Who calls this thing a god?

"Mr. Qiyou, Mr. Lu Chan is waiting for you downstairs. I wish you a happy new day." A girl's voice came from the palm-sized intercom doorbell.

Qiyou put on the sweater jacket slowly, and reluctantly returned the mobile phone to Yang Hao who was sitting on the side, who was dying with dark circles under his eyes, and took out the towel that was stuck in his mouth.

Qiyou said calmly, "I didn't rob."

How did you tie me to your bedside all night and still lick Bilian and say that! !

I didn't talk to my wife tenderly last night, the most annoying thing is that you poked my wife for half an hour! !Paper man's love is already difficult, and a bully like you is here to intervene! ! !

Yang Hao glared at him feebly: "Then what are you doing? Are you borrowing something?"

Qi You thought for a while, and replied seriously: "If there is a loan, it will be repaid, and it is not difficult to borrow again."

Yang Hao: "..." This special person probably crawled over from Ah San's side.

He was carried out of the house by Qi You full of grief and indignation, and then thrown into the corridor mercilessly.

Yang Hao: "..."

Qiyou looked at him sideways: "Take care of me."

Take care of your mother.

I wondered why my mouth was cheap yesterday.

Yang Hao blushed under Qi You's gaze, and finally let out a humiliating "嘿".

The revenge of humiliating his wife will be avenged in this life!

The future is long, and it's a deal!

When Qi You came out, Lu Chan had already been waiting downstairs for a while.

Lu Chan smiled and said, "Good morning, sir."

It's better not to see you.

Qi You got into his car and collapsed in the passenger seat without saying a word.

Probably because he was used to him either not talking or beating himself, Lu Chan didn't care.Thinking that he didn't have breakfast, he got out of the car and bought him egg pancakes and soy milk when passing by a breakfast shop.

After the delicious food, Qiyou's face softened a little, he sat up straight and took it and ate it slowly.

I walked late this morning, and the road was extremely congested.

Lu Chan pulled his shirt sleeves, revealing his protruding wrist bones.

As soon as he moved, Qi You thought he was going to take out his cell phone, and subconsciously turned his face to look at him.

By the way, he licked the soy milk froth on the corner of his lips.

Lu Chan: "..."

Why is he looking at me like that?

Even if there is no meat for breakfast, you shouldn't be looking for food in broad daylight.

Lu Chan sat up straight without changing his face.

Qi You, who was vigilant for no reason: "?"

It was already eight o'clock when the two of them entered the school. Due to the early self-study, they didn't meet many people along the way.

After entering the school infirmary, Lu Chan put a square box in front of Qiyou.

Qi You: "What are you doing? An urn?"

Lu Chan: "How can there be such a shabby funeral object?"

He made a "please" gesture quite gentlemanly, "as a meeting gift for your partner."

Kiyo glanced at him suspiciously, and opened the box.

It is a latest mobile phone.

"I'll send you as a meeting gift. It's convenient for me to contact you if I have anything to do." Lu Chan had already charged his battery last night, skillfully booted up and downloaded a few necessary software, and downloaded it for him to prevent him from being bored. A box jumping game.

Qiyou clicked on it and asked, "Why can't it talk?"

Lu Chan: "?"

Qi You originally wanted to say that people in Yang Hao's cell phone would talk when poked, but he didn't know Yang Hao's name, so he could only say: "There are women in other people's cell phones, and they can talk when they touch them."

Lu Chan: "..." How many people's mobile phones have you checked, and what special things have you looked at?

Lu Chan: "That's someone else's cell phone. Yours is not allowed."

Qiyou had displeasure written all over his face.

Lu Chan: "..."

No, I can't see that you like to chat with people.

Are you so eager to communicate with Siri for a while?

He clicked on the WeChat software and briefly introduced the functions. Qiyou lowered his eyes and didn't know whether he understood or not.

Lu Chan thought for a while, and filled in three words in the WeChat nickname column: little princess.

Qiyou, who had been silent all this time, moved and looked up at him.

Hey, could it be that these three words can tear me apart?

Whenever something happened to me, Lu, today, as long as my coffin leaked air, I would yell out in a decadent voice: A dog biting Lu Dongbin does not know a good heart.

Qiyou looked at him for a while, frowned and said lightly: "I can't read."

Lu Chan suddenly realized.

That's right, how could the God of Resentment be able to fully understand modern characters after sleeping for so many years!

Lu Chan pointed to the words "Little Princess" without blushing and said, "Oh, this is the God of Resentment. Resentment, You, God."

Qiyou showed no expression, but nodded.

It turned out to be the case.

Knowing how to strike while the iron is hot, Lu Chan skillfully searched the Internet for a very girly bunny head portrait and replaced it with him.

Qiyou: "?"

His eyes were pierced by the pink patch, but he didn't recognize the white lump as a rabbit, so he looked at Lu Chan with a sullen face in disgust.

"It comes with it and cannot be replaced. If you change it, you will not be able to play with your phone."

After listening, Kiyo pursed his lips even more in disgust.

Why do modern people like these things.

