Chaoying's Onmyoji Landlord [Comprehensive Yingmei]

I was originally a new employee who just entered the SI public relations department, and now I have temporarily become the temporary assistant of the popular female artist Miss Roseanne for a week.

In fact, Miss Roseanne's assistant and agent have always been in charge of Miss Potts herself.After all, Miss Rosanna has a special status, and only those superheroes with a strong desire for protection can feel at ease if they are handed over to Miss Potts' "own people".

But recently, Miss Potts is going on a long-distance business trip with our boss, Mr. Stark, so I had to transfer me and a group of other people to take care of Miss Roseanne's recent work.

And because I had a period of experience as an artist assistant in the entertainment industry before I jumped to SI's public relations department, so I quickly became a member of this temporary team.

In fact, when I first received this notice, I really didn't want to accept it.After all, the working experience as an artist assistant is not a good memory for me, but more like... a psychological shadow.

I moved from the entertainment industry to SI's public relations department because I was used to all kinds of fights in the entertainment industry and everyone's scary face under the appearance of people.I don't think this lovely little rose is really as harmless and perfect as she appears.

The entertainment circle looks glamorous, but in fact...

But like that classic quote, 'I wanted to say no, but they offered too much money. 'After I saw the salary package mentioned by my boss, I quickly and confidently made a firm promise of "I will definitely complete the task successfully!".

Digression, let's go back to my current job.

My job these days is to accompany Miss Roseanne to end the recording of the last variety show, and I will also fly to the UK with her.The program group of this nationally popular variety show with Ms. Roseanne really has a sense of ceremony. The recording location of the first episode is in the UK, so the last episode will also be in the UK.

At 8:30 this morning, according to Miss Potts' instructions, I knocked on the door of Miss Roseanne's room with my colleagues and hotel waiters, and prepared to deliver the dining car to the room.While knocking on the door, I couldn't help looking distractedly at the breakfasts on the dining car.It's great to be rich... Even when I was an artist assistant in the entertainment industry, I have never seen such a rich breakfast treatment! !

Miss Rosanna came over quickly and opened the door for us, and this was the first time I actually saw her.

The impression she gave me...is really like what the news once said: "bring your own light".A person who can be seen at a glance even in the crowd and is unforgettable.The lights in the hotel corridor fell on her body and danced quietly, her face was still a little sleepy after being woken up.

I swear that I really don't chase stars, but the moment I saw Miss Roseanne, I still couldn't help holding my breath for two seconds, and almost forgot how to breathe. ——Fortunately, the performance of several people around me was similar to mine, and no one noticed my gaffe.so far so good.

During the two days of filming, Miss Roseanne will stay in the hotel's Presidential Suite with her two bodyguards known as 'Hana' and 'Qing Ji'.Perhaps because of that mask, Miss Roseanne 'seemed' to have a good personality, and would even invite us to breakfast - of course we didn't dare - but her bodyguards didn't seem to be. It's so easy to provoke, obviously they are all very beautiful, but when I raised my eyes and sneered, it made my whole body explode...

But after their eyes moved away from me and fell on Miss Roseanne herself, everyone became like a sticky sticky cake, lying on Roseanne's side and acting like a baby.very strange?Is the relationship between the current bodyguards and employers so good?

Miss Rosanna seemed to feel as helpless as I did about this overly rich breakfast.Banruo next to her picked up a plate of foie gras and looked at it, then rolled her eyes and said firmly: "This is the breakfast prepared in that big tin can." From the beginning to the end, there is a kind of 'Dad is very good' Money!' breath."

However, the breakfasts on the dining car, which made me enraged and caused Prajna to complain, were not delivered to Miss Roseanne as I wished.Because 2 minutes after she opened the door for us, Spider-Man with breakfast appeared outside the window.This good neighbor who once helped me find a bicycle knocked on the glass and made a very rhythmic and crisp sound. Although I couldn't see his current expression through the mask, I think...he seems to be very happy now.

Soon my guess was verified, and Spider-Man excitedly said to Miss Roseanne as soon as he swung in: "That sandwich shop has a new product!! I'll bring it here as soon as I buy it! You must try it !"

... I never expected Miss Roseanne to choose between a sandwich and a large sumptuous breakfast.

