Gluttonous canteen

"Ouch, ouch." Concubine Zhang yelled on the kang with her stomach outstretched, as if she was about to give birth.

It is still late autumn, when the scorching heat is unbearable, the sage Li Chuo has successfully entered high school for almost a week, but the bedroll has not been completely moved to the school dormitory, because the family is relying on the goods in his stomach A spoiled concubine.

"Oh my lord, my concubine's stomach hurts, did the amniotic fluid break?" Concubine Zhang hugged Li Chuo's thigh with a pale face, but refused to let him move things.

"You don't show your belly at all, okay?" Li Chuo rolled his eyes, and put down the luggage that he planned to move today.

In fact, after getting along with Zhang Tao, Li Chuo didn't plan to live on campus for a long time, but he didn't apply for day school at the beginning of the semester, and the default was to live on campus. If he didn't go back, it seemed that he was occupying the school's resources , the child is a master who wants to save face and suffer, he is not willing to be easily accepted, and now he has just joined the student union, and it is the time when he is full of energy, the traffic situation in the imperial capital, it is really unnecessary to run every day, Most of the time is wasted on the road.

The school is far away from home, and the [-]th Massacre can no longer solve the problem. You need to take the subway. Li Chuo has a cleanliness habit and doesn't want to be crowded with people he doesn't know. Besides, his back is the favorite of perverts. Every few days because of Beat the wretched uncle into a half-mutilated man and was taken back to the school for education.

"Your Majesty, touch him, he's moving." Zhang Tao squinted his eyes, saw Li Chuo put down his luggage, secretly smiled a few times, then took Li Chuo's hand and put it on his belly as if flattering him, Do everything possible to fight for favor in the harem.

"Fuck it! I was pregnant yesterday, obviously it's still a ball." Li Chuo knew it all and flung her hand away sympathetically.

Because the child is an embryo bred by the inner alchemy of two people, so in principle, it is not too much difference in whoever is pregnant. Li Chuo is the Chinese version of the walking dead, and his constitution is relatively cold, suitable for pregnancy in summer, so recently He was the one who took it. Today, because he was going back to school, he spit out the child temporarily and handed it to Zhang Tao to swallow. This kind of breeding method is really unprecedented.

"Hey, my lord, why don't you treat the prince better." The traitorous concubine Zhang Tao said very bluntly. His son is the prince, which made it clear that he wanted to reach the throne of the queen with one blow from the concubine.

"I don't know if it's a boy or a girl. What kind of prince, I like the princess too. You're a cancer fighter." Li Chuo kicked Zhang Tao's ass, picked up his schoolbag and walked out.

"Meow meow meow meow? Do you still have to go?"

"I don't live in the school's main office. The student union has to discuss things today, so I may come back later. You are pregnant, so go to bed early." Li Chuo watched the concubine who was pregnant with the dragon species rolling on the kang. , It's gratifying and subtle, although I have a successor, but if my father, queen and queen are alive in the sky, I don't know how I will feel when I find that what I planted is such a wonderful flower.

"Well, let's go then." Zhang Tao talked about being virtuous and virtuous, but his hands still held Li Chuo's tightly and refused to let go.

"Good boy." The child patted the pregnant woman's head, freed her arm and went to school.

"Ha Qiu!" Zhang Tao saw Li Chuo riding the [-]th Kick towards the subway station with his front feet, and he sneezed loudly on his back feet, spewing out a cinnabar red ball from his mouth.

The ball rolled around on the ground a few times, and duangduangduang jumped up, trying to jump onto the heated kang with great effort.

"Hurry up, go play in the yard for a while, I'm hot." Zhang Tao watched Li Chuo go away, put away the warm drama of father's kindness and son's filial piety, and vomited the child out to relieve his stuffy symptoms.

"Chirp Mi!" Qiuqiu bounced helplessly on the ground for a while, as if he didn't understand why the father and concubine who had shown such love just now suddenly became indifferent to him, spinning around in place, seeing that he was not hugged It was possible to go to the kang, so I had no choice but to jump around duangduangduang, get out of the main room, and come to the courtyard to play by myself.

"Oh, young master, why did you run out?" Li Zi was sweeping the yard, and from a distance, he saw a ball crawling and falling from the steps, spinning around.

"Jiumi!" Qiuqiu couldn't speak, so he had to roll around, trying to expose Zhang Tao's crime of child abuse to the family buddies, but this kind of accusation was not accurate, at best it could only be regarded as embryo abuse.

"Boss, this is your baby after all. You can't just call him the little prince when my uncle is here. Once my uncle is gone, the child will become a fool in your eyes." Li Zi hugged him distressedly. Qiuqiu took it to the potter's wheel and rinsed it with water, washing away the dust covered on its body, revealing the delicate and eye-catching cinnabar red of its body.

