Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

When I think of you, I'm—ahhhhh!There is a ghost! !

Everyone knows that Tony Stark has always been a very practical man.He always thinks of more things than ordinary people, and whenever he thinks of a good idea, he will do it immediately.

Of course, this speed is not only because Tony himself has super practical ability and planning ability, but also a very important factor:

That is rich!Throw money!Use money to solve all the troubles that are not there!

— may be referred to simply as bulldozing problem solving.

This time the haunted house planning perfectly demonstrated this feature of Tony.

He really did what he said, and persuaded the shikigami of the little onmyoji to prepare a well-designed haunted house before Roseanne's live broadcast.And also enthusiastically trying to Amway others to experience this careful preparation of myself.

...I have to say that sometimes once human beings become naive, the desire to win and lose will really become very strong...

When Rosanna saw the haunted house that was prepared at a high speed, she fell into a moment of silence, "Sometimes I think human beings are really brave."

Can her human tenants wake up!This is not some horror-themed adventure that the staff deliberately made a fuss about, this is a real haunted house!It's all ghosts!The kind with no one alive! !Other haunted houses might comfort guests if they accidentally scare their guests too much; but what about this haunted house?

Even if the "guest" is accidentally scared to death inside, it is estimated that they will only send a sign of "new employee" to the other party, and then directly let the other party join this real haunted house full of evil spirits...

Haunted house from entry to entry to entry. ...it was truly a joyous experience.

While thinking this way, the little onmyoji thought deeply: Why does she always feel that her shikigami are like black shop employees?

Although Little Rose was full of worries about the haunted house project, but at the insistence of her human tenants, she finally agreed to their proposal.

——Of course, considering the audience’s psychological endurance, this live broadcast has been changed to recording, and the recording content will be coded or high-energy warning will be provided by the smart housekeeper.

When accepting this task, the smart housekeeper can only silently rejoice that he does not have an emotional block similar to [fear], and does not need and will not generate data flow fluctuations for this.

Those who participated in this haunted house adventure include: Tony Stark, who was stimulated by the secret room of the haunted house recorded by Roseanne and Donnie in that episode, and Hawkeye Patton, who is always on the front line of eating melons because of curiosity. , Thor, who was tricked by Loki, and Peter Parker, who was only going to watch but was dragged in by Tony to 'take shares'.

—and, of course, Rosanna.

Although the little onmyoji didn't want to experience a haunted house, she participated in this project just to ensure that her human tenants can come out safely...

Before walking into the haunted house, Tony said to Roseanne very firmly and proudly: "I have prepared sufficient theoretical materials, The Shining, Silent Hill, Horror Cruise... In short, I have already prepared all these famous horror-themed movies. Revisited it."

Everyone knows that Tony Stark has a brain that can be called a national treasure. He can master a new subject that he has never touched before overnight.Rosana also trusts his brain very much, but...

"Uh," Little Rose said hesitantly, "but these European horror and ghost themes, and oriental ghosts, should be two completely different systems..."

"..." Miscalculated.

So under Hawkeye's undisguised laughter and Peter's suppressed laughter, a group of people started today's haunted house tour.

Because in order to avoid spoilers spoiling the effect, after Tony provided a villa to the shikigami, he never came here again.

Tony didn't know what the monsters had 'reformed' the mansion he bought at the beginning until he opened the door with everyone.

From the tens of thousands of dollars worth of chandeliers to the wooden floor they are stepping on, almost every corner that the eyes can see... is covered with cobwebs and dust.

These scenes and details fall in the eyes of other people, representing the meaning of "old" and "no human beings have walked for a long time".

But when Rosanna and Peter saw this...

The little onmyoji just wanted to ask his bride, how long did it take for the spider silk to become so densely entangled.

And Peter, who had been autistic for a long time, silently raised his hand to cover his throat, as if he had returned to the pitiful experience that he would spin silk whenever he opened his mouth.

Compared with them, Tony, who had no psychological pressure at all, turned his eyes and saw a bookcase facing the door.

Compared to other places on the scene that were about to be submerged in cobwebs, this bookcase can be called neat and clean. After Tony glanced at it, he said to Rosanna with certainty: "I know, based on my research experience, this kind of place There must be something wrong."

It seemed that there was nothing wrong with the movement of Tony speaking.

But... Tony has Hawkeye on his left and Thor on his right.He just ignored his two teammates on the left and right, turned his head very directly and only looked at Little Rose talking...

This hurts my self-esteem a bit.

Barton, who was persecuted again, pretended to be heartbroken and clutched his heart, murmured and complained for a while, then raised his hand and opened the bookcase very simply, "If you have any problems, just open it and have a look--?! ?!"

The moment the wooden bookcase was opened, the camera and several people present saw a human head placed in the bookcase.

It was a woman's head, her eyes were closed tightly, her lips were slightly opened, as if alive, as if she would stick out her tongue or open her eyes at any time.

After the atmosphere condensed for a moment, Barton breathed a sigh of relief, he raised his hand and touched the object that looked like a human head, "Oh, it turned out to be just a paper man's head, I was shocked, I thought it was really here Put one - ah ah ah!"

Before Hawkeye could finish his sentence, he saw the head of the paper figurine turn around suddenly, and he opened his eyes suddenly, staring closely at the few humans who disturbed him with a pair of black glasses.

