Gluttonous canteen

"Come on!" Zhang Tao's eyes glowed green when he heard the word "servant sleeping", and he tore off the gold chain around the man's neck, took the tiger amulet containing the soul-returning incense in his hand, and kicked him on the ground. on the body.

The man's body struggled for the last time, and his head turned to the side. Immediately afterwards, the body shrank at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The originally moist and elastic skin shrank rapidly, and the handsome face quickly turned into a mask with thousands of grooves, like an old walnut, and soon became more beautiful.

"Go all the way, there are no scumbags [candles] in heaven." Zhang Tao looked at Weidi's clothes, feeling quite emotional, and directly read out the expression on the scarf.

"Let's go, go home and sleep." He took Li Chuo's hand and walked out. As a result, the two of them hadn't walked a few steps when the whole cave began to vibrate violently. The gravel on the cave above their heads Shaken by this strong shock, gravel began to fall down in a rustling manner.

"What's going on?" Li Chuo quickly dodged a few small stones, looked back at Zhang Tao and asked.

Before Zhang Tao had time to speak, he saw a smooth and almost transparent feeling on the surrounding rock walls, turning the entire space where they lived into a place similar to a crystal bowl.

The mountain below the rock wall became transparent, and the originally rough rock texture became more and more warm and moist like jade. Among those deep black colors, there seemed to be countless figures moving back and forth with.

"Yin soldiers?!" Zhang Tao suddenly understood, and looked down at the soldier talisman in his hand. For so many years, the soldier talisman on the general's body kept summoning those lonely ghosts who died in battle and no one buried them. Because he is a living corpse, coupled with the restriction of Zhu Jiuyin, a large number of Yin soldiers are dormant in the nearby mountains. At this moment, the general and Zhu Jiuyin no longer exist. The ghost is afraid that it will break out of its cocoon!

"Crap!" Seeing that there are more and more erratic shadows on the rock wall, and the wind is about to fill the building, Zhang Tao reaches out and grabs Li Chuo's small waist, and puts him directly under his armpit. Running, a scorpion jumped out for more than ten meters, and a flame went straight to the edge of the cliff.

"Wait, my bird hasn't been found yet!" Li Chuo shouted under his arm.

"What? Lost the bond?" Zhang Tao slammed on the brakes. Because the speed was too fast, he slid forward for several meters, and the soles of the hiking shoes almost sparked!

"I'm talking about immortals riding cranes!" Li Chuo shouted angrily.

"Oh, never mind, there must be a way for the car to go to the front of the mountain, let's go." Seeing the sound of footsteps coming from the deep cave behind him, I can almost see pairs of green eyes moving towards the mountain one after another. They came straight on.

Just as Zhang Tao ran wildly with Li Chuo in his arms, and was about to approach the cave exit, a very sharp cry of cranes resounded in the distant mountain stream.

"Ah, your bird came back by itself!" Zhang Tao yelled, without thinking, he jumped from the edge of the cave into the abyss.

……

"Singing about the red sun rolling ~ falling to the west slope ~ the young couple sat on the kang and touched the eighteenth ~ one touched the black hair on the head like ink dyed ~ two touched the elder sister's snow-like face ~ Emma!"

On the top of the mountain, the boy Lizi just dug up a nest of fresh termites, licked happily, and sang a little tune, suddenly, a huge and friendless crane came from the bottom of the cliff. Flying soaring into the sky, the wings that covered the sky and the sun flickered, flapping the dust on Lizi's face.

The boy quickly shook his head a few times, and looked at the termite nest on his hand—it was gone.

"Bird man! I'm missing a great virtue. Hey!" Li Zi had just cursed a few words, when he saw two people jumping off the bird's back. It was her boss, Princess, who was holding her son-in-law, and the two landed firmly. It's as cool as the movie poster of the American president saving the Queen of England.

"Congratulations to the boss and uncle for their triumphant return, hey hey?!"

