I Rely on Beauty to Stabilize the Country

On the river, a small boat swayed with the waves.

Xue Yuan stood at the bow of the boat with gloomy eyes. Behind him, Chang Yuyan, the son of Shaoqing of Dali Temple, was leisurely thinking about himself. Looking at his ruthless appearance, he said with a smile: "It turns out that what your brother-in-law got was not an epidemic disease. ?”

The corners of Xue Yuan's lips curled up, and he smiled gently, "Yuyan, what do you call this? He played tricks on my mother. I almost killed him when I returned home today."

Chang Yuyan laughed loudly, "Your father was also fined for his salary, and your father and you were scolded by the Holy One in front of all the officials."

Xue Yuan's smile deepened, "That's right, he practiced against me when he returned home, and asked me to find a chance to admit my mistake to the little emperor next time."

Chang Yuyan sneered.

This guy Xue Yuan looks like a dog, but his temper is even more brutal than a dog, with a gentlemanly smile on his face, he may be thinking of something vicious and depraved.

This man is bold and has no rules or virtues. If General Xue didn't pay close attention, Xue Yuan would really be able to cut off his concubine brother and throw him out to feed the wolves. He is not afraid of others' criticism and moral scolding.

The son of a great general turned out to be a bandit leader.

Chang Yu said: "You should live in peace, there are many people in the capital who are targeting you."

"I can be called a murderer in a busy city by riding a horse," Xue Yuan said, "I will set up a Jingguan in front of their door the other day, and let them know what is called a murderer."

"You can't pile it up even if you want to. This is not a battlefield. How can you pile up so many heads into a mountain?" Chang Yuyan poured himself another glass of fine wine, half lying on the wooden board, and recited a poem, "He Ye Luo's skirt was cut in one color, and the hibiscus was opened to both sides of the face. I couldn't see it in the pool, but I felt someone coming when I heard the song.②"

Xue Yuan said: "Where are the lotus leaves? The lotus leaves will not bloom here."

Chang Yu said: "Although there are no lotus leaves, I can see lotus noodles."

He pointed to a handkerchief floating not far from the boat, "If I'm not mistaken, the handkerchief should be embroidered with a picture of a lady."

Xue Yuan picked up the paddle and picked up the handkerchief. The handkerchief was silky and smooth, and it didn't stick to hands when wet. Xue Yuan squinted his eyes, and smiled meaningfully after seeing the pattern on it.

Chang Yuyan asked curiously, "Is it a picture of a lady?"

"No," Xue Yuan laughed piercingly, "it's the Dragon Pattern Picture."

Gu Yuanbai, who was reviewing the memorial, suddenly felt a chill down his back.

He frowned, and the people around him replaced the hand stove in time and brought hot tea, which heated up the brazier in the hall even more.This temperature is already very hot for a healthy person, and the maids and eunuchs in the palace were sweating lightly, but Gu Yuanbai felt that this temperature was just right.

He tightened his grip on the beautifully carved hand stove, swiped the brush, got up after approving the last memorial, and asked someone to clean up the table.

The little emperor is physically weak, and looks like he is not as weak as a crown. Gu Yuanbai wanted to masturbate several times to satisfy the man's physical needs, but every time he looked at the pink, tender and sparse hair, it disappeared. appetite.

The color and shape are pretty, clean, and even exquisite.But putting it on Gu Yuanbai himself, this is a blatant blow to his masculine self-esteem.

It's so tender that it turns red when you touch it, and it will wither if you feel it.

Gu Yuanbai stood by the window and sighed deeply.

Tian Fusheng was sent out by Gu Yuanbai, accompanied by a little eunuch, the little eunuch cautiously said: "What's bothering you, Your Majesty?"

Just as Gu Yuanbai was about to speak, he heard a commotion outside the palace. He frowned, "What happened outside?"

As soon as the words fell, someone ran in to report: "My lord, an assassin has been captured outside."

