Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

What happened tonight would definitely rank high on the 'embarrassment list' of Peter's life.

Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Rosanna, these two superheroes plus a little onmyoji, the three of them stared at the ball of spider silk spit out by Peter, carefully scrutinized it for a long time.

During this process, Peter looked at the hairball on the quilt, feeling extremely embarrassed, wishing to ask to interrupt this overly serious observation immediately...

But Peter was afraid that he would spit out another ball of spider silk as soon as he opened his mouth, so he had to cover his mouth pitifully with his hands, trying to signal the two with his eyes.

As for Tony and Rosanna, both of them ignored Peter's gaze very tacitly.

Rosanna tentatively poked the hair ball with her finger, and when she wanted to continue to play with the little hair ball made of spider silk, Tony stopped her with quick eyesight and forcibly pulled the little landlord's hand, stopping the other party from doing this. An unknown degree of danger.

"Uh," Roseanne said suddenly to Peter, looking at the ball of fur, "have you ever had a cat?"

The little onmyoji, who has nine-life cats, cats and other monsters under his command, said very experiencedly, "Have you ever seen a cat throwing up a hairball? It's similar to Peter's current situation."

"Ummmmmm——" Hearing what Roseanne said, Peter protested vaguely while covering his mouth.

Although he couldn't make out what he was saying, both of them could guess something like 'I didn't lick myself like a cat! ' and such rebuttals.

"Cough," Tony coughed, trying to resist the urge to laugh in order to maintain his image in front of Peter. "Anyway, let's check your body first."

Roseanne also very much agrees with Tony's proposal.However, unlike the little onmyoji who went to his own healing shikigami to help, Tony chose to check Peter's body more scientifically.

He took Peter to the washing machine where the smart butler was staying, and said confidently, "Although the conditions are a little rough, let's give it a try."

As Tony said, he lifted the lid of the washing machine and said to Peter: "Come on, stick your head in." Although I don't know if my smart housekeeper can retain the function of checking the body after it is put into the washing machine.But there is nothing wrong with trying more.

"?!?!" But Peter didn't know what Tony meant.

The bewildered little spider stood in front of the washing machine sluggishly. Although he didn't dare to speak, his mind was full of thoughts: "Mr. Stark thinks my brain is flooded, why do I need to shake it dry?" ! '

The bullet screen in Peter was so excited that it was about to rush out of the screen, but seeing Tony's serious expression, Peter had no choice but to cover his mouth and try not to speak, while pitifully sticking his head into the drum of the washing machine.

"...sir, actually..." Before the smart butler told Tony the cruel fact that he couldn't check his body now, Rosanna came back with her shikigami.

"!" As soon as the little landlord came back, he saw Peter sticking his head into the drum of the washing machine.Rosana, who had just witnessed the other party's 'jumping', instantly misunderstood the other party's behavior, "What's going on!"

"Why are you looking for death again! You can't!" Rosanna, who was getting further and further away in the wrong way of thinking, persuaded Peter, who in her mind was seeking death, "suicide with a washing machine will be worse than jumping off a building. ! You have to think clearly!"

"I'm not! I didn't!" Peter, who was misunderstood, finally couldn't help it, and while spitting out spider threads, he buried his head in the washing machine drum miserably and refuted loudly.

The spider silk and the bubbles spit out by the smart housekeeper fell on the little bat that was still inside the drum.

It wasn't until a minute later that Peter, who was constantly misunderstood by Rosanna, took the Bruce doll in the washing machine and pitifully pulled his head out of the drum.

Rosanna was just relieved that she had once again prevented Peter's suicide, but then she started dazed mode again. "?? Why is he in there?" The little landlord took the little bat over suspiciously, looked at Bruce who was about to vomit his soul, "...Prajna? Did you do it?"

Facing Luosanna's question, Hannya, who was standing aside and was about to paint Batman green, replied bluntly and confidently: "I threw it in! This dark guy should have been washed long ago!"

And Tony looked at the little bat's eyes that had been dizzy from the spinning of the washing machine, "poof." After trying to maintain silence and seriousness, he still couldn't help laughing.

The smart housekeeper who was spitting bubbles on the other side thought sadly and gratifiedly: "Finally, I am not the only one experiencing this dizziness."

Bruce Wayne, Batman, the Dark Knight, the man hovering over Gotham City, Playboy.He experienced the most difficult and tortuous day in his life today.First, I found that my body was shrinking and my abdominal muscles were white, and then I was laughed at by my own hair, and then I jumped off the bed like a cliff, and fell into a shriveled bat cake, and now I repeated it in the washing machine 'I'm overwhelmed by water' and 'spinning and jumping with my eyes closed' for 10 minutes...

