Gluttonous canteen

[The old rule of ten thousand character boat drama was forced to go offline]

Li Chuo felt that his crotch was cool in his sleep, and he finally woke up with a jolt. The setting sun outside the window made his body warm, and it seemed that he woke up naturally after sleeping.

The child remembered Zhang Tao’s words, what’s so good about being an emperor, you have to take away your favorite food with three chopsticks, and you can’t even play a boat show overnight, let alone the armored general crossing the pass at night, and the courtiers waiting for the fifth watch cold. The emperor worked harder than his servants, and the early summons and the royal conquest were basically within the scope of Li Chuo's work.

Well, being laid off is actually pretty good, at least I can get a good night's sleep.

Li Chuo opened his eyes contentedly, and found that he was naked underneath. What was even more embarrassing was that he seemed to be hot from the heat of the kang. The long legs are very proficient, I really want to thank the official woman for training all night.

"Zhang Tao!"

After a while, Li Chuo's desperate roar came from the main room.

"Uncle, do you have something to do? Our boss is setting up a stall at the entrance of the alley. It's been a cold spring recently, and people tend to be hungry at night. The boss has to set up a stall to earn a share of fruit chews after serving the serious dinner. "

Carps have been refined for thousands of years, and basically the official language of each dynasty is quite 66666. Zhang Tao specially instructed Li Chuo to speak slowly according to Li Chuo's language habits, and then a little bit too modern Chinese, so as to avoid the unavoidable for children who are newcomers. homesick.

"How poor your boss is, why does he do all kinds of business?"

Who knows that the child doesn't appreciate it, he is from the ruling class, and he doesn't understand the romance of Zhang Tao's muddy legs of the working people. Working hard outside to make money is the performance of being a general attacking love, but Li Chuo felt that since two people slept together, they should naturally get up together. It would be fine if they were ordinary concubines, but he already regarded him as a Chinese Palace to look at.

"Uncle, you can't say that. Our boss is doing this day and night for you, and it's not shameful to be in our line of business. People depend on food." Li Zi proudly pulled out his chest.

Food is the paramount necessity of the people.Li Chuo thought of Zhang Tao's handsome and solemn face when he was not smiling again. He was in charge of the business of the Er Hun shop, but in fact he was in charge of the lifeblood of all living beings?Will they respect him as a god?

Li Chuo suddenly remembered that his nickname was Tianzi, he was a little embarrassed, and shook his head to interrupt his thoughts.

"Then you wait for me to take a bath, and I will go to the front to support you later." Li Chuo grabbed a pair of underpants scattered on the bed, didn't care whose it belonged, directly put them on under the bed, and got out.

……

"Shopkeeper, you haven't been out of the stall for a while, why are you so energetic recently?"

Li Chuo and Li Zi came out of the gate of the Erhu Shop, walked forward for a few dozen steps, and arrived at the place where Zhang Tao set up a stall at the entrance of the alley. He was surrounded by a group of old men chatting and shopping, busy It was such a joy.

"Hi, I recently imported a new addition to my family, so I can't do it if I'm not busy." Zhang Tao hastily selected several dim sums for the guests in line, and even wanted to chat with them. of.

"Yo, marry a wife or raise a baby."

"Marry a wife." Zhang Tao blushed and smiled.

"Congratulations, why don't you set up a banquet, our old neighbors also come to join in the fun."

"Hey, the proposal hasn't been successful yet." Zhang Tao scratched his hair embarrassingly.

"Then you have to hurry up, girls these days have their share of mind." The uncles and aunts quickly seized the opportunity to instruct their children with their bloody and tearful history of falling in love.

"Come on, thank you for reminding me." Zhang Tao quickly wrapped up a few packets of snacks and shipped them out to collect the money.

"cough."

The kid has been standing behind Zhang Tao for a long time. His back hurts, and he thought that this guy would find him sooner. Unexpectedly, he chatted happily with these mature men and women in the square, and turned his head at all. I couldn't hold back anymore, so I had to clear my throat.

"Huh? Wake up." Zhang Tao looked back and saw Li Chuo, smiling like a sunflower, quickly put aside the work he was doing, moved a magzar and stuffed it under his buttocks.

"Sit for a while, the goods are almost out, when I get home, I will make you a bowl of wontons to drink."

Children are very particular about their diet and daily life. Dinner is usually finished by three or four o’clock in the afternoon. However, Zhang Tao has recently spoiled them, and they have to catch up at night to see what foodie Kinoshita is doing. They are often hungry. So Zhang Tao had to add another supper for him every night. As the saying goes, 23 would have to run around. Li Chuo also wanted to grow taller, so he happily accepted this new food.

"Oh, hurry up, I have something to do with you." Li Chuo whispered, and sat quietly on the Mazar, waiting for him beside him.

"What's the matter? Let's talk about it here." Zhang Tao didn't stop his work, and kept weighing and packing the dim sum for customers who had already chosen according to the unit price.

"Go back and talk." The child lowered his head and said.

"I don't understand this? I want to have sex with you!" A neighborhood committee aunt who lined up behind said with a smile, causing the surrounding elders and aunts to burst into laughter.

"This is the target? Tsk tsk, he looks really handsome." The aunt of the neighborhood committee stared at Li Chuo, because the child was very handsome with a ponytail, and the aunt didn't wear reading glasses, which made Li Chuo look so handsome. Li Chuo forcibly regarded him as a big girl in the imperial capital.

