[Hokage] Is this what people do? !

When intelligence commissioner Comrade Haruno Sakura went out to collect intelligence, Sasuke and Naruto were still struggling with the world's No. [-] BOSS, Mr. Gravity.

However, the goddess of victory seems to have returned to her hometown to get married recently. In just a few days, Naruto and Sasuke, as representatives of human beings, have fought countless battles with Mr. Gravity, but they have not won a single one.The more eager they are to taste the taste of victory, the harder they fall and the faster they fall.The only thing the teenagers can do in the past few days, other than wrestling, is to look up at the branch sadly at a 45-degree angle, and then curse in Japanese. , light wax,

As the "strongest" representative of mankind who has been favored by the goddess of victory and has been maliciously and ruthlessly played by the universe, this time, Laiwei finally has the opportunity to stand in front of others, eat melon seeds and watch a show without sympathy. What a scumbag character.

Lami imitated Kakashi's shameless appearance when he played the malevolent part of the universe in front of her before, and smiled as he looked at Naruto and Sasuke who had just fallen from the tree again, not to mention their dirty bodies and countless small wounds. , came a sentence without pain: "Don't give up, boys, if you give up now, the game will be over~"

Naruto lay on the ground panting, complaining, "Kuimi, you'll just stand there and say something sarcastic! Can't you tell us some tricks?"

Lai Mi shrugged his shoulders with a smile, and said briskly: "Calm down, Naruto, of course you will make a mistake if you are so nervous. Calm down and concentrate, and you will be able to do it naturally. This is what Kakashi said back then. He said it to me who was abused into a dog by him, and now I will give it to you who have not been abused into a dog by me."

"..."

Regarding the embarrassment of Mirai who happily haunts his surroundings and is keen to watch him make a fool of himself, the man's stupid self-esteem makes Sasuke feel a little bit bitter at this time-Sasuke has been trying every means to drive away Raimi, but every time he tries All ended in failure, so he asked for the nth time "why Lai Wei is still here" in order to indirectly remind her where to go and where to go, and not to be an eyesore here: "Lai Wei, are you free? "

"Didn't Kakashi send me to supervise you guys? Practice hard, don't talk nonsense, keep practicing until your body memorizes it~" Lai Wei said, and deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the word "body" , After listening to it, people always have the urge to burst their veins.

Naruto didn't have blue veins, he just extended from "Raimi has been busy recently" to being very dissatisfied with the recent eating conditions: "Ms. Kakashi obviously asked you to stay at Papa Datsuna's house and wait Cook for us to eat! Don’t try to quibble! It is because of your AWOL that we live in dire straits every day! Alas, the food cooked by Dazna is really not for human consumption, Lai Mi, I want to eat some of your cooking (note 1)."

Although Sasuke's face turned pale for a moment when Naruto mentioned the Dazna-style hell meal, he still pretended to calmly bring up another topic, so as to confirm their tongue and stomach from the side There are still a few more days to suffer: "How is Sakura's intelligence collection going?"

"About this," Lai Wei sighed, "First of all, this town is really poor. It's not an exaggeration for Papa Dazna to conceal the specific situation and pretend that it is a C-level task. He, and even the whole town I can't find anyone who can afford a B-rank mission, let alone an A-rank or S-rank mission."

"That's it, then we don't need to take money from daddy!" Needless to say, Konoha's conscience-spirited king, Naruto, began to sympathize again.

Facing the conscientious gentleman's starry eyes, Laiwei shook his head firmly and said, "No, we must accept this reward, and we must also accept a large sum."

Naruto pouted his lips immediately after hearing Lai Mi's words, and loudly yelled his dissatisfaction with Lai Mi's greed for money and lack of love: "How can you do this in Lai Mi, aren't you calling fire and robbery?" !? I don't remember me or anyone else ever teaching you that!"

"...Are you my mother? Why do you speak in a mother's tone!"

Sasuke ignored Naruto who was having a blast, and continued to ask calmly, "Is there any other information?"

"Judging from the current situation, it is impossible to complete the construction of Uncle Dazna's bridge in less than ten or eight years. Moreover, the premise is that Dad was not assassinated or died of overwork. When you can work more than twelve hours a day.” This is still a relatively optimistic result, who knows if there will be any miracles unfolding in a few years.

Although in the eyes of the future, this is still a relatively optimistic result, but in the eyes of Naruto, this is a complete tragedy. He couldn't even care about the life with the future, and began to ask the reason loudly : "Why? How could this happen!?"

"Those people must be afraid." Sasuke stared at the distance, and said with a slight sarcasm in his tone.

Laiwei nodded helplessly, and said: "Others are afraid of being targeted by Kaduo, and then their wives and children will be scattered and their families will be destroyed, so now only Dad is still working on the bridge. Although everyone I know how much benefit the bridge repair will bring to everyone's life, but no matter how great the benefit is, no one is willing to trade their own life for this benefit. There is nothing incomprehensible about this, it is human nature After all, you have to live to enjoy these benefits, and if you die, you will have nothing."

