[Hokage] Is this what people do? !

Recently, "everyone's (crossed out) cat (crossed out) teacher" Hatake Kakashi's life is very sad.

First of all, let’s not mention the matter of a good gay friend “returning from the dead” and then dying in front of us.Anyway, Kakashi, the warrior of love, has already become accustomed to all kinds of malice from the big universe under the oppression of life.It has to be said that after so many years, it has become a habit of Kakashi to calmly say "I am also drunk", and then continue to live and fight bravely.

Secondly, if Kakashi didn't pay attention, the younger sister who used to hug his thigh and act coquettishly, wanting to eat, drink, and wear beautiful clothes is going to marry with great fanfare. How can he not be sad?Thinking that the marriage partner is still that little boy with a bad personality (zhōng) and a mess (èr) except for his face, Kakashi's calm and reserved heart is not so easy to calm down.

"Two people who are too similar can't get along." Probably as this sentence said, since the other party was still wearing crotch pants and running around the street behind his sister (not!), the two of them didn't deal with each other that much. .Of course, this is not because Kakashi, a big man with a height of 1.8 meters, still has trouble with a brat who has no hair. Too strong to justify.I thought it was just a fight for the title of "brother" with myself, but I didn't expect that the other party would voluntarily give up and move to another strange place. I am not a lolicon, so this title is naturally impossible I went to fight—now I feel that if I really go to fight, I will definitely be brought together with Lin, Huo Dun·Bang Feng Ran Wu.

However, if the two of them have not had a good start since they met, then it will be very difficult to change the status quo that the two of them cannot get along in the future.It's not that Kakashi didn't try to change this. Don't forget that the two of them still have a mentor-student relationship - Asuka is not just anyone he is willing to teach, but, in many cases, there is something hidden in his body. The "dad" attributes of the other party can't help but come out under the stimulation of the other party.

In addition, the other party caused many disasters afterwards, such as indirectly seducing the young and ignorant sister to stay out at night, which directly caused the not well-behaved and obedient sister to run away from home for the first time, and Kakashi directly Pull the other party from the brother-in-law/son-in-law candidate list.

And after the worry-free younger sister ran away from home for the second time, the relationship between them did not improve because they both bore the title of "the person who was abandoned by Uchiha Raimi" - the self-esteem was extremely high How could the two of you hold together to heal your wounds just because they were both abandoned by the same person?

Since then, Kakashi began to spend more time in front of the memorial monument, while Sasuke devoted all his heart to Konoha's reconstruction.After Konoha was almost rebuilt and Naruto's head appeared on Hokage Rock, Sasuke began to apply for the task of searching for the future.Kakashi watched the other party's efforts with cold eyes and the failed hopes and disappointments again and again after the hard work. In the end, even he himself couldn't help thinking, if his sister really hid somewhere to enjoy herself, it would be too unforgivable .

Then, the days were repeated until they finally came to the moment when everything came to light, and then the dust settled.What Kakashi didn't expect was that the time for him to forgive Kumi was actually faster than he imagined, probably just like what Kumi lamented later, when facing all things related to Obito, he showed Be extraordinarily easy to talk to.

But being able to forgive Laiwei so quickly doesn't mean that other people can do the same. For example, when facing Laiwei's return, the brat who was extremely conflicted and entangled.

Kakashi doesn't want to get involved in the conflict between the young and young, but when the stinky boy shamelessly teases (→_→) his sister in his own home, that's another matter up!

You can't bear anything!

Even if I accidentally developed a little sympathy for the brat, but let him give up his sister/daughter to the other party or something, you think he is stupid!

So, what happened next was that Kakashi fiercely lifted up his own bench to drive the brat out of the house, but when he turned around, what he faced was his younger sister who didn't know what to do: "Brother is an idiot! "

"!" Kakashi felt that he was scolded innocently by his sister. "Yeah, I'm stupid. I'm so stupid that I took in a heartless stinky girl with a soft heart. In the end, she still doesn't know what to do and doesn't know how to be grateful!"

"Kakashi! Do you know that if you prevent someone from falling in love, your brain will be kicked by a donkey?"

"I don't know." The words are still so confident.

"That's why Kakashi, you can only be a single dog for the rest of your life!" After the stinky girl finished speaking, she ran out angrily.

... Could the rebellious period of the smelly girl be too long?And what's wrong with being single? #As long as you have money, you can be happy being single! # (note 1)

A few days later, the stinky girl who was so angry that she wanted to run away from home seemed to have forgotten the unhappiness that the two of them had had a few days ago because of a certain person (so angry that she didn't even want to call "brat"). A person made a large table of delicious food at home and waited for him, Kakashi felt that he seemed to smell the smell of conspiracy...

