[Hokage] Is this what people do? !

As soon as Naruto saw Lai Mi appearing with a bento box, he immediately wanted to pounce on him like a hungry tiger. Unfortunately, such a dramatic side did not have the opportunity to be staged here, because Naruto just made the gesture to pounce, but was stopped Sasuke, who was beside him, quickly stopped him.

Naruto, who was grabbed by the collar, looked back at Sasuke innocently, and said, "Sasuke, why are you grabbing me all of a sudden?"

Sasuke raised his eyebrows and said in a bad tone, "If I don't stop you, are you going to eat with the cooks too?"

Naruto smirked twice, and said, "Oh, how come? How can she cook for me after eating Kumi? I'm not stupid." Naruto ignored Sasuke's even worse expression , turned his head and said excitedly to Lai Wei, "Lai Wei, it took you so long, did you really bring me something to boil?"

Lai Wei reached out and flicked Naruto's forehead hard, and replied amidst Naruto's scream of "Oh", "Think about something good, you, there are only eggs and lunch left in the kitchen. It’s rice, how do you ask me to cook it for you? I didn’t give you hard-boiled eggs because of your good performance today, so you can honestly eat rice balls for me.”

As soon as Laimi's words fell, Naruto snatched the bento from Mi's hand, hugged the bento and sat down on the ground.After sitting down on the mat, Naruto quickly opened the bento, with a rice ball in one hand and an egg roll in the other, and began to eat with relish.Sasuke also sat down, but his movements were obviously much more refined than Naruto's, but the speed at which Sasuke reached out to get the egg roll was not much slower than Naruto's.

Soon, under Naruto's "provocation and provocation", Sasuke's gentleness also disappeared.Looking at the two people's behavior of grabbing food and protecting food, Lai Wei couldn't help but sigh, as expected, the food was better if it was snatched~

"By the way, Laimi, just now I met a very beautiful 'sister', prettier than both you and Hinata! In the end, I found out that this 'sister' is actually a brother. Tell me, what is going on in this world? What's the matter?" Naruto, with a mouth full of rice balls and egg rolls, didn't eat honestly, he actually had to talk to Lai Wei at this time, he was happy to say it, but his mouth was full Rice grains and egg powder were sprayed all over Lai Wei's face under his impulse, "Ah, Lai Mi, I'm sorry..."

Laimi took out a handkerchief and wiped off the rice grains and eggs on his face, then deliberately ignored the words "better than you and Hinata", pretended to be very calm, and said: "This is not very Normal? So cute, it must be a boy! Didn’t Sasuke look like a little girl when he was a child? That’s how I comforted myself when I saw a photo of Sasuke wearing Chie’s sister’s princess dress when she was a child from Aunt Mikoto. Speaking of photos I'm still secretly keeping it, Naruto, do you want to see it?"

Sasuke's face turned red and then green, especially when he heard Naruto's unabashed sneer, his anger finally reached its peak, and he threw the half-eaten rice ball back into the bento , turned around and rushed towards Naruto, strangling Naruto's ridicule at his throat.

What's going on with this unfolding?How can the perpetrators be allowed to go unpunished while the onlookers are innocently implicated?Seeing that the onlookers were about to be strangled to death by the furious assailant, the instigator rushed forward to grab the out-of-control assailant, but was thrown down instead.

What's going on with this expansion?Mirai was a little dumbfounded. Sasuke, who had no power to fight back and was easily dressed as a little girl without any sense of disobedience, would have a day when he would attack adults. This is completely inconsistent with his voice actor setting, okay? good! ?

Fortunately, at this time, Sakura, who has been performing intelligence gathering missions, appeared in time, breaking the weird scene of "a man throwing down a man and a woman, so it's easier to think wrong" at this time, probably because she was scared enough, Sakura's voice was distorted: "You, what are you doing?"

The three of them were stunned, and Naruto immediately jumped up struggling, and the first sentence was a denunciation: "Sakura, Sasuke's black history is known to us, and he will kill us regardless of the feelings of his companions!"

Responding to Naruto was Sakura's suspicious eyes.

