Gluttonous canteen

"Master Ke, don't make fun of me."

Hu Yiji rolled his eyes and glanced at Zhang Tao, a handsome and handsome young man, he also looks quite smart, and he is not a fool. How could he look like a moth when he saw himself being ridiculed by the brats? I was fooled like putting out a fire. It would make sense if my girl came to tell the fortune, but I am an old man, what kind of money can I get?

"This half fairy, I'm not kidding you. I found it according to Amway's local travel guide on the Internet. Hu Yiji is on the hot search for scarves!" Zhang Tao said with a flickering smile.

"Scarf? What kind of scarf is this hot weather?" Hu Yiji is actually not too old, but the local three aunts, six wives, seven aunts and eight aunts all like to use WeChat. From a smartphone, I can only use my broken computer at home to access it casually, which is inconvenient. As for Hu Yiji, I simply don’t know.

"It's nothing, anyway, Banxian'er, your immortal name has left Liaocheng and entered the world." Zhang Dafu continued to fool.

"Ahahaha I dare not do it, I dare not do it." Hu Yiji waved his hand very femininely, and subconsciously raised Lan Huaer's finger. Well, this time it can't be wrong, Hugua often makes this gesture, Sure enough, he is a descendant of the Great Immortal Fox.Zhang Tao secretly gave the fox family a stereotype in his heart.

"Is there really someone doing publicity for me?" Hu Yiji didn't seem to believe Zhang Tao's words, but hearing that his reputation was out, he somehow made up for a little face, and planned to shake his prestige in front of the brat, so he deliberately asked road.

"Yes, Hu Yiji has zero accuracy in fortune-telling in history."

"Cheating is not stealing, hahaha."

Before Zhang Tao could speak, a group of melon-eating kids laughed and joked again.

"Go! Go!" Hu Yiji couldn't bear it any longer, jumped up from behind the table, ran all over the street with his teeth and claws, and chased those brats. The people who eat melons saw that he was really angry, and they all stepped forward Come and pick up your own bear child and disperse.

"These people are just jealous of the good business of the old man. Alas, it's really a scholar who meets a soldier. I can't explain why." Hu Yiji said indignantly.

Zhang Tao finally understands why the brats call him Hu Yiji, it’s so vivid, this guy has been mixed up for this purpose, and he still doesn’t forget to put money on his face, he’s also a scholar, Zhang Tao thought about his past I know a few school scholars from deep houses and courtyards, and then look at this old man who is almost lying on the ground begging for food, I really can't laugh or cry.

"This demigod, don't be angry, show me your palmistry." Zhang Tao resisted the urge to complain, and smiled at Hu Yiji.

"Oh, yes, this guest, please take a seat." Hu Yiji cupped his hands towards Zhang Tao, and let him sit on the long bench in front of the booth.Zhang Tao looked down, and saw that the bench had been sat on by countless people, and his buttocks were polished and shiny, but he didn't dislike it, so he sat on the Diaoyutai firmly.

"Men left and women right, Mr. Ke, please." Hu Yiji pretended to put on a pair of crystal reading glasses that he bought from someone who didn't know where, and turned his eyes upwards. Zhang Tao didn't understand what he was. To show that he is serious and wear glasses, he still plans to directly cosplay the blind.

"Here." Zhang Tao stretched out his left hand, afraid that Hu Yiji could not see clearly, so he stretched it straight under his eyelid.

"Huh, huh? This... ghost!" Hu Yiji narrowed his eyes and stared at Zhang Tao's palm for a long time, then let out a howl, his body couldn't sit still, he tilted backwards, and even the people and the bench were overturned. In the past, I sat on a big butt pier.

"Hahaha!"

The few brats hiding in the corner hadn't dispersed yet, seeing Hu Yiji turning over and foaming at the mouth, they all laughed and laughed.

"Hey, no, why is Uncle Hu sobbing?" said a slightly older child who should have gone to school.

"It's not really sick, is it? Let's go and find sister Xiu'er." Seeing that Hu Yiji didn't look like he was pretending to be dead, the children hurried away.

Zhang Tao originally just wanted to tease the old man, but seeing how frightened he was, his claws were a little numb. Go to my friend Lu Han to ask for love.

"Half-immortal, half-immortal, uncle?" Zhang Tao ran to the opposite side of the desk, helped Hu Yiji up, and pinched him vigorously.

"Dad! What's the matter with you?!" A girl's crying voice came from behind Zhang Tao. Looking back, it was indeed the loli who frightened people and solicited customers last night. It turned out that she also came out on the rest day of the festival. There was a stall selling trinkets, and now she ran over with a basket in her hand, full of panic.

"Woohoo!" Hu Yiji seemed to be even more unimpressed by the girl's call, and woke up faintly with a cry.

"Xiu'er... Ah, run! There is a ghost!" Hu Yiji glanced at his daughter in a daze, and saw Zhang Tao's big face in a blink of an eye, and hurriedly struggled to call out, reminding the child to avoid this pervert.