"Such a cute young master, why don't you like it?" Carp picked up the ball and dried it in the sun, asking a little puzzled.

"It's hot, I don't want to get pregnant anymore." Zhang Tao turned over and fell asleep with his buttocks pouted.

It is said that children are precocious now, and the earliest parents already have post-zero children. Generally, they are not very good at raising children, and they are unreliable. I didn’t expect this five-thousand-year-old parent to be even worse. When it’s hot and don’t want to get pregnant, you think you are Domineering CEO, it's cold and let a certain company go bankrupt?Carp rolled his eyes.

"It's okay, my species can't die from the first day of its existence, and it's not like you don't know it." Zhang Tao yawned, as if he had heard Li Zi's slander.

"Yes, yes, the little one doesn't know anything, and he will never say anything." Li Zi was sweating all over his brow, Zhang Tao is really a glutton.

"Jiu Mi!" Just when Li Zi was about to take the young shopkeeper out to play for a while, the dumpling in his arms suddenly stiffened, and slipped out of Li Zi's grasp with a slick twist. , Duangduangduang jumped up Lao Gao, and even climbed over the courtyard wall!

"Young shopkeeper?!" Li Zi was frightened out of his wits, shouting and chasing after him.

Meanwhile, on the subway.

Li Chuo's home is directly accessible by subway from school without changing trains, but the route is very long. As a high school student, he is used to listening to some original English audios during the journey, which can not only learn knowledge, but also pass the time. Why? It's not for fun.

Suddenly, Li Chuo heard a very novel word. It seemed that he hadn’t heard it much before. It might be a new slang word that Wang Dun’s database hadn’t updated in time. is an acronym that has been trending recently on Twitter.

It’s really hard work for a child nowadays. When he was studying in the South Study Room, even the master had to kowtow to him on the ground, and then teach his son Yue Shiyun in fear and fear. What's more, the amount of knowledge of children nowadays is almost 5000 years old, [-] miles in length and width, and they are strategizing and winning thousands of miles away.

Li Chuo shook his head and sighed, and when he raised his head again, he suddenly felt that something was wrong.

What is wrong?Well!Why is there no living thing on the car? !Meow meow meow?The question in Li Chuo's heart suddenly turned into a few meows, it's over, he even thinks like Zhang Tao now, but where was he when he lowered his head just now?How could everyone in the carriage get off in an instant?

Li Chuo walked a few steps forward with a little vigilance, and walked all the way from the middle of the carriage to the small door that could be opened at will. Packed like a can of sardines!

So what the hell is this? !If the flow of people suddenly dropped, it shouldn't be so lucky for his car, right?Li Chuo looked back subconsciously, trying to determine if he was dreaming just now, but in fact the carriage was still as crowded as a can of sardines.This time, he saw a man.

It was a young boy who was dressed very fashionable. Although he was wearing a baggy hoodie, it could be seen that his figure was the same as Li Chuo himself. He was handsome, but the hood of the hoodie was too big, blocking the man's face, making it impossible to see his appearance.

Was this person here just now?Li Chuo tried hard to think back, no, he clearly saw that the carriage was empty just now!

Li Chuo suddenly felt chills down his spine, he didn't sit back on the original seat as if nothing had happened, but secretly reached out and twisted the connecting door handle that could have been turned on and off.

locked!

When Li Chuo turned around again, the man just now changed his sitting posture and sat straight at Li Chuo. He was holding a SLR camera with a very large lens in his hand, and the black lens was pointed at Li Chuo. , giving him the illusion that it was the muzzle of a gun!

The man slowly raised his head, his face was very delicate and handsome, as if he had seen it somewhere before.

Devil six!

Suddenly, the personal information that matched this person appeared in Li Chuo's mind. That's right, it was him, Zhang Tao's old cousin, the man whose arm he had removed!

Guizi Liu looked at Li Chuo, showing a slightly superior smile, and slowly raised the DSLR in his hand.

At this moment, all of a sudden, the overhead light in the entire carriage rang a few times, and it ignited for a while, but finally failed to survive, and went out all of a sudden, and the interior of the carriage fell into absolute darkness. Among them, only the advertisement walls on both sides of the subway line were glaring with colorful lights flashing continuously. Due to the complete darkness in the carriage, the pretty faces of handsome men and women looked a little sinister and distorted at this moment.

Click!

The SLR in Guiziliu's hand suddenly emitted a strong light, which was a flashlight, which made Li Chuo's eyes narrow. At the same time, he felt something crash into his mouth!Accompanied by a faint voice of "Jiu Mi!"