adjust, he thought he was a boy who was nearly two meters tall, stretched his legs and kicked back to use his strength to move forward In the last step, I didn't expect that because the old lady Bai was too short, she couldn't kick the wall behind her, but instead flashed her old waist.As soon as Zhang Tao was in pain, he instinctively pushed his body up, and knocked his head on the bed above his head, making a thumping sound.

"Who?!" When the aunt heard the voice under the bed, she immediately widened her eyes. If this kind of incompetence in the house was heard, she and her natal nephew would die without a place to die.

Zhang Tao curled up under the bed and kicked his legs, wishing to slap himself 8848 big mouths. Why did he lose the chain at a critical moment, and he didn't know where his stomach was? He looked down at his current skin, let alone Cannibalism, even a mouse can't swallow it.

By the way, the old lady Bai will automatically shrink when she sees the mouse hole, and she can only return to the original shape when she gets out. As long as she moves fast enough, it will be easy to rush into the mouse hole with one stride. The mice here should still be of one mind with him!

Zhang Tao made up his mind, and when he said it was too late, he jumped out from under the bed with a stride. Who knew that with a bang, his head hit the mouse hole that didn't grow as planned, knocking him hard. He was dizzy, his body was already old, and he couldn't stand the knock, so he immediately fell to the ground with staring eyes.

"Huh, it really is this old thing. Fortunately, I was prepared and brought dog blood rice with me. Let's see what kind of demon you, an old man, can be." He picked up an inkstone on the table and smashed it down.

"Aww!"

Zhang Tao yelled, and Lao Gao jumped up from the bed, knocking his forehead directly on Li Chuo's forehead. Both of them groaned and fell in opposite directions.

"Oh, it hurts! Why are you crazy?" Li Chuo covered his forehead and snorted. This guy has been in a coma for so long, and he will act like a monster when he wakes up.

"What happened to me just now?" Zhang Tao widened his eyes and looked around, and he returned to the bed in the small hotel room. Yes, he could see the nest of bats fostered on the balcony, one by one. Hanging on the eaves to sleep, when I first moved in, I fought with the bats for [-] rounds, but I still couldn't drive them away. Now I saw it, but I felt inexplicably at ease. Huh, I finally got it back.

"You fell asleep not long after you took the inner alchemy. I was going to find you." Li Chuo frowned and said while covering his red forehead. Rubbing his head, this guy's skull is so hard that it didn't even bulge out.

"Looking for me? How to find me..." Zhang Guiren shed tears of emotion in his heart. Who said that Wuqing is the emperor's family. Didn't I meet a gentle and kind little emperor in this palace? Don't worry, my lord, my concubine will definitely Zhang Tao made a secret wish in his heart to give birth to a dragon descendant for you.

"I was planning to open your mouth." Just when Zhang Guiren was feeling tender and tender in his heart, the little emperor completely shattered his deep palace dream with a move of the ten tortures of the Qing Dynasty.

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"Go and have a look in your stomach, anyway, it's so big, go and see if you can dig out the inner alchemy." Li Chuo approached with a scientific face, not caring about his concubine's life or death at all.

"Um, thank you, Majesty, for your concern." Zhang Tao laughed on the surface, and secretly made up his mind that he must let Li Zi follow him closely when encountering such a thing in the future, so that he would not make mistakes with the little god Lu Dongbin. By's low-level mistake, after participating in a home party, the body has been gnawed to pieces by wild dogs.

"It's easy to say." Li Chuo knew that the little nobleman was dissatisfied, but as the number one laid-off man in the world, he was used to the president's thinking that he could keep his opinions and not mention them, so he waved his hand to express his acceptance of Zhang Tao's salutation.

"By the way, what did you see just now? Why are you so excited."

"Well, I saw something about old lady Bai and this girl." Zhang Tao glanced under the bed, and the little hedgehog's corpse was curled up at the feet of the golden statue, which seemed to be dependent on each other.

It seemed that the evil aunt had the upper hand in the end. She killed the little hedgehog and arranged for the little girl to die. Because she was afraid of the autopsy, she made all the corpses into golden statues in the temple and hid them.

It is estimated that those uncles and uncles who are officials in Beijing are too late to be happy when they hear such auspiciousness in their family. It is a great event that an ancient official’s family educates a chaste and strong girl, so they don’t bother to care about this orphan who goes to relatives. Damn, it's important to keep the black hat anyway.

As for why the final funeral became like this, Zhang Tao reflected in Zhang Tao's mind the image of the golden body of the old lady Bai being sewn on the corner of the girl's skirt continuously climbing up because of her resentment, and finally fixed on the girl's stomach , since Tianfei Li's family is known as pure and pure, she will close their birth door, so that this family will never be able to have children.