Gluttonous canteen
Chapter 24
"Then go in quickly, and we'll go home after I finish preparing the condiments. Alas, it's really not easy to earn this money. If I had known that I would follow Wang Dun's example, it would be better to open a pawnshop to make black-hearted money." Zhang Tao Complaining nonchalantly, he lifted his foot and walked inside.
"Ouch!"
As soon as he took a step, he was tripped by an unknown object and fell on his face. A dog gnawed on the mud.
"Look at you, don't speak rudely in the ancient tomb, or you don't know what god you will offend." Li Chuo stretched out his hand and picked him up from the ground.
Offend the gods?If the gods knew who I was, they would probably have been scared to pee, but it's hard to say, the snake head hasn't finished digesting at the moment, and it is indeed fighting five scum, but it wouldn't even dare a land lord to throw me, right?Zhang Tao thought secretly.
He knocked out the torch in his hand, took another one out of his pocket, lit it on his buttocks, and shook it towards the tomb passage in front of him. The wall, on the contrary, reflected the light from the torch in his hand brightly, illuminating the place a few meters ahead brightly.
"Fuck, this is the general's arsenal?" Zhang Tao looked at the displays on both sides in amazement, including knives, guns and halberds, axes and forks, whips, maces and hammers, sticks and sticks, kidnappers and meteors, and weapons with hooks. , with pointed children, with bladed children, with barbed children, with Emei needles, with chains, there are almost everything that one expects to find.
"No, the layout here is..." Li Chuo looked around, recalling his childhood.
"Barracks? This is the barracks."
"No way, who would make his own graveyard so razor-sharp?" Zhang Tao curled his lips and shook his head, but it seems that Li Chuo's analysis is probably right. Seeing the long case and the sheepskin map, it is indeed very similar to the layout of the general's camp in the TV series.
"It's not impossible. One of the ancient burial ceremonies is called death as life, which means that the tomb should be arranged as exactly as the scene of life that the owner of the tomb used the most during his lifetime. This is a way to express respect for the dead. " Li Chuo looked around and sighed, this General Fuyuan was exhausted, and spent most of his life in the barracks.
"What an excellent official ape. After working so hard, the dog emperor actually played behind his back. It's really..." Zhang Tao sighed, and in the middle of speaking, he suddenly covered his mouth.
"My lord, I'm not talking about you!" Zhang Tao squatted down, hugged Li Chuo's thigh, and rubbed against his thigh with all his strength, until Li Chuo's face turned red .
"Let go of me, I didn't say anything." The child was embarrassed, twisted his waist, and lifted Zhang Tao from his lower body.
Zhang Tao was thrown away by him, and rolled forward a few times with a grunt on the spot, and fell into the ambiguous environment in front of him, before he barely stabilized his figure.
"Ouch, my old waist." He subconsciously reached out to touch the rock walls on both sides, but he didn't expect to touch a cool, soft thing, which looked like human skin—well, dead.
Not what I thought, not what I thought.
Zhang Tao said silently in his heart, and slowly raised the fire folder in his hand.
Because he was lying on the ground, the first thing he saw was a long skirt, and his hand just happened to stick into the bottom of the other's skirt, and what he touched might be the girl's ankle.
Zhang Tao blushed, and retracted his wrist in embarrassment. In ancient times, a man and a woman were very particular about whether to give or take each other. Chuo is an extraordinary citizen who has not been completely reformed. He was afraid that children would be jealous, so he rubbed his hand on the ground to show his innocence.
At this moment, the wind in the tomb passage blew, and the girl's skirt swayed a few times, revealing the inner part, which turned out to be a pair of sneakers!
"...?" Zhang Tao had a bad premonition, and when he looked up again, he saw a girl in Xiuhe's wedding gown, with her head drooping, her eyes slightly open, and she had lost the clear white eyes of a young girl. His big eyes, with blurred and dirty eye sockets, stared straight at him. Because of the angle, the girl's necrotic facial skin drooped, and her expression looked bloated and hideous.
"What the hell!"
Zhang Tao yelled in fright, and jumped up from the ground all at once. Due to the violent movement, the fire bag in his hand was released, and flew into the air, and happened to fall into the back of the girl's neck standing against the wall. in the gap.
