Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

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There was silence in the Avengers Building. Tony, Steve and the others looked at the chaotic ruin-like scene in front of them and were silent for about 2 minutes before asking the seemingly nonchalant Doctor Strange with difficulty: "So... No one can explain, what the hell happened?"

In fact, the development of this matter at the beginning is very simple.

I don't know if it's a conflict between peers. In short, the two mages, Stephen and Loki, always look at each other disliked, and they will fight every time they meet.

Today is no exception.

As soon as Loki saw Stephen, he gave full play to the powerful strength of his silver tongue, shooting at the Supreme Mage like a loaded gun.He made complaints about the other party's hairstyle and even the red cloak behind him that was shaking hands with Rosanna.

"..." Then the living room of the building lit up for the countless times when various spells were cast.

Immortals fight, and mortals suffer. ——Similarly, the fight between these two mages, of course, can only be stopped by the little onmyoji and Lei Shen.

As a result, an accident occurred at this time.

The collision of colorful lights like overturning the palette, caught off guard and set off a violent gust of wind and energy fluctuations.

At the moment when this turmoil erupted by different forces colliding, Loki completely subconsciously hooked Rosanna's collar and thrust it behind him.

As a result, after the strong wind disappeared, Little Rose, who was protected by Loki, disappeared.

In its place was a... cat?The long-haired ones, the palm-sized ones, the white ones, and the short-legged ones.Lord Cthulhu raised his eyebrows, grabbed the kitten, which looked no different from a small white pompom, and squeezed it.

And then the story is just like the beginning——

The people who came after hearing the sound looked at the still-awakened kitten in Loki's hands, and after a strange silence, they spoke with difficulty: "Don't tell me, this cat is Rosanna?"

"..." Neither the evil god nor the supreme mage spoke, but judging from the expressions on the two of them now, everyone can guess the answer.

The kitten held in Rocky's hands, most of the fur on its body is white, only a strand of red hair on its forehead, from a distance it looks like a snowy cat with strawberry stuffing missing.Natasha pinched the red hair on the kitten's forehead, then gestured to the length of the other's four short legs, and muttered to herself: "Napoleon's short-legged cat?"

... kind of cute.

While people were waiting for the kitten to wake up around the strawberry stuffed snow Daifuku, there was a sudden rustling sound from under a pile of books that had just been knocked down by the storm. An orange cat struggled to get out. After repeated failures, he spoke in a voice that everyone is very familiar with: "Is there anyone who can help me!"

After hearing Thor's call for help, Tony's eyes stopped on the orange cat for two seconds, and then fell on Xue Dafu, "Now we can be sure that this kitten is indeed Rosanna."

"Agreed." X replied in multiple voices.

"??" Thor the cat, who struggled to break through the debris by relying on his own weight, finally climbed up from under the cover of a pile of books. The crowd completely ignored him, "Hello? My friends? Doesn't anyone care about me a little bit?"

"I think I can take her for a physical examination now." After a battle of wits with Loki, Tony finally held the kitten in his palm. "There are a full set of examination equipment in the treatment room."

Thor: "...?? Does no one care what I said?"

The only answer to Thor's words was a sneer from Loki.

"...I understand. It's obviously a mutation of two people, but I still can't have a name." The orange cat who was persecuted lay on his hammer and experienced the cruelty of the human world firsthand.

Tony originally planned to take Roseanne to the treatment room for an examination, but Little Rose woke up shortly after being held in his arms.

The little white milk cat, which seemed to be only a few months old, yawned in a daze, and was taken aback after opening its eyes, "Wow..."

The dark pupils turned around, looked around, and subconsciously asked, "Did you all become the size of a Hulk due to radiation?" His throat also suddenly became soft, like a piece of fudge that was about to melt.

"I'm afraid not," Hawkeye replied with an uncontrollable smile, "It's you who became the mini version."

"...??" Xuetuanzi, who was still a little confused at first, made a scene for everyone. The big fluffy tail like a squirrel flicked twice, and the white fluff ran across Tony's chin, scratching him. Itchy.

It's not too difficult for the little onmyoji to accept this cruel reality, after all, as a child raised by monsters... Rosanna has never seen anything weird.

However, Little Rose refused Tony's request to check her body. A pair of kitten paws pressed tightly against Tony's shoulders to express her resistance. desired deterrent effect.However, Rosanna's reason is very good, "There are at least 100 monsters in my family who have become spirits from animals. Are you sure you don't want to listen to their suggestions?"

"..." Even Tony Stark, who believed in science, had to admit that he was convinced.

But even if you want to learn from those shikigami who have degenerated from animals into demons, summoning them is still a hassle...

