Gluttonous canteen

"...!"

Li Chuo's eyes widened in the darkness, and he sat up from the kang all at once, panting continuously.

is a dream.

In that dream with a clarity comparable to blue light, Zhang Tao's body is playing with a blue hydrangea, is it called the earth?Li Chuo remembered that Zhang Tao had supplemented him with modern geography, and it seemed to be true.

This dream is so absurd, he is so big, and he is so small, but now, they are sleeping in the same bed.

Li Chuo subconsciously stretched out his hand to touch the other end of the heated kang, but before he touched it, Zhang Tao's arm wrapped around him.

"Hmm, sleep a little longer." He groaned twice, wrapped his arms around Li Chuo's waist, rubbed his head on his waist and eyes, the short curly hair tickled Li Chuo, really Like a big cat.

Li Chuo suddenly had an idea, he lay down secretly, lying side by side with Zhang Tao, stretched his hand into the bed, and groped behind Zhang Tao.

"Ouch! Smelly rascal!" Zhang Tao woke up all of a sudden, and a carp sat up straight, stretching the quilt with his hands to cover his chest, staring at him innocently with his round almond eyes, like a drunk and brought him to sleep. The girl in the hotel just woke up.

"No, I..." The child blushed. In fact, he wanted to touch Zhang Tao to see if there would be a tail growing out of Zhang Tao's back like in his dream.

"Why are you touching my butt?" Zhang Tao said tearfully, held back for a while, and bit his lip.

"By the way, it's not impossible for you to give it a try, but you also know how much information I've checked, bought how much ointment and how long I've been licking it..." He was still babbling about his work.

"Get to the point." Li Chuo said while suppressing his raging anger.

"The key point is not to engage in surprise attacks. My butt is very important. In many fights, I have to rely on my crotch to hit, and I also need to rely on my butt to maintain balance. If it is injured, I will not be able to fight for a long time." Zhang Tao simply put it down. He lifted the quilt in his hand and said to Li Chuo sincerely.

The child looked at Zhang Tao's broad shoulders and beautiful chest muscles under the faint morning light, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva, imagining how he was crushed by himself, staring at his round almond eyes at a loss, because The sharp eyebrows furrowed in pain and discomfort, the thin lips pursed together, trying tenaciously not to make any sound, that picture is really cute.

"Understood, if you want to try it in the future, I'll write you a poem." Li Chuo turned over and lay down to go back to sleep. Zhang promised to say clearly that the counterattack would have a certain impact on his daily work. Now There is no way to serve her bed. I am a generation of Mingjun, and I am definitely not a licentious and innocent emperor. It is the right choice to be considerate and protect my harem.

"Then let's have a traditional one first, since you're all awake anyway, I'll get you some water to wash and then boil soy milk for you to drink."

"Well, okay." The child was easily coaxed into it, and sure enough, he was not on the same level as someone who had read novels for more than ten years.

……

"Are you sure, what you're looking for is here?"

A few days later, at 02:30 in the morning, Li Chuo followed Zhang Tao to a street intersection that was still bustling. Since the roads in other places were quiet and crowded during this time period, the hustle and bustle of this traffic artery was even more apparent.

Both sides of the wide road are densely packed with all kinds of roadside stalls, grilled skewers, Malatang, pancake fruit, spicy crayfish, everything you need, and the small horses on both sides are full of fashionable men and women in fashionable styles Pair it with stewed stewed liver and stir-fried liver to burst the stomach, which will give you a special feeling in your heart.

"No mistake, but we came early, look, the shop in front is called jj, it is the first nightclub in the capital, although it is not as good as the ones in Gongti now, it is still prosperous, what I am looking for should be It's in there, but not until exactly three o'clock in the morning."

As Zhang Tao said, he stretched his neck and looked around, like a Beijing roast duck whose neck was grabbed by someone. His hands were still fluttering to maintain the balance on tiptoe, which was more like it.Because there is a very popular nightclub here, the roadside stalls are so prosperous. Many young people are tired from dancing, and they will come out to make up for a little bit.

"There's a lot of food here, and it's idle anyway, why don't we have a taste?" Although Zhang Tao said interrogative sentences, he directly held the child's hand with great mobility, and led him to shuttle between the booths. Looking for a vacant seat, it seems that he really wants to join the ranks of these old gourmets.

"Hey, there are sheep and scorpions in front!" Zhang Tao's eyes lit up, and he led the child straight to the booth he had already looked at. Li Chuo was holding hands by him, and followed behind with a sigh, not knowing the master who was going to the study. If we had spirits in the sky and saw our own generation of wise kings ordering the Lord to sit on the side of the street and gnaw bones, what kind of feelings would we have?

"There's a seat available! Come quickly!" Zhang Tao sat down on one of the two vacant seats, turned his head to greet the little gentleman in wet clothes who was still walking over slowly, and turned back again , I saw that the empty seat next to me was occupied by a girl in a tight skirt.

