Gluttonous canteen

"What kind of system is this, a Russian tomb?" Zhang Tao was a little puzzled. Could it be that the owner of the mausoleum is a Russian immigrant? , This is the first time I have encountered such a new thing.

"The owner of the tomb wrapped up his small wish in a magnificent tomb. It's that simple." Li Chuo walked up to take a look. There was a small opening next to the two ordinary tombs. It looks like the stuff inside has been nourished by the essence of heaven and earth to become a corpse demon, and it has broken out of the ground. One of them should be the rice dumpling that has been running just now, and the other one will be the white and flawless bone. ?

"Both tombs are steles without characters." Li Chuo reached out and gently touched the tombstone with no name engraved on it. The clue was broken when it reached here. As the last sliver of defense, he carried that heavy secret through his life and planned to continue guarding it after death.

"Wait, is there a word on the side?" Zhang Tao looked at Li Chuo's sad spring and autumn, and he was so idle that he wandered around the Russian tomb. Where I arrived, there was a line of small characters engraved, but I couldn't see it clearly for a while.

"Huh? Really!" Li Chuo said in surprise, but soon, the expression on his face became a little disappointed again.

"It's just time to erect the stele, ah... this stele is indeed made of gold bricks." Li Chuo thought of the gold bricks of the official kiln. These two inconspicuous tombstones were also produced by the official kiln. It can be seen that, out of practice, the official kiln must engrave the firing time and the name of the craftsman on an inconspicuous place on the side. This habit has been absolutely no exception for many years.

"A certain year, month and day. Artisan Song."

"This is a certain year, month, day, craftsman Song XX. It's strange, it can't be the father and son, right? The time is more than ten years apart." Zhang Tao saw Li Chuo read one side of it, and he had a good eye. He hurriedly read the other side, only to find that the names of the craftsmen sounded like father and son, and the age of the stele was different.

"So, one of them died first? It was... the concubine." Li Chuo visually inspected the distribution and size of the tomb. If it was a joint tomb for husband and wife, the length, width, and height of the wife's side of the tomb would not be acceptable. higher than the husband's.

"It turns out that the brother who was running just now has long been holding back the joint burial? The little girl just passed away and was eager to build a joint burial for her."

"Well, the emperor's mausoleum is generally built since the emperor ascended the throne. The emperor's mausoleum will never be completed until the emperor dies. It seems that in addition to the emperor's mausoleum on the surface, the owner of the tomb has also started to build his own. The underground palace, and the position of this 'concubine' has already been reserved." Li Chuo nodded, as if he had found some clues.

"But it's not right. If this concubine is not the concubine of the owner of the tomb as we guessed before, then does the family have other ancestral tombs of their own, so that he can be buried in it so easily? The husband's family has not rebelled. "Zhang Tao said.

"Perhaps the owner of the tomb knows quite a lot about Daodou, otherwise, he would not have thought of building the secret paradise he left to himself in a place destined to be submerged by water for a long time. There is no benefit to the emperor's mausoleum, and water entering the tomb is a taboo in geomantic omen."

"You mean, he stole someone's girl's grave? Ouch, I'm missing a great virtue." Zhang Tao said indignantly, completely forgetting that he not only dug other people's children's graves, but also raped other children's graves. people.

"It's not impossible. You see, from the small hole in the ground, both of these two people have undergone corpse changes because of the relationship between the earth and the three delicacies. According to the order of burial, the 'concubine' should be the first to change. , and her last thought was to escape from here, she instinctively opened the Dragon-Breaking Stone, and the owner of the tomb who turned into a corpse chased after the trail of pearls falling, but she couldn't open that stone any more. .”

Li Chuo said in a serious tone, frowning tightly, this is a bad relationship that has been isolated for hundreds of thousands of years, one has already turned into a bone on the outside, and the other is inside, just relying on the last instinct, using His nails that had turned into a dead body kept scratching the extremely heavy Dragon-Breaking Stone. If it wasn't for these two uninvited guests, such a voice would continue to echo in this deep underground palace until the end of the world.

"This girl never promised him until she died. What is the purpose of such obsession...Pfft!" Zhang Tao sighed halfway, and suddenly burst out laughing again, which startled Li Chuo.

"Are you being stimulated and going crazy?"

"No, I just think that if you put this matter on others, you can't figure it out even if you want to die. If you put it on yourself, you will understand everything. If you don't go crazy, you can't live. If you like it, you have to accept your fate." Zhang Tao squatted on the edge of the tomb and looked up at Li Chuo, his eyes were like a big cat, Li Chuo didn't know why, he didn't wag his tail, but he looked at him with a pitiful look.

"It's not your fault." Li Chuo reached out and pulled him up.

"Why, the concubine is wholeheartedly devoted to the Holy One."

"Pull it down, you rap|rapist."

