[Hong Huang] Heaven forces me to fall in love

The peaches in this flat peach orchard were completely poisoned by Monkey King. The flat peaches that bloomed in 9000 years and borne fruit in 9000 years all entered the stomach of Monkey King. The peach trees that were 6000 years old were picked and eaten by Monkey King. They knocked them all down without even looking at them, and then flew towards Yaochi with somersaulting clouds.

The Pantao Club was presided over by the Queen Mother. She was naturally very cautious. All the drinks and delicacies were prepared by herself, and Haotian was not allowed to interfere with anything. face.

Seeing this, Haotian didn't take it seriously, what the Queen Mother did just saved him from having to pay for the immortal wine, but the poor old gentleman had to pay so much for the elixir.

Anyone who has news knows that the Pantao Party will end unhappy, but there are always people who are looking forward to the banquets in the Heavenly Court again and again.

Nezha is always thinking, what if Fang Bing shows up at the Peach Fair?

"Second brother Yang, do you think Hua Gai Xingjun will come?" Nezha asked Yang Jian beside him while holding the fire-pointed gun in his hand.

However, Yang Jian couldn't give Nezha a definite answer, so he was silent for a moment and said: "Hua Gai Xingjun lives in seclusion and doesn't come out, I'm afraid..."

Nezha didn't want to continue listening, he said: "Whether he will come or not, I will always go, what if?"

What if he could meet Fang Bing at the Pantao meeting?After all, gods from all over the world are coming, even the ancient gods are coming, so why doesn't Fang Bing come back.

Yang Jian sighed, he felt that Fang Bing and Nezha had a bad relationship.

On the other side, Monkey King came to Yaochi unimpeded after knocking down the peach tree with a golden cudgel, and then found an excuse to enter Yaochi smoothly.

As soon as he entered the Yaochi, Monkey King used his monkey hair to turn into a sleepy bug to make the busy immortals fall asleep, and then he began to drink the fairy wine with his arms.

Drink a jar, smash a jar, anyway, don't feel bad about things that aren't yours.

In the end, Monkey King scratched his head, feeling that it was too wasteful for him to do so, so he rolled up his sleeves to pack up the undrinkable wine, and prepared to take it back to Huaguo Mountain for his monkey grandchildren to taste.

So, after drinking enough, Monkey King picked up the delicacies placed on the tables, and then walked towards Tushita Palace with confusing steps.

"Usually that old man is so stingy that he wouldn't even give me a gourd of elixir. Today I'm going to Tushita Palace to finish his Nine-Turn Golden Pill." Said, Monkey King stepped on the soft white clouds to the Tushiita Palace. and go.At this time, the Taishang Laojun of Tushita Palace was hiding in a palace in Ziweiyuan, cracking sunflower seeds with Fang Cangwu.

"Why did you come to me all of a sudden?" Fang Cangwu said while hugging Xin Yi while knocking on the melon seeds.

I saw the Taishang Laojun glanced at Fang Cangwu lightly and said: "If I don't come out to find friends for tea, then can the monkey enter the Tushita Palace?"

Although the Taishang Laojun has always existed as the background of the heavenly court, no one knows how powerful he is, but he is a saint and good corpse, even if Sun Wukong is extremely talented, he can't beat the Taishang Laojun.

"Brother Lao Jun has spent money." Fang Cangwu stuffed a handful of melon seeds to Lao Jun.

All the nine-turn gold elixirs in the alchemy room have to be fed to the monkeys, can it not cost money?

Taishang Laojun didn't care too much, he made alchemy just to pass the time, and these elixir would be ridiculous if brought in front of the deity.

"You didn't spend a lot." Taishang Laojun looked at Fang Cangwu and said, "The Dinghaishen needle was taken away by that monkey."

"I don't care, and I don't know what's wrong with Dayu. I said that there are twelve Sea-Ding Haishen beads in the East China Sea, but he didn't believe it, so he insisted on inserting a Sea-Dingshen needle at home." Fang Cangwu was angry when he talked about this. Just because Dinghaishenzhen is too much like a lightning rod, whoever has nothing to do will put a lightning rod in the water.

Just as Fang Cangwu was talking to Taishang Laojun, the little boy from Tushita Palace stumbled over.

"Old gentleman, it's not good, it's not good, that monkey knocked down your alchemy furnace, and even ate up all your golden elixir!"

Although Taishang Laojun had already expected this, he still showed an expression of shock, anger and distress.

"How unreasonable!" Taishang Laojun shouted loudly.

Xin Yi, who was sleeping soundly in Fang Cangwu's arms, was so frightened that he jumped up directly. The Taishang Laojun hurriedly comforted Xin Yi and said, "Don't be afraid of Xin Yi, didn't the uncle say that Xin Yi, Xin Yi is good, continue to sleep."

After finishing speaking, Taishang Laojun rushed to Tushita Palace with a look of urgency.

After Taishang Laojun left, Xin Yi yawned, then climbed down from Fang Cangwu's body, rubbed his eyes and said, "What's wrong, Uncle?"

"The golden elixir was eaten up by the monkeys." Fang Cangwu rubbed his little treasure and said.

Xin Yi immediately widened his eyes and said, "That monkey is really so powerful that it can even touch uncle's alchemy room?"

Fang Cangwu smiled slightly, of course Sun Wukong didn't have that ability, it all depends on everyone to release water.

Otherwise, could he enter Yaochi and Tushita Palace so easily?Everyone is just pouring water.

"Thinking that the Queen Mother should also know about the monkey smashing her Peach Blossom Festival, let's go and watch." After speaking, Fang Cangwu walked towards Yaochi with Xin Yi in his arms.

In the Yao Chi, the Queen Mother was frightened and angry when she saw the overthrown case and the delicacies spilled on the floor.