This time, Naruto fell silent.He got up from the ground, patted the dust on his body, bent down to pick up the kunai that fell aside, and started the next challenge to Mr. Gravity.Sasuke glanced at Kumi, then turned around and joined the battle.

Then it's time to witness the miracle.

The two people who were still climbing up little by little before, suddenly made rapid progress this time. After two or three attempts, both of them successfully climbed up. A handstand with no flaws is exactly what they gave the world's first The strongest nirvana of BOSS gravity! #Newton Hello, Newton Goodbye#

Naruto, who jumped down from the tree a few steps, looked at the future with unprecedented seriousness in his eyes. He said: "What are you waiting for? We have mastered the skill of climbing trees. It is time to kill There are too many cards."

"Don't worry," Lai Wei patted Naruto's shoulder and said, "Before that, I still need to find someone."

"Who?"

Lai Wei touched his chin, smiled treacherously and said, "A beauty."

Although Laiwei's words made some monks of Zhang Er feel puzzled, Naruto held back the doubts in his heart and urged: "Then hurry up and find it!"

Laiwei rolled his eyes at Naruto and said, "Oh, if I can find that beauty so easily, would I still bask in the sun with you every day? You idiot!"

"Oh..." Naruto, who was scolded as a "stupid", instantly languished, and that pitiful little guy even drooped his tail that had been dangling before (?).

I can't see him dying like this the most, Lai Wei sighed and said, "Don't put on a pitiful look of being bullied by me, it will make me feel guilty...Okay, let me first Go back and see what else is in the kitchen, see how much progress you have made today, why don't you add a meal to the head office?"

Naruto's face immediately turned from cloudy to sunny, not only that, but he pushed his nose up and said, "Then can I order food?"

Sasuke glanced at Raimi's expression, and warned Naruto, "Don't push yourself too far!"

Naruto immediately put a high hat on Lai Wei with a smile: "That's fine, anyway, I like to eat whatever Lai Wei does!"

Lai Wei felt that the sun must be too bright today, that's why she accidentally had hallucinations. Somehow, she actually saw the scene of a cute big dog wagging its tail desperately at her... Is it swollen to feel that my stupid golden retriever can be taken away by others?It's too easy to coax!

Lai Wei shook his head, trying to get this thought out of his mind.But after such a short time, the big dog couldn't wait anymore. "Laimi, why don't you leave?"

"...Let's go now."

……

It was already an hour later when Raimi walked back with a bento full of soup omelet and plum rice balls.The kitchen has been ruined by Dad Dazina these days, and there is nothing left at this time, so I just found a few eggs and some leftovers and made something casually, just enough to fill my stomach.However, Lai Wei is still very confident in her cooking skills. She believes that this overly simple bento must be much more delicious than the so-called "luxury miscellaneous boiled" by Dad Dazina, which is really "miscellaneous". Boil it, and no matter what comes out of the bowl, it won't surprise anyone.Lai Mi won't tell you that she once took out a soy sauce bottle cap from it.

When Mirai walked briskly in the woods, she didn't need to worry about the possibility of getting lost, because she could faintly hear the bluffing Naruto talking to others within a short walk .

Laiwei couldn't help smiling, and continued to follow the sound, and then, she realized that something was wrong.

At first, Lai Mi thought it was Naruto and Sasuke yelling about who was the number one again, because Naruto's voice was very loud, but the other person's voice was a little hard to hear, which made it hard to understand. She mistakenly thought that Sasuke started pretending to be cool again and didn't want to talk to Naruto.Unexpectedly, when she got closer, she found that she had indeed heard another voice, but it belonged to the masked man who had taken away before.

Lai Wei was surprised for a moment, but she reacted quickly, she jumped up the tree quietly, and through the cover of the leaves, she finally saw the masked man's true face...

Wow, it turns out that the masked person is the beauty that has always existed in my impression.Thinking about it this way, Kumi seems to have remembered that the beauty died in the same way as the goddess Rin—both of them were stabbed by Kakashi's Rachel voluntarily in order to protect important things.

Having said that, I always feel that from a moral point of view, Kumi should lend Kakashi a shoulder to lean on.Not everyone can be so coincidentally turned into a tool that others use to sacrifice themselves to protect important things, but Kakashi has encountered it twice in his lifetime, and once accidentally triggered the fourth ninja war... ...Alas, this is life!

However, if the beauty still has important things that she wants to protect, it can be regarded as a good thing for the present and the future. Laiwei is not afraid of others being affectionate, but afraid of others being unintentional.

So, after the beauty and Naruto finished their conversation and left alone, Laimi immediately followed behind him—tsk tsk, it looks like a person with full skills of idiots, needless to say, it must be produced by Uchiha .

This time, Lai Mi did not try to hide his idiot behavior, so, without a doubt, when Lai Mi walked out of Naruto's sight and hearing range with the beauty, she walked quietly in front and only gave Lai Mi a weak back The beauty suddenly turned around, looked at the place where Lai Wei was hiding, and said, "Why do you keep following me?"

