Who calls this thing a god?

The silver-gray van followed behind the black car at a distance.

The gap between them is not short, it can be said that if you are not careful, you may be thrown away by others.

But the people in the car were not worried at all. Let alone Du Da's own GPS, he said that the old driver, Lao Wu, was as stable as an old dog and as quiet as a donkey.

Taishan collapsed in front of him without changing his face, stepping on the accelerator as if stepping on a piano pedal.

Jiang Fusheng, the co-pilot, leaned his head against the car window, pretending to be the tragic hero of a soap opera.

The sad rain shoots randomly.

My teeth are chattering.

Qi You, who was sitting at the back, frowned: "What's the sound?"

Jiang Fusheng sat up straight without saying a word.

If you can't be the leading actor, you'll be broken if you can't teeth.

The scenery outside the window passed by, and he half turned his head to Lu Chan as if suddenly remembering something, and said, "Old Lu, how many talismans have you made?"

The shattered light cast through the car window on the sharp-edged side face, and he injected his spiritual power into a stack of talisman papers as usual, and slapped it on Jiang Fusheng's head, "Take it to live."

"Thank you dad!"

A fool would not accept the life-saving straw delivered to the door.

Jiang Fusheng carefully rolled up a few volumes and put them in the pocket of his jacket as if he had found a treasure. He knew that there was an unknown Shura field ahead, but his heart was peaceful, and he even wanted to sing a song.

After all, the two main outputs are sitting in the back seat of the car.

There is Lu Chan in the game, as stable as Mount Tai.

The gods are all powerful, and their mana is boundless.

"Oh, the compass doesn't move." After driving to the outskirts, Old Wu finally stepped on the brakes, raised his head and looked at the woods in front of him.

His pupils are like hawks, and he doesn't look old at all, and he can faintly see the strange sharpness under the peacefulness.

Qiyou turned his head to look at the lush trees outside the window, and raised his eyebrows slightly.

Silently, he took out a piece of white origami paper from his pocket, and folded a light origami crane according to his impression.

The little thing was smeared with resentment, and flew up in his palm, flapped its short wings and squeezed out along the gap in the window that Qi You opened.

"Old Lu, there's no way ahead, isn't the fucking Du Da a refuge?"

Hearing Lu Chan hiss, Jiang Fusheng unconsciously followed his gaze.

Then I saw the living plague god releasing paper cranes.

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I can't tell that this is still a plague god with a childlike innocence.

The paper crane fluttered its wings and flew steadily in mid-air, full of other people's gazes. Suddenly, it touched something. The left wing was tilted, and the whole crane was hung in half.

But there is clearly nothing in front of it.

Seeing such a weird scene, Qi You was still unmoved and even snapped his fingers.

The resentment surrounding the thousand paper cranes became more and more intense, and the embers flew up, but they rose to the height of a wall in just a short while.

Jiang Fusheng: "..." I wiped it, PM2.5 hates you to death.

Resentment is like a fierce beast opening its bloody mouth and knocking down towards the forest in front of it!

No tree breaks, no wind shakes.

Instead, a chic small villa slowly appeared in front of the four of them.

Jiang Fusheng immediately realized that the lush trees just now were just a mirage, and he was even swallowed by someone.

Hey, why confront God head-on, he won't get hurt, you'll lose your life.

"It's hard work." Lu Chan chuckled, opened the door and got out of the car sideways, reaching out his hand to Qi You who was sitting inside in a gentlemanly manner.

Qiyou took the paper crane away, turned his head and raised his eyebrows at him, "I won't bother you old man." After saying that, he opened the door on the other side and got out of the car.

He stood still and looked at the villa in front of him, and unconsciously raised his hand to cover the tip of his nose.

The fishy smell is very strong.

Lu Chan went around to his side, shrugged his nose and sniffed, "This is the Neptune's party, right?"

Qiyou's face was full of disgust, and he really wanted to swear, "Who the hell is drying the fish?"

"Smelly enough."

Lu Chan snorted and laughed: "Yes."

He turned back and took out a pack of disposable masks from the car and handed them to Qiyou: "It might be better to wear this."

Qiyou was so sick with the smell of fish, he accepted his kindness, put on the mask and heard him say in his ear:

"Remember me."

Qi You: "..."

He gave Lu Chan a sideways glance, turned his head coldly with his face half covered by the mask, and walked towards the villa.

People cannot be killed, but fish can always be killed.

Lu Chan knocked on the car window and ordered, "Jiang Fusheng, you and Old Wu are here to guard."

He did not say to pay attention to safety, but said: "Special circumstances give the privilege of killing suspects."

There are two lifelike stone statues at the gate of the villa, the shrimp soldier on the left and the crab general on the right.

Seeing Qiyou almost suffocated.

With a cold face on his face, he walked to the closed door, raised his leg and—

"Hey, hello, what are you doing?"

"Don't obey the rules! Back off!"

The former sentence comes from shrimp soldiers, and the latter sentence comes from crab generals.

"Rules?" Qi You, blinded by the fishy smell, stared at the crab general and sneered.

Crab General: "..."

"Damn it!" He flew out, and the whole crab would look like a flying crab, soaring five or six meters in the air and then freely falling and rolling out several times in the grass.

Crab General: "..."

Qi You stared at Xia Bing coldly again: "What about you?"

Shrimp soldier: "..."

Xia Bing: "Welcome, please come inside."

