Who calls this thing a god?

Because the class teacher tried his best to stop it, he wished to take his head off on the podium to show his sincerity. This horror movie was still not shown.

Lu Chan sighed pretendingly, searched for a small puzzle game on the web and put it on the screen.

Lu Chan: "Others can write down their answers with a pen below. I'll ask a classmate to write on the blackboard."

Because the two new teachers were exceptionally good-looking and young—or looked young, the group of monkey cubs were extremely excited.

Girls are shy, boys are twittering.

Hearing that Qiyou wanted to send them back to their hometown.

Lu Chan lowered his eyes and looked at the list on the podium: "Then...Student Su Yun?"

The girl with the half-length ponytail was stunned for a moment, and the smile on the corners of her lips was suppressed without a trace. The girl next to her "hinted" and pushed her to the podium.

It looked like he was here to receive an award.

Compared with Lu Chan, she seems to have more desire to conquer Qiyou. After being prompted by other boys, she wrote the answer, and while turning her head to look at Qiyou, she said: "Teacher, I am stupid, and I don't know how to write. Is that right—"

Then she froze.

Her psychology teacher looked down and played with the phone expressionlessly, and looked carefully at the naive Tom cat on the screen.

In the blink of an eye, it squeaked angrily at Qiyu.

Su Yun: "..."

Xia Xixi, who was sitting below, thought her embarrassment was a bit funny, so the corners of her lips twitched.

Qiyou, who didn't know it, was inexplicably turned off by Tom Cat, frowned and poked it back unwillingly.

"Tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!!!"

Seeing that he had a tendency to string up his mobile phones with his fingers, Lu Chan raised his eyebrows, stretched out his hand and took the mobile phone from Qiyou's hand, and said righteously: "You can't play with your mobile phone during working hours."

Qiyou: "..." Tsk.

The shopkeeper turned away impatiently, and looked at Su Yun with a look of "I'm going to die for you".

Su Yun: "..." I was terrified at the time.

She twisted the corner of her clothes without saying a word, put down the chalk and walked back to her seat, her desire to conquer was directly burned to ashes.

The teaching assistant curled his lips and looked at Su Yun.

He is very professional as a gardener, driving the atmosphere of the class, and then started to ask them to do it themselves.

You are called responsible in the open, lazy in secret, do you know Lu Gardener? ? ? ?

Xia Xixi looked at "unhappy" who was standing beside her again.

Congratulations to this player! !Due to "unhappy" losing his beloved prop [mobile phone], he has accumulated 20 points of anger, has evolved from [unhappy] to [undertaker], and has acquired the skill [All her mother will die for him].

...that doesn't seem to be something to be happy about.

Xia Xixi has a wooden face.

When Lu Chan was about to randomly select a little unlucky guy to come forward to answer the question, a man with red orange yellow green green blue purple hair raised his hand.

Coupled with the arrogant expression on the face and the arrogant earrings on the side of the ear, no matter how you look at it, you can't click him! ! !

Lu Chan hesitated for a second.

Lu Chan clicked on him.

Xia Xixi watched the "big hands" in his class step up to the podium under the eyes of everyone with unrestrained steps, his face was as ugly as if he had been whipped by a cucumber.

Fuck! !Who doesn't know that this contestant is Su Yun's number one suitor! !

Keen to provoke all kinds of teachers, especially all kinds of soft-tempered teachers, a god-level player who can imagine "being scolded by the teacher" as "swearing by the teacher"! ! !

No matter how you look at it, you are looking for faults! ! !

The little girl at the bottom was not calm any more, and hurriedly poked Su Yun.

Su Yun pretended to be offline.

Red, orange, yellow, and green... The colorful man gave Qiyou a provocative look. The space as big as the podium seemed to be unable to accommodate a pair of his school uniform trouser legs, and he abruptly "rubbed" past Qiyou, as if he wanted to squeeze him into outer space.

The little girl frantically poked Su Yun.