It's fine if you don't bully Sasuke, how could Sasuke do such a thing?It must be Naruto's fault! ——Sakura in FROM

The above thoughts just prove that the eyes of girls in secret love are not very good, otherwise, how could they see the scene full of all-out attack just now as a weak version of Shih Tzu's heart?

Before Lai Wei had time to stretch out his hand and push away the Lord Zonggong in front of him, he suddenly jumped away like a frightened red-eyed rabbit, with a suspicious blush on his face, Laiwei looked at him with black lines and suddenly turned into a Shy and weak, she continued to lament that the world is changing so fast that most people really can't keep up.

Laimi stood up, patted the ashes on his body, and said: "The thing is like this, Sasuke and Naruto are fighting, and I'm here to persuade you to fight. When I fail to persuade the fight and I will be beaten by Sasuke, you appear. The timing Really good mastery, goodjob!"

Sasuke immediately poked his neck and shouted: "Who, who beat you!?"

Raimi raised his eyebrows at Sasuke amusedly, and unabashedly conveyed to him the simple meaning of "Of course it's yours."

On the contrary, the truth about the future made Sakura feel even more confused than before: "Would you persuade a fight?"

Hasn't Uchiha Raimi always been the kind of scum and scum who stretches his black feet from time to time while eating melon seeds and watching movies? ——Sakura in FROM

If Lai Mi could hear Urako Sakura's words, she would definitely nod humbly and say: That's right.

Sasuke cleared his throat unnaturally, turned his head to look at Sakura, and asked solemnly: "Xiao Sakura, is there any new news?"

"I came here just to find you. I got the address of Kado's lair, hey, I even drew a map based on the information someone gave me." The little boy whose eyes lit up because of Sasuke's active questioning Sakura, while talking, took out the map she had drawn from her ninjutsu bag.

Sasuke took the map and unfolded it to look at it. Kumi also leaned over his head and took a closer look. The map drawn by Sakura was really clear and easy to understand. Although some places were not enough, it was enough for a novice. Not bad.

Naruto looked at the map that even he could easily understand, and immediately put on a top hat for Sakura skillfully: "Sakura, you are so amazing! How did you do it?"

Naruto's reaction benefited Sakura's self-esteem, and she explained with a smile: "Hehe, it's nothing. Rich people like Kado must have maids in their homes. I managed to find one who used to work under him. I chatted with the aunt who worked there. After that, I also found the uncle who had repaired the sewer for their house, the old man who had delivered vegetables for a long time, and the little girl who had been a gardener for several years, and then there was this."

"Good job!" Sasuke was not stingy with his praise, and he looked at Sakura with a slight smile on his face, which made Sakura blush.

"As expected of the person I'm looking for, he really is a man to make! With a map, it's time to step on the spot." Lai Wei thought about it, the moon was dark and the wind was high, tonight happened to be the best time to kill people and set fires. It's suitable to check out, "Do you have any news about Kaduo's preferences?"

Sakura's face suddenly became a little unnatural: "Kadota, he likes women, and I heard that he especially likes sexy blondes."

"BINGO!"

"Also, I heard that every time he brought a woman home, there was always the sound of whips or something in his room. What a pervert!"

After hearing this, Lai Wei said something meaningful: "Oh~"

Seeing the excitement on Laimi's face after hearing the "blonde stunner", Naruto thought for a while, and tentatively asked: "Laimi, could it be that you are trying to use a beauty trap! Is this the reason you wanted to go before?" The reason for looking for a beauty?"

How dare you bother a beauty to do this!If he is not beheaded and finds out, he will definitely be assassinated without explanation!Lai Wei hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, a beauty is a beauty, and a beauty is a beauty. Didn't you hear that? Kado likes women with golden hair."

"Oh, that's right, you and Sakura are not blond haired, and you are not a beauty......Ah!!!"

Laimi sneered and watched the angry Sakura beat Naruto, saying, "Good job, Sakura!"

Naruto rubbed his swollen head from Sakura's beating, and said pitifully, "I'm telling the truth, who would like a woman with breasts as flat as an airport... Aww!!!"

Sasuke, who was watching with his chest folded, couldn't help but sighed at Naruto who continued to be beaten by the furious Sakura: "Hey, Naruto, why are you not good at learning?"