With a stab, the girl's body was set on fire!
"It's on fire!" Zhang Tao yelled, taking off his coat quickly and going forward to fight. You must know that in the thin air of the tomb passage, if a large-scale fire breaks out, it is very likely that it will return in a very short time. Burn all the air in the tomb passage, and their situation will be dangerous!
"Wait a minute, it's not on fire." Li Chuo reached out and stopped him.
"Hey?"
"Look, the fire didn't grow too big. This is... a Shinto sky lantern." Li Chuo walked around the front of the girl and looked behind her. As expected, on the back of the girl's neck, Where the spine should have been, a metal cylinder protruded straight out, which seemed to be a candlestick.
"Ah! It's this thing, I remembered it." Zhang Tao remembered that he had seen two rows of similar dead figurines in Li Chuo's tomb. I can't see the border.
"Those girls in your tomb, uh, there are so many." Zhang Tao originally wanted to say beautiful, but he changed the word temporarily because he was afraid that the children would be offended.
"Those are all girls who are waiting to enter the palace. After my wedding, I will enrich the harem." Li Chuo's expression was a little sad. He only found out about these things later on Baidu. If he could choose to stay In the words of the will, he would not let these girls who are still in their prime be buried. Unfortunately, he died suddenly, and he died before he could arrange anything. No young man would write a suicide note and release it in his spare time. On the side of the pillow, so these girls can only follow the ancestral system to be the ghosts in his imperial tomb.
"→_→" Zhang Tao is not as sad as Li Chuo. He doesn't care much about the deaths of those girls. If you die early, otherwise... as the saying goes, there is only exhausted cows, and there is no plowed land. If you die a few years later, a good child will be maimed by playing.
"This girl..."
"It should be the one in the sedan chair."
Zhang Tao looked at the girl's face, she should be the one who led them all the way here just now, and from the pair of sneakers on the girl's feet, it can be concluded that she should have been taken by the villagers on the top of the mountain just now to honor the mountain god Why did Grandpa's corpse come to such a deep graveyard now?
"What purpose did she bring us here?"
"I don't know, maybe she wants us to take her out?" The girl's face is still very young, she should not be very old, she looks quite quiet, and it is very likely that she has gone out to study, maybe her remaining consciousness thinks that this kind of The barbaric burial style is not suitable for me, so the afterimage just happened. This kind of thing happens from time to time in ancient tombs. Generally, it is called "puppet" in the slang of Tu Fuzi, and most of them are the ghosts of the martyrs.
"You mean the one just now was her resentment?"
"Well, this kind of remorse is called a puppet, it doesn't harm anyone, as long as her wish is fulfilled, but why did this girl get brought in in such a short time, how did she do it, sex!" Zhang Tao said Then, he really stepped forward to support the girl's already stiff waist, intending to take her off the metal candlestick.
"Her wedding dress is a bit difficult to get. Can you help me see if she's wearing it underneath? Why don't you dress lightly?"
"Why am I watching."
"Uh, I think it's even more inappropriate." Zhang Tao's offensive doctrine is a little bit out of the front again.
"→_→" Li Chuo glared at him, and didn't dare to greet him directly. He lifted the girl's skirt a little, and found that she was wearing sportswear pants, and the upper body must not be a vacuum.
"It's okay, take it off."
The two hurriedly tore off the girl's Xiuhe suit, which turned out to be a brand-name sportswear, which should be a package bought by the girl's home.
"It's much more convenient this time. You hold your waist, and I'll move your head." Zhang Tao stretched out his hands to hold the girl's already stiff cheeks.
Ding dong.
In the process of moving, Zhang Tao did not know what mechanism he encountered, and the candlestick pierced through the girl's neck suddenly burst into flames, and quickly spread to the side!
Prick, prick, prick.
Sky lanterns were lit one after another, presenting a breathtaking scene in front of Zhang Tao and Li Chuo.
Extending from the first girl in modern sportswear to the interior of the Shinto, one after another is lit, girls in costumes representing each era, and the one closest to the girl in sportswear is wearing a military uniform , Armed belt tied around the waist, Chen Wenjin looks alive, and then there are cheongsam, flag dress, song skirt... It is simply a picture of the physical version to teach you to understand the changes of Chinese women's clothing in the past dynasties.