However, the hotel's well-prepared breakfast was not wasted. At the kind invitation of Ms. Rosanna, all of the breakfasts were eaten by us staff.While enjoying these delicacies primly, I couldn't help pricking up my ears to Miss Roseanne's conversation with Spider-Man.I swear I mean no harm and I'm not a big fan, but come on! !Such a big gossip is in the ears, who can restrain themselves! !

And although Spider-Man is more friendly to the people than other superheroes, he is also a superhero! !How can you not be excited after seeing it?It's the one who guards the entire planet... uh, wait?

I obviously don't chase stars or superheroes... I must have been brainwashed by my colleagues!

I don't know if I should be disappointed that Miss Roseanne and Spider-Man didn't say anything special and important.I just heard them talking about very, very everyday things, like two kids sharing what's going on, like bad apple pie, morning dreams, should we go to Asgard for the next team building --Well?The last one seems a bit strange, right? ?Asgard?sure? ?

The atmosphere between the two of them is very good, no matter who speaks, the other can pick up the next sentence.And sometimes even if you quiet down and don't speak, it won't make people feel awkward in the cold, but a faint sense of warmth.

And there seems to be a very subtle sense of xenophobia between them... Perhaps they themselves didn't realize it. When they were talking, other people would instantly become an incompatible background board, and there was no way to intervene between them...

really weird.

I thought it was a big deal for Spider-Man to find Miss Roseanne, but I didn't expect him to disappear before our eyes with his spider web after he finished his breakfast. ——And halfway through, because he was too focused on waving goodbye to Miss Roseanne, he almost swung onto a huge billboard.

…The face of the editor-in-chief of "Daily Bugle" JJJ is still on the billboard, which is a shocking fate.

But this little episode surprised me.Although during this period of time, Miss Roseanne's live broadcast and daily records often flashed some small daily routines of superheroes, which shortened the distance between us and the group of people on the altar, and let us know that these superheroes are stepping down. The daily appearance after those lights.But witnessing it with my own eyes is still very different from watching a video... At least before this, I never thought that I could sit in a restaurant with Spiderman and Miss Roseanne for dinner.

And Spider-Man really didn't seem to have anything else to say. He got up in the queue and wandered all the way. He spent so much time, it seemed that he really just wanted to have breakfast with Miss Roseanne.

……really weird.

After breakfast, I followed Miss Roseanne to the shooting set of the variety show.

I'm not a fan of the show, but I've watched the entire episode of this season. After all, the show is so popular, and the audience spans all classes and ages.If someone stood up and said that he hadn't watched a single episode of the show, he would definitely receive shocked looks from others.What's more...it's really good. I clicked on the first episode at the beginning just to get along with the group, but I couldn't stop after I started it. I stayed up all night after each episode until the end. Go to work with a huge black eye.

Having said that, I must stress again, I'm really not a fan!

This episode of the program is the theme of secret agents, and the guests have to play their respective secret agent identities to transport the mission objectives specified by the program group to the specified destinations.

In order to match the theme of the program, each guest also changed into a corresponding costume.

When Miss Roseanne opened the door and walked in, the busy and noisy studio suddenly fell silent.

A pair of slender and powerful long legs stepped on black leather boots, revealing a small section of fair skin at the end of the elegant pure black package, so white that it seemed to be shining, shaking people's heartbeat to stop; hanging on the ear bone The ear clips on his head shone with a cold metal light, like small thorns stuck in his heart and couldn't be pulled out.

Miss Roseanne wore a mask that covered half her face except her black eyes.The metal mask on her face was not an ordinary mask, but like a half cloud covering her body against the moon.I knew that Miss Roseanne had beautiful eyes, but I almost went to the emergency center for oxygen after feeling the impact of those eyes that seemed to be sprinkled with diamonds at close range.

Because I have watched the complete episodes of this season, I have also heard about the stalk of "Rosanna is a game bug". I thought this could be regarded as a part of the entertainment circle, but I didn't expect...

She is really smart enough to play the whole program group around.It is also really buggy enough that it can solve tasks that others can barely complete in an hour in 10 minutes.

While I was dumbfounded and surprised, I even heard the excited and moved voice of the staff around me: "She slowed down this time, our editor has much more material than last time!!"

...?

Is it because I don't understand you smart people?

But it should be a good thing for me to have such a smart boss, at least I can get off work soon.But when we were about to drive Miss Roseanne back to the hotel in the motorhome, I was again frightened.