"...I thought you would really put a human head here," Rosanna complained silently when the camera couldn't help shaking with the screams, "After all, there is really such a thing at home that can be used at any time." A monster with a severed head toss around."

"My lord, what you said is indeed a good suggestion," Zhi Wu slowly got out from the bookcase, "I will definitely do it next time."

"Then you are now...?"

"...I accidentally fell asleep in a box while I was preparing things," Zhi Wu looked at the people in front of him innocently, as if he wasn't the one who scared them just now, "But it seems that the effect is not bad ? Did it really scare you?"

... It's not just good, it's a stroke of genius.

Ordinary haunted houses also need to use bgm and bloody makeup and dim lighting to create an atmosphere.They don't need it at all... As long as they show their demonized appearance, they are already very scary.

Rosana sighed silently in her heart, and raised her hand to pat Barton's shoulder, "Okay, okay, it's okay, don't be afraid."

"...Don't, when you say that, I think I'm really ashamed."

Hearing what Barton said, Tony sneered, "What do you think?"

In all fairness, Hawkeye, one of the best agents, is certainly not a coward.A man who walks on the line of death all year round has already developed a strong heart.

...But the quality of bravery and the impact of this close-up [a solitary head suddenly opens its eyes and winks at you] are not the same concept at all! !

This is a shock from the depths of the soul! !

After the scare brought by the paper dance, the group continued to move forward.

After they respectively accepted a series of huge shocks: the small hammer of the ugly girl, the man who opened the coffin and came out, the sea of ​​flowers of the other side flower, picked up a glass bead and looked closely at the eyeballs of the domeki, etc., they finally came. Arrived at the door of a room that 'appeared' to be relatively safe.

This time it was Thor who walked in the front that opened the door.

Thor muttered: "You monsters in the atrium really know how to play."; while twisting the doorknob.

What was introduced into everyone's eyes was a huge spider web.

as well as--

The online bride.

After hearing the sound of the door opening, the beautiful woman looked up at the door with a smile on her face. ——She swears by all the cobwebs she spit out, her smile is completely from the heart, after all, it is indeed a wonderful experience to see her little onmyoji after the boring wait is over.

But in fact, how shocking is this half-human, half-spider woman is watching you scene——

After being stunned for two seconds, Thor closed the door again with a bang, "It must be the wrong way for us to open the door."

——Yes, the shock is that much.

Lying to themselves won't get them out of this haunted house.

After a while of silence, Thor opened the door again under the 'encouraging' gazes of the others.

But this time, the bride of the network had a head-on attack with him.

Looking at the web bride who was almost rushing in front of him, Thor, completely out of fighting instinct, without even thinking about it...suddenly grabbed and threw the weapon in his hand onto the spider web.

Thor thought he had thrown his hammer, but for safety's sake, they had handed in all their weapons before entering the arena. ——Otherwise, they would not be breaking into a haunted house, but bulldozers like locusts crossing the border.The kind that can be disassembled wherever you go...

Of course, it wasn't his Meow Hammer that Thor threw, but Spider-Man Peter who happened to be standing beside him.

The completely innocent Peter didn't even have time to respond to his spider sense, and just fell into the spider's web like a prey.

He looked at the same bewildered new bride, and silently shook off the spider silk in his hand and took two steps back, "...Excuse me!!"

He's been stuck with spider silk all his life, hasn't he? ! ? !

After an embarrassing silence, the little onmyoji coughed lightly, and tentatively opened his mouth to make a relief: "...they are all spiders, maybe you can exchange feelings?"

"For example, to share... the experience of spider mutation?"

"...I think..." Peter carefully looked at the eight legs of the bride, and replied in a low voice, "I may not be suitable for growing eight legs."

With eight legs, he needs to buy four pairs of pants and four pairs of shoes... Hiss... The cost of living has skyrocketed! !How long will he have to save to afford four pairs of Air Jordans? ?

Just thinking about it, Peter felt as if he heard the desolate wind from his ears, as if it represented his own miserable state of mind at this time.uh, wait?

This music does not seem to be what I imagined! ?

Of course not imagination.

Everyone present heard this strange sound.Mixed with the desolate sound of the wind, the sound of sharp knives rubbing, the sound of sharp objects swiping, and an unreasonable chill coming from behind the people...

This bgm, this configuration, all of this is too much like the beginning of a ghost story.

However... After listening for two seconds, Rosana suddenly lifted the floor very skillfully, and she saw a neat 'band'.

The snow girl who is responsible for blowing the snow and providing air-conditioning, the nine-life cat who scratches the ground with the cat's paws to provide the sound of friction, and even the dog god who is holding a knife and screaming at each other "I will cut myself".

False haunted house soundtrack: BGM downloaded from the Internet.

Authentic Haunted House Soundtrack: Get a bunch of ghosts to make your soundtrack.

If the haunted house could talk, it would definitely come to Rosanna weeping and crying: I am not a black shop, how sincere and hardworking I am!

Peter, who was almost frightened by the bgm and spit spider webs again, looked at the Inugami who was playing music not far away, and a sentence suddenly appeared in his mind: I may not be a real spider, but you must be a real dog.

What a dog, what a dog.

Of course, these are not the most frightening part.

The most frightening and surprising thing should be the ultimate magic weapon - the oversized surprise of soul exchange.

The author has something to say: When I think of you, I——ahhhhh!There is a ghost! !