Gu Yuanbai's complexion darkened suddenly, and the one who was even darker than him was the chief guard standing by.

After approving the memorial, the sky had already darkened. The assassin was dressed in black, and his movements were strange. If the inner court had not been cleaned by Gu Yuanbai, and the imperial guards and imperial guards were diligent, they might not have found him.

Gu Yuanbai sat behind the desk, his voice was like the cold wind of the twelfth lunar month, "Who sent you here?"

The assassin was pressed to the ground with his face on the ground, crying and crying: "Who would send a flower picker to be an assassin? Holy Master Mingjian, the little one was blinded by lust and courage, so he entered the palace with the courage Want to see it."

Gu Yuanbai: "Plucking flowers to my palace? Which flower in my palace did you take a fancy to?"

The Holy Majesty's tone was serious, there are no concubines in the palace, the only ones who can be called "flowers" are the maids of the Ouchi.

The assassin tried his best to glance in the direction of the emperor. The young emperor was so angry that his lips were blood red, his earballs were also bloodshot, his eyes were filled with ice and anger, and there were scenery everywhere, which made people dazzled. Don't want to miss it.

The assassin opened his mouth wide and looked at the Holy Majesty in shock, his face flushed suddenly, he lowered his head and didn't reply.

The head guard stepped forward fiercely and kicked the assassin hard.The assassin let out a muffled grunt, and suddenly overturned several guards who were suppressing him, and was crushed by more people in an instant.

The bright yellow dragon boots appeared in front of his eyes, Gu Yuanbai raised his foot to lift up the assassin's face, if there was no blood on this face, it would be handsome and handsome, with bright eyes and good eyes, it is the face of a nobleman.

The assassin blinked away the blood around his eyes, and looked up at the Holy Majesty intently. When he got closer, the slender wrists of the Holy Majesty were in his eyes. He said sincerely: "My Majesty, the grass people are really just temporarily blinded by lust."

The corner of Sheng Shang's lips curled slightly, "Do you believe me?"

Every part is like jade, even more noble than jade, the skin and flesh that has been pampered, the sweat that flows out is probably fragrant.

The assassin felt an itch in his heart, and felt that the dragon boots that lifted his chin were very fragrant, and argued: "I saw you outside the palace, I didn't expect you to enter the palace, and I didn't expect you to be the Holy One."

Gu Yuanbai looked down at him, sneered for a while, and said, "Put him into a prison and have a good interrogation."

The guards pulled the man out, the assassin was still smiling, his eyes wandering around the hall, but his eyes never left the Holy Majesty.

Gu Yuanbai coughed a few times and looked at his smiling face coldly.

The people were dragged down, and the chief guard took the lead and knelt down in front of Gu Yuanbai. Gu Yuanbai glanced at them, but refused to let them get up. After a while, he calmly said, "This is not an example."

The dignified mansion actually let such a thief rush to the front of the Xuanzheng Hall.

Are all the guards in the palace trash!

The assassin's humiliation was full of nonsense, and Gu Yuanbai thought a lot about who could have sent him, but at this moment his mind ached again.

He rubbed his forehead, frowned slightly, opened his eyes and saw Zhang Xu, the head of the guard, looking at him, Gu Yuanbai frowned: "What's wrong?"

The chief guard bowed his head in shame: "My lord, I won't let this happen again."

"Go and find out what's wrong with it," Gu Yuanbai said coldly, "I want to see who left him a dog hole!"

The chief guard retreated, Tian Fusheng looked at the face of the saint, and persuaded: "My lord, it's time to eat."

After persuading him for a while, Gu Yuanbai reluctantly nodded and asked him to pass on the meal. After a while, a table of delicacies from mountains and seas was placed in front of Gu Yuanbai.

But no matter how delicious something is, you will get tired of eating it for three years.Gu Yuanbai had no appetite at first, so he didn't want to move after moving his chopsticks. He couldn't help but think of a series of delicacies such as tomato scrambled eggs, hot pot barbecue, hamburger and cola.