Mr. Bruce Wayne's luxury car was parked outside the studio, and the man inside honked his horn after seeing Miss Roseanne, then lowered the window and raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile: "Work is over, do you want to have a cup of coffee? "

"Hmm..." Miss Rosanna struggled for a while lying on the outside of the car window, her slender wrist and the bouquet of roses around her fair wrist were swaying on the window glass, making me blink more. He rolled his eyes twice, "Let's forget it."

"Really?" After getting the rejection, Mr. Bruce Wayne didn't seem to be angry, he asked again as if he had guessed something, "Any other itinerary?"

"Well, I'm going back to the building to get the luggage I prepared."

Before Miss Roseanne could take off her makeup, a pair of crow-feather-like eyelashes fluttered back and forth, as if they could blow a small tornado in people's hearts.She didn't take off the ear clips either, and under the fragmentary silver light, there was a pale pink red mark on the ear bones.

Before our staff members reminded Ms. Roseanne, Mr. Wayne in the car reached out through the car window to touch the red mark, and gently took off the cold light.When I saw Mr. Wayne put the ear clips he took off in the chest pocket of his shirt, I really couldn't help but silently spit in my heart: "Bah! He's the richest man in Gotham!"

He even snatched the girl's ear clips!mean!greedy for money!

snort!

When I whispered this complaint to my colleagues around me, they all replied, 'Aren't you an idiot? ''A single dog is indeed a single dog' with a hesitant expression.

? ?Am I doing something wrong?

In the end, Ms. Rosanna did not get in the car of the richest man who would snatch a girl’s earring. The powerful RV produced by SI that can resist nuclear bombs runs smoothly on the road, driving like the Avengers Building that I have only heard of and looked up to. .

We even had a very coincidental encounter with the Hulk on 'Law Enforcement' along the way.

Although under the publicity during this period of time, we ordinary people are no longer as afraid of the Hulk as we were at the beginning, but when such--such a huge person appeared in front of us, I was still so scared that I almost killed myself. Tongue bit down.

I'm really not timid, but this sense of deterrence from the opponent's powerful strength is really... terrible.I even felt like a paper man in front of him, who could easily tear it apart.

It wasn't until I heard Miss Roseanne laughing in the back of the car that I realized that I had accidentally spoken my mind in a panic.

The girl who was called Little Rose by many people laughed so hard that her eyes rolled up, but she still remembered to comfort us: "Don't be afraid, Hulk is not scary."

"His mood when he looks at us ordinary humans is actually similar to our mood when we look at furry animals. We think furry animals are cute, and he also thinks us a little bit bigger humans are also cute...Anyway, the earthquake catfish They thought so too."

I didn't hear the ambiguous sentence behind Miss Roseanne, but the first half of the sentence she said shocked me, "Furry little animals...? What about the ones without hair? Members of the SI public relations department The tops of each head are getting brighter than the other—uuuuuuuuuuu."

Before I could finish my words, I was forcibly gagged by my colleagues around me.

"...Pfft. Then... a hairless cat?" After I was forcibly silenced, Miss Roseanne replied with a smile.

Probably because of suppressing laughter, Miss Roseanne's dark eyes were filled with water vapor, which made us feel soft in our hearts, and stopped our nonsense in embarrassment.

But indeed, as Miss Roseanne comforted us, after Hulk expressed his "enthusiasm" from the earth to a group of "guests" from aliens, he regained his calm.

He even leaned out of our caravan and stared at the window for a long time, as if he knew Miss Roseanne was around.

It took all my willpower to keep myself from screaming in shame, staring at the huge green head that looked like it could knock me headfirst.

Miss Roseanne, who was completely different from me, seemed to not know how to spell the word 'fear', so she stretched out half of her body very naturally to say hello to Hulk.Even shook hands with Hulk - albeit a 'handshake' of two hands and one finger.

When Miss Roseanne leaned out to say hello to Hulk, her long red hair was dangling in front of my eyes, which really looked like a little furry animal.

And I also shook hands with Hulk, but because Miss Roseanne saw my face pale into a 24K printing paper, she thought I was frightened by the group of aliens just now, so she let Hulk come over to comfort me 'Hit me.

I was so moved, I almost cried.