Seeing that Sakura was almost done beating, Lai Mi persuaded: "Okay, Sakura, stop beating, even if you want to be beating, don't slap Naruto in the face, you need him to use the beauty timer .”

Naruto, whose nose was bruised and face swollen from the beating, said inarticulately: "Mi Yinqi is related to Ouyou Ximu?" ("What does the beauty trick have to do with me?")

Sasuke pondered for a while, then looked up at Kumi with a smirk on his face, and said helplessly, "Kuimi, maybe what you think is what I think."

Kumi blinked at Sasuke and said, "As long as it is used correctly, seduction (←_←) is not a useless ninjutsu, is it?"

"Eh?" Naruto looked at Kumi, then at Sasuke, completely unaware that he was shot while lying down.

……

After stepping on the spot, the beauties also sent the good news that they are willing to "alliance". Even the sexy blonde stunner is ready-made, not to mention, Kakasina's gentle scum can almost get out of bed.At this time, everything is ready, and only the east wind is owed.

Facing the upcoming assassination mission, Lai Mi's eyes are full of hope!

It's a pity that other people are not as optimistic as Lai Mi.Among them, Naruto is the one who is most dissatisfied with this plan.

Although Naruto usually likes to use sex (→_→) to tease the third generation and Iruka, but that is when he is not wearing clothes (?), and his feminization only needs to last for a few days. Seconds is enough to overthrow the enemy, and it will not make you feel uncomfortable as a woman, such as the chest suddenly becomes heavier and the crotch (↓_↓) suddenly becomes lighter.

But this time, Laimi actually asked him to play the role of "Naromi Uzumaki" with tsundere ponytails for a long time. Not only that, "Naromi" not only needs makeup, but she can only be wrapped in an orange towel!

This is simply a great shame and humiliation to his imposing seven-foot (less than) man!

He decided to ask Laiwei why he made him dress so shamelessly, but what he didn't expect was that Laiwei actually answered irrelevantly, saying that male gods are women who like flirtatious things. (Note 1)

Although I shouldn't complain about this at all now, but who is that male god! ?It's really tasteless, girls are the best for those who are shy, quiet and considerate!

So, Naruto couldn't help but asked Sasuke, whose face became very ugly after listening to his retelling, which type of girl he was more optimistic about, but Sasuke also followed Kuimi to answer irrelevant questions, saying what if the assassination mission is successful. Then the next assassination target is that male god.

What does the assassination have to do with that male god? Hey!Sure enough, everyone in the Uchiha family is very strange. #Their World Ordinary You Don’t Understand#

Unfortunately, the assassination plan will not be changed because of Naruto's little awkwardness.

That night, when the real moon was dark and the wind was high, when murderers set fires.

Here, first of all, I would like to thank the beauty for her friendship and support. Thanks to the help of the beauty, the two samurai who had been with Kado were drawn out for some reason (could this be the legendary beauty trick?!).The vanguard Sasuke and Raimi immediately seized this opportunity, knocked them over and tied them back, and handed them over to Sakura, the main implementer of the reserve and plan B.At the same time, under the manipulation of Lai Wei's skilled illusion, they learned some news that they hadn't known before.

The preparations are all completed, and now only Sasuke and Kumi are left to sneak into the enemy camp carrying "Narumi".

Sasuke and Raimi first used the transformation technique to become the two samurai kidnapped by them, and then walked into Kado's lair with a somewhat reluctant "Narumi".The journey was very smooth, and no one came out to stop them. I thought it was probably Naruto's credit.Because of his reluctance and resistance to the current look, on the contrary, he interpreted the image of the abducted woman in a three-point manner. It is difficult for people not to believe this situation!

After finally walking to the door of Kaduo's study, the three of them became a little nervous, but they knew that this was the best moment to show their team spirit!

Sasuke took a deep breath and raised his hand to knock on the door.

Afterwards, the development became much easier. Although Kado was a little surprised by "Naromi" who was suddenly sent in by his subordinates, he was only slightly surprised, and smiled wretchedly at "Naromi", not forgetting Praise Sasuke and Raimi for being on the right track, and tell them to shut the door when they get out.

And if you want to expect Naruto to follow Miku's script, it's better to expect Kakashi to become Konoha Shingo's good man.

