Who calls this thing a god?

One end of the red thread is tied to Lu Chan, and the other end is tied to Qiyou.

What was originally a sharp weapon that cuts iron like mud is now like a marriage lock for Yuelao.

Qiyou's face was so dark, if it wasn't half covered by a blue mask, her mother would look like a land mine from a distance.

The expressions of a shark and a phoenix opposite him are also quite mysterious.

Don't show your love too much when fighting, okay?

Inexplicably, Qi You, who was labeled as "showing love", just wanted to reprimand and get back, but unexpectedly, the red line gradually became transparent at a speed visible to the naked eye until it disappeared completely.

Qi You: "..."

Lu Chan raised his left hand and looked at the very thin red marks around the base of his little finger, and said, "I've been stamped with your mark."

"..." Let me die, don't save me.

The merman standing in the bathtub flicked his tail in dissatisfaction, and scolded: "Shameless, you still have fun when you fight//fun, bah!"

His tail fin hit the water heavily, and the water column turned into a pyramid and suddenly pierced over!

"Little friend Qiyou, get behind me." Lu Chan's eyes were slightly red, he raised his wrist and swung his blade to cut off the sharp thorn in the middle!

The moment the water drops splashed, Qi You focused his attention on the palm of his hand, and it immediately turned into a strange knife, wrapped in too strong resentment, making it difficult to see clearly.

I only know that it is as thin as an arrow and as long as an ancient sword.

Quite different from the demon sword in Lu Chan's hand, Qiyou's blade feels too rigid and easy to break.

Vulnerability and fierceness coexist.

Qi You jumped two steps away from the bathtub, his ferocious resentment tore through the water column that was about to move.

He squinted his eyes, and with a twist of his wrist, the strange blade was already pointing at the shark's throat!

There was only a clang, and Lu Chan blocked Qiyou's menacing approach and rising killing intent with the back of the demon knife.

[Eleven, don't kill people. 】

【eleven……】

【Go to... the light...】

The blade slammed past, and Qiyou saw his own reflection on the snow blade through the burst of sparks.

As dark as ever, it grows in the fire of desire/desire.

Qiyou said in a deep voice, "Why stop me?" He asked, but his dark eyes stared at the merman who was limp in the bathtub.

"Sorry, I couldn't help it for a while—" Lu Chan raised his eyebrows, "Use a blade instead of a kiss."

Qi You: "..."

All his murderous intentions were diverted by these words.

Which creator can create such a thing as Lu Chan.

How blind the eyes are, how shaking the hands are.

Qiyou, who was so smoked that his brain ached, stood still with a blank expression on his face, and pulled the top edge of the mask to try to prevent the fishy smell from pouring into his nose.

His killing intent came and went quickly, making the merman who was suffocating and crouching in the bathtub look at the two of them wanting to cry.

"You two... What are you two doing here..."

Lu Chan casually put the knife on his neck, and said in a low and lazily voice, "You are Du Da's master, right? Well... how should I say it, the one who bought Du Da from the fish market a year ago?"

The merman rolled his eyes a little, but was stopped by Lu Chan when he was about to speak: "Have a thought about the answer. My cat doesn't like fish, so the best solution is to let the fish die as soon as possible in order not to be disgusted by the fishy smell." farther away."

"……"Ha ha.

He said aggrievedly, "It's me."

Lu Chan put away the knife with a groan, and it turned into a tattoo of a foreign race on his wrist in a blink of an eye. He patted his sleeve to cover it and said, "That's easy, come with us."

"Wait." Qi You stopped with a complex expression, and asked while covering his nose, "Is there any rope?"

The shark looked at him suspiciously: "What do you want a rope for?"

Qi You: "I'll tow you with a car."

Merman: "?"

Is this human?Did I hear it wrong?

But Qi You didn't mean to joke with him at all.

If such a big fish got into the car later, wouldn't it smoke him half to death?

Lu Chan, who was standing beside him, had no intention of stopping him at all, and even started to help him find the rope with a conniving smile.

Damn her, what the hell are these two doing.

Does the underworld receive people?

The merman almost collapsed and raised his hand: "I... I can turn into a human leg... At that time I didn't smell like fish..."

So the one wearing the mask, can you put down the rope! ?

Four people, including Duda, left the villa.

The sky is still so blue, the grass is still so green, and the shark's heart is still so painful.

He thought indignantly, these dogs were just being arrogant for a while, and when the adult showed up and made a move, he would wring their heads off and use them as kites.

Thinking of this, the merman was a little excited, and couldn't help but feel proud.

Stepping out of the threshold with one foot, I saw crab generals sticking out their buttocks in the lush lawn.

Merman: "..."

Crab General: "..."

Amitabha.

Another shrimp soldier standing on the stone pier looked at his nose, his nose, his heart, and muttered in a low voice: "It's none of my business, it's none of my business, my Buddha is merciful, and my Buddha is merciful..."

Before it could read the sad words, Qiyou slapped him with a shocking slap and flew out and rolled to the other side of the lawn, sticking out his buttocks.

Merman: "..."

Qiyou turned his head and looked at him with a half-smile: "Missing Buddhist scriptures?"

"No...don't want to."

After thinking about it for a while, I knelt on one side and pouted after reading it.

Heaven and earth, please open your eyes to see this evil star!

……

In the van, Jiang Fusheng was still tremblingly clutching the roll of talisman on his chest for fear that something would surprise him, when the compass suddenly started to turn slightly, creaking.