"Ouch! Don't look at evil." Due to sitting down, Zhang Tao only saw two white thighs, subconsciously tilted his head, and when he looked up again, the girl was already sitting firmly On the chair, it seems that there is no posture to give way.

"Hey, miss, there's someone here."

Just when Zhang Tao was about to argue with reason, Li Chuoli's upright voice suddenly came from behind him. He looked back and saw that guy was looking down on the heavily made-up girl with an aura of dominance over the world.

"Who do you think is Miss?!" The girl jumped up suddenly, stood up abruptly, and pointed at Li Chuo.

Unfortunately, I have taught some modern Chinese, but I have not had time to teach the taboos in a specific context, but fortunately, it is a blessing that the word "comrade" is not used, Zhang Tao secretly complained.

"What about you, why, aren't you a miss?" Li Chuo slapped the girl again without knowing it.

"Who are you talking about?!" Don't look at the girl's coquettish dress, she's really not a vegetarian, she grabbed Li Chuo's collar as soon as she came up, and dragged him to the side of the road under the dim street lamp. Bundle.

Li Chuo's straight male cancer was attacked by Zhang Tao at the moment, and there was not much left. He knew that if he had a conflict with a girl, he must not accumulate energy. His whole body was limp, and he was directly staggered by this big girl, beautiful His face was exposed under the street lamp directly above his head.

"Yo." The girl was really a bit of a manly character, seeing Li Chuo's appearance clearly, she even had a drink, let him go, and stretched out her hand to smooth the folds on his collar.

Sure enough, Yan is justice, Zhang Tao looked at them both with his cheek rested, and nodded secretly, it seemed that Li Chuo was not in any trouble this time.

"Presumptuous!" Li Chuo instinctively raised his hand, shaking the girl staggeringly.

It's over, it seems that I overestimated the last time, the straight male cancer of the ruling class has not been eradicated, except for the promise of my position, whoever touches him will expose the true face of the class enemy, Zhang Tao is bitter, and plans to Stand up and have a muddle.

Bang!

Who knew that Zhang Tao was too big, and Mazar was too small. When he stood up, his knee happened to hit the small table they were occupying, and he overturned the table, and the girl on it A sheep scorpion that had been placed in the dry pot was not spared, and it fell to the street and fell to pieces.

"You are a big man and you still pull your hand?!" The girl saw that the hot pot she had worked so hard to order was ruined in this way, she was so angry and evil, she followed suit. He grabbed Zhang Tao's neck again and carried him under the street lamp.

Well, I didn't look at the almanac when I went out today, why is each one more handsome than the other.The girl stared at Zhang Tao's handsome face reflected in the street lamp, Yangou's id and arrogant ego fought bloody under the control of libido, and finally let him go with a long sigh.

"Oh, I wasted food, I'm so sorry."

Zhang Tao is a cook. Out of his professional habits, he glanced at the overturned pot with self-blame. He couldn’t be wrong. The smell is indeed rich and fragrant. It should be a recipe handed down from Kublai Khan’s camp back then. The masters are among the people.

Zhang Tao stretched out his hands, pressed the girl's shoulders, and sat her down in the seat he just snatched, showing a sunny smile: "Wait for me for a while."

After he finished speaking, he ran over to the stall owner's small stove, arched his buttocks, and directly pushed the master who was in charge of the stove on a horse, reached into the soup pot and fished out a piece of cooked sheep scorpion with a strainer, and filed a case. The kitchen knife on the board, Huo Ruyi shot nine sunsets, it was like a group of emperors flying dragons, it came like a thunderbolt, and it was angry, and it was like Jiang Haining's clear light. The scorpion breaks down into small net rows suitable for girls to swallow one piece at a time.

Zhang Tao cooked the pot and started the stove under the watchful eyes of the master in charge of the stove and other diners. The onion, ginger, and garlic were cut into nanotechnology, choked into the large oil in the pot, and stir-fried. Add the chopped mutton scorpions and stir-fry together, and weigh the spices next to the chopping board, and finally take a mouthful of broth with a frying spoon and send it to your lips, taste the saltiness, nod your head, and continue to stir-fry for two or three Back and forth, out of the pot and on the plate, the movement is like flowing water, all in one go.

clap clap clap!

The onlookers expressed their approval one after another, and even Master Stove Master was not angry, but took the lead in applauding enthusiastically.

"Aha, all the neighbors, old and young men in the street, give in, give in." Zhang Tao clasped his hands and smiled at everyone, paid the boss a share of the big pot of sheep and scorpion, and put the stir-fried spicy hot pot A large dry pot bowl with delicious taste was brought to the girl.

"I'm sorry just now, I'll accompany you for a bowl."

"Who do you want to spend the night with? Taking pictures of your uncle's wife?"

Just as the girl looked at Zhang Tao with a doggy face, a young man's angry voice came from behind.