Therefore, when Naruto heard that Kado asked Sasuke to bring them to the door, Naruto immediately transformed back into a pure man, and then he immediately yelled that he wanted to destroy Kado for the moon, which was not so abrupt.Kumi and Sasuke sighed. Although Naruto made such a fuss, the situation was a bit complicated, but it didn't affect the overall situation, so the two continued to play Kado's samurai subordinate AB leisurely without talking.

Naturally, Kado would not just sit back and wait to be wiped out, he immediately ordered Sasuke and Raimi to catch the intruder who cheated on his feelings and flog the corpse [-] times.As soon as the voice fell, Naruto was thrown down by Sasuke again.

While Kado was busy yelling at Naruto to vent his anger, Erwei used Kunai to restrain him.So, after a small twists and turns, the development of the whole incident went back to the original track, which is the current scene - Kado was hung and tied up, while the three Konoha ninjas held Kunai in their hands. The smirk on the face in front of him, well, actually, Sasuke didn't have a smirk, this expression really doesn't suit the little angel.

The more he looked at the situation now, the more strange he felt. The good boy Naruto scratched his golden hair and asked, "Wait, Kumi, why do I think you tied him up so strangely?"

Looking at his masterpiece, Lai Wei reprimanded him: "What do you know? This is called Ni Hai's old hanging tie!"

The curious baby continued to ask without shame: "Why are there candles under Nakado?"

"What do you light if you don't light candles? Light a sky lantern for him?" When he heard the sky lantern being lit, someone who was tied up couldn't help shivering.

"Also, how did you bring that triangle horse in?"

"That's what he already has here, okay?"

"You, who are you?" At this moment, Kado spoke, and everyone might think it was strange. If Kado's mouth had not been gagged, and if he had shouted for help because of this, wouldn't they be over in the future?How could the author of this kind of BUG not have thought of it? It is precisely because Kado has a special hobby, so no matter what kind of sound comes from his room, the people on duty outside the night watch will not be surprised, because they have already I'm used to shouting more outrageous than "Help".

And Lai Wei, who was a little annoyed by the curious baby's question, yelled at Kado directly: "Who allowed you to ask questions? It's really rude, you have to call me Your Lady Queen!"

"..." X3

#You are so powerful, do your parents know? #

Laiwei spoke impatiently and started to talk about the business: "Okay, it's time to talk about the business, we are here for nothing but your money."

"Huh? Is that so? We're not..." Naruto, the pig teammate, immediately started to help her after hearing Lai Mi's flicker. Fortunately, Sasuke covered his mouth quickly again, otherwise I don't know if Naruto will tell Kado about the number of cows in the several acres of land per person in their family.

As a miser who regards money as his life, Kado's face turned pale with fright: "I don't have any money, and all the money is in the hands of my wife."

"Why are you pretending to be a good husband at this time? It looks like you don't want your ten fingers anymore. Let's cut a few for fun. But your hands seem to be tied very tightly, then Let’s start with the legs first. Start with your third leg!” After finishing speaking, Laimi put his own suffering on Kado’s third leg, only he dared to move casually, maybe Can give some blood to his baby.

"Fingers can be less, money can't be less, money can be less, and the third leg is absolutely indispensable!" With this kind of awareness, Kaduo recruited all his existing wealth and property, and even he hid in the He confessed all the private money in "The Tale of Genji" on the bookshelf.

Laiwei put Kaduo down first, freed his right hand, and forced him to write the withdrawal note (due to his dishonesty during the period, he "accidentally" cut his thigh, away from his The third leg was only 0.1 cm), she tied him back again, and this time she did not forget to stuff Kado's mouth with something.

Afterwards, Lai Mi handed the withdrawal note and a thick stack of house deeds hidden in the dark compartment of the study to Naruto, and said, "It's up to you now, Sasuke, you go with Naruto too, be careful Some, so as not to miss anything. Don’t forget, our task commission is deducted from the money given to Papa Dazina, but I promised to charge a large amount.”

"Okay." Sasuke watched Naruto put those notes carefully close to his body, and continued to say to Raimi, "Raimi, are you okay by yourself?"

Kumi gave Sasuke a reassuring smile and said, "Don't worry, I will wait for you at the agreed place."