"Father, what are you talking about? This elder brother is a good man. Yesterday I went to the store to solicit customers. The elder brother saw through our trick, but he didn't punish me. He even gave me some money to buy breakfast, otherwise our family will be ruined." It's time." The girl breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that the person supporting Hu Yiji was Zhang Tao, and hurriedly spoke good words for him.

"Good guy? No way, he, his lifeline..." Hu Yiji looked at Zhang Tao in panic. This person doesn't have a lifeline, so is he still human?Although he is a charlatan, but because he wants to fool people, he always carries a book about the appearance of sackcloth with him, and reads it when he has nothing to do to pass the time all day long. People like this who have no lifeline are reincarnated from evil spirits. Deadly.

"Hey! Master Banxian, my lifeline is growing, look." Zhang Tao cheerfully stretched out his hand to show Hu Yiji.

Huh?It's strange, how did this person's lifeline grow back again? It's quite long.Hu Yiji was a little puzzled by Monk Zhang Er.

"Pfft! Dad, this big brother is also here to go to the market. He is a juggler. I was also bluffed by him yesterday." The little girl thought Zhang Tao's low-profile version of Liu Qian'er was amused by him. Forward and backward.

"Hey, big brother, you are also an industry insider, why did you fool me, this big thing?" Hu Yiji felt a little frustrated, got up, looked around, the sun was going to the west, well, today is still the same No opening, the girl is about to take the high school entrance examination, junior high school can apply for exemption of various tuition and miscellaneous fees, what about high school.

Hu Yiji was furious and evil, and gave Zhang Tao a solid look. Anyway, they all pay attention to cross talk and storytelling, and they are all masters. Brother, relying on how many years older he was than Zhang Tao, he began to teach him a lesson.

"You are a newcomer, wouldn't it be good to play your tricks to fool the little girl? Why did you come to tear down your old brother's platform again? The girl is one year old and two years old. In the future, she will go to high school and college, and she will be fooled by me... ...Oh no, it comes from the mysterious power."

What a mysterious power, and evil ghosts and spirits. In order to do good things for your family, I haven't chased you for a season, but you blame me. It's really a dog who bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know good people.Zhang Tao complained secretly in his heart, but didn't dare to really say it.

"That's right, brother, I was joking this time, I didn't expect to delay your business, how about this, I came over from the front street to do tricks, and saw a big restaurant that was not bad, let's make two drinks, and you will give the child Order a few dishes to pack and take home, I am a wandering magician, and I have to go a few more stops, tell me about the customs and customs of the previous counties, when will there be a market?" Zhang Tao said sincerely .

Hu Yiji rolled his eyes, and when he heard someone stuttering, he felt relieved immediately, but he still couldn't save face.

"Father, you can go. The big fair is over. My family went online to see if there are still nine yuan and nine free shipping items. I will come out and display them on the first day of the next Lunar New Year." Miss Xiu'er is quite sensible, because Being so close, I could almost hear the sound of her father swallowing saliva, put away the fortune-telling booth with good eyesight, and walked away bouncing around.

"What a wonderful child." The two men looked at the little girl's back and said almost in unison.

"Hey, big brother, I'm not afraid of your jokes. I want to eat it. It's been a few weeks since I've had any meat." In the restaurant, Hu Yiji tore the roast chicken with his hands like a devil, wishing he could get the chicken legs with the skin and bones in his hands. Only by swallowing them together can the ethnic hatred between him and the chicken be resolved.

"Brother, it's easy to say, eat slowly." Zhang Tao didn't eat much the whole time, and served the wine and dishes very obediently. Tsundere, he can also eat Hesse, but not now, he came with a mission.

Zhang Tao poured Hu Yiji one cup at a time, and finally poured Hu Yiji under the table after he finished eating four cold meats, four hot dishes, four fruit plates and four snacks.

"I'm not drunk!" It may be because I was wronged at the big market, and I remembered that my daughter followed him with no clothes and no food, and she also came out to sell trinkets. All kinds of ups and downs opened an oil and salt shop in my stomach , with mixed flavors, and went crazy with the strength of wine.

"This guest, look..." The clerk looked at Zhang Tao's table with some embarrassment. Because it was a dine-in meal, the guests at other tables seemed dissatisfied. The small county is not big in the first place, and basically everyone is familiar with him, knowing that he often deceives people, so he doesn't like to see him.

"Brother, I'm sorry, do you have a private room here? I'll pay for the service."

"Yes, please come with me." The clerk was willing to hear that he could afford the service fee, and helped Zhang Tao and Hu Yiji into the private room.

"Grandma! I'm sorry for you old man, you old master, don't harm your gray granddaughter, our family's crimes will be full in my generation!" As soon as he entered the private room, Hu Yiji burst into tears cried out.