Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

It's still the same old beginning.

——The development of things was very simple at the beginning.

The cause is nothing more than a real haunted house full of evil spirits.

After passing through the paper human head that suddenly opened its eyes, the ghost that couldn't be suppressed by the coffin boards, the eyeballs rolling around, and the web bride who caught Spiderman in the net, Roseanne and her party finally entered the final stage.

However, the end point - is often the place that can bring people the most surprises.

Under the dim light, a group of people walked slowly towards the cellar.This section of stairs is very long and very narrow, and only one person can pass through. ——In short, it is a very standard horror movie scene setting.

Hawkeye, who was walking in the front, still couldn't help complaining to Tony in a low voice after groping for a while: "I didn't expect you to like this design of the tin can. I thought you would like the high-tech atmosphere of the building." style."

"I don't like the design," Tony replied casually, "I've never even been here."

"...Wait, isn't this your house?!"

"Yes, but I only lived there once." Tony recalled a moment before continuing, "Because I passed by here late at night and needed a rest, but there was no hotel nearby, so I just bought this house and lived there for a while." Night."

"..." This breath-taking style of generosity is indeed Tony Stark's style.

After Barton rolled his eyes silently, he raised his voice and said to Roseanne: "Little Rose, have you seen what Tie Can said just now, you must remember to emphasize it more when editing the video, so that everyone can understand The wickedness of the rich."

"...I think everyone has already understood it very well." Peter said in a low voice.

Even a "centenarian" like the captain who has been disconnected from the Internet for decades, has already witnessed Mr. Stark's money-making ability in person, right?

Barton choked on Peter's completely unconscious 'hate' from his heart. He hadn't figured out how to respond when he saw Tony give Peter a thumbs up gesture of 'well done'.

Hawkeye: I suspect I'm being targeted, but I have no proof.

Before a group of people could reach a conclusion on the topic of "how to edit this recording and broadcasting video", a head suddenly protruded from the ceiling, Hannya looked at the group of humans with a smile, and cast the spell that had been prepared long ago to the group of humans. They threw it, "surprise!"

The little onmyoji raised her hands instinctively to control those unfamiliar spells with unknown effects, but just as she raised her wrist, she suddenly realized something was wrong.

The spell is just a cover.

What really works is the magic circle under the feet of several humans—and of course Thor, the son of God.

"A magic circle that can exchange souls for a whole day." After the four of them fell down one after another, Hannya looked at Rosanna with a smile, "How about it? Are we very powerful?"

It is indeed very powerful.This is a completely unfamiliar magic circle, even the little onmyoji doesn't know where these monsters came from.

The victims of this surprise were four humans, and Rosanna was carefully discharged by the shikigami. ——They don't allow their master Onmyoji to appear in other people's bodies! !Also do not allow other human souls to occupy the body of your own adults! !

Don't even think about it!dream!Bah bah bah!

Rosanna checked the current situation of the four people one by one, and after making sure that they had no problems, her first reaction was: "...I think our recording and broadcasting this time is destined not to be broadcast."

This... is ghosts and ghosts again, and soul exchange...

Is this kind of thing really broadcast? ?

After thinking about this matter for a while, Little Rose looked at Prajna and asked, "Why do I think you are not building a haunted house this time, but targeting them?"

"How come? How could we target them? We are so obedient and obedient!" Shikigami sent Prajna to the stage after careful consideration.For example, now, except for Hannya, there are probably very few monsters who can smile harmlessly and coquettishly, and tell completely false lies without blinking an eye.

Ah!Humanity!In the past, it was enough for them to compete with each other among Shikigami for Master Onmyoji, but now they have to add this group of humans!snort!

After acting like a spoiled child, Banruo soon began to pitifully sell her misfortune to seek justice: "And it's only a day's change! My lord, when you turned into a cat before, there was still more than one day left!"

"..." Before Little Rose could continue to say something, the four fallen people had already woken up one after another.

It's just...they're not them anymore.Tony and Barton switched bodies, and Peter and Thor switched bodies.And each of them is silently stroking their abdominal muscles or stomach...

After hearing Rosanna's apologetic explanation, Barton, who was staying in Tony's body, suddenly became excited, "Wow? Really?"

Hawkeye excitedly raised his hand and rubbed his face, and sure enough he touched the familiar mustache, "Then I have a big thing to do!"

Seeing Barton's expression, Tony instantly had a bad feeling, "...I warn you not to do anything weird with my body—"

"Long live the cookie! The world's number one cookie!!" Big revenge! !To have you ever challenge me with a donut! !hehe!

…Tony watched [himself] say such words with such an expression that he didn't want to be beaten, and he almost had the urge to hold the cannon in his palm.

"If you say anything weird with my face again," Tony threatened Barton, "I'll use your body to dance off right now."

"..." Hearing what Tony said, Hawkeye also grabbed his own collar instantly, and the shirt collar of the rich man with a moustache and the exquisite collar button was instantly crumpled. "Don't you think I can't!"

"Of course you can," Tony shrugged indifferently, "I don't mind anyway."

"By the way, you can also check my recent fitness results," Tony raised his eyebrows at Little Rose as he said, "Let's see how it goes."

Barton silently put down his hand, "...you are cruel."

These two people exchanged souls, at most they complained about each other; but Peter and Thor...

