Gluttonous canteen

"Hmm. Where's the chili pepper?!" Li Chuo was sleeping on his back on the big kang, with one thigh still riding on Zhang Tao, and suddenly sat up with a grunt and yelled.

"Hi? Who's Chili?" A traitorous concubine, Zhang Tao, was kicked awake by him, and when he heard the emperor call an unfamiliar Gong's name, he couldn't help exuding the aura of Gongdou from all over his body, and asked sullenly road.

"It's strange, I haven't had a dream for a long time." Li Chuo didn't like to talk to him. Once he relaxed his waist, he lay back on his stomach again, picked up a pillow and covered Concubine Zhang's big face.

"Hmmmm!" Zhang Tao struggled to break away from Li Chuo's crime of killing his wife and son, and lay on the child and poked his face.

"Have you had a nightmare? It's only 03:30, come to my brother's arms, and sleep with you in my arms."

"Get out, I don't have time to mess with you, Zhu Sha will wake up in a while, let me sleep again." The child kicked back and kicked Zhang Tao's ass, knocking him off his body go down.

"Then take a break, I'll go out and prepare fried oil pancakes and tea eggs for the morning." Zhang Tao took the opportunity to get up, fearing that he would fall asleep again.

"Do you wake up so early every day?" Li Chuo always sleeps until he wakes up naturally at home, and doesn't pay special attention to what time his boyfriend wakes up every morning.

"It's almost like this. It's always like this when you open the door for business. Usually, you can just close the shop at will, but the old neighbors in the street love our food, so it's not good to always let them go for nothing." Zhang Tao Holding up his trousers, he said that he woke up an hour earlier than usual, and he was more or less confused.

"Really? Then we are quite destined, we are both typical representatives of getting up early and going to bed late."

Li Chuo looked at Zhang Tao with some pity. Although he didn't know what time he got up, he always knew what time he went to bed. From the beginning, but the rhythm of sleeping on the same day in the same year, the same month, so calculated, Zhang Tao's present life is similar to his previous life, and he has to sleep for less than four hours and two times each time. He is really a model worker among concubines. .

"So the Holy One worked so hard when he was a child?" Zhang Tao pouted his buttocks and put socks on his feet. Thinking about it, it was true. The hundred or so emperors he knew were almost the same, except for those who were playful. Working conscientiously and day and night, not to mention little emperors like children who have a good reputation in history, the daily life note can kill all working emperors in modern times.

"That's right. Sometimes I always wonder if it's God who sees me working so hard, so he shows mercy and allows me to retire early and enjoy life." Li Chuo said solemnly.

"Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway." Concubine Zhang said with a look of disobedience and flattery.

"Actually, I was very self-conscious about my work back then, but I was often scolded for being a workaholic." Li Chuo was a little aggrieved.

"Is there a cat disease? Who is so perverted? I have only heard that people who do not work well are scolded, but I have never heard that such hardworking employees are also treated unfairly!"

"Whoever you say has a cat disease, I was scolded by the Queen Mother →_→." Li Chuo squinted his eyes and glared at Concubine Zhang, and the other party immediately froze.

"Ahahaha, so it's my mother-in-law, my son-in-law is rude." Zhang Tao bowed out of thin air, with a smirk all over his face.

"But it's strange to say that. Doesn't the queen mother want you to be a good emperor?" Zhang Tao always felt that something was wrong.

"Well, it's not as simple as you think. When I was young, I was subject to a lot of restrictions, such as what time I didn't go to bed, and I took an extra bite for dinner. All kinds of rules bound you. Anyway, the treatment is much worse than it is now, and the cafeteria is the best. Well, at least you can be paralyzed if you are full, you don’t know about that dragon chair, I think I will definitely get hemorrhoids after sitting on it for a few more years.” Li Chuo began to recall bitterness and sweetness, probably because he was infected by Zhang Tao’s chatter, and babbled Talk about old sesame seeds and rotten millet.

"Because of my irregular schedule, the Queen Mother decided to propose marriage to me."

Zhang Tao had been a little drowsy from Li Chuo's nagging, but when he heard the word "marriage proposal", he immediately looked back at him with 12 points of energy.

"What are you looking at? Didn't I die before the queen entered the palace? Snake spirit." Li Chuo waved his hand to appease Concubine Zhang who was about to turn green.

"At that time, I also felt that I was still young, and I didn't want to discuss marriage so quickly, but the Queen Mother called me to the palace and told me a set of strange theories. Now that I think about it, I can't refute it." Li Chuo seemed a little sleepy Yes, he sucked a bit of saliva while talking, and seemed to want to sleep.

"Don't talk about flirting, my dear, you have aroused my curiosity." Zhang Tao stared and waited for the next sentence, but found that the child's breathing gradually became steady, so he jumped directly on the bed and began to shake.

"Hmm, curiosity killed the cat, hold back the fuss." Li Chuo's whole body went limp, making the last resistance.