Su Yun covered his mouth and wanted to cry: "I didn't expect him to do such an irrational thing for me... My teacher and I are also fine..."

The colorful person looked at Qiyou sideways while shaking his legs: "I'm sorry, teacher."

He said the word "teacher" gently and long.

In any case, it smells like gunpowder.

Xia Xixi's heart was beating wildly, fearing that [The Undertaker] would use the skill [All her mother died], watching this scene nervously.

"It's okay." Unexpectedly, Qiyou spit out two words lightly.

Lu Chan was taken aback, and the whole class breathed a sigh of relief.

The colorful person froze for a moment, his eyes became more contemptuous, and before he could speak, Qi You added a word in a dark voice.

"Be more careful in your next life."

Colorful people: "..."

Xia Xixi: "..."

other people:"………………"

No.

Are all new teachers this year so hard-core? ?

Where the hell are you from? ? ?

Lu Chan didn't seem to be worried about Qiyou's hot hands destroying colorful people, so he directly sent the flower of the motherland to reincarnate, and even looked at him with a smile.

How do you say that.

There are flowers that can be folded straight and must be folded, don't wait until there are no flowers to break the branches.

Ok.

There were more than 40 flowers in the class, and the most colorful one took the initiative to stick that big face in front of Qiyou.

It was like telling him that "flowers are sold cheap, but they are not human beings".

The colorful person was stunned for a full half a minute, and his magical brain circuit started to work. He also thought that the god in front of him was joking, he clasped his fists at Qiyou, and said in a ruffled voice, "Okay, see you in the next life."

Xia Xixi: "..."

He can really fulfill your wish, do you know?

Resentment God has always adhered to the principle of not pushing if you can do it. If it weren't for the two-character mantra of the high priest to suppress his nature, I am afraid that the colorful people will have immigrated to the underworld by now.

Extremely well-decorated, move in with your bags.

The colorful people clasped their fists and shook their legs.

Qiyou glanced over all the cracks in his bones expressionlessly.

Colorful people let go and stand up straight.

well.

Qiyou raised his chin at the blackboard.

The colorful person was almost flustered by his eyes, picked up the chalk and wrote on the blackboard tremblingly.

Is this man really a teacher and not a prison reservist? ?

He finished writing the answer in a neat manner, got off the stage in a neat manner, and sat back in his seat in a neat manner.

For the first time the man was not so sick.

Xia Xixi slandered silently.

Not only Xia Xixi, but other students in the class also found it incredible.

Su Yun pursed his lips, turned his head and gave Colorful Man a hard look.

Useless things!

From that day on, everyone in the whole year knew that there were two new good-looking and sick psychology teachers in the school doctor's office.

In the afternoon, a little girl boldly touched the school infirmary.

"Please come in." Lu Chan calmly responded to Dudu's knock on the door.

Two little girls came in one after another with blushing faces pushing and shoving.

Girls of this age have the purest courage.

They dare to pursue and dare to tell.

Like a newborn rosebud.

With the freshest dew.

It's just that some are gorgeous and blooming, while others are stuck in mud.

"Teacher, I...she..."

"Teacher, she has a headache and seems to have a fever." The other answered with a smile first.

Qiyou's face-blindness happened again, and he didn't know these two were the students in Xia Xixi's class, the girl who was sitting next to Su Yun and kept talking.

Lu Chan snorted, and looked at Qi You: "Teacher, what should I do?"

Headache?No more headaches.

Qiyou looked at the phone without raising his head: "Get the medicine."

Lu Chan: "Student Qiyou, this answer is zero."

Qi You: "..."

You go to hell, okay?

The two girls laughed, sat on the wooden bench and stared at Lu Chan and Qiyou's faces without hesitation.

"Teacher, she has a headache." The bold tall girl nodded to the little boy next to her, "What kind of medicine do I need?"

Lu Chan leaned against Qiyou's desk, just smiled rather gentlemanly and didn't speak.

As for Qiyou... Forget it, I don't expect him to talk.