...my hands are not my hands anymore.

It was consecrated by both the Hulk and Dr. Banner, who holds a dozen doctorates! !

...I now feel that I can do [-] full-score physics test papers.

In such a daze, the RV finally arrived at the downstairs of the Avengers Building.We can't enter here casually, and we don't dare to enter our boss's territory, so although Miss Roseanne let us do as we please, all of us shook our heads like a motor and rejected her invitation. Huddled in the RV.

I'm not really a fan of any superheroes, but I couldn't help but pull out my phone to locate and record the moment, contagious with the excitement of others.

Miss Roseanne came back very quickly. She carried a small box by herself, and Captain America and another bodyguard called 'Ibaraki Doji' behind her also carried a box.

Captain America is really a legend... Anyway, for me, I saw him in history books and documentaries when I was a child, and then I saw him on the news network, and now I can even see him in real life. ——So, do I count as watching him grow up?

Captain America is as good-tempered as the outside rumors said. When he handed Miss Roseanne's luggage to us, he even thanked us very gently; Miss Rosana explained a lot of things that need to be paid attention to when traveling abroad.This should have been a very heartwarming scene, but after I saw him, I couldn't help but think of the vote I just saw on Twitter today: "Who is the most xiong superhero in your heart? A United States Captain B Superman C..."

So my eyes can't help but glance at some impolite places.

I'm really not a fan, I just can't help my curiosity!

Miss Roseanne persuaded the worried captain to go back with a helpless smile. After she got back in the RV, we planned to return to the hotel to prepare for the flight soon.

"lok——" Not long after the car started, Miss Rosanna suddenly took out a black cat with green eyes from her bag in surprise, and swallowed back her exclamation forcefully.

"..." The green-eyed black cat lay lazily on Miss Rosanna's lap. It was clearly a cat, but I always felt that it had a look on its face, "Stupid mortals, don't come near me!" 'The crazy and domineering spirit of the fans.

"Did a pet slip into the bag by accident?" My colleague couldn't help asking curiously, "My cat sometimes hides in my bag."

"...well." Roseanne replied in a low voice, then rubbed the back of the black cat's neck and said in a low voice, "Let me tell you first, I will meet Mr. Detective when I go to England this time, if you want to meet me If we are together, don't fight with him again."

In my opinion, talking to animals is really a very naive thing, but Miss Roseanne did it very naturally, even with an undoubted sense of self-confidence. ... kind of cute.

And the cat in her arms actually answered her.

The black cat snorted and let out a 'hum' that sounded almost like a man's voice, as if it didn't care what Miss Roseanne said.Uh... Speaking of which, it turns out that cats can roll their eyes?I also found it for the first time.

We arrived at the hotel in no time, where we would stay for a while before heading straight to the airport to fly to the UK.

In fact, the boss of this trip originally wanted to send his own private jet to pick up Miss Roseanne back and forth, but was rejected by Miss Roseanne on the grounds that 'the last episode of the program is now a little bit more normal for us'.For this reason, the boss casually asked me who happened to be there: "Isn't it normal for a private jet?"

At that time, I looked at this unreasonable and strong man with a mustache, and silently shed tears of poverty in my heart.

This hotel is also one of SI's industries, and its security facilities and service equipment are at a super-first-class level.

It turned out to be such a hotel, when we sent Miss Roseanne back to the suite, we saw other people...

Red Red Hood!

After seeing this outlaw who almost only exists in the urban night talk with my own eyes, I felt the suffocation from the bottom of my heart for the countless times today.

Red Hood's left hand is surrounded by a light cluster exuding soft light, while his right hand is fiddling with the fruit knife that was originally placed on the table.The knife flicked and retracted, making me feel like I was stepping on the tip of the knife.

When a group of us dared not move, Miss Roseanne was also a little surprised. She looked at each other and asked, "What's wrong?"

"...Charging." Red Hood put away the fruit knife and said while holding the little light ball in his arms, "My night light is not on."

"...Well, do you want to stay for dinner? I'm not leaving in a few hours. And can I walk back with you?"

I swear I'm not really a fan, but I must say - Miss Roseanne is too brave, isn't she? !Why does she act so calm and natural when she sees everyone!

Is this the world of the strong!