Li Zi rushed over and was about to meet them, when suddenly, the boy's big grin instantly petrified his face, staring at Zhang Tao and Li Chuo with his big Di Liuyuan eyes. behind.

Your friend - countless Yin soldiers are already online.

"Fuck! It doesn't conform to the laws of mechanics!" Zhang Tao turned his head and saw countless green soldiers climbing up the cliff one after another, with half-rolled banners and remnants of armor. With a rotten skull on its neck, it walked towards them unsteadily. Suddenly, because of too much movement, the skull fell directly to the ground. Picking up the head corpse, he pressed it on his neck again.

The Yin soldiers of the first echelon had already climbed up the cliff, and the leader shook his empty neck bone, twisted his skull a few times, and finally pointed his empty eye sockets at where Zhang Tao and his group were.

The hinterland of the Yin soldiers reminded of the drums of war in Liaoyuan, and the Yin soldiers who climbed up the cliff like termites kept gathering, quickly arranged their formation according to the strict training they had received during their lifetime, and were eager to try.

"..." The Yin soldier carrying the banner uttered a sharp dolphin sound that human eardrums could hardly receive. With a wave of the flagpole, it pointed directly at Zhang Tao's already bewildered face, and the thousands of troops made a loud and clear sound. The resonance, like the tide of the Qiantang River, rushed towards the lonely three people!

"Help!" Zhang Tao and Li Zi supported Li Chuo's arms from both sides, preparing to start a life-and-death battle with countless Yin soldiers.

"Wait!" With a wave of his big hand, Li Chuo slammed open two Zhanwu slags, stood in front of them, stretched out his hand to his waist, pulled out his Shangfang sword and held it in his hand with a swipe, and shouted .

"The emperor is here, who dares to commit crimes?!"

Zhang Tao and Li Zi looked at the man standing in front of them adoringly, but the cancer of embarrassment broke out soon, because those Yin soldiers had no intention of stopping at all.

"My lord, go away! You have been laid off and they just treat you like a big tiger!"

Just when Zhang Tao hugged Li Chuo by the waist, intending to force him to jump into the robbery hole that Li Zi had built, the vanguard had already joined them, but the moment the powerful ghostly aura came into contact with Li Chuo, It disappeared without a trace.

Countless yin soldiers rushed towards Li Chuo. The child's body was like a natural barrier, blocking the gap between Zhang Tao and the yin soldiers. The souls that bumped into each other seemed to be absorbed by a sink Like a swallowed bubble, it vanished in front of Li Chuo.

After a few minutes.

"Huh..." After the last Yin soldier disappeared in front of Li Chuo, the child finally let out a long breath, put down the sword in his hand, and shook his almost stiff arm.

"The sage is wise and powerful." Zhang Tao and Li Zi got out of the hole behind Li Chuo's buttocks, shook the dust splashed on their heads, and handed the military water bottle with a doggy face.

"It's easy to say, huh." Li Chuo triumphantly took the kettle, gulped down several sips of water, and then took a piece from the tip of his Shangfang sword, and held it in his hand very cherishingly.

"Fuck, Tiger Talisman? When did you take it away?" Zhang Tao saw what was in Li Chuo's hand, and quickly touched the pocket behind his buttocks, only to find that the container of the soul-returning incense was gone.

"The tiger talisman is a symbol of military power. Of course I have to wear it on my body." Li Chuo said with his head held high, not at all ashamed of his theft.

"I think this soldier talisman, combined with the dragon energy on my body, may really be able to subdue these Yin soldiers. I didn't expect it to be quite effective, thank you."

Li Chuo put away his secret weapon contentedly.

"Wait, don't you still want to..." Zhang Tao asked with a bitter face.

"Of course, restoration is the top priority since my rebirth. As a popular candidate for the central palace, please support your man's work. Don't you modern people have a saying that behind a great man there is always a virtuous man?" My man, remember it well, if it’s not possible, I don’t mind if you tattoo it on your body.”

Li Chuo pressed Zhang Tao's shoulder very straightly, and walked forward swaggeringly.

