Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

Roseanne is no stranger to the 'death' thing.

Onmyoji is originally a profession that lives at the junction of life and death, shuttling between the cold underworld and the living world.

Not to mention Rosanna, who was brought up by monsters since she was a child. She has been dealing with all kinds of ghosts with a breath of death since she could remember.

But even so... the little onmyoji never thought that he could inadvertently witness the thrilling scene of someone jumping off a building in the middle of the night.

The little landlord sat on the edge of the bed in a daze for two seconds, then jumped up and ran quickly to the place where the building fell.

Because she was too anxious, Rosanna even forgot to put the little bat in her hand back to the pillow, and just rushed out carrying Bruce who had just been smashed into a pie for a few minutes.

Banruo, who was sitting in the living room looking in the mirror, saw her little onmyoji hurriedly, her hands trembled in fright, "What happened?"

"I just saw someone jumping off the building outside..." Rosanna stuffed the little bat into Banruo's arms casually, "I'll go and see what's going on!"

Rosanna pulled the cloak that Mumian had just made and scrambled around her body, then ran out wearing slippers.

And Banruo, who was left behind by the little onmyoji, looked down at the little bat in his arms, and suddenly showed a malicious smile.

Sure enough, in the next second, Hannya threw the little bat into the washing machine and pressed the switch with a smile. "I've been displeased with you for a long time!"

Ban Ruo is a monster who is crazy about beauty, and has an almost pathological pursuit of bright colors.Especially for the little bat's dark attire—thank you for your kindness, I have long wanted to peel off the opponent's shell and change to a new color. ——The little pink lace dress on the little bat was suggested by Banruo to be made by Zhennu and others. "

Banruo complacently hummed a song and watched the washing machine run, "I'll change you to a new color after you've washed it~ How about green? It looks much better than black~" Saying that, Banruo took pictures very pickily. Turned off the washing machine, and complained: "Why is it spinning so slowly? Didn't it work fine just now?"

"..." The washing machine, hesitant to speak, 'looked' at the black bat inside its body, sighed silently in the data stream, and then accelerated the rotation speed of the washing machine.

He, a top-notch AI, a dedicated washing machine with professional ethics, although this cleaning goal made him hesitate, but he is still working hard!

If Bruce, who was submerged in bubbles, could speak, he would angrily say to the smart butler, "You don't have to be so dedicated!"

The red-haired little landlord doesn't know what kind of monster his shikigami is doing.Stepping on her pair of fluffy rabbit ear slippers, she rushed all the way to the jumping place she saw just now.

"If you're lucky, you can ask Ebisu to come over to help, but if you're unlucky..." Rosanna sighed heavily, "You can only ask the ghosts to come and take them away."

Maybe the Brother Ghost Messenger can look at the face of the little Onmyoji and arrange an expedited fast track for this human being who jumped off the building, directly to Judge Yan Mo, and then quickly reincarnate...

Before seeing this human being who jumped off the building, Rosanna had already arranged the other party clearly in her heart.

But after he actually found the other party, the little onmyoji was surprised to find that this human... after jumping from such a high rooftop, he could still stay awake. He was sitting on the ground and covering his knees, muttering softly: "It hurts--"

This human being who couldn't think about committing suicide was a brown-haired boy who looked two or three years younger than Rosanna, with an unconcealable childishness in his eyes.

After hearing Rosanna's footsteps, he covered his knees and looked up at her with grinning teeth.

The red-haired girl hurried out in a hurry to save others, her face still had the hazy drowsiness after waking up from her sleep.She was wearing a white cloak that had just been made from cotton wool.The soft white fluff hangs on Rosanna's long red hair, making her look like a beautiful little rose that blooms frankly and eagerly in the long night, and like a flower floating in the air. Soft cotton candy.

"Uh... Hi..." Even Peter Parker, who was always chatty, didn't know what he should say when he encountered such an embarrassing situation.

What's more, after coming to this world...Peter's body had some very subtle problems, and Spider-Man, who usually talks the most, could only shut up and talk less pitifully.

The world really doesn't seem to be kind to superheroes.After Iron Man, a homeless man who had been poor all night, and Batman, a doll who shrunk to the size of a palm and whose abdominal muscles turned white, Spiderman Peter Parker also came here.And what happened to him was still... not very good.

Unlike Tony and Bruce, who are black households, due to a series of complex operations such as the folding of space, Peter is considered "lucky" to have his own identity in this world.But Peter felt his identity...

It is better to have nothing.

Peter Parker, an ordinary high school student studying at M High School in New York, is an orphan with low grades, arrears of tuition fees and all relatives. ——In short, it's a bitter mix of all the miserable characters.

Peter Parker, who was on his way to visit the Science and Technology Museum with his classmates, encountered a series of cruel realities such as "teachers urging tuition fees, landlords urging rent" and so on.

When the dazed Peter was trying to figure out what happened, he discovered that he had lost the superpowers brought about by the mutant spider...

Now Peter can be completely confused.

Probably all superheroes think in the same way.Like Tony and Bruce, after finally accepting the status quo, Peter also started active self-help work.

Tony intends to start a new business, make a fortune and create new glories, while Peter's method is a bit more simple and rude: he tries to reinvigorate his superpowers.

And the way is: find a rooftop and jump off the building.

——After all, it is the official stamp of Spider-Man's jumping off the building. It seems that whether Spider-Man wants to test or activate his superpowers, he always jumps off the building first. *

Peter Parker jumped too.

