Gluttonous canteen

"Zhu Sha is so obedient and followed Broad Bean away, I thought it would struggle a bit."

After seeing off Qiuqiu, Li Chuo seemed to be a little bit disappointed. Watching it bouncing around and playing games with the children in the Red Valley, it seemed that he would not be a child who cares about the family when he grows up. His heart is wild at such a young age. .

"It's still a ball. Of course I like to play with the balls. Who would like to play with old guys like us?"

Zhang Tao is not very sad, children and grandchildren have their own blessings, so I will fuck you, if it is not to solve your father's knot, I am lazy to give birth to dragon descendants, of course, as long as I can succeed A ball is not completely useless, the concubine treacherously thought to herself.

"You think I'm old?" Li Chuo pinched Zhang Tao's waist.

"Ouch! I don't dare, my concubine is much older than you. The sage is only 880 years old, and he is at the peak of his spring and autumn." Zhang Tao's [-]th kick was caused by Li Chuo pinching the tender flesh on his waist. It shook violently, coupled with the unrestrained howling, which attracted suspicious looks from many pedestrians on the bicycle lane.

Li Chuo is sitting on the back seat of the bicycle with an empty baby basket in his arms, and Zhang Tao is riding crookedly in front of the bicycle. It always makes people feel that there should be another piece of background music "a chicken in the left hand, a duck in the right hand, and a duck on the back". And carrying a fat doll."

"Hmph, that's pretty much the same. By the way, Broad Bean said how long can the cinnabar stay fresh at his place?" Li Chuo seemed to be asking Zhang Tao, and seemed to be talking to himself. Confirm it.

"Ordinary balls can be kept fresh forever, but because the inner alchemy of cinnabar is too strong, it may not be completely suppressed with the help of the mother of the earth. Fortunately, there is Yuxi's son, that Wanwan was born in the dragon vein, and the mother of the earth There is no problem with the power for a few months." I didn't expect that Zhang Tao, a father who is usually not very reliable, is still very easy to use at critical moments.

"Well, Broad Bean said that there will be no problem within three months. If it is unstable, it may need to be sealed with dragon veins. I don't agree." Li Chuo shook his head, and locked Zhu Sha in a completely airtight space alone. It was too cruel for him to do it.

"In time, three months, one fresh per month, exactly three fresh." Zhang Tao said with a confident smile.

"By the way, you're always talking about the three delicacies. What exactly are they?" After all, it was a takeaway for himself. Li Chuo felt that it was best to find out before eating it, but he was already mentally prepared. It's definitely not something normal, because since he settled in the Taotie canteen, he has never seen Zhang Tao make any food that normal people can eat.

"The three delicacies of the earth are eggplants, potatoes, and green peppers."

"Are you looking for death?!"

"I was wrong, let me say it again." Zhang Tao apologized quickly knowingly.

"This is really an old saying. I don't know if it existed in your time, such as the cucumber called Daihua, the lotus root that lost the flower, and the first night of the newly married daughter-in-law." Zhang Tao thought for a while, shaking his head Said.

"It's just that there are such words in this dynasty, and I have never been to the streets, how could I know." Li Chuo shook his head, saying that he had never heard such words. It sounded a bit like slang, but it was Lang Lang. It's catchy, but I don't know how to explain it.

"Well, that's true. Even if you left your home, you went to fight, and you haven't walked the streets much." Zhang Tao felt sorry for the child, who was at the age of urinating and digging birds out of trees in the mud. Those adults are not willing to intrigue and fight. Fortunately, the previous life ended early and I met me in this life, and Zhang Tao felt at ease.

"Didn't I take you to the morning market? Cucumbers must be bought with thorns on top to be fresh, and lotus roots must be dug out in the same year, that is, the part buried in the river mud when the lotus has just withered."

"These two are quite easy to explain. What about the last sentence?"

"Have you never dated someone before? You still have to ask me." Zhang Tao said with a cheerful smile.

"→_→" Li Chuo suddenly understood what he meant. Well, Zhang Tao was a decent royal wife who started as an official woman. Of course, she was also a newly married wife. When I think about it, he was indeed a generation of Mingjun in those days. The lord can't bear it too. The days are high, and the king doesn't go to court since then. Li Chuo couldn't help but blush when he thought of the time when he was addicted to masculinity. Sure enough, there are no monarchs who are not stupid in the world, only foxes who have not cultivated well. Li Chuo thought of the holy kings he had admired when he was studying history in the South Study Room. Now that he thinks about it, it is true that their married life is quite ordinary.

