Gluttonous canteen

"Hoo, butt hurts." Zhang Tao's hair is combed smooth and slippery like a traitor. He is naked and wears a big underpants lying on the kang and wriggling. The contrast is cute.

"Please, my ass has been hurting for so long, have you ever yelled once? Don't just pretend to be a shou. If you want to be treated, you must first show the awareness of shou!" Li Chuo was yelled at by him. For a long time, it was really a pain in the brain.

"Hmph." When it came to the issue of counterattack, Zhang Tao was very obedient and quiet like a chicken, and did not say anything.

"Hey." Li Chuo suddenly laughed dryly twice. This kind of obscene tone came out of the mouth of a noble and glamorous emperor, which made people who were as receptive as Zhang Tao couldn't help but shudder.

"What are you doing?"

"Fuck you."

The Hunjun may have been bewitched by Zhang Tao's uncle's face, his mouth was not so clean, and he rubbed against the bed while accosting.

"Brother, I don't have a good history. May I ask if you used to be named Zhu Jianshen?" Zhang Tao rolled his eyes, expressing that it was difficult for him to understand Li Chuo's aesthetics. The servant buried half of it, and gave him up for some reason.

"Hmm..." The child was a little discouraged when he said that he had a real illness, and the attacking action also slowed down the lethality, and he only threw himself on Zhang Tao and did not move.

It's not that Li Chuo has any concubine complex, it's just that he is used to seeing Zhang Tao's tender face like a silly roe deer. As the two of them get to know each other well, he always feels that his face is a bit inconsistent with his experience, not to say that he is not cute, There is a word for a girl called Tong Yanju | breasts, which is undoubtedly a bonus item, but now that Zhang Tao has become an uncle, he suddenly feels that this is like Zhang Tao's real body, and it feels more real to be with such a Zhang Tao.

"Why does your face remain the same? Is it a spell?" Li Chuo turned over and rested on Zhang Tao's belly. His belly was soft when it wasn't stretched out, just like the ones adopted in the restaurant. wildcat.

"No, my growth cycle is so long, and I'm still in the flirtatious stage." Zhang Tao said solemnly, and it didn't seem like he was lying.

I always listen to this guy talking about the knowledge of prehistoric times. Don’t tell me that you have lived for n years or you are still young. As a human being with a lifespan of a hundred years, Li Chuo’s self-esteem has been hit by [-] points.

"Hey, but I just started to be in heat recently. When I was a child, I thought about when I would be in heat, but there is no creature exactly like me in the world. I thought I would die alone. Fortunately, I met you. Didn't give up." Zhang Tao bent his body like a shrimp, stretched his neck long, and looked over at Li Chuo's face on his stomach.

"Speaking is better than singing, how can you give up?"

"Sterilization."

"Get out...well, get up and drink water."

Li Chuo spent a long time talking with him, his mouth was a little dry, and he wanted to get up, but was pushed down by Zhang Tao's paw.

"You lie down, I'll come."

Zhang Tao took a bottle of mineral water from the table and poured it into a clean glass, then poured some hot water from the thermos into it, took a sip from his lips, poured some more, and handed it to Li Chuo.

Li Chuo touched the glass, and the temperature from the conduction made him feel comfortable, warm and cool, just like human body temperature.He took a sip and handed it back to Zhang Tao, who gave him a gentle smile and wiped the water from his lips with his hand.

He's such a gentleman, and that's what grown-up love is all about.Li Chuo thought contentedly.

……

On the second day when Li Chuo was satisfied, he managed to avoid the embarrassing situation of vomiting all the way under the care of this gentle and mature boyfriend's "love drink".

Along the way, they exchange planes for trains, trains for cars, cars for tractors, tractors for ox carts, and finally, led by a donkey Dandan, they arrive at the first destination of the hot pot journey - the deserted village.

He didn't vomit, but Li Chuo's sexy thin lips were almost swollen into two sausages after being gnawed by Zhang Tao for a day.

"Haven't you arrived yet?" The little emperor asked with his sausage mouth pouting, his face sinking like water.

"It's coming soon, oh, it's useless to be old, and you'll be out of breath after climbing the mountain road for a while." Zhang Tao is dressed in native equipment, with a beard and a cigarette in his mouth, and Wu Sansheng's look, which is really arousing. Uncle controlled herring.

"Boss, are you shameless? Both of you are light-hearted." Li Zi followed at the end, almost crawling over.

"Don't talk nonsense, brothers, take two quick steps, it's going to be dark soon." Zhang Tao kicked Li Zi and dragged Li Chuo to continue walking up the mountain. Seeing the sun set, there were many nocturnal animals It's a dangerous time to climb out to look for food. Although they have a pangolin at the bottom, the carp runs very fast, so it may not be alone. It will be so painful if a lion or a tiger bites their ass.