Most of the onmyoji summon shikigami use the method of spells, using sword fingers to draw symbols on the spells, using spiritual power as a medium, when the pen is written, all ghosts will come out, and when the pen is written, the gods will descend.It was the same method that Rosanna was used to.

only……

After Rosanna took out an unused spell from her cabinet, as soon as she raised her hand, she stared at her cat's paw and fell into thought.

...Who can tell her how to draw symbols with her claws?

"Is there no other way?" Tony held back a smile and cared.

"...Yes," Rosanna really didn't want to answer the question of her human tenant, because the answer was too embarrassing, "you can also recite spells."

This method is faster and more convenient than drawing talismans, but... How should the cat's little paws match up to make a trick! !Fingers are too short to reach! !Very angry! !Thinking about it, Little Rose stomped on the table angrily with her tender and lovely flesh pad.

"……puff."

When Little Rose fell into serious thought, she heard a sudden burst of laughter behind her.The little white ball whose tail exploded into a squirrel-like look angrily looked at Hawkeye behind him, "Are you laughing at me?"

"No, no, no," Hawkeye quickly turned his head to avoid Rosanna's scrutiny, "I have been professionally trained, and I usually don't smile."

After maintaining his serious and dignified image for less than two seconds, Barton failed, "Unless you can't help it hahahaha."

He really felt innocent.Because that scene just now was really funny.Think about it, a small round white pompom sits in front of the blue charm, trying to draw the charm with its little paws with a serious face-it is simply a world-famous painting!

Hawkeye felt that he should really go to the smart housekeeper for a video record of the scene just now, and use this scene as a source of happiness for him in the future.

Before Barton's smile disappeared, Natasha hooked him by the collar of his clothes and dragged him aside, forcing him to mute his voice.

Hawkeye, who was forced to shut up, squatted in the corner, and said pitifully to Thor, who was beside him, who was suffering from the same illness as him: "Why are you persecuting us again?"

The orange cat, who has just experienced the cruel reality of the human world, flicked its tail, "Recognize the reality, my friend."

Not only are the two being persecuted now miserable, but Rosanna is also very sad now.After trying to use the cat's paw to draw a talisman but failed, she angrily slapped her entire paw on the talisman in front of her, leaving a small and lovely plum blossom paw print.

...It turned out that such a paw print was actually successfully summoned.

And by mistake, he summoned Huo Niao, the elder aunt that Rosanna needs most now.

Should it be said that Ou Huang deserves to be Ou Huang, luck is so good.

——By the way, the charm with the cute paw print was finally taken away by Tony silently and put in the safe.

In the end, after many talks and discussions, the result was that this sudden mutation should be the result of the collision of the powers of the two mages, plus the power of Rosanna, an onmyoji, and a mixture of powers.

"It won't affect the body or soul," Fukujin-sama replied after examining Rosanna and Thor, "it's just a temporary change, and it will probably only last for a day or two."

At this point, Ebisu's voice paused. He looked at Rosanna whose back was turned to him, and asked suspiciously, "My lord, do you feel unwell? Why have you been refusing to look at me?"

The whole cat dumpling was almost huddled in Guhuo Niao's arms. Hearing Ebisu's question, she raised her head slightly, showing half of her eyes to look at each other, "Do you know what cats like to eat?" Reason and The instinct to fight is really painful! !

"Fish—hiss." Yebisu realized something the moment he said the answer, he looked down at himself and his mount, and quickly transformed back into a little paper figurine with a 'swish' sound.As fast as a hundred fishing rods were chasing after him.

"Cough," Tony, who was watching a cat-fish cross talk at close range, coughed a few times to cover up his urge to laugh, he raised his hand and rubbed Xiao Baituanzi's chin, suddenly thinking, "If this is the case, should we Prepare something for self-defense."

"How about making you a cat armor of the same style as mine?"

Originally, Roseanne was enjoying Tony's chin-scratching service, and had even started to make an uncontrollable purring sound that represented comfort.But after hearing Tony's proposal, Little Rose came to her senses instantly, and she quickly shook her head, "I don't think it's necessary."

"Don't you want to continue to use cat paws to draw symbols?" Tony urged Rosanna to take over his proposal, "Think about it, don't you want a cat armor of the same style as mine?"

"Oh," Rosanna put her paw on the position of Tony's reactor indifferently, and made the usual action when Iron Man fired the palm cannon, "I am Iron Cat, and you have been conquered by me now."

What's wrong!Look down on cats, don't you?Look down on short legs, right?snort!

