Gluttonous canteen

"Look, inside that uniform." Li Chuo pointed to the collar of the uniform that was blown away by his own sneezing just now, and it turned out to be a silk obscene garment inside.

"Wow, the weaving skills at that time were so powerful that they could weave such beautiful clothes." Zhang Tao was about to reach out to touch it, but Li Chuo grabbed his wrist and took him aside.

"That's not what I mean, don't you understand? The one inside is... a woman's obscene clothes." Li Chuo's tone was full of doubts.

"Can you tell the difference clearly? It's amazing." Concubine Zhang looked at their master with admiration.

"You have lived in vain for so long, and you can't even tell the clothes of men and women apart?!" However, Concubine Zhang's flattery was not very good, and Li Chuo looked at him with a probably sick expression on his face.

"I can tell the difference between the clothes, and I have never taken off the clothes of other girls... huh?" Zhang Concubine was talking, and suddenly her face turned ugly, and she turned her eyes and stared at Li Chuo, just like a girl. Shiba Inu that didn't get a hug.

"What are you looking at? I'm not that kind of rascal. Don't tell me you haven't lived with your own mother or wet nurse since you were young?" It was about innocence that the ancients valued most, Li Chuo immediately fought back.

"No, I don't have a mother, and no woman has ever taken care of me." Zhang Tao shook his head indifferently. He is just a giraffe cub. He fell from a height of 2.5 meters and fell to the ground hard when he was born. Then Jijiu Mao stood up and started to make a living on his own. No one loves anyone, and these years have passed.

Although Zhang Tao didn't care, it inspired Li Chuo's fatherhood that has flourished recently because of having a baby. His eyes were red, and he wanted to hug Zhang Tao but couldn't, so he stood on tiptoe and patted his head.

"Follow me from now on, I won't let you suffer." The child thought for a while, and said the most beautiful words of love that a generation of emperors could give.

"Hey, I knew you loved me." Zhang Tao pushed Li Chuo's chest with his fluffy head.

"Stay here and don't move, I'll go and see that dress." Li Chuo held Zhang Tao down to prevent him from running around.

"Why? Can't I go?"

"You don't know how to read." Besides, I don't want you to touch something worn by other women.Li Chuo suffered from cancer, but he didn't plan to say it clearly.

"That's weird, why are you wearing a girl's obscene clothes when you're wearing men's clothes on the outside? It doesn't make sense." Li Chuo took off the coat of the puppet on the sacrificial altar, and carefully looked at the obscene clothes inside. Yi, with a slightly puzzled expression on his face.

"Ah! Hua Mulan?" Although Concubine Zhang was sitting far away to rest according to the imperial edict, her mind was spinning quite quickly, and she quickly came up with a possibility.

"No, if it's a woman disguised as a man, this doll..." Li Chuo stretched out his hands to measure the shoulder width and waist circumference of the doll. It was taller than himself and slightly thinner than Zhang Tao, which was considered among men. The top is thick-backed, can there really be such a burly girl?

"Oh." Li Chuo was thinking about something, and accidentally reached out and touched the doll's exposed skin.

"What's this, it's slippery." The child has a cleanliness habit, and he can't bear the sticky things on his hands, so he hurriedly called Zhang Bin to come over and wipe his hands for him.

"My lord, your obsession with cleanliness hasn't been cured yet? It stands to reason that we should get used to it after so many years." Once Zhang Tao started working as a concubine, he became chatty, babbling and persuading Let the children live a rough life. Today is different from the past. They have all become ordinary people in the new era, and they can't be as particular about everything as they used to be.

"Can it be the same? No matter how dirty your body is, it can't be regarded as dirty. What about other people's things." Li Chuo stretched out his hand to wipe Zhang Tao with a wet towel, and answered fluently.

"Oh my lord, my concubine is so moved."

"Huh? What moved you? You are a lucky person, even if you make a life-sized statue out of pearls, you are not as noble and dignified as yourself, hum." Li Chuo's sense of superiority was overflowing with cancer, and he heard Zhang Tao's glass Heart broken into dregs.

"hateful."

"You dare to scold me?!" The child stared.

"No, no, look, my lord, the things on your hands are hard to wipe off. What exactly are they?" Zhang Tao talked with the child for a long time, but the stains on his hands were still not completely removed.

"I'll touch it too. This model is offended." Zhang Tao stretched out his hand to touch the doll, and sure enough, there was a layer of slippery, greasy feeling on his hand.

"Isn't this wax oil?" Zhang Tao looked at the hard-to-clean stains on his hands, and thought of the difficult years when he was bored and poked wax tears.

"Wax oil? This is... anti-membrane?" Li Chuo suddenly remembered something, stretched out his hand and pulled Zhang Concubine away. He temporarily overcame his obsession with cleanliness, came forward and stripped off all the clothes on the doll without saying a word. .

"Ouch! Do not look at evil, do not look at evil." Zhang Tao immediately covered his face when he saw the puppet's penis.

"What are you shy about? They're all men." Li Chuo rolled his eyes at Shiba Inu.