Father Sun finally fell into the embrace of the sea mercilessly amidst the gags of a group of people. The sunset was over the sea, the slanting moon hung high, and on the winding mountain road where the path could not be seen, there were only three lonely figures, and the strange sounds of night owls resounded in the distance. The chirping sound, by mountain steam, was distorted like a baby crying at night.

Suddenly, Panshan Road turned a corner, and a red lantern floated towards him in a daze.

"Emma, ​​is it a mountain ghost?" Carp's hair exploded, and he almost dug a hole to escape.

"You're blind, that's an angry lantern lit by someone." Compared with Li Zi, who is almost blind at night, Zhang Tao's night vision ability is very strong, and he can see the appearance of the person almost instantly. .

It was an old woman who looked like she was dying, holding an ancient paper lantern in one hand, and a rope in the other hand. A creature on all fours was tied to the rope. I don't know if it was a dog.

Under the blowing of the mountain wind, the red lantern flickers on and off, and the uncertain light flickers on the old woman's face in turns. Her wrinkles are criss-crossed, like a refined walnut, which makes one's heart jump.

"Hiss!" Suddenly, the rope in the old woman's hand straightened up, and the thing that had been hiding behind her seemed to feel the breath of a stranger, and suddenly jumped out from behind!Only then did the group realize that the old lady wasn't walking the dog at all, but...walking people?

"Go! Don't scare people!" Although the old woman looked old and frail, she was full of anger and yelled at the "only" person she was walking. From a distance, it really sounded like a puppy that had been scolded by its master for doing something wrong, shrank back behind the old woman a little timidly.

"Don't be afraid, he doesn't bite." The old woman squinted her dizzy old eyes, saw the faces of the people opposite, and walked forward slowly, probably because she was worried that they were afraid, her steps were very slow, and her speech was also slow. of.

"Are you here to travel?" The old lady staggered forward, looked Zhang Tao and the others up and down, saw a few people wearing outdoor survival equipment, and asked tentatively.

"Hmm." Zhang Tao nodded, and kindly stepped forward to support the old lady. The old man may be a little out of breath after walking the mountain road for a long time.

"What is there to visit in this poor place, I must have read those tabloids again, writing nonsense, and burying our village." The old woman shook her head, with a helpless expression, it seemed that this was not the first time she encountered such an adventure as Zhang Tao home.

"The road in the mountains is not easy to walk. I've had enough walks. I'm planning to take him back. Come with me." The old woman turned around and lifted the rope in her hand. The humanoid creature saw her talking calmly with Zhang Tao, There was no aggression anymore, and he walked back dejectedly following the pull of the rope.

"Beware of deceit." Li Chuo followed behind Zhang Tao without saying a word, and only whispered in his ear when the old woman walked a little farther away.

"It's okay, didn't you see the backbone of the man just now? It was born, he was just disabled, the old grandma must be some kind of relative of him, no one took care of him, so he was kept with him like a dog on a leash."

"Oh, you must be cautious, but this little brother is right. This is the child of a relative of mine. My parents went out to work to make a living in the early years. They have been fostered by our family and have never asked him whether he is dead or alive. , a natural atavism, can’t walk upright, and her brain is not very good.” Although the old woman looked old, she did not expect that she was clairvoyant, and she could clearly hear Zhang Tao and Li Chuo and the two of them were muttering something.

Zhang Tao was a little embarrassed, he laughed dryly, and didn't agree with each other. A group of people followed an old woman and a humanoid creature on the winding mountain road with difficulty. Looking from afar, a red paper lantern was swaying in front of them, and the whole group The picture has an indescribable desolation and weirdness.

After walking for another twenty minutes or so, they finally arrived at the destination of the trip—the deserted village.

Zhang Tao did his homework before coming here. This place was originally called Huangcun. With the advancement of urban-rural integration in recent years, most of the young and middle-aged laborers have moved to the nearby city to work, leaving only a few old, weak, sick, disabled and left-behind children in the village.

Gradually, qualified villagers disliked the desolation here, and moved to towns or cities to buy houses. Only some residents with poor economic conditions chose to stay here, and the name of the village was also called poorly. Huang Village has become a deserted village. I don't know whether it is intentional or unintentional, but it is quite worthy of the name.

"It's late today, let's make do with my house for the night. Tomorrow, you will go door-to-door. There are many folks who have moved away without locking the gatehouses. Before, there were donkey friends who came to explore. Just open a room and you can live in it. It’s a bit more troublesome to burn the stove.” The old woman led Zhang Tao and the others into the house, loosened the rope in her hand, and the returning human squeaked twice, and rushed into the barn.

"He refused to sleep in the house when he was born. We have quite a lot of vacant houses." The old woman shook her head helplessly, and opened the door of a side room. There was only an adobe kang inside, and a mirror hung on the wall. , and nothing else.