Tony covered his reactor with one hand, and pinched the little white cat's meat pad with the other, "Yes, yes, I have been conquered."—and Tony has already developed an unrealistic fantasy. If it is harmless, can catification become a permanent project?

Although no one could understand Tony's current feelings, Gu Huo Niao took her little onmyoji vigilantly and left this scary-looking place.

On the way, Rosanna even whispered: "Tony is really naive sometimes..."

"Isn't he always like this?" Gu Huo Niao asked resolutely.

Under the protest of Rosanna, the great plan of the Iron Meow battle suit could only be canceled in the end.Tony gave up his plan with great regret, and asked the smart housekeeper to back up a hundred copies of Little Rose's voice of "steel meow" just now.After all this was over, Tony, who was in a happy mood, had already cheered up. He ran to Thor and started to play tricks, "Now your hammer is really a meow hammer."

"...my friend," the big orange-focused orange cat moved its body, "I think it's better for you to ignore me like you did just now."

Heh, I have seen through the cruelty of the human world.

The superheroes staying in the building almost all watched the first moment when Roseanne and Thor became cats at close range.And Chaoying, like Peter, who still has to go to class, can only witness this wonderful change after school.

When Peter heard the news and came to the living room on the second floor, Roseanne was sitting on the sofa with Loki.

Lord Cthulhu conjured up a black and green cat teasing stick out of nowhere, and was swinging it back and forth in front of Xiao Baituanzi with a playful expression.

For the current Rosanna, things like cat teasers are the same as Ebisu who appeared in front of her just now, and she needs to use her reason to barely overcome her impulse.

And the more she restrained herself, the more Loki wanted to see her fail.

Under such a stalemate, Rosanna finally moved.The little white cat with half of its body lying on the sofa jumped forward, but the target was not the cat teaser in Rocky's hand, but Rocky's fingers.

The little milk cat gritted Lord Cthulhu's fingers with his teeth, and complained angrily: "You are just bullying me!"

"Uh huh," the kitten bites with very little force, and feels no pain at all, instead it seems to be scratched a few times by something.Loki sneered, and lazily replied, "Did you just find out now?"

"...You know I can beat you, right?" The little onmyoji continued to threaten indignantly.

"Is it——" Loki, who was once bullied by Yamata no Orochi in power saving mode, finally found a chance to fight back.His pair of green pupils stared closely at Little Rose, really looking like a hissing poisonous snake.

In the midst of such a tense confrontation, Peter quietly stepped forward, then another step, and then—quickly grabbed Rosanna, turned and ran.

"??" Xue Dafu Mao Mao, who was almost thrown out of the strawberry stuffing by Peter's fierce running action, was stunned.

Behind them, Loki touched the half tooth mark on his finger.

Peter, the hero who saved the cat, quickly shifted his position with Little Rose.

So on this day, many people passing by the Avengers Building saw a young boy with a green face with a white kitten with red hair on his forehead in his arms, walking around and queuing up outside various dessert shops.

From donuts to milk tea, to Xue Dafu, who looks almost the same as this little white cat, I bought several copies of each.

Peter knew that although the speed of the cat accident was slower than others, he was still an insider after all.But the superheroes of the league next door were not so lucky.

For example——Bruce who came to the building to talk to Tony today.

After the meeting, Bruce glanced at the living room and asked calmly, "Is she not there?"

Although Bruce didn't say the name directly, he could guess who he cared about.

Tony replied without changing his face: "Not here."

"You know," Tony continued, very well-founded, "Little Rose is now a big star in two worlds, and she has a lot of things to do. For example, filming movies and variety shows—"

Before Tony finished speaking, the two presidents heard a burst of scattered footsteps at the same time.Peter's signature naughty thoughts followed, "I don't think the sandwiches here are as good as the one we all like...but the donuts taste good, uh, by the way, cats can Eat sweets—hiss."

Peter didn't expect to run into two presidents when he opened the door. He took a few steps back in embarrassment, "Next, good afternoon, Mr. Stark, Mr. Wayne." Na.

Bruce stared at the big boy for a while, then suddenly reached out and pulled out a kitten still biting a donut from the hood of the other's sweater.

The little white cat gritted its teeth, tore off a small piece of donut, and then looked at the surrounding humans helplessly.

If someone told Bruce before that he would witness other people's feline transformation, then he must have felt that the other person had been poisoned with some kind of hallucinogen that made his mind unconscious, and would hold the other person's neck to make him physically awake.

...But in view of the scares and changes in worldview that Roseanne brought to Bruce time and time again, Batman now decides to believe it a little bit.

The tall and handsome man held the little white dumpling that didn't match his aura at all, and slowly turned his head to look at his own little boy, "...I remember someone said just now that she's not here?"