Peter, who was wearing Thor's tough guy face, looked at [himself] on the opposite side without tears, "I promised Aunt Mei that I would go home today!! What should I do now!"

"It's okay." Thor raised his hand and scratched his hair unconsciously. "It's just a day. I'll pretend to be you."

"Don't forget," Thor assured Peter confidently, "the god of lies is my brother."

"Such a small matter, I will definitely be able to complete it smoothly."

Little Rose opened her mouth and tried to speak, but she silently closed her mouth under Thor's confident aura, and only complained in her heart: "You use Loki as the basis for speaking, Rocky Does he know?"

Of course Loki didn't know.Just like Thor didn't know that he would cause such a big 'disaster' in Peter's house.

At first, Thor just volunteered to prepare dinner after seeing Aunt May's tired appearance.

And then—just when Aunt Mei was feeling extremely relieved, she saw the firelight indistinctly through the frosted glass door of the kitchen. ——How to describe this kind of fire?

Volcanic eruptions and alchemy failures are nothing more than that.

Aunt Mei, whose smile was fading away, quickly knocked on the kitchen door, and found the room full of black smoke, and Peter, whose whole body was about to be blackened.

"...well," May watched [Peter] silently for a moment, "did you bake yourself in the kitchen?"

Mei poked her head and glanced at the kitchen, which was almost becoming a ruin, and tried her best to choose her words, "Or... are you secretly smelting iron in the kitchen, planning to make a suit of the same style as Iron Man?"

"...No," Thor silently brought the plate in his hand to Mei's eyes, "I'm studying a dish."

"Charcoal-grilled oysters." - Raytheon just ate in the mansion yesterday.

Hearing what [Peter] said, Mei lowered her head and stared at the mosaic-like object in the opponent's hand for two seconds, and said with difficulty: "So this is charcoal grilled oysters that use carbon?" —— Refined a piece of carbon in the kitchen by yourself?Is her child's brain circuit really okay? ?

"...This is an oyster!!" Thunder God, who was frustrated with his self-esteem, replied in a voice that almost broke the sound, but unfortunately he calmed down silently after two seconds, "It's just a little bit mushy..."

"A little bit? That's all?" Mei looked at [Peter] with a complicated expression, "Are you sure?"

Thor, who was wearing Peter's shell, forced a smile, and before Mei could react, he forced the charcoal-looking oyster into his mouth and took a bite, "Sure, look, it tastes good... "

"...If you find it unpalatable, you can actually spit it out now." After being silent for two seconds, Mei quickly persuaded the other party.

"How come—" [Peter] pulled out a smile that was uglier than crying, and started within two seconds, "Ugh..."

Thor swears that he really isn't trying to ruin Peter's image.

How did he know that although the food in the atrium is delicious, it is so difficult to make! !

——So is this the reason why people in Asgard have been eating poorly?In fact, all the people in God's Domain are hidden kitchen killers? !

However, this wasn't the only time Thor felt devastated after the soul swap.

...After nearly blowing up Peter's kitchen, Thor has a second meltdown soon after.

—Thor took an exam instead of Peter.

In fact, Peter once persuaded Thor to let Thor give up taking this exam.But he was rejected by Thor righteously.

"The warriors of Asgard are never afraid of any challenge!" Thor patted Peter - that is, the shoulder of his own body - confidently and said, "Don't worry! It's just a simple exam! I will definitely return with victory!"

Thor, who was full of confidence, didn't notice that after he finished speaking, Peter, Rosanna and others fell on him with hesitant eyes.

Obviously, Thor, who has never experienced the life of learning on Earth, does not know what he is facing.

And this incident also taught him a sufficient lesson.

Ten minutes after entering the examination room, Thor felt the wind was messy and extremely regretful.

The middle school students are so pitiful...

Why can he understand these words separately, but can't understand them together...

Thor even felt that he would rather be on the front line of the battlefield and be stabbed by Loki than doing the paper.

As Thor said before: The warriors of Asgard never back down!

...but sometimes you have to learn to preserve your strength.

Now is a perfect example: After half an hour of staring at the test paper, Thor finally couldn't help using his 'old trick' - pretending to be sick.

however--

The teacher rubbed his ears, and firmly rejected Thor's request to withdraw from the exam, "The voice is so energetic, it's like thunder, how could it be sick? Go back and do the questions."

"..." Is it my fault for speaking loudly?

I suspect I'm being targeted!And I have proof!

The man with even more evidence is Peter Parker himself.

After the 24-hour soul swap experience ended, Peter, whose soul returned to normal, silently looked at the zero-point test paper that had just been handed out, feeling that he was the biggest victim of this soul swap event QAQ

Not only was the kitchen bombed, the culinary style review was killed, but he also had a zero-point test paper.

But what did Peter Parker do wrong again! ! QAQ!

The author has something to say: Thor is not the only one who grilled oysters, but also me...

Why is there baked potato chips in the tutorial, but all I made are carbon QAQ! !

Tomorrow I will start to update the extra episode of the IF line. For example, in the original plot, Jason & Sherlock, who were set to die, travel to the A world belonging to Little Rose~

These two are currently selected, if there are little angels who want to nominate others, they can leave a comment and let me think about it~ Chirp Mi Chirp Mi!