"Ouch!"
As soon as he took a step, he was tripped by an unknown object and fell on his face. A dog gnawed on the mud.
"Look at you, don't speak rudely in the ancient tomb, or you don't know what god you will offend." Li Chuo stretched out his hand and picked him up from the ground.
Offend the gods?If the gods knew who I was, they would probably have been scared to pee, but it's hard to say, the snake head hasn't finished digesting at the moment, and it is indeed fighting five scum, but it wouldn't even dare a land lord to throw me, right?Zhang Tao thought secretly.
He knocked out the torch in his hand, took another one out of his pocket, lit it on his buttocks, and shook it towards the tomb passage in front of him. The wall, on the contrary, reflected the light from the torch in his hand brightly, illuminating the place a few meters ahead brightly.
"Fuck, this is the general's arsenal?" Zhang Tao looked at the displays on both sides in amazement, including knives, guns and halberds, axes and forks, whips, maces and hammers, sticks and sticks, kidnappers and meteors, and weapons with hooks. , with pointed children, with bladed children, with barbed children, with Emei needles, with chains, there are almost everything that one expects to find.
"No, the layout here is..." Li Chuo looked around, recalling his childhood.
"Barracks? This is the barracks."
"No way, who would make his own graveyard so razor-sharp?" Zhang Tao curled his lips and shook his head, but it seems that Li Chuo's analysis is probably right. Seeing the long case and the sheepskin map, it is indeed very similar to the layout of the general's camp in the TV series.
"It's not impossible. One of the ancient burial ceremonies is called death as life, which means that the tomb should be arranged as exactly as the scene of life that the owner of the tomb used the most during his lifetime. This is a way to express respect for the dead. " Li Chuo looked around and sighed, this General Fuyuan was exhausted, and spent most of his life in the barracks.
"What an excellent official ape. After working so hard, the dog emperor actually played behind his back. It's really..." Zhang Tao sighed, and in the middle of speaking, he suddenly covered his mouth.
"My lord, I'm not talking about you!" Zhang Tao squatted down, hugged Li Chuo's thigh, and rubbed against his thigh with all his strength, until Li Chuo's face turned red .
"Let go of me, I didn't say anything." The child was embarrassed, twisted his waist, and lifted Zhang Tao from his lower body.
Zhang Tao was thrown away by him, and rolled forward a few times with a grunt on the spot, and fell into the ambiguous environment in front of him, before he barely stabilized his figure.
"Ouch, my old waist." He subconsciously reached out to touch the rock walls on both sides, but he didn't expect to touch a cool, soft thing, which looked like human skin—well, dead.
Not what I thought, not what I thought.
Zhang Tao said silently in his heart, and slowly raised the fire folder in his hand.
Because he was lying on the ground, the first thing he saw was a long skirt, and his hand just happened to stick into the bottom of the other's skirt, and what he touched might be the girl's ankle.
Zhang Tao blushed, and retracted his wrist in embarrassment. In ancient times, a man and a woman were very particular about whether to give or take each other. Chuo is an extraordinary citizen who has not been completely reformed. He was afraid that children would be jealous, so he rubbed his hand on the ground to show his innocence.
At this moment, the wind in the tomb passage blew, and the girl's skirt swayed a few times, revealing the inner part, which turned out to be a pair of sneakers!
"...?" Zhang Tao had a bad premonition, and when he looked up again, he saw a girl in Xiuhe's wedding gown, with her head drooping, her eyes slightly open, and she had lost the clear white eyes of a young girl. His big eyes, with blurred and dirty eye sockets, stared straight at him. Because of the angle, the girl's necrotic facial skin drooped, and her expression looked bloated and hideous.
"What the hell!"
Zhang Tao yelled in fright, and jumped up from the ground all at once. Due to the violent movement, the fire bag in his hand was released, and flew into the air, and happened to fall into the back of the girl's neck standing against the wall. in the gap.
With a stab, the girl's body was set on fire!