Especially tomatoes, Gu Yuanbai actually had no feelings for tomatoes before, but after a few years, he has almost become obsessed with tomatoes.Thinking of the sweet and sour taste makes him greedy, but tomatoes were only introduced to China in the Ming Dynasty, and now he is so greedy that he can't eat this red fruit.

Gu Yuan couldn't stop at the thought of eating, and Gu Yuan's anger disappeared, and now he is only greedy.There is no chili in Daheng Dynasty now, and the spicy flavors in the dishes are mostly mixed with pepper, cornel, ginger, mustard, Fuliu and other spicy seasonings. This body is weak and cannot eat spicy food. Gu Yuanbai three Over the years, it is rare to encounter spicy taste.

Thinking about the various foods in his mind, Gu Yuanbai pondered for a while, and then summoned someone to give him detailed instructions, asking him to go to the imperial dining room to make a bowl of noodles with fried sauce as he said.

After a while, a bowl of noodles sprinkled with sauce was placed in front of Gu Yuanbai. It was dotted with shallots and had a lingering fragrance. In the mouth, the aroma is tangy, and the appetite is hooked up.

Gu Yuanbai ate a bowl of noodles cleanly, and was satisfied after the meal. Looking at the delicacies of the mountains and seas on the previous table, Gu Yuanbai moved his fingers and lazily ordered: "Let someone make another one." The bowl of noodles, together with the lotus duck stick and the golden silk belly soup, will be rewarded to General Xue."

"Yes."

General Xue personally took the food reward from the palace, and the eunuch sent to deliver the food smiled and said: "General Xue is in the emperor's heart, and the Holy Majesty also remembers the general when he eats. There is also a bowl of pasta in the box, which is for the Holy Majesty tonight. Let the imperial dining room ponder over the new food, and specially ask the little one to send a bowl to the general to try it out."

General Xue's eyes were moved, and he said in a deep voice: "The emperor's kindness is great, and I thank you for remembering it."

The eunuch smiled in satisfaction, then took his leave and left.

That night, Xue Mansion.

The two dishes rewarded by the Holy Majesty were placed in the middle, and the bowl of noodles was brought in front of him by General Xue.General Xue carefully tossed the dough that had been battered into a ball, and tasted the first mouthful respectfully.

The old lady looked at him with a smile, "We can't waste even a sip of what the Holy Majesty bestows on us. If you don't mind today, Brother Lin can also drink some wine."

Nono Ying, the second son of Xue, saw General Xue lift up his chopsticks, so he also lifted up his chopsticks and stretched them towards the dish in the middle. Halfway through, he was hit on the back of his hand with his chopsticks by Xue Yuan, who was half-smiling, "I'll let you eat it." ?"

A red mark instantly swelled up on Second Master Xue's hand. He looked at the elders in humiliation, but the old lady and General Xue didn't seem to see it. dishes, turned to a plate of green vegetables next to it.

Xue Yuan changed his pair of chopsticks, looked at the two dishes in the middle, took a sip, and said, "Punch a board and give a date, General Xue, the emperor is using you as a dog training."

"Then you are the son of a dog." General Xue said loudly.

Xue Yuan didn't bother arguing with him, and just ate the imperial food in the palace, and halfway through eating, he suddenly said, "The Lantern Festival banquet will be in a few days, and I will enter the palace with you at that time."

General Xue looked at him suspiciously, and warned: "Don't try to do anything to embarrass me."

Xue Yuan evoked a polite smirk, he took out the emperor's handkerchief to wipe the dirty dust on the shoes, then threw it on the soles of his feet and stomped it a few times, saying: "How could that be."

The weak emperor scolded him so harshly in front of all the officials, how dare he do anything out of line again?

The author has something to say: ① Jingguan, in ancient times, to show off martial arts, gathered the corpses of the enemy, and sealed the high mound with soil. The enemy's head was built into a mountain. If you are interested, you can search it.

②Wang Changling's "Plucking Lotus Song".