[Hong Huang] Heaven forces me to fall in love

"Havoc in the Heavenly Palace?" Hearing this, Fang Cangwu felt that he was familiar with the plot.

Fang Bing looked at Fang Cangwu in a daze for a moment and said, "What do you mean making a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace?"

Fang Cangwu patted Fang Bing's head, and said, "Don't ask so many questions, children, just go and play after eating candy."

Fang Bing, who looked like a teenager, felt a little helpless, obviously he was already this old, but Master still regarded him as a child of seven or eight years old.

Fang Cangwu took the opportunity to rub Fang Bing's head a few more times, and then said: "If you meet a person in red with a lotus on his body, don't pay attention to him."

"Why?" Fang Bing held the osmanthus candy in his hand with a look of surprise.

Fang Cangwu said to Fang Bing with a serious face: "Anyone dressed like this is a bad guy, you should avoid him."

"Okay." Fang Bing nodded quietly. Anyway, he can just listen to what the master says. If he can't remember it, he can write it down in a small notebook.

"Don't go to the Pantao Fair after a while." Fang Cangwu warned.

Now Sun Wukong understands what kind of official position Bi Mawen is. My monkey brother is afraid that there will be a big disturbance in the heavenly court, and the flat peach society will be smashed to pieces.

Therefore, as a good boy, Fang Bing has absolutely no need to go to Pantao to be frightened.

"Okay." Fang Bing nodded, and if he didn't go, he wouldn't go. He was never interested in those banquets, so he didn't bother to go.

I saw Fang Cangwu pinch Fang Bing's face and said: "Bingbing, good boy, if you want to eat flat peaches, tell Master, even Huangzhong plum ginseng fruit, I can get you."

"Okay, I know Master." Fang Bing, whose face was pulled, whined.

Fang Cangwu let go of his hand happily, then turned and left.

Just as Fang Cangwu expected, Sun Wukong returned to Huaguo Mountain after learning that he had made a fuss after being Bi Mawen, while Haotian, who is the lord of the heavenly court, had a headache as to how to give the monkey experience.

So Taibai Jinxing, who is good at solving problems for the Emperor of Heaven, stood up and said that the Monkey King is just a title, and if it is given, it will be given. First, appease this powerful monkey head, and then give it a idle job. .

Haotian looked at the immortals present and asked, "What do you think of the family?"

Everyone, look at me and I look at you. Now the generals are guarding one side outside. It is impossible to let the high-ranking gods go out for a monkey head. Everyone is a civil servant, so it is unanimously agreed.

Fighting and killing is not suitable for them, it is safer to talk about it.

Haotian looked at the people present and then asked: "If that's the case, what kind of job should I give him?"

The gods in the heavenly court were all filled after conferring the gods, and there was no shortage of manpower in the heavenly court, so naturally there were no vacancies, so it was difficult for the immortals to arrange a position for Monkey King.

If the position is too high, how can the monkey be able to manage his subordinates well, the most important thing is that a wild monkey can climb on top of them.The position is low, and I am afraid that the monkey head will ask questions again, these gods can't make up their minds for a while.

At this time, Lao Tzu Shanshi Taishang Laojun, who has been serving as the background board in the Tianting court meeting, said: "If you don't go, make him the Monkey King and let him guard the Peach Garden."

Hearing the words, Haotian couldn't help but glared at the Taishang Laojun who was with the old god, and asked a monkey to guard the Peach Garden. Isn't this just guarding and stealing?

but……

Haotian lowered his eyes, this was not bad, he didn't feel bad about using the flat peaches from Yaochi to pile up Sun Wukong's cultivation base, when the time came, he would pay for some immortal wine, and the Taishang Laojun would pay for some pills, the loss would not be much.

Therefore, Haotian raised his eyes and said: "Let's do it according to Laojun's wishes, and let Taibai do the recruiting."

After finishing speaking, Haotian withdrew.

For this kind of thing, Taibai Jinxing was born in the first time and familiar with it in the second time, especially in the matter of fooling the monkey. Within two hours, he coaxed the monkey into a happy smile, and quickly went to the heavenly court and was sealed as the king of heaven by an imperial decree. St.

Taibai Jinxing led Sun Wukong to the flat peach garden and said: "These flat peaches are the fruits of the spiritual roots of Hongmeng. Here, the flat peaches bloom every 3000 years and bear fruit every 3000 years. Over there, they bloom every 6000 years and bear fruit every 6000 years." The flat peaches that bear fruit every year, the innermost ones bloom every 9000 years and bear fruit every 9000 years, the longer the year, the better the effect and the better the taste of the fruit."

"Then can my grandson eat it?" After the words fell, Monkey King had already picked several large, plump and ruddy flat peaches.

"Come, eat, eat." Sun Wukong gnawed one and stuffed a few into Taibai Jinxing's arms.

"Hey, hello." Taibai Jinxing felt that his white clothes would be completely ruined by this monkey head today.

"Why are you so particular about it?" Sun Wukong said in disgust, then put his hand on Taibai Jinxing's shoulder and said, "Old man, let me ask you, can I eat the flat peaches that are so full of gardens?"

Taibai Jinxing smiled and said: "You are the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, so naturally you can eat all the flat peaches in this garden."

Anyway, it's not something belonging to the Emperor of Heaven, so he doesn't feel bad.

Sun Wukong snorted, then found a thick peach branch and lay down, looked at Taibai Jinxing below and said: "If it wasn't for the old grandson making a fuss, otherwise I would be deceived by you people."

Taibai Jinxing smiled awkwardly, to tell the truth, he is still fooling you now.

Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes, and for some unknown reason, he suddenly asked: "I see that the real bodies of all the immortals in the heavenly court are either young or young, why do they all look like old men to meet people?"

That Taishang Laojun, who is obviously very young, wants to pretend to be old. The Taibai Jinxing in front of him is also, obviously good-looking, but he wants to fix his white hair and long white beard. He is old and does not know the picture. What.

Taibai Jinxing laughed awkwardly again when he heard the words, and quickly said: "Be careful, for the sake of stability."

Monkey King couldn't figure out what prudence meant, so he closed his eyes and said, "Come on, I'm going to sleep."

As soon as the words fell, Taibai Jinxing quickly slipped out of the Peach Garden, and he decided that he would retreat!

When the monkey head understands that the Monkey King is the gardener who guards the Pantao Garden, he has no choice but to fight with the Heavenly Court, and he, the one who tricked the monkey twice, has no choice but to bear the monkey's wrath.

Therefore, for the sake of his own life, he must close this barrier.

Just after Sun Wukong was officially canonized as the Monkey King, the rolling curtain general in the heavenly court was demoted to the mortal world because he accidentally broke the glass cup in the palace.

Immediately afterwards, Marshal Tianpeng was thrown into the animal realm for molesting Chang'e.

The Emperor of Heaven looked at Marshal Tianpeng who was dragged away by the heavenly soldiers and generals, and couldn't help thinking of what Yaochi, who was imprisoned in the Guanghan Palace, said. Yaochi's handwriting must be here.

Thinking of this, Haotian couldn't help reaching out and rubbing the center of his brows, and the next moment someone reached out and pressed his temples.

"You haven't abolished the Queen Mother until now, that's why she plotted against you." Huang Di, who was pressing Haotian's temple, said dissatisfied.

Now he still failed to kill the Queen Mother, not only failed to kill the Queen Mother, but also failed to touch the position of the Queen of Heaven.

Haotian brushed away Huang Di's hand pressing his temple, looked at Huang Di displeasedly and said, "Why are you here?"

"Who dares to stop me in this Heavenly Court?" Huang Di said arrogantly.

He is not only Yasheng, but also the biological father of Heavenly Court Prince Yang Jian. No one dared to stop him along the way.

"Get out." Haotian said coldly.

The Yellow Emperor didn't leave, so Haotian left by himself, and at the same time he told the heavenly officials beside him: "Go to Guanghan Palace and invite the Queen Mother out. She planned this peach feast, so naturally she should preside over it."

After finishing speaking, Haotian walked out of the hall without giving Huangdi the slightest chance to stop him.

After Fang Cangwu heard the news, he couldn't help finding Haotian and asked, "What's the matter with you? You finally locked her in Guanghan Palace, why did you let her out again?"

Haotian looked at Fang Cangwu and raised the corners of his mouth when he heard the words, "I just want to see her hurt."

Fang Cangwu immediately thought of what would happen to the flat peaches when he heard the words. Sun Wukong ate up [-]% of the fruits from the flat peaches in Yaochi like locusts crossing the border.

This is simply gouging out flesh from Yaochi's body, not only gouging out flesh but also sucking blood, and Yaochi can't be really angry, after all, these things are sent to her so-called allies.

Haotian is really too ruthless, a master of shrimp and pig heart, when Yaochi sees that flat peach, it will become like a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat but can't spit it out, swallow it and can't swallow it.It was so miserable, Fang Cangwu was so happy that tears would flow from the corner of his mouth.

I saw Haotian smiled slightly, showing a calm and breezy attitude.

Because he knew what the Pantao Society would look like, neither Fang Cangwu nor the gods who knew the details of the incident were going to the banquet, but Fang Cangwu still stayed in the Heavenly Court, after all, he still wanted to see Yaochi be furious.

Under the order of the Emperor of Heaven, Yaochi finally came out of Guanghan Palace and saw the light of day again. After learning that he was going to host the Pantao Fair, he was even more prepared to run the Pantao Fair well, and took advantage of this to win over the West.

Therefore, Yao Chi immediately called his seven daughters to let them pick flat peaches, and they must bring out the best flat peaches.

However, Yaochi didn't know that Haotian stuffed a monkey into her flat peach orchard, and most of her good-looking flat peaches were eaten by this monkey.

So when the seven princesses walked into the flat peach garden, they were shocked for a whole year looking at these flat peaches. Where are their flat peaches?What about the big flat peaches?

Not only did the flat peaches disappear, but they were also chased and beaten by a monkey that rushed out suddenly.

"Where did you offend the little thief, you dare to steal flat peaches under the nose of my Monkey King!"

"Presumptuous! We are here to pick flat peaches and prepare for the flat peach party under the orders of the Queen Mother. Where did we come to steal?"

Hearing this, Monkey King stopped the moves in his hand, scratched his head and asked, "Peach Club?"

"Naturally, this Peach Fair is a first-class banquet in heaven. Immortals from all over the world, Buddhas and Bodhisattvas from the West, ancient gods and even sages of the Three Purities will come." The eldest princess looked at the monkey pitifully before explaining.

"Then the Monkey King is among the people invited?" Sun Wukong asked.

"Great Sage Equaling Heaven?" The princess frowned, "Have you heard of it? Anyway, I haven't heard of it. An unknown little fairy wants to go to the Pantao Festival."

After speaking, the seven princesses laughed together.

Seeing this, Monkey King realized that he had been fooled by the Heavenly Court again. He was so anxious that he used a freeze spell to hold the seven princesses in place, and then prepared to smash the peach banquet.