Seeing that the two of them had no intention of arguing with each other, the short man quickly changed the subject, "Teacher assistant, we are in Class [-], sitting next to Su Yun, don't you remember? You also named Su Yun's name .”

Lu Chan sighed thoughtfully.

"I have an impression."

His ability to remember people is excellent, he can almost remember everything after meeting people face to face, not to mention these two little girls chatting endlessly in class today.

The short man's eyes lit up.What is the topic that brings people closer together?Gossip of course.

Children of this age have a mentality of "I don't like a person, I want everyone to know his badness and hate him".

The short man said in a low voice: "Teacher assistant, do you know that there is a Xia Xixi in my class?"

The tall man smiled ironically beside him.

Lu Chan raised his eyebrows, folded his arms and let out a hum.

"I have an impression."

The short man: "Let me tell you in secret, this Xia Xixi is a villain. It's definitely not good to get involved with her."

The tall one: "Hey, everyone in my class hates her. Teacher assistants, you didn't know when you first came here, but her mother is said to be even more evil, she is..."

"Oh? It is said?" Lu Chan interrupted her.

"Yes."

Lu Chan: "According to whom?"

"That's what everyone in the class said..."

Qiyou raised his eyes from behind the phone, and glanced at her expressionlessly.

It was as if a cold current had crawled into the clothes, sending chills down the spine.

The short man paused, pulled the hem of the tall man's clothes, and said, "Teacher assistant, we still have class, and we have to leave with some medicine."

Lu Chan nodded: "Oh, so."

He straightened up and opened the glass window, took out a yellow plastic vial and put it in front of them.

"Watermelon cream, specially for oral ulcers."

He made a "please" gesture towards the door, "please."

The faces of the two girls suddenly became extremely ugly.

"...Thank you." Xia Xixi opened the door of the inner room.

In addition to her gratitude, she was also extremely ashamed and angry.

For a child like Xia Xixi, when he accepts other people's kindness, the first time he accepts it is not happiness, but shame.

People who have not experienced this kind of psychology may not feel the same in their entire lives.

Lu Chan nodded slightly in response.

The ashamed Rose pinched the corner of her clothes, turned and left.

"Children of this age are really difficult to deal with." Lu Chan looked at Qiyou and said thoughtfully, "What do you think?"

He crumpled up the question and threw it to the lazy professional, but Qiyou was annoyed when he saw him, and he said two words: "It's hard."

Lu Chan: "..." There is a big problem.

He let out a soft yo, and joked with a smile: "I didn't see it, your highness still has this habit..."

He said that Qiyou was inexplicable, "Didn't you?"

Is this thing even harder? ?Do you still want to meet a good friend? ?

Lu Chan felt that there was something wrong with this custom from the bottom of his heart, so he paused and asked tentatively, "What are you talking about?"

Qi You was completely at a loss: "What else can it be except fists."

Lu Chan: "..."

I knew it.

At night, the apartment buildings of Bureau Nine staff were lit up in twos and threes.

Qi You walked out of the elevator door and turned into the corridor, just in time to meet Yang Hao who opened the door tremblingly.

Yang Hao: "..." There is a big problem! ! !

He turned the key faster, tears welling in his eyes.

Qi Mourner You walked over without changing his face.

Yang Hao: "..." Die, die, die, die! ! !

His hand trembled, and the key fell to the ground with a clatter.

The plague god had already walked in front of him.

The look in his eyes seemed to be asking: Do you want a wife or die?

Yang Hao's face flushed red: "...Hmm."

Qiyou: "..." He calmly picked up the corner of his mobile phone in his pocket with his fingers.

Yang Hao: "?"

He looked suspiciously at Shang Qiyou's indifferent gaze.

After confirming his eyes, he is the one who will not rob my wife again.

Yang Hao breathed a sigh of relief and patted his chest.

Qiyou stared at him blankly for a while, then clicked his tongue.

Yang Hao: "???"

No, what are you talking about?