"It's on fire!" Zhang Tao yelled, taking off his coat quickly and going forward to fight. You must know that in the thin air of the tomb passage, if a large-scale fire breaks out, it is very likely that it will return in a very short time. Burn all the air in the tomb passage, and their situation will be dangerous!
"Wait a minute, it's not on fire." Li Chuo reached out and stopped him.
"Hey?"
"Look, the fire didn't grow too big. This is... a Shinto sky lantern." Li Chuo walked around the front of the girl and looked behind her. As expected, on the back of the girl's neck, Where the spine should have been, a metal cylinder protruded straight out, which seemed to be a candlestick.
"Ah! It's this thing, I remembered it." Zhang Tao remembered that he had seen two rows of similar dead figurines in Li Chuo's tomb. I can't see the border.
"Those girls in your tomb, uh, there are so many." Zhang Tao originally wanted to say beautiful, but he changed the word temporarily because he was afraid that the children would be offended.
"Those are all girls who are waiting to enter the palace. After my wedding, I will enrich the harem." Li Chuo's expression was a little sad. He only found out about these things later on Baidu. If he could choose to stay In the words of the will, he would not let these girls who are still in their prime be buried. Unfortunately, he died suddenly, and he died before he could arrange anything. No young man would write a suicide note and release it in his spare time. On the side of the pillow, so these girls can only follow the ancestral system to be the ghosts in his imperial tomb.
"→_→" Zhang Tao is not as sad as Li Chuo. He doesn't care much about the deaths of those girls. If you die early, otherwise... as the saying goes, there is only exhausted cows, and there is no plowed land. If you die a few years later, a good child will be maimed by playing.
"This girl..."
"It should be the one in the sedan chair."
Zhang Tao looked at the girl's face, she should be the one who led them all the way here just now, and from the pair of sneakers on the girl's feet, it can be concluded that she should have been taken by the villagers on the top of the mountain just now to honor the mountain god Why did Grandpa's corpse come to such a deep graveyard now?
"What purpose did she bring us here?"
"I don't know, maybe she wants us to take her out?" The girl's face is still very young, she should not be very old, she looks quite quiet, and it is very likely that she has gone out to study, maybe her remaining consciousness thinks that this kind of The barbaric burial style is not suitable for me, so the afterimage just happened. This kind of thing happens from time to time in ancient tombs. Generally, it is called "puppet" in the slang of Tu Fuzi, and most of them are the ghosts of the martyrs.
"You mean the one just now was her resentment?"
"Well, this kind of remorse is called a puppet, it doesn't harm anyone, as long as her wish is fulfilled, but why did this girl get brought in in such a short time, how did she do it, sex!" Zhang Tao said Then, he really stepped forward to support the girl's already stiff waist, intending to take her off the metal candlestick.
"Her wedding dress is a bit difficult to get. Can you help me see if she's wearing it underneath? Why don't you dress lightly?"
"Why am I watching."
"Uh, I think it's even more inappropriate." Zhang Tao's offensive doctrine is a little bit out of the front again.
"→_→" Li Chuo glared at him, and didn't dare to greet him directly. He lifted the girl's skirt a little, and found that she was wearing sportswear pants, and the upper body must not be a vacuum.
"It's okay, take it off."
The two hurriedly tore off the girl's Xiuhe suit, which turned out to be a brand-name sportswear, which should be a package bought by the girl's home.
"It's much more convenient this time. You hold your waist, and I'll move your head." Zhang Tao stretched out his hands to hold the girl's already stiff cheeks.
Ding dong.
In the process of moving, Zhang Tao did not know what mechanism he encountered, and the candlestick pierced through the girl's neck suddenly burst into flames, and quickly spread to the side!
Prick, prick, prick.
Sky lanterns were lit one after another, presenting a breathtaking scene in front of Zhang Tao and Li Chuo.
Extending from the first girl in modern sportswear to the interior of the Shinto, one after another is lit, girls in costumes representing each era, and the one closest to the girl in sportswear is wearing a military uniform , Armed belt tied around the waist, Chen Wenjin looks alive, and then there are cheongsam, flag dress, song skirt... It is simply a picture of the physical version to teach you to understand the changes of Chinese women's clothing in the past dynasties.
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