"That's the trick of the bustard! I'm innocent! Besides, I'm also a young man, okay? We're about the same age and neither of us will suffer."

"Stop howling, you're throwing shame into other people's graves, hurry up and dig the ground and go back to cook."

"twitter!"

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Half a month later · Gluttonous Canteen.

"Aren't you ready? Don't make them wait any longer." Li Chuo was lying on the kang in his school uniform and rolled over. Because of eating the ground delicacies, the child has become more and more slippery recently. Zhang Tao looked at it Holding back, I still didn't bring Zhu Sha back immediately, but I enjoyed it for several days at home.

"It's almost there, ouch, the neighbor's uncle is getting married, and the thank-you banquet has a flowing banquet, and there are only thirty or fifty dishes left!" Zhang Tao went back to the house to urinate, pulled up his pants, and was about to jump out again.

"The old man next door is married in his 80s, he's a liar (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻." Li Chuo was furious, using the crime of deceiving the emperor.

"Hey, Majesty, don't be angry, it's not the neighbor's uncle, it's his grandson." Zhang Tao kicked in and out of the door, turned around, and said with a good-tempered smile.

"Concubine Zhang! I order you to accompany me to pick up the children from school!" Li Chuo shouted.

"Hush! My little ancestor, didn't you agree that you can't be called Concubine Zhang? It sounds very masculine." Zhang Tao said with a sad face. You said that this concubine and that concubine are all nice, so why did I choose such a surname? , but it's hard to say, who knew that a young man would enter the palace to be a concubine back then, alas, things are unpredictable.

"If you don't want to be a concubine, then you can just seal her as queen." Li Chuo said calmly, relaxed her body and lay down, looking up at the spider webs on the ceiling that did not move.

"Um, don't fool me." Zhang Tao was about to cook for someone with his pants up, when he heard the child's dictation, his heart became warm.

"Don't fool you, let's go, I'll pick up the baby myself." Li Chuo turned over, and a carp flipped off the kang, smacked Zhang Tao's face, and ran away with his schoolbag.

"Hey! Ride slowly!" Zhang Tao, with a towel wrapped around his head and a frying spoon in his hand, chased out of the courtyard. He watched Li Chuo run away on the erba. From a distance, he looked like a daily watcher A sister-in-law whose child goes to school.

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Zhang house.

Buckle buckle.

This is the first time for Li Chuo to come to Broad Bean's house. Zhang Broad Bean's business is doing well. Recently, there are more and more children in the day shift. The two brothers are busy. The delivery of the negative pregnancy can only wait until the weekend, and the children can't wait. Deciding to pick it up by himself, Broad Bean gave him his own residential address, and picked up Zhu Sha from Honggu one day in advance.

"Excuse me, who is it?" Li Chuo knocked on the door knocker. After a while, a strange voice sounded from the door. It was quite calm and did not sound like a teenager.

"Huh? Excuse me, is this Zhang's house? It's Zhang Broadou, oh no, the principal Lu Li asked me to pick up the child. I'm Li Zhusha's parent." Li Chuo listened to the voice, it wasn't Broadou, and it wasn't his dull man. Boring little brother, who could it be?

"Oh, please come in." The door was opened from the inside. It was a man in a well-proportioned suit. Although his face was still very young, his whole body exuded a calm elite temperament. He seemed to be in a large company. A senior white-collar worker who goes to work, but what doesn't match his attire is that there is a fat ball lying in the man's arms, and his fin-like claws are firmly grasping the man's suit, making him worth a lot of money. His ready-made clothes were all scratched and wrinkled, but the man seemed to love this ball very much, and there was no expression of disgust at all.

"Chiu Mi!"

Qiuqiu was still clinging tightly to that handsome man, but when he saw the child, he immediately relaxed and started to shake up and down, as if he wanted to fly over, but he was a little bit reluctant to part with that man's embrace.

This son of a bitch, he can't walk when he sees his pretty brother, don't I look good?Li Chuo was furious, and decided to give the prince a good meal of roast pork on bamboo boards in the evening, and let him know why the flowers are so popular.

"Children are like this. After leaving home for a few days, they fade away, but in the end they must be the closest to their parents. Cinnabar is already considered good. Broad beans went to children's homes to play when they were young, and when they came back after a few days, they refused to leave. .” The man smiled at Li Chuo Wenwen, as if to appease the novice dad.

"Fava bean? You are?" Li Chuo didn't realize it a little bit, no way, this man looks about the size of a broad bean, and he looks like his own father when he speaks.

"My surname is Zhang..."

"Zhang Shu!" Before the man finished reporting himself, another voice came from behind the screen wall, which seemed to be calling him.

"Is it Zhu Sha's parents?" Behind the screen wall, a young boy dressed as a high school student and wearing glasses with a bottle base turned out. His face with a smile on his face suddenly froze when he saw Li Chuo.

"Holy?"