Jiang Fusheng was stunned for a moment and looked up. The Living Hades and the Living Plague God walked side by side from the gate of the villa unhurriedly, with arrogant and unruly steps, as if they had their own BGM.

Especially the one on the left wearing a mask is holding a hemp rope.

That's right, when you go out, you just want to sneak a little pet.

wait wait wait?Little pets! ?

Jiang Fusheng's eyes widened and he followed the rope to look at the other end.

The "pet" was a person with strange hair color and a face... um... Jiang Fusheng could see the blackness covering that face from such a distance.

Look at my calm face, I'm not angry at all.without.have.exist.born.gas.ah.

Jiang Fusheng: "..."

On the other side, the chubby Du Da followed suit step by step.

Anyway, this scene is fucking outrageous.

When they got to the car, the two looked more like a villain than a villain, and even like the villain's ancestors, they didn't realize how weird this scene was.

Qiyou pulled the hemp rope around to the rear of the car.

Although he didn't speak, his eyes looking back and forth where he could fasten the buttons were enough to make the Merman's hair stand on end.

"Sir, first... no, brother, I really don't taste good, can you look at me and listen to me?" The shark looked at him wanting to cry without tears: "I beg you, if I can't do it, I will give it to you." you sing."

Qiyou raised his eyelids, opened the trunk of the van neatly and raised his chin at him.

"Go."

It said go, it sounded like going into a coffin.

If you are young and don't work hard, the boss will get into the car.

The shark's face turned blue and white.

"Or do you prefer to be dragged?" Qiyou sneered, "here or under the car, choose one?"

Judging by Qiyou's expression, it is estimated that if he does not put in this trunk today, it may not be a particular suitcase tomorrow.

The shark made a decisive decision: "Here. Thank you, brother."

As if he was afraid that Qiyou would go back on his word, he scrambled and crawled into the innermost part of the trunk, and even thoughtfully wanted to close the door by himself.

Unexpectedly, Qi You stretched out his hand to block it, and gave him a dissatisfied sideways glance.

Turning to look at Du Da again: "You go in too."

Merman: "?"

Have you ever played Odos Tetris?

He looked at Du Da's plump figure and his eyeballs almost popped out.

This mother is planning to crush me alive! ?

The shark almost vomited blood, and tremblingly asked for instructions: "Brother, this is really impossible..."

"Oh." Qiyou replied in a calm manner, "It's okay. You can go under the car."

Merman: "I can do it, I can, I can."

Qi You looked at Du again and replied, "What about you?"

"I... I can do it too..."

Jiang Fusheng, who was standing on the sidelines watching, kept his mouth tightly shut, for fear of accidentally saying that the suspect should sit in the carriage.

He didn't want to go under the car yet.

On the way back, the car drove faster than when it came.

It happened that there were still vegetation that hadn't withered and turned yellow, so Lu Chan pointed out the window and said, "Did you see, there are a lot of plants."

Qi You glanced blankly: "Grass."

Lu Chan: "?"

Are you scolding me? ? ?

Probably because he was stuffy in the compartment, Qiyou stretched out his hand to pull off the mask, and lowered the window to a gap for ventilation.

The base of the little finger of his right hand has a thin red mark.

Lu Chan also looked down at his little finger of his left hand, which was exactly the same as him.

One person is a scar, and the rounding of two people is equivalent to a pair of rings.

Lu Chan rubbed his fingertips and asked softly, "What's going on here?"

After hearing this question, Qiyou didn't answer immediately. He thought carefully for a while and said, "I don't know much about the gift from the old man."

Lu Chan thought to himself that this old man might not be Yuelao, it is not so cost-effective to buy a red line to give a pair of rings these days.

He touched the red mark: "Can you take it off now?"

Better not.

Qiyou didn't speak, his face was more than a winter melon.

That probably won't work.

Lu Chan touched the tip of his nose as if trying to cover up something, "Well, it's pretty pretty."

He added: "I like it very much, thank you."

Qiyou was simply baffled, he opened his mouth twice but then closed it again when he had nothing to say.

He stroked the root of his finger, his expression was cold, he didn't know what he was thinking.

The van flew all the way back to the Jiuju Building.

Jiang Fusheng got out of the car first to open the trunk, and then he pulled the door handle, and pressed a bony hand on the hood.

"? Damn old Lu, you scared me to death." Jiang Fusheng shivered unconsciously, "My mother thought someone was hijacking a car, what are you doing? Is it dangerous?"

Lu Chan didn't speak, his eyes fell on his left hand holding the hood of the car.

Jiang Fusheng also followed his line of sight, looked up for a moment as if suddenly enlightened, leaned over and whispered: "Du, what's the problem with them?...Do you want me to contact the Armed Forces/Armment Department?"

Lu Chan: "..." He coughed, still looking at his hands.

"What's the matter?" Jiang Fusheng looked up and down, left and right, but he didn't see anything, "If there's nothing wrong, I'll open the trunk."

Lu Chan glanced at him coldly: "Look at your hand."

"Hand? What's wrong with your hand?" Jiang Fusheng wanted to put his face on his fingers, and suddenly exclaimed: "Fuck! Your finger was bitten by a bastard?! Why is it red?"

Lu Chan: "..."

The author has something to say: I revised yesterday's manuscript.

Ah, go to the driver's license exam on Monday... procrastination is about to happen...

Sleeping late last night with insomnia, and being woken up again this morning, I have a headache and can't get motivated... Today's manuscript has not been rushed out yet

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