"Tell me, what else do you want from me this time?" Kakashi's tone was slightly playful, as soon as he heard it, he was already used to this kind of development.

"Actually...it's nothing, I'm just happy." Kakashi saw his younger sister whose eyes were shining like stars when she spoke, and knew that things couldn't be so simple.

"Oh." Kakashi deliberately showed a lack of interest, he knew that by doing this, he could force the bad girl to say what he wanted to say faster.

Sure enough, the stinky girl couldn't hold it back for a long time, and suddenly said excitedly: "Hey, hey, Kakashi, I'm getting married!"

"What, what did you say?" The wind was too strong, and he couldn't hear clearly.

The stinky girl's face suddenly turned red: "Sasuke asked me today if what I said before about getting married still counts...Of course it does count!"

Kakashi suddenly grieved and said: "...So, in the end, it was you who proposed marriage?"

"Yeah!" Kuimi saw that Kakashi's face was as dark as the bottom of the pot after hearing her answer, and immediately changed his explanation, "Anyway, someone has to speak first, and it doesn't matter who speaks."

As soon as the words fell, she couldn't help shouting excitedly: "I'm getting married! I'm really getting married!"

...I feel like I really raised a white-eyed wolf!Why can't she worry about her father's (hey!) complex and sad mood at this moment?

Do not open Sen!Really not happy!But in contrast, how sad Kakashi was about this wedding, his sister looked forward to it.Going shopping to buy dresses, looking at rings, writing invitations, ordering menus, and even writing several oaths, I have a headache which one to use. In short, there are many things waiting for this newlywed every day, but she only forgot to give a message to her when she was depressed. Kakashi is a little bit used to accepting the time when "sister will soon belong to someone else".

Fortunately, Kakashi was not the only one who complained about it after the news that Mirai was going to marry the brat spread throughout Konoha—I heard that the girls who have a crush on the brat have come down these days Several pillows have been wet from crying, and he also heard that there are people who don't know the entangled history between the two of them, who came to persuade them that "the flash marriage has no good ending"-it's a pity, compared to The flash marriage, the two of them are actually more like going through a long-distance love race, although the moment the relationship between the two was confirmed, the marriage was put on the agenda by the way.

However, although there are quite a few people in the anti-"Sasuke x Mirai" camp, the only person who can understand Kakashi's thoughts is probably Asma who is not in this camp.When Asma thought that in another ten years, there would be such a brat who would seduce his precious daughter shamelessly, he couldn't help crying for Kakashi—if the daughter could I can't grow up all my life, just be my little padded jacket all my life ToT.

After Kakashi was depressed alone for several days, the culprit who made him upset finally appeared in front of him.

Kakashi wasn't going to give the opponent a good look—but even if he was wearing a mask, he couldn't see it—he decided to use silence to deal with the opponent's kick.

As a result, the other party didn't intend to kick the gym. As soon as Sasuke entered the door, he gave Kakashi a seated ceremony with a standard posture: "Please marry your sister to me!"

Oh, it's rare to use honorifics.

However, the brat wouldn't think that he would be fine just by using honorifics, would he?Kakashi still didn't speak.

The other party continued to kneel and solemnly said to Kakashi: "Please believe that I will bring her happiness!"

"Sasuke, you have never been sensible enough. If you had asked for my permission ten or five years ago, I would have refused to let you in the door of my house! Even now, I am not very satisfied. You. But, since she told me that you two are going to get married, she smiles like a fool every day. She is so busy tomorrow that she can still smile so happily. She has never been so spontaneous before The heart is happy. So, you want my consent, no problem, but if one day you make her unhappy, I also have the right to take her away from you. "

"You don't have to worry about taking her away from me, because I won't let this happen!"

Kakashi sighed, judging from how deep his silly sister was in, he could only trust the brat with firm eyes in front of him now.

However, it is still not happy, but as long as the younger sister feels happy, it will be fine.When Kakashi officially took his sister through the aisle at the wedding and handed his sister over to the other party, he comforted himself.

but……

"In the future, I will be very lonely alone..."

The author has something to say: Note 1, the stalk comes from the solitary experience of Kenta Nishimura, a writer who has been very popular on Weibo recently: "As long as you have money, you can be happy being single."

Although it can't be regarded as completely related to the wedding, it can be regarded as the order ordered by classmate Yulin, okay?