"...She was indeed not there just now." Under Bruce's gaze, Tony shifted his gaze silently, and retorted unreasonably and confidently, "Look, Little Rose just came back now. I was right before. "

"...But what does this have to do with me?" Xiao Baituanzi stretched out in Bruce's hand, biting a strawberry-flavored donut and said, "I'm just a kitten."

Life is not easy, Maomao sighed.It's too hard for me.

Rosanna thought it was too difficult, and by coincidence, Tony felt the same way now.

He was stealing—oh no, after confiscating the two donuts brought back by Peter, as soon as he looked up, he saw the back of Faxiao leaving, and—

"...Do you think I'm blind?" Tony complained with a blank face, "Or do you think the building's scanning and security systems allow you to walk out with a cat stuffed in your shirt?"

"How old are you and still so childish??"

Rosanna struggled to unbutton her shirt, watching Tony spit out precisely: "...I don't think you are qualified to say that at all."

Sometimes Rosana really can't help but wonder about the mental age of her human tenants.

The judging result given by the shikigami of the little onmyoji is: it will return to normal within a day or two.

On the day she was turned into a cat, Little Rose waited nervously until night came, but she didn't wait until she returned to her normal appearance.

Rosanna, who had already made an appointment with Red Hood to take a walk in Gotham, gritted her teeth, and had no choice but to teleport herself to Gotham City in this snow dumpling form.

"..." So at the underground party in Gotham that night, many people saw the picture of a red hood with a little white cat lying on top of his head beating someone.

... They would like to call this a unique skill.

The kitten's tail is as fluffy as a squirrel's tail, hanging behind Red Hood's disheveled-looking hood...

I don't know what other people think, anyway, I met Dick in the red hood by chance. When I saw this scene for the first time, I almost thought that Jason suddenly had a long ponytail hairstyle.It's still the kind of ponytail that hasn't been straightened and fried everywhere...

This made Dick very worried about Jason's aesthetic level.

As Ebisu said, Roseanne and Thor returned to normal the day after the curse.

This made Xiaojiao, who just came back from a business trip, deeply regretful that he couldn't get close to the rua cat, so he had to copy a video file from the smart housekeeper.

Of course, Pepper is not the only one who regrets just arriving.

While Rosanna was huddling on the sofa and watching the script that Holland had passed on, Lord Cthulhu approached quietly.

After a flash of green light, it wasn't Rosanna who turned into a cat.But Rocky himself.

The little onmyoji who suddenly appeared not far away smiled and took back the little paper man who fell to the ground, looking at the disbelieving black cat, "Are you surprised or surprised? The little paper man I specially improved for you is better than It was more difficult to detect before.”

After completing the stand-in attack, Little Rose from "Big Revenge" bent down and scratched the little black cat's chin, "I want to share my happiness with everyone. Do you think my surprise is very interesting?"

"Oh, by the way," Little Rose continued exaggeratedly in a completely unsurprising tone, "I still have a live broadcast today."

——So half an hour later, all fans knew that Little Rose Roseanne had a black cat with green eyes, a fierce black cat that would lie on Roseanne's wrist.

The author has something to say: open this next book: "Onmyoji's Journey Through Books"

Modern onmyoji Zhou Yanqing is bound to the book-transmitting system. She has countless shikigami buffs on her head and is familiar with novel routines. She is gearing up and has full confidence in the task.

However, I didn't expect——she actually transmigrated into the much-maligned mentally handicapped literature book!

① "My lord, my concubine has been hanging on the city gate for three days in the sun, can I continue?"

With the bone girl buff, she pretended to be dead while complaining: "Three days, are you going to make dried sausages?!"

②"I'm sorry, but there are only two mermaids left in this world, you and her. In order to save her, I must take your fish tail."

She chuckled: "Who said that mermaids must have fish tails? You've never seen a mermaid with a fish head and a human body, have you?"

③ She who needs the female buff: Can you stop receiving death notices, divorce agreements... with trembling hands?If Parkinson's can't be cured, come to me and promise to solve the problem with one injection.

"One needle to kill, solve the rotten scumbag from the source. :)"

I hope that interested little angels can poke into the column to collect it! !thanks, thanks!Lobster bow!I changed the very interesting cover!Physics · Real wear book!Everyone can go to Kangkang and click to collect it!Please, this is really important to me!

It's the end of the month again, I don't know if you still have nutrient solution for the little roses to grow taller>

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感谢在2020-02-2815:33:27~2020-02-2918:39:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the mines: Lin Xixi, Die Wu 1;

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