Lu Chan made a big fuss, touched his nose calmly and returned the phone to him, laughing hard in his heart.

Although Qi You was disgusted by the pink and white rabbit head, he still remained interested in this phone.

He took it over and held it in his hand, looked at it, and said in a slow tone, "Thank you."

Although Boss Qi You was not happy about their meeting, but he was still very happy about the meeting ceremony.

The high priest once taught him not to accept gifts from others at will, let alone take others' belongings privately—otherwise he would be beaten.

He doesn't intend to take it for nothing, and he will definitely return it after he understands the purchase channel.

Lu Chan didn't take it seriously, and still smiled: "It's my honor to serve you, Your Highness the Lord."

Anyway, in Lu Jingui's dictionary, the word resentment and God has already been equated with the little princess.

Other people's phoenixes burn freshmen, but this old phoenix died alive.

Qi You still didn't know what was wrong, but felt that his words were strange, so he glanced at him vigilantly.

The hustle and bustle of the playground has gradually subsided, which is a signal that classes are about to begin.

"Xixi," the short-haired girl patted her shoulder from behind, "Long time no see."

Xia Xixi shivered subconsciously and turned away her hand. In front of her was Tao Duo, her classmate in junior high school. Since the two of them had different floors after entering high school, they met much less often, and only occasionally greeted each other when they met.

Seeing that she was not in high spirits, Tao Duo was neither angry nor angry. She looked worried and curious, and asked in a low voice: "Xixi, I heard that your class is not harmonious recently. How are you?"

Where is the "recent" and "not so" harmony.Xia Xixi hooked the corners of her lips mockingly, as if she didn't want to explain too much, "It's pretty good."

Tao Duo snorted, and tugged at her sleeve: "There are those people in every class, don't pay attention to them, don't take it to heart." She thought for a while and added: "If you ignore them, they will slow down." Slowly, I won’t provoke you.”

Xia Xixi thought it was funny.She also wanted to ignore those people, and she didn't want to take it to heart.

But if you ignore them, they will not calm down, they will intensify.

It's just that the fist didn't hit you, so you don't know how much it hurts.

Xia Xixi was tired of explaining, so she could only nod her head. Just as she was about to say something, she heard Tao Duo ask again: "They...why are they doing this to you?"

Xia Xixi froze, and met her curious eyes.

What a funny question.

How many people have asked her this question?How many onlookers had asked her that question!

How do I know why they fucking do this to me!

Xia Xixi was already tired of explaining, and every day she stayed here made her feel oppressed and suffocated.She is always on guard against a few words and endless tricks.

The original bystanders in the class have gradually turned into perpetrators.

It's like bullying her is the only way to grow up.

Xia Xixi was so depressed that she wanted to vomit, she turned around and entered the teaching building without saying anything.

As soon as she stepped into the classroom, those eyes with different thoughts were on her body.

Like a dirty, bloody knife.

Xia Xixi sat back to her seat without stopping, straightened the crooked desk, picked up the book that fell on the floor, wiped off the chalk dust on the table with a paper towel, and patted the dust on the schoolbag.

The whole process is done in one go, numb and natural.

She raised her head, glanced at a row of class schedules on the blackboard, and found that this class was a biweekly psychology class.

Psychology class... Psychology... class?

She always felt that something was weird, but she couldn't tell, but an ominous premonition spread in her heart.

Then I heard the inhalation sound of the girls in the class.

Xia Xixi looked at the door, hey, both mindless and unhappy are here.

She wished she could faint.

"Really, this is our new psychology teacher? He's so handsome..." "I can, I can!" "Is there anyone who organized a group to steal people? I'll hug the one who is taller..." "The one next to it is a good A ah!!"

Wake up, idiots, they are purely two evil stars in this world!

Standing there is a big block of bad luck! !

Xia Xixi looked at Lu Chan and Qiyou who walked up to the podium with a ferocious expression.

"Uh... Which of you two is the psychology teacher?" The head teacher looked at the two tall young men on the podium in surprise, and was a little confused for a while.

Qiyou, whose ears hurt from being quarreled by the little girls below, didn't even raise his eyelids, and almost wrote on his face that you don't talk to your mother.

Lu Chan replied with a smile: "He."

The teacher in charge snorted, and looked at him cautiously: "Then you are..."

Lu Chan: "Assistant."

head teacher:"?"

what? ? ?Need a teaching assistant for a psychology class? ? ?

Two swords combined, invincible in the world? ?Are you here to have fun?

The head teacher's entire old bark-possessed face was distorted.

Okay, as long as you are happy, don't worry about our life and death.

He moved the chair on one side and planned to sit by the door for a while, when he heard the "teaching assistant" ask, "Which horror movie do you want to watch?"

He slipped and almost fell out of his mouth.

Turning his head to look at Lu Chan in horror, there was a tendency to turn the chair in his hand to his head.

Are you fucking here for a psychology class or an autism class? ? ?

The flowers of the motherland below are also silent.

How to say……

Does this teacher have some kind of disease?Does he eat people? ? ?

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