And then... it fell like this.Similar to Bruce who jumped on the bed just now, the two fell into two pies with different flavors.Poor and miserable.

After Rosanna and Peter looked at each other for a while, they hesitated and said, "Uh, are you okay? I just saw you jumping off the stairs at home-"

'This human being is a bit strange,' the little onmyoji thought to himself, 'it seems that neither Ebisu nor ghost is needed. '

Just as Rosanna was thinking about these questions, Peter seemed to have finally come to his senses, groping his body belatedly, "It hurts, are my legs still there, are my arms still there, Is my head still there?!"

"It's gone, don't touch it anymore." Jue, who came from home because she was worried about her onmyoji, heard Peter's series of questions as soon as she arrived.Jue rolled his eyes and answered very coldly.

"I...cough cough cough!" Peter tried to defend himself after being thrown away by Jue's annoyed answer.But as soon as he opened his mouth, he was suddenly choked and coughed violently.

Then he coughed and coughed in front of Roseanne... and passed out.

Even Rosana, who has seen countless big scenes with her shikigami, was shocked after seeing the scene of Peter fainting suddenly while talking.

"So just now—" Rosanna looked at Peter who was lying unconscious on the ground, and said with difficulty, "Didn't he not be injured, but suffered internal injuries?"

It didn't come out until now?

Jue was more concerned about another question: "He fainted in front of us, is this considered a touch of porcelain?"

"After all, after jumping from such a high place, fainting is already a very good ending. I was even thinking just now, should I ask the ghosts to send them to come over directly?" Rosanna said while squatting down Checked the schoolbag left beside Peter.

Following the process of "jumping off the building" just now, the schoolbag that Peter was carrying also fell to the side, and the papers inside were scattered around him.

After flipping through several test papers in a row, Rosanna thought she understood the reason why the poor man jumped off the building.She sighed heavily, looked at the comatose Peter and said, "Even if your grades are not good, you can't choose to commit suicide..."

"?" Hearing what his little onmyoji said, Jue moved over curiously, and saw bright red single-digit scores on each test paper.

"It's so pitiful," Rosanna said in a low voice, looking at Peter, who was spread out on the ground with sympathy, "I often meet poor people recently."

The poor bum who suddenly went bankrupt, the high school student who committed suicide because he failed an exam, they were all miserable.

Relying on his natural strength and feeling that he would hit people with a stick when he had nothing to do, the little onmyoji quickly dragged the unconscious Peter back home, intending to ask his own human shikigami to check him first, if there is no major problem Otherwise, the 'law-abiding' onmyoji would very down-to-earth choose to call the police and make emergency calls to provide modern rescue services for this poor high school student.

But Rosana did not expect that the high school student she picked up on the street was actually an acquaintance of the new tenant Tony.

"You know him," Rosanna looked at Tony with an anxious face, and emphasized to him very solemnly, "Then when he wakes up, you must remember to persuade him well, even if you don't get good grades in the exam, you can't Suicide!"

"??" The bewildered Tony glanced at Rosanna suspiciously, "Why do I remember that the baby in pajamas got good grades?" '

Not only Tony expressed this doubt, but Peter, who was just put on the bed, was also stimulated by this sentence to suddenly open his eyes, and said with difficulty and determination in a trembling voice: "I'm not! I'm not!"

He doesn't want to take this blame! !

Peter, who was abruptly awakened by the stimulation of the little onmyoji, soon underwent a series of examinations by Ebisu and other healing shikigami.

The conclusion of the shikigami is: This human being who looks younger than Rosanna is really hard-pressed. He jumped from dozens of stories of buildings without much injury.

And Tony Stark concluded that——

"Are you crazy? Pajama baby?"

Peter, who automatically became cowardly in front of Tony, lowered his head pitifully, and whispered to Tony, "I just want to try to see if I can get my superpower back..."

"Try it?" Tony rolled his eyes very rudely, "What if this try fails? Then what is in front of me now is not a whole Peter Parker, but a pile of meat, you know?"

From what Peter said just now, and his behavior of committing suicide, Tony thinks he can preliminarily infer that although the other party has lost the superpower of spider mutation, his physical fitness is still many times better than that of ordinary people.Otherwise, it would be impossible to sit here and chat with him now.

Just when Tony wanted to continue teaching Peter, Rosanna opened the door and walked in.Tony's voice paused, and he had to change the subject: "So, what other fantastic ideas do you have?"

"I—um..." Before Peter finished speaking, his voice suddenly stopped, and he coughed violently as if his throat was suddenly blocked by something.

Seeing Peter's performance, Tony and Rosanna walked towards Peter almost simultaneously.

Then they saw Peter suddenly cough up a ball from his throat - a small ball made of spider silk.

"Sorry," Peter covered his mouth embarrassingly, "I came into this world... no no"

After Peter saw Rosanna, he immediately swallowed the time-traveling information back into his stomach, and changed his words, "Whenever I talk recently, spider threads come out of my mouth..." He was too excited after seeing Mr. Stark just now. , So I talked too much, and I was embarrassed to spit out a lot of spider silk in my mouth, and I couldn't help coughing until it was balled up.

"So I don't dare to speak now..."

"...Pfft." Although very worried, Tony still couldn't help laughing when he thought of Peter Parker who was afraid to speak.