"That's because...the concubine is your concubine." Zhang Tao was right after thinking about it, so he stopped covering his face and directly palmed his eyes.

"That's enough, that's enough, the sons and daughters of the Jianghu don't care about trifles, I shoot you innocent."

"Thank you, Your Majesty." With the iron certificate of the alchemy book, Zhang Tao immediately became lively, got very close and began to study the naked naked body of the puppet with a lewd look.

"Well, although it's a little worse than me, but with His Majesty..."

"Huh?" Li Chuo glanced at Zhang Tao.

"He... is definitely not as white as you." Zhang Bin forcibly praised her, and finally escaped the fate of being sentenced to death.

"The owner of the tomb is obviously a man. Why did he wear a girl's obscene clothes under the men's uniform?" Li Chuo looked at the Chinese version of David with a pretty good figure, and then looked at it again. Looking at the set of snow-white silk obscene clothes that he took off, the size is obviously not suitable, and several places are almost transparent and torn because they were forced on.

"This is love!" Zhang Tao exclaimed suddenly.

"Huh?" Li Chuo was confused.

"If this is not love, why should I be sad!" Zhang Tao began to strip his clothes as he spoke.

"What do you want to do? You! I warn you, you won't be spared today!" Li Chuo nervously clutched his waistband, is that okay?How could such a thing be done in Dou'er.

"Your Majesty, do you have too much self-awareness? Well, you're so filthy." Although Zhang Tao condemned the little emperor's licentiousness, his hands were not idle, and he was still taking off his pants slowly.

"Then you..." Li Chuo was about to reach out his hand to stop him, but suddenly he was stunned, because he saw that under Big Mao's long johns, he was wearing a pair of underpants that he had worn out and no longer needed.

"You are..." Li Chuo looked at Zhang Tao's patched underpants, and after looking at them for a long time, he barely recognized that they seemed to be worn by him. In three years, basically, things have changed.

"Because your things are all famous brands, and after wearing them a few times, they were thrown away. At the beginning, I was reluctant to throw them away, so I picked them up and wore them, but later I found out that wearing yours is warmer than wearing my own, butt... oh No, the whole body is warm, this is the power of love!" Zhang Tao said very warmly, rubbing his hands secretly.

"Fuck, are you a pervert?" Li Chuo kicked away the coquettish Concubine Zhang, but he was very happy in his heart. In fact, he also had a similar experience, getting up in the middle of the night to pee When I came across Zhang Tao’s clothes, they were warmer than my own, and I couldn’t explain why. Sometimes Zhang Tao would walk for two or three days when he went out to buy goods, and the children would fall asleep on his pillow, which had a kind of sunshine on it. The smell makes people feel that the big cat seems to be sleeping next to him, and even sleep will feel more secure, but the child is arrogant, so it's okay to be embarrassed to say it.

"Hmm." Zhang Tao rubbed his head and pulled up his pants resentfully.

"Hmph." After deliberation, Li Chuo could only grunt twice in resignation, and pulled out a sachet from his neck.

"look."

"Isn't this the sachet that the Holy Majesty was buried with?"

"Can you talk? Those who were buried with you said that I was like a zongzi."

You were originally a zongzi, Zhang Tao thought secretly, but didn't dare to say it.

"Look at what this is." Li Chuo opened the sachet that he never left, and poured out a cone-shaped jade pendant from inside.

"What is this? Is it a jade pendant to be given to concubines?" Zhang Tao happily took it and fiddled with it.

"Last time when I had a fever, I cut it out secretly when you wrapped your claws around me to keep me warm." The child blushed. Although it was wrong for Zhang Tao to collect his underwear, he took other people's nails with him. Thinking about it carefully, I also suspect a bit of fetishism.

"Damn it, it's so disgusting!" Zhang Tao became furious when he heard it, and threw the big cat's claw nail that looked like a jade pendant on the ground, making a sonorous sound of gold and stone.

"Your own things are disgusting? Do you want face?"

"How can you carry your nails with you, hey! The cold..." Zhang Tao shivered as he watched the child lean over to pick them up.

"Stop talking nonsense, isn't it disgusting to wear other people's underpants next to your body? I warn you, don't wear my underpants on the kang in the future, be careful that I will kick you into the kang hole."

"That, that's oflove!" Concubine Zhang dragged out a sentence in foreign language in desperation.

"You...huh?" Li Chuo seemed to suddenly think of something, and looked down at the obscene clothes that the girl he picked off was wearing next to her body.

"because of love……"

"So love?" Zhang Tao disagreed.

"Shut it up for me. I mean, this dress didn't belong to the tomb owner, but was worn by a girl he liked. That's why he wore it next to his tomb after death. "Because the face of the tomb made of wax is blurry, but judging from the body and the organs coded somewhere, the owner of the tomb should be an adult male. He just described the scenes of the life of the girl he liked. , and obtained a piece of her personal clothing as a funeral object.

"Then why not just bury them together? Is this girl his wife?" Zhang Tao asked.

"Maybe, their relationship is not husband and wife, but..."