Miserable!

Because of the limitations of the washing machine, the smart housekeeper failed to check Peter's body smoothly in the end.This important task finally fell to Rosanna's shikigami.

But even these experienced shikigami failed to understand what was wrong with Peter's body.Analyzing from all aspects, he is indeed just an ordinary human being, but the hard life of jumping off the stairs without injuring the undead and the spider silks spit out from his mouth all the time make Peter look not so ordinary...

In the end, Rosanna even asked the new bride, who was also related to spiders, to help Peter check to make sure that this brown-haired boy who was a few years younger than herself was not a human-spider hybrid with a strange life experience.

The little onmyoji couldn't figure it out, but Tony more or less guessed the truth behind it during this process.Although Peter lost his superpowers after coming to this world, his physical fitness improved by superpowers is still there, so he was able to resist the tragedy of committing suicide by jumping off a building.As for the strange problem of spit out spider webs when talking...

Tony thought from the bottom of his heart that this could only be Peter's bad luck. ——Maybe it's because he usually talks too much, so now Justice from Heaven has been directly silenced.

Peter, who frequently chose to commit suicide because of poor grades, was picked up by the small landlord and stayed here for two days as a matter of course, recuperating at Rosanna's home.

These two days happened to be weekends, so Peter didn't need to go to school.And Rosana also inquired about Peter Parker through her shikigami during this period.

When investigating news, the little onmyoji always has an advantage.Whether it's the wind blowing over the crowd, the rain falling on the ground, or even the cats running through the streets and alleys, as long as Rosanna thinks, these will become her eyes and ears.She can be omniscient and omnipresent.

And Peter Parker's miserable life experience aggravated Rosanna's misunderstanding again.

——"Poor and poor in studies, so miserable, no wonder I always want to commit suicide!"

Faced with Rosanna's care and persuasion, Peter desperately found that he seemed unable to get rid of the scapegoat of suicide no matter what.Fortunately, although Peter doesn't need to go to school, Rosanna still has to work to earn money to support the family, so she doesn't have so much time to 'caring' for Peter.

When Roseanne got up early to go to work on time, the three of Tony had just disbanded a quietly held 'First Superhero World Conference'.Looking at the little landlord who was about to leave, Tony glanced at the time and frowned, "Going out so early?"

"That's right," Rosanna just finished wrapping up the scarf given by the needle girl. She raised her eyes and smiled at Tony from the warm fabric. The brightest star in the night was hidden in those black eyes. , the way he smiles makes people have a kind of soft power that they don't want to look away.But what she said was still very 'down-to-earth', "You want to make money and just eat!"

Looking at the back of the little landlord leaving, Tony raised his eyebrows inexplicably.Although he has only known the little landlord for two days, Tony can still keenly discover all kinds of strange things about the little landlord.A 19-year-old girl owns a house with a large area that can attract many tenants.Parents died early, and there are a bunch of unidentified relatives...

"If this is put in games and anime," Peter, who can't speak, struggled to express his thoughts with pen and paper, "it's 100% female lead configuration!"

Rosanna, who was assigned by the heroine, lived a difficult life that was not even as good as the female supporting role.Today is still a poor day with few customers.The owner of the movie theater, Jerry, half-jokingly and half-seriously said to Roseanne before leaving get off work: "If our store continues like this, it might close down soon."

It is actually a miracle that a movie theater with such a bad business can survive until now.

Rosana, who heard the bad news, returned home with a sigh. ——Then the little landlord saw something completely unexpected.

Her new tenant, Tony, is sitting outside the house and has opened a small maintenance 'shop'. There are many machinery and electrical products brought by neighbors around him.

It is said that men at work are the most attractive, and it really makes sense.Under the wrapping of the afterglow of the winter sunset, Tony raised his eyes slightly to look at the tool in his hand. It was indeed...very romantic.

He is the richest man in New York who suddenly went bankrupt, and an Iron Man who lost his suit.

He was once able to create the Mark [-] that changed his destiny in a cave full of enemies, and now he is still confident that he can turn the tables against the wind in this strange world.

Like his enemies used to say, no one can stop him from thinking except to kill Tony Stark.

...It's a pity that in such a romantic scene like an oil painting, apart from a few blushing neighbors and passers-by, Tony himself and the little landlord himself didn't care about these 'details' at all.

Both of them are very pragmatic, and what they care most about is...

"Guess how much money I made today?"

Looking at the curious little landlord who came over, Tony showed a smug smile, and asked himself: "I can afford this month's rent."

That is to say——the washing machine that was about to vomit bubbles and then vomit blood can finally be temporarily relieved.