What made her feel distressed the most was the thousands of altars of fairy wine, which she bought at a huge price, and now they are all gone.

"How do you want me to host this flat peach meeting." The queen mother was furious.

She originally took every opportunity to make friends with the West and regain her own power, but she didn't expect that the bamboo basket is now in vain.

When all the maids were kneeling on the ground and listening to the Queen Mother lose her temper, Fang Cangwu took the hand of Xin Yi, the second prince of the Dragon Clan, and walked into the Yaochi Shi Shiran.

Ever since, the Queen Mother, who was in a rage, heard an extremely exaggerated "Wow."

"It turns out that this is the flat peach party held by the Queen Mother. It is really an eye-opener."

Fang Cangwu's contrived voice reached everyone's ears, and Xin Yi couldn't help covering his face. This is not my father. Although my father is usually a little skinny, his voice definitely did not act like this.

The Queen Mother raised her eyes to look at Fang Cangwu, and turned her magic power into a whip to hit Gong'e who was closest to her.

"A bunch of trash, who told you to let people in!"

Now the Peach Party has not officially started, as long as the wine and dishes are re-arranged, it can be rearranged, so that no one will notice that she has not presided over the Peach Party.

However, now that Fang Cangwu, whom she had the most trouble with, came in, the Queen Mother felt that the news that the flat peaches would be smashed might not be able to hide.

I saw Fang Cangwu took out the invitation card from the Pantao Club, then looked at the Queen Mother and said: "I am the guest invited by the Pantao Club, so I can't enter Yaochi, what did you mean, Queen Mother? Did you look down on me and the Dragon Clan? Or do you look down on Sanqing and look down on saints?"

The Queen Mother's lips trembled, she knew that Fang Cangwu was best at exaggerating things.

"You, you..." The Queen Mother pointed at Fang Cangwu with trembling fingers.

Fang Cangwu didn't take it seriously, anyway, the difference in strength was too great, it was impossible for the Queen Mother to rush up and fight him directly, if she really rushed up, it was just for fun.

Just when the Queen Mother was stalked by Fang Cangwu's anger, many people suddenly came from outside Yaochi.

I saw Haotian walking into Yaochi with a group of gods, and couldn't help frowning when he saw the scene in Yaochi. The seven fairies behind him couldn't help crying when they saw the appearance of Yaochi: "It must have been done by that monkey head, he They ate all the peaches in the peach garden, smashed all the peach trees, and now they ruined the banquet in Yaochi."

The angry Queen Mother heard the Seven Fairies' words and grabbed the eldest princess's hand and said, "I ask you what's wrong with the flat peaches?"

The eldest princess looked at the Queen Mother who was about to eat people and whispered: "The monkeys have eaten all the flat peaches, and all the flat peach trees have fallen."

When the queen mother heard the words, her heart ached so badly that she couldn't breathe. It turned out that she not only lost the fairy wine, but also lost all her flat peaches.

And Fang Cangwu slowly opened his mouth after admiring the Queen Mother's expression enough: "Is this flat peach still called the Pantao Club? Is the empress going to invite us to eat kiwi, nectarine or juicy peach?"

When the Queen Mother heard the words, her face turned green for a while, then paled for a while, she held the princess's hand tightly and said, "Who is that monkey head! How dare you trespass into the Peach Garden and Yaochi without permission!"

After finishing the words, Fang Cangwu said with a snort: "That monkey didn't break into the Peach Garden privately, he is a serious caretaker of the Peach Garden."

When the Queen Mother heard the words, she glared at Haotian and asked a monkey to guard the Taoyuan. Is Haotian crazy or she is crazy.

But Queen Mother soon realized that Haotian did this on purpose.

Just when the queen mother was about to get angry, Haotian said with a calm expression: "Your Majesty, I'd better find a way to make up for this flat peach meeting, and it won't be long before the immortals from all over the world and the Buddhas from the west will come. , does the empress want them to see a joke?"

Facing Shang Haotian's indifferent eyes, the Queen Mother felt that no matter how much she had to say, she couldn't say anything, why did she become like this.

At this moment, Taishang Laojun pretended to cry and ran to Yaochi, and shouted loudly while running: "Your Majesty, make the decision for me!"

"Your Majesty, make the decision for me!"

Seeing this, Haotian quickly supported the white-haired Taishang Laojun and said, "Why is Laojun so panicked?"

"Your Majesty! Minister, minister, all the golden cores of this minister were eaten by that monkey head!"

"Not only that, the little boy in the palace was also injured by him, and my alchemy furnace was also knocked down by him and pushed down to the mortal world!"

"Also please, Your Majesty decides for me!"

After finishing speaking, Taishang Laojun almost fainted. If Fang Cangwu hadn't stretched out his hand to support him, he might have fallen down.

I saw Haotian also made a frightened look and said: "What a monkey head, I don't know how to be grateful for making him the Monkey King, and now destroying the Pantao Garden, destroying the Pantao Society, and stealing the Laojun's panacea, it is really a shame. Don't take my Heavenly Court seriously! Where are Li Jing and his son?"

After the words fell, Li Jing and Nezha came out.

So Haotian said: "I want you to take 30 heavenly soldiers and generals to Huaguo Mountain to catch that monkey, life or death!"

Upon hearing the words, Taishang Laojun hurriedly said: "He who wants to live, he who wants to live, he has taken so many pills from me, how can he forget it like this!"

Although the mouth is very angry, but when doing things, everyone is paddling together, and the dirty work can be done by the West.

Nezha and Monkey King ran back to the Heavenly Court after only a few tricks. I'm sorry I can't beat them, let's invite Bodhisattva.

The author has something to say: Longlong: Let's paddle!

Xin Yi: The boat pushes away the waves~

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