"Well, it is indeed fresh, but what do you mean, we go to the market to buy cucumbers with prickly top flowers and lotus roots unearthed after the lotus has just withered, and when I come back, I will marry another royal wife, and my illness will be cured? "

"Then my illness can't be cured!" Zhang Tao, who was uphill playing and kicking on the [-]th, roared loudly regardless of the safety of passers-by.

……

Back State·Dead Mountain

Flutter!

In the depths of the uninhabited mountain, a big bird fell from the sky with its head down, fell on the hillside and fell into Tongguangu.

"Ouch, lonely head."

"Ouch, my waist."

"Ouch, Ben Gong's ass."

The three nobles from Tianhuang fell so badly that they managed to get up with their tuan'er in their arms.

"I said Lao Qi, usually your accuracy is pretty good, why do you feel like your body has been hollowed out today?" Zhang Tao rubbed his buttocks and lifted up the old bone of King Qi Min.

"I think there is some kind of strange art of shielding the armor here, so I don't know if it disturbs the crane's sight and hearing." King Qi Min said solemnly, stroking his beard.

"Kneel down." Zhang Tao waved his hand, and King Qi Min saw the constipated face of the villain's success, worrying about the country and the people, and disappeared after riding the crane, leaving only a handle on the ground.

Since becoming Zhang's concubine, the treacherous concubine Zhang Tao has been among the ranks of high-ranking concubines, and has the ethical power to order Li Chuo's shikigami, but King Qi Min is not very convinced, he just dares to be angry and dare not Word.

"Strange." Li Chuo picked up the handle of the fairy riding a crane from the ground, and said to himself curiously.

"what happened?"

"This time I took the bullock cart all the way from the plane to the big bird, and I didn't even feel like vomiting at all." Li Chuo looked at Zhang Tao with a relaxed expression.

"It should be immune, if you already have cinnabar." The child vomited badly when he didn't have a baby, maybe he used poison to fight poison, but after he had it, he wouldn't continue to vomit.

"Alas." Li Chuo looked up at the depths of the mountains, and sighed with some melancholy.

"Miss a pig?"

"Hmm." Li Chuo was a little awkward, but nodded after thinking about it.

"Hey, you know you're prepared." Zhang Tao took out a finely crafted Linghua mirror from his butt pocket, breathed on his mouth, wiped it, and handed it to Li Chuo.

"What is this?" Li Chuo took it over and held it in his hand for a look. The Linghua mirror that originally reflected his handsome face became pitch black at first, and then a very strong blood red lightly emitted.

The picture became more and more clear with the passage of time, and gradually it could be seen that a group of cinnabar red dumplings were playing a game, or that it was an eagle catching chickens?The one who played the hen was Zhang Broadou, now a mature boy named Lu Li, and the one who played the eagle in front of him was Wan Wan, a boy from Yuxi's family. They couldn't even catch the kids, but in the end, Lu Li tricked one of them into stretching his leg and tripped him on the ground. All the kids were bouncing on the ground, seeming to be laughing and making a fuss, very happy. Cinnabar is among them.

"Pfft! The principal and the deputy principal are very considerate." Li Chuo couldn't help laughing. It seemed that his worries were unnecessary. Zhu Sha had a good time in the kindergarten. Sure enough, although the children were attached to their parents, , but if they have more playmates of the same age, they seem to become less lonely.

"This kid Lu Li is very business-minded. He does both yin and yang business, because he can provide professional prenatal education and counseling, and there are many mothers-to-be who come to support him, but I always feel that they may also be purely for his appearance. Come." Zhang Tao spread his hands to express his despair in this face-seeking world.

"When did he give you this mirror? Why didn't I notice it? Do all parents have it?"

"Yes, there is a relative or friend in his family who is a mirror demon. This little guy has all the network resources he can use in his hands. He really deserves to be the son of the manager of the public relations department." Zhang Tao said to this My nephew felt a little bit like Sun Zhongmou's reward for having a son, and I don't know if Zhu Sha will be so promising when she grows up, but she knows how to draw money and ghost coins at home at a young age.

"Don't worry, cinnabar will not be wrong." Li Chuo is quite confident in his genes, but the child's genes also include Zhang Tao, which is hard to say.

Crackling, crackling.

While the two were discussing the parenting strategy, a sound similar to hailstorms suddenly came from midair, causing both Zhang Tao and Li Chuo to instinctively run towards a groove deep in the mountain, trying to squeeze into it. Going to take shelter from the rain, but soon, the two of them felt that something was wrong. Although they kept hearing the crackling sound, the ground was always clear and refreshing, and not a single drop of rain fell...