"Boss, in fact, you only went to someone's house once, but I think my uncle's mind control method is likely to kill you for the rest of your life." Li Zi looked at Zhang Tao, who was full of resentment, and patted him sympathetically. his shoulders.

"You know what a fart, this is called a sweet burden, no wonder you became a genius before the founding of the country, but you still can't find a man."

"Boss, my orientation is heterosexual."

"Oh, then you can't get out in this novel."

"Boss, you are out of the play, hey! My uncle is gone!"

"Then what's the point, hurry up!"

……

The private room of Erhun Shop.

"Miss Wang, I've brought the sheep's head, and I'll slice it for you." Zhang Tao took out a whole sheep's head from the soup pot, skillfully sliced ​​off the bones and brains from the sheep's face, and sorted them into different categories. place on top of the chopping board that the soup pot lid acts as.

A girl was sitting on the guest seat, staring at the head with red eye circles. From her perspective, it was a man's head.

"Hmm..." She covered her mouth and cried as quietly as possible.

"Is it okay? If you say stop now..."

"No! No, let's continue." The girl choked up a few times before she managed to speak a complete sentence in a normal tone.

"That's it." Zhang Tao's knife skills are very proficient, and within a short while, the minced meat on the whole sheep's head is sliced, and the package of skin and flesh lost by the round skull is finally taken back into the soup pot by Zhang Tao .

The minced meat was placed in different fine porcelain plates, sprinkled with secret seasonings, and brought to the girl.

She raised her head to look at Zhang Tao, who smiled gently at her and pushed the small plate in front of her.

"Eat it, it can last for a few days."

"Ah."

……

"Grandpa, why are you here?" Li Zi, the boy guarding the door, was drowsy. He had a night shift today, and it was three o'clock in the morning when the devil was baring his teeth. The guests who make reservations for the last table quickly go back to sleep in bed.

"I..." Li Chuo's face was a little red. After returning home, he originally planned to fight for [-] rounds. Who knew that the boat of love would turn over at any time. Once he got home and took a shower, he fell asleep in a dark sleep. In the past, when I woke up, it was already early morning, and the official woman who was supposed to be on the boat to sleep beside me disappeared. I walked outside the main room and saw that she was indeed entertaining guests.

"I have something to do with your boss." The child held back for a while, and finally expressed his intention.

"Oh, wait a moment, the boss will finish serving the dinner soon."

Just as the two of them were whispering, the sound of conversation came from the private room.

"Thank you." It was a man's low voice, but it wasn't Zhang Tao.

"Boss, thank you for your help." It was a girl's voice, which seemed to be the girl who was misunderstood by Li Chuo last time.

"Hey, you're welcome, you're welcome, then follow the agreement."

Immediately afterwards, Zhang Tao's low growl sounded from the room, almost simultaneously with the cry of pain from a man and a woman.

"Zhang Tao!" It's nothing more than rejecting his proposal to be a queen, but he couldn't help it after sleeping for a while, and even started playing... If he can bear it, he is not worthy of being a laid-off emperor!Li Chuo couldn't swallow the breath when he thought of this, so he kicked open the door of the private room as soon as he stretched out his long legs!

There was still only the girl in the room who had been misunderstood by me last time, and Zhang Tao, who was still chewing something in her mouth with a frightened expression on her face. Maybe she was frightened, and the food stuck in her throat was stuck there. Unable to get up or down, Zhang Tao rolled his eyes several times, and finally groaned, finally swallowing the lump that almost suffocated him to death.

"How do you explain it?" Zhang Tao looked at Li Chuo with his rightmost eyes, and the tears that flashed when he was almost choked to death were still in the corners of his eyes.

"I..." The child looked at him awkwardly.

"Just do as you say." After holding back for a while, Li Chuo finally admitted.

"Really?! Let's do it now!" Before he finished speaking, Zhang Tao swept the child away like a whirlwind, leaving the client and the boy looking at each other.