After Naruto and Sasuke left in an instant, only Kado and Raimi were left in the room.Laiwei walked up to Kado, took out the rag that was stuffed into his mouth, and said, "Okay, now there are only two of us left here, and you can start to confess before you die."

Kado was still in shock, he said tremblingly: "You, you were hired by that old guy Dazner!?"

Lai Wei sneered: "The day you sent someone to assassinate him, you should have thought that you would have such a day."

"I, I don't want to die! I've already given you everything I have, you, you let me go!"

"I'm sorry, 'Cut the grass without eradicating the root, the spring breeze blows and regenerates' This is a bloody lesson written in elementary school textbooks. If I don't even understand this, then I have read the book for so many years? My The Chinese teacher died not at all early."

With the knife in his hand, he died, and Kado's neck was only cut open.

Lai Mi wiped off Ku Wushang's blood, and put it back into the ninja bag.She stood blankly in front of Kado's body, letting a strange sense of loss overwhelm her until she smelled burnt wood.Lai Mi sniffed hard again, and it seemed that the smell of burning was getting stronger and stronger.

Laiwei murmured to himself: "Oops, I seem to be a little sorry for the Chinese teacher. That ancient poem should be 'Wild fires are endless, spring breeze blows and regenerates'... Oh, forget it, everyone is dead, so let's let it go." Let the wildfire burn him again."

……

When Lai Wei arrived at the appointed place, Sakura who successfully completed the planb was already standing there waiting for them, she rushed up to give Sakura a bear hug, and then said excitedly: "Good job Xiao Sakura, The timing of setting the fire was just right!"

"However, I only lit the fire on the periphery, and it may not be able to burn Kado's place."

Lai Wei waved his hand and said, "It's okay, before I left, I ordered the books on his shelf, and it should have turned into a sea of ​​flames by now."

"That's good. Now let's see what happens with Sasuke and Naruto." As soon as Sakura's worried voice fell, Sasuke and Naruto appeared in front of them in an instant.Sakura immediately rushed in front of the two, and asked eagerly, "Sasuke, Naruto, how are you doing, is there any problem?"

Naruto said with a smile: "It's okay! Everything is going well, but my hands hurt a little from pretending to be money."

Sasuke walked up to Raimi, looked him up and down carefully, and said, "Did you do it?"

"Why do you ask this as soon as you come back, you are so boring!" After hearing what Sasuke said, Kuimi immediately interrupted, "Where is our commission?"

Sasuke scolded with a smile: "Why did you ask this as soon as you came back? It's already taken away, you money-grubbing ghost!"

Laimi hooked Sasuke's arm with a smile, and said, "Okay, we should go back too, by the way, don't forget to walk lightly when you go back, don't let Kakashi find out, that person is cunning, Worst of all."

……

That night, the four of them were still caught by Kakashi, but fortunately, they had unified their caliber before them, and even confirmed Naruto's presence countless times.Therefore, when the four of them killed in unison and said that they just went to practice climbing trees secretly and did nothing bad, Kakashi had nothing to do with them, and in the end he could only let them go to sleep first.

On the second day, the news that Kado was buried in the flames was brought back by Father Dazna. The father happily said that in order to celebrate this great event, he must cook his best dishes for Lai Mi and the others, and also It is rare to ask his daughter-in-law to buy some wine and come back to celebrate with everyone.

Kakashi subconsciously thought that this matter must have something to do with Kumi, she was the one who clamored to assassinate Kado before, well, now that he is dead, no matter how you think about it, it is impossible to have nothing to do with her.

But when Kakashi wanted to have a heart-to-heart talk with Raimi, he was told by Sakura that Raimi had gone out alone early in the morning. When Wei came back, he would take good care of her - anyway, he could get out of bed, and it would not be easy to use force to deal with Wei Wei.

At this time, Laiwei is having a secret tryst with someone, and this person is the beauty who has helped them a lot.It's a pity that Lai Wei still hasn't remembered what the beauty's name is, and she hasn't asked specifically before, so when she saw the beauty for the first time, she said "beauty", which made the beauty's face change. It doesn't look so good anymore.