Without even thinking about the two, the other one is Lao Fenghuang who walked over silently.

The hollow door opened with a click.

The two were not polite at all, and walked in with their feet up.

Xia Bing said with a wooden face: "Please take your time, two distinguished guests."

Unexpectedly, there were basically no obstacles along the way, except for a fat carp monster who rushed over and was also kicked out of the window by Qiyou.

This foot will kick everything.

Lu Chan sensed the location of Phoenix Blood, patted him on the shoulder, pointed to a room on the second floor and said, "It's over there. Follow me and be careful."

The man said so, but when he went up the stairs, he was as graceful as a fucking Disney princess who had escaped, and he really saw Qi You cracked.

Is there any chicken coop, please.

Lu Chan stood at the door of the room, and pushed the door open as if he was in his own home.

Qiyou: "?"

Proceed with caution?

The people inside were also stunned.

Both Du Da with a sad face and the fish demon with a big waist opposite him looked at them in astonishment.

"Is he your master?" Lu Chan asked.

Du Da wailed: "He's a bodyguard."

Lu Chan: "Oh."

The fish demon sensed something was wrong, and came over to stand in front of the two of them fiercely.

"Who the hell are you?"

The fish demon met Qi Youhuo's cramp eyes as he was about to skin him, and his 1.8 meters two suddenly became 82 centimeters.

Fish demon: "..."

"A dog that doesn't bark is a good dog. A dog that barks will have its tongue cut off."

Lu Chan simply and neatly removed the man's arm joints.

Under the severe pain, the fish demon could still remember Lu Chan's warning and suppressed the screams.

The Yaozu is a very special race, and its spiritual power is absolutely crushed.

Even if the fish demon doesn't know that Lu Chan's deity is a phoenix, the blood is born to succumb to him.

"Where is your master?" Lu Chan clapped his hands and looked at Du Da.

"Next door... next door next door!"

Lu Chan snorted, "Then you wait here for a while."

The two of them exited the room again.

"Are you afraid?" Lu Chan pinched the palm of Qiyou's hand, "I'm afraid I'll be behind my brother, and my brother will protect you."

With an expression of "Why are you still not dead" on Qiyou's face, he said with a smile on his face, "I beg the King of Hades to take you away."

"I'm afraid not." Lu Chan shook his head seriously, "No one can separate me from my treasure."

Qi You had already stood at the door of the room, but he still couldn't help but said: "The underworld can't hold you, so I trouble you to go to the hospital to find the warmth of home." After that, he turned the doorknob.

The warm yellow light is tilted romantically, the room smells of fish, and the low-pitched music flows between the murals and pours into Qiyou's ears accurately.

His face turned green.

The face of the person sitting in the huge bathtub also turned green.

He is naked/bare to the upper body, and the lower body is a long silver fish tail, hanging on the edge of the fish tank.

There were two uninvited guests at the door, one of whom was wearing a mask and couldn't hide his disgust and disgust.

Looking at him is like looking at a dog in a stinking ditch.

Merman: "..." No, do you have something to do?

"Are you Master Du Da?" asked the taller man in a short black coat.

The merman shook his silver-white fish tail, and made a slight sound when the fish scales scratched. He snorted and said, "Don't make noise. It will delay my listening to such beautiful music..."

Then he watched as another man in a mask broke his gramophone with his bare hands.

Merman: "..."

He was so angry that his face turned purple, and he screamed: "My new gramophone bought last month!!! I'll kill you!!!"

The penetrating power of the voices of the Merman Clan should not be underestimated. The roar of the Hedong Lion can stun people.

But in the next second he saw a black shadow whizzing through, and before he could figure out what it was, it flew directly into his mouth.

I used my tongue to identify it carefully, it was the tone arm of his tragic death phonograph.

Merman: "..."

Qi You took off the horn of the phonograph again, and looked at him expressionlessly.

Merman: "..."

I'm not born strong, I think it's probably cool.

He threw away the tonearm in his mouth, and his face turned red and white, like a big LED light bulb.

The big light bulb put on the gauze at the side, glaring at them angrily—especially Qiyou, whose slender fingertips swelled!

With a slap of the fish's tail, the water in the bathtub suddenly turned into flowing water jets!

Lu Chan subconsciously whispered a word of caution in his ear, if he didn't do it, he wanted to lift the sleeve of his left wrist, a string of blood-red tattoos suddenly splashed and turned into a demon knife in his hand, full of murderous aura and sharp edge.

Looking at the tiny water column rising from the bathtub, it was nothing compared to him.

The shark was silent for a moment, and immediately turned on the faucet.

Lu Chan: "..."

Standing on the side, Qi You felt like throwing up from the strong fishy smell in the room, and he was not prepared to fight melee at all.

He touched the red mark on his neck with his hand and pulled it off.

One end of the red thread was wrapped intimately around the little finger of his right hand, and the other end was stretched infinitely, leaving little embers floating.

Qi You: "Go, arrest people."

Like a dog seeing a bone, the red thread rushed out with a whoosh, and then entangled...

Lu confession? ? ?

Lu Chan looked at the red thread tied to the little finger of his left hand inexplicably, and followed to see Qiyou tied at the other end.

"Children, showing affection now...isn't that good?"

For the first time, Qiyou developed the urge to explode in place.

The author has something to say: I'm going out to play today!

好久没有出去逛街了，开心～感谢在2020-08-1311:56:10~2020-08-1410:24:43期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Little Lion x1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!