When Zhang Tao first moved here a few years ago, she thought that the young man was honest and honest, and wanted to tell him about her daughter who was about to graduate. Now that she saw Li Chuo, she knew that her daughter was not very competitive. However, he still couldn't hold back his gossip spirit, and looked at him carefully.

"Well, yes." Zhang Tao smiled sheepishly, and looked back at Li Chuo. Because of what the aunt said just now, the other party went back to chat with Li Zi and didn't pee on his pot.

"Girl, you're not from the local area, you're really tall." Auntie was a little bit unwilling to reconcile that her plan to win a husband had failed like this, so she walked forward resolutely and tugged on Li Chuo's sleeve.

"presumptuous!"

The child jumped up at that time and jumped up all of a sudden. Only then did the aunt realize that this girl is 1.8 meters today!No, maybe 1.8 meters all the way.

"Ouch!" The aunt was frightened, she fell back, and sat down on her buttocks. Fortunately, there were several neighbors queuing up behind her, and the big guys worked together to support her, so that the imperial capital did not leave the Chinese territory. on the fifth basin.

What a joke, in the past in the Golden Luan Hall, even if you looked up at Tianyan when you didn't have a will, you were intending to assassinate the king. How about pulling out the Meridian Gate and beheading to show the public, but now you can even touch your own arm casually.

The child may have just finished sex, and the instinct of animal self-preservation is very strong. Standing there with his hairy hair, democracy and science have long been thrown to Java, and he forgot to apologize for a while.

"Hey, I'm sorry neighbors, my partner is a little...well, social phobia." Zhang Tao gathered several neighbors together, and whispered in a low voice.

"That's all that's left for today's dim sum, and it's all mine. I'm going to surprise you guys. See you later."

Zhang Tao quickly wrapped a few oil paper bags according to the head, and distributed them to everyone in a manly manner. The frightened aunt added another donkey rolling with jujube paste and red bean paste, which was regarded as a companion for her. .

"It's easy to say, it's all neighbors for many years." Not only was the aunt not angry, but she turned around and left with a smile on her face, she didn't mean to touch Cier at all, she was still thinking about her wish, this big girl has a bad temper Well, it's weird again, maybe one day I will break up with Zhang Tao, and then I can introduce my daughter over blatantly.

……

Back home, Zhang Tao wrapped Li Chuo with a bowl of prawn wontons. The soup was filled with seaweed egg flower and dried shrimps. I remembered that the whole courtyard was full of it from the tea room. Watching outside the tea room, I couldn't hold back and bit a piece of glutinous rice cake into my mouth, and ate according to my sense of smell.

"I've made you lose money today, I'm sorry." Li Chuo said sullenly, taking a sip of the soup.

"Hey, it's okay, most of them have been earned back, and the last bite of food is usually half sold and half free. After a while, it will be the Cold Food Festival. I also want to take this opportunity to practice the craftsmanship of the white case first. , Fortunately, the craftsmanship is at home, so I can support you this year."

Zhang Tao only wrapped a bowl of chaotic soup and gave it to Li Chuo to eat. He slurped the remaining half bowl of broth by himself, and said cheerfully.

"What did you want to say to me just now?"

"Well, where's your poem?"

"Hi?" Zhang Tao was a little confused.

"I've already been raped when I got up early."

"→_→" Li Chuo looked at him speechlessly, knowing that as long as there is a chance, this guy will definitely speak pornography.

"I'm talking about poems, that, the second day after the emperor and empress slept together, the palace ladies would send the queen's poems...well, that's what you understand."

It was just a love letter. Li Chuo had never been in a relationship before, so he was a little awkward and couldn't continue, so he picked up the big bowl and started filling his stomach with broth.

"Oh, you city people really know how to play."

Zhang Tao really doesn't really understand these things. Compared with his age, it can basically be regarded as a modern culture that gradually emerged after the civilization of human beings. It's a bit embarrassing, so I got up early to work on the business in the store. In fact, he still really wanted to just chat with Li Chuo under the quilt.

"Aren't you going to write?" Li Chuo looked at him with a heavy face, his brows were already furrowed, it seemed that if Zhang Tao wanted to resist the edict, he would draw his sword and die immediately.

"Don't, don't, I'll write!" As life-saving is at the top of the list, Zhang Tao picked up the ledger on the table and began to write bit by bit.

"Write... It's finished, hey, don't joke." A few seconds later, Zhang Tao completed his masterpiece and handed it to Li Chuo respectfully.

Only then did the child's tensed little face relax a little, and he took a look at the yellow paper torn from the ledger.

This mountain is tall and tall with trees,

Cut it down and use it as firewood.

It's a pity that the firewood burns fast,

Otherwise it can be sold.

Promise Zhang

"You!" Li Chuo hurriedly stood up from the mazar, and Long Yan glared at Zhang Tao angrily, as if to punish your ten clans.

"My lord, please forgive me, my concubine has never been to school." Zhang Tao knelt down at Li Chuo's feet with a plop, and howled dryly.

"Just like that, I was conquered by you and buried all the escape routes..."

"Stop howling, you really sing?!" This time, Li Chuo was a little at a loss, and stretched out his hand to pull him up.

"Forget it." The child leaned over and patted the dust on his knees kindly.

"You can press your fingerprint, and you are promising Mrs. Zhang."

"Hey."

"Wait a minute, I want a meat pad." Li Chuo blushed and looked at him with burning eyes.