Lai Wei didn't pay much attention to the beauty's face, she took out a scroll from her body, handed it directly to the beauty, and said: "Hey, this is the reward that I promised you to protect Dazna in the future, and there are some scrolls in it. The house deed and the land deed should also be counted as part of the remuneration. Originally, I wanted to transfer these houses directly to your name, but firstly, I don’t know your name, and secondly, I’m on the cusp of the storm, and it’s a good thing for you to transfer these houses to your name. Not very good. Anyway, sooner or later it’s yours, you can live there if you want, and it’s not too late to write your name when you want to resell these properties after your salary is almost spent, anyway, these are yours Yes, you can do whatever you want."

Hearing Lai Wei's words, the beauty immediately laughed and said, "It's just a promise. I really didn't expect to get so much money in exchange."

Laiwei snorted, and said, "Don't you know? I bought you and will not kill you for the rest of my life. Anyway, you have taken my money, so you must help me protect Dazna, and don't even think about it. What's wrong with Dad."

Seeing Lai Wei's arrogant appearance, the beauty clenched the scroll in her hand and said softly, "Thank you."

Lai Wei waved his hand while turning around and said, "Protect your most important thing, don't be like me, wait until you lose it and then regret it. See you again, beauty."

Laiwei walked forward slowly with his head down, suddenly, a faint voice came from behind: "I'm not called Meiren, I'm called Bai."

Lai Wei smiled and didn't look back, hmph, pure men don't look back at explosions or wave goodbye to beautiful women. Although she is not a pure man, Lai Wei can be as cool as a pure man of.

After returning, the only thing waiting for the future is Kakashi's bitter face.

Kakashi frowned, not knowing who he was trying to scare: "Where have you been?"

Lai Wei said with a playful smile, "I'm saying goodbye to my beauty."

"Kado is dead." Kakashi squinted his eyes, not letting go of any subtle changes on Mirai's face, he wanted to see how good Mirai's acting skills were.

Immediately, the acting emperor pretended to be surprised and yelled: "Oh, God really opened his eyes, now we can finally go home, Kakashi, when are we going to go back to Konoha? You should be fine Well, I've been lying on the bed for so long, it's time to get up and move around."

"Laimi, you... well, forget it."

"Then can I go? If you have nothing to say, I will cook, so as not to save my father from making more dishes and causing harm to others!"

"You go, I want to eat saury grilled with salt." Kakashi waved his hand like a puppy, it really made people angry.

"Think good things about you!" Lai Mi made a face at Kakashi, and then ran out in a jump. When she reached the door, she suddenly turned around and said to Kakashi, " Kakashi, don't worry, I won't do anything to hurt Konoha, and I won't do anything to hurt you to disappoint you... because you are my brother, what is Obito? You are the one who is by my side, takes care of me, and is my brother. So, do you want to try to trust me like you used to? Even if it’s just a little bit slowly. You promised me at that time Carry me on your back, take me out to play, buy me a lot of delicious food, and treat me as good as my big cousin treats Sasuke. I don’t want these now, and I don’t want beautiful clothes. I just want you to trust me a little more, Believe that I am doing my best to become better and try to use my father's life to live well."

Kakashi quietly walked in front of Raimi, reached out to touch the top of Raimi's head, and said, "Silly girl, you've already endured it, and you're still crying, and you're so stupid, you're just like Obito. "

"..." Lai Wei felt that his tears were suffocated by the name of the elder brother in an instant, "Kakashi, you really can destroy the atmosphere, hmph, I don't bother to talk to you! Go see your little one!" Yellow book!"

"Huh?" Looking at the back of Lai Weiguo, Kakashi was a little confused, "Oh, it's really difficult for adolescent girls to understand."

The author has something to say: Note 1: The male god refers to Sakata Gintoki, who mentioned in the soul exchange chapter that he likes a flirtatious woman

In addition, regarding Nihai's old hanging tie and the triangle Trojan horse, in order to prevent harmony, I will not explain it. If you are interested, you can Google it yourself. The pictures are more convincing. Girls under the age of 18 should not be cheap, otherwise if you open a new What if the gate of the world is swollen?

PS The number of words in this chapter is to fill in the blanks for this week.

It's time for the Chunin exam for PSS~