"If you flirt, you will be responsible, so we are still gay friends." Zhang Tao is not dead.

"Oh, I've really convinced you." Li Chuo turned around and almost fell asleep, so he had to resign himself to his fate and get up and look at Zhang Tao.

"My queen mother said that the young emperor should not focus too much on state affairs. He still needs to have the sensuality that he should have. He doesn't need too many harems. A dozen or so is always enough. It is easy to cause accidents blindly."

Li Chuo also seemed to be talking intermittently because he didn't remember clearly after many years.Although the queen mother is his biological mother, in order to prevent collusion between the harem and towns, it is not the biological mother who is raising the prince, but is dressed every few years, so the child's impression of the biological mother is not particularly deep.

"Why are you easy to make mistakes when you are the emperor and work hard? Will there be any troubles?" Zhang Tao was a little confused by him. His old mother-in-law is really clever, no wonder the baby he gave birth to is so slow Zhang Fengzi's.

"Well, I also thought it was strange at the time, so I asked her, and she said that I would understand by looking at Tang Xuanzong's example. When I was young, I was busy with work and didn't have time to talk about wanton love. After that, I got a little too presumptuous and let the country go out." Li Chuo spread his hands helplessly.

"Oh, I understand, the old house is on fire and cannot be extinguished." Zhang Tao said cheerfully.

"Presumptuous, how can the court be so frivolous?!" Li Chuo patted the bed beside him, startling Zhang Tao.

"Um, I seem to have fallen asleep for a moment just now. Concubine Zhang, please take care of me. I can't be scared if I pet my hair." Li Chuo was distracted just now, thinking that he was in the morning, when he heard the old house on fire and exploded. , Opening his eyes again, his delicate and treacherous concubine Zhang Concubine was staring at him with round almond eyes, teary looking at him, which broke the little emperor's heart.

"My lord, you scare the concubine." Zhang Concubine took the opportunity to sneak into the child's arms, but because it was too big, she couldn't get in at all. In the end, she made a somersault on Li Chuo, and directly kissed him. Into the bed.

"Your Majesty, you were so handsome just now, did you often talk to your courtiers like this before?" Zhang Tao pinched the child's face under the quilt and asked enthusiastically.

"Well, yes, I'm sorry to scare you." Li Chuo also reached out and pinched Zhang Tao's face, feeling that the relationship between them is very special. When they are not doing it, it is really like the similar relationship between high school boys There is no difference in the relationship between friends, except that they can't make jokes about girls.

"Yeah, I'm so scared, touch it." Zhang Tao reached out and grabbed Li Chuo's hand and pressed it on his beautiful chest. Sure enough, the little emperor's hand couldn't be removed, and the other hand The claws also began to move around the corner.

"Chiu Mi!"

Just when Li Chuo was almost bewildered by Zhang Bin's beauty, there was a sudden strong impact between the two of them, and it exploded directly from the bed!

"Ouch!" Zhang Tao was knocked to the ground by the impact, and sat on his buttocks, feeling as if his tailbone was about to break.

"Jiu Mi!" Zhu Sha got out of the bed like a donkey rolling, and forcibly threw herself into Li Chuo's arms, twisting her chubby body like a demonstration, and constantly flapping her fin-like arms.

"Where is the carp?!" Zhang Bin roared angrily.

"The little one is here!" Li Zi ran into the house with a basin of hot water, and it seemed that Qiu Qiu took advantage of the opportunity to escape while washing Zhu Sha.

"Send this little bastard back to Honggu Kindergarten!" Zhang Tao lost all motherhood, and sat on the ground with his hips akimbo, pointing at cinnabar and yelling, looking like he was possessed by Cinderella's stepmother. state.

"Stop howling." Li Chuo said lightly, and the room finally returned to calm.

"Why did you give it away today?" Li Chuo shook the ball in his hand. It seemed that Zhu Sha was well taken care of by Zhang Broadou. They were both children, so they should get along well, but their children grew up really fast. In an instant, he looked like an adult man, and he didn't know when the ball in his house would grow into a big child.

"Isn't today the day to go to Daughter-in-law Mountain?" Zhang Tao said innocently. Zhu Sha probably knew that today was the day it started school. Know to resist.

"So fast?" Li Chuo glanced at the mobile phone on the bedside table. Isn't it today? Most of the high school students are probably going to be dismissed by now.

"Well, Zhu Sha, I'm sorry, please continue to play with the children. After you come back this time, you can stay at home for a few more days." Li Chuo touched Zhu Sha's round head a little apologetically.

"Jiu Mi..." Zhu Sha lowered her head, turning around in a lonely place.

"Stay longer?" Li Zi seemed to be the only one who was kept in the dark and didn't know what they were talking about.

"Can't we bring the young master back after we have collected all the delicacies from the land? Why just stay for a few more days?"

"How is that possible? I want to open a shop (restoration)! I'm so busy that I don't have time." Zhang Tao and Li Chuo said in unison.