After walking out of the room in a daze, I couldn't help complaining in a low voice in the elevator: "Shouldn't I buy a charger when the light is out? Universal chargers are also available? So the Red Hood is so poor?"

Charging has to rub other people's electricity! !How pitiful! !

After I finished saying this, the colleague next to me patted me on the back and looked at me with sympathy: "How long have you been single?" "Do you think he came to charge the lamp?"

? ?Am I doing something wrong?

Can't understand.

The filming process in the UK was also very smooth - to be precise, the filming process of the show was smooth, but the other process...

That's not good to say.

After finishing the day's shooting, Miss Roseanne tapped something on her mobile phone, as if she had an appointment with someone.Bearing in mind the boss's entrustment to me, my colleagues and I insisted on sending her to the place she reported.

I thought she would go to some luxurious western restaurant and have a secret meeting with some unspeakable person...

...turns out she got off at a homicide scene.

There are no romantic and warm dates, only bloody scenes full of police officers; there are no handsome and tall male companions, only a Mr. Detective who pulls Miss Roseanne over to solve the case.

I have always thought that my courage is not small, but I can't face the bloody scene so calmly like Miss Roseanne——

I was nervous and curious at the same time, and finally had to eavesdrop on their conversation with my back turned.

... The gods fight, I don't understand! !

Although I was stunned by the speeches of two high-IQ people, but I can know the final result.Under the reasoning and analysis of the two of them, the murderer was caught that day.

And because of this, I got into the corner of the newspaper - the kind that was accidentally photographed by the reporter.It's a silly smile, but it's also memorable.

Of course, the most memorable thing for me is... After this job is over, I can get a salary increase! !

While I was happily waiting for the result in the boss's office, the boss suddenly glanced at my phone, "Uh huh, I remember you said at the beginning that you don't follow stars?"

"...I...Of course I don't chase stars." I replied with vacant eyes, and turned off the screen of my mobile phone.

"...not chasing stars and still using a picture of Little Rose as a screensaver?"

"It's just a random screen saver."

I really don't chase stars.real!

The author has something to say: "I really don't chase stars!"

"It smells so good."

This episode is my first attempt at No.1, oh my god it's too difficult.I changed from No.1 back to third person and then back to No.1 again, back and forth four times.Finally decided to challenge myself!

However, the following episodes will be restored to the same third-person perspective as the main text~

Describe what happened in the past few days from the perspective of Little Rose:

Morning - After hearing the knock on the door, I saw a big pile of breakfast prepared by Tony, and tried to summon the couple to help me eat together.

Tried the new sandwich from Peter and it was delicious.His Auntie Nianmei baked an earth-shattering pizza yesterday, which almost made him spit out the spider webs and his entire stomach.Trying very hard not to smile.

Noon - work.When I met Bruce after work, I declined his invitation to bring me coffee.

On the way back to the building, I met Hulk, and together with him comforted the poor human beings who were scared pale by the aliens.

Loki hid himself in the luggage...Although he was worried that he would fight with Sherlock, he was still going to take him to England with him.

Evening - chat with Jason to recharge.He insisted that the night light needs to be charged every day, and after a stalemate, he gave him two stars as a night light rotation system. ...But he seems a little unhappy?

When walking in Gotham, he compromised and agreed to the other party's proposal, and then thought that the night light probably needs to be charged on time... right?I always feel that the stars will lose face like this.

The walk is over, beat up a few villains and throw them into Arkham.

I met the little bat and experienced the feeling of the Batmobile. "No coffee with Bruce, what about Batman?"

... There seems to be no reason to refuse.

Drink coffee at Wayne House.

board the plane.

jobs.

She was called by Sherlock to work overtime with him.

Sherlock seemed particularly sensitive, "You first guarantee that this case has nothing to do with you and any non-scientific factors similar to you."

"...I promise." I'm really sorry for ruining Mr. Detective's worldview...

"However, there are so many ghosts and gods in the modern world!"——After saying this, Dr. Watson pointed to the Rocky cat lying on his shoulder, and by the way listed @超人、@奇话女孩 and other names .

... nothing to say.

感谢在2020-02-2717:27:54~2020-02-2815:33:27期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 2 from Qianqiu; 1 from Xiangxiang;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：路人甲乙丙丁20瓶；粉粉粉红色、221B住客10瓶；仰望星空5瓶；KT2瓶；緋羽☆1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!