What Laiwei waited for was the other party's initiative to speak, so she walked out leisurely, with a friendly smile on her face, and replied: "That's right, I accidentally overheard the conversation between you and Naruto just now, and thought you Some words are really interesting, so I want to have a good talk with you about how to protect what is most important to me."

The beauty tilted her head slightly, her doubtful eyes revealed dazzling beauty: "Oh?"

"Indeed, as you said, once a person has something important to protect, he will become unimaginably strong, so strong that even if he dies for him, he will not blink his eyes, because he feels He is a more important existence than my own life." Seeing that the beauty's expression became softer because of her words, Lai Wei thought that if he had such a reaction, his plan was half completed, so , She continued to insist, "However, if I am the only one in this world who thinks this way, and only I can see through his strong appearance to see through his hidden kindness, if I die for him one day, no one will continue What should I do to protect him?"

"What on earth do you want to tell me?" The beauty suddenly became defensive, and he looked at the future fixedly, as if he wanted to see from the smile in the future that she wanted to use himself to hurt Mr. Zabuzhan's plot, Regarding this, Laiwei can only say that beauty, you really think too much - if you want to do it long ago, will you wait until now?

"You don't have to look at me so defensively, beauty, I just want to tell you a story, a tragic story that will happen if you choose the wrong option today." Then, Lai Wei continued pretending to be mysterious Said, "Let's imagine that someone hires you to kill people, but a group of extremely handsome guys suddenly fall from the sky and block your actions, and one of the guys who is said to be so handsome that he wants to disfigure his face is very strong, strong enough to hurt you!" The most important person in your heart. Therefore, in order to save the person who is very important to you, you choose to die on his behalf without hesitation—I believe you will indeed do this for him. But you suddenly Death makes that person discover something that he has been neglecting all this time. Losing you really makes him very sad and regretful. Although you work for your employer for money, your employer doesn't care about it. How many times did you go through life and death for him before, insulting your corpse and wanting to get rid of him, and not long after you died, he died because of it. You see, in fact, under your protection, he is nothing more than It's just a few minutes longer than you. If you die, no one will be able to protect him."

The beauty's complexion was unprecedentedly ugly, he bit his lip and said: "...I don't understand what you are talking about, goodbye." After the beauty finished speaking, she turned around and wanted to leave.

Laiwei quickly chased after her, but what was waiting for her was Qianben, which the beauty suddenly pulled out from his sleeve. "Don't force me to kill you!"

Laiwei looked at Qianben stuck in his throat, swallowed, and said, "Relax, beauty, I really just want a guarantee from you. Listen to me, I will find a way to get you back Zhan can get rid of Kado first before getting out of bed. If Kado dies, no one will pay you any more. So, will you continue to embarrass Dazna? Although Dad never keeps his mouth shut De, cooking is still super unpalatable, but it's not so unpalatable that he would die, so..."

The beauty clenched Qianben in her hand, stared fixedly into Laiwei's eyes, and said, "Kado is not the only one in the Kaduo Group, there are other people who are willing to pay this fee. The completion of the bridge is not just Kaduo a person's rights."

After hearing the beauty's words, Lai Mi laughed first: "If it's just money, it's very simple. Well, I will pay you a higher reward and let you deal with those who want to give this order." How about it, people? As long as you spare Darzna and those who built the bridge."

After hearing what Kumi said, the beauty seemed to relax a little: "If we let Dazna go, will you, Hatake Kakashi let us go?"

Lai Wei stretched out his hand and slowly pushed the beauty's Qianben away from his throat, saying: "Our task is only to protect Dazna, if you don't continue to assassinate him, what reason do we have to fight you to the death? What? I'm a ninja, not a samurai, so I won't trade at a loss."

The beauty must have been overwhelmed by Lai Wei's sincere eyes, he pondered for a while, then slowly said: "...I will consider it."

"Please think about it quickly, it should be over soon if you don't cut it, we are running out of time."

"I still don't understand how you recognized me."

"Probably this is the benefit of voice control. It is always easier to tell who is speaking than other people."

The beauty nodded, and said with some uncertainty: "The last question, why did you come to me? Are you not afraid that I will kill you?"

"Because I know you have a kind heart." Faced with the beauty's puzzled gaze, Laimi smiled and added, "You had a chance to kill Naruto before, didn't you?"

The author has something to say: Note 1: Boiled Point: It is a boiled product. The most popular ingredients are radish and eggs, but depending on the region, the ingredients used to make boiled point will also vary.For example, squid or beef tendons are served in the Kansai area, shellfish or wild vegetables are preferred in northern Japan, and pig's trotters are preferred in the Okinawa area.The soup will also change according to the region, the Kanto is rich, and the Kansai is light.Seasonings are also used, usually wasabi puree, but also miso paste or ginger soy sauce.