Who says the deity is not Bai Ze

Facing the ceiling, his lips parted slightly, his eyes glazed over.

If it weren't for the slight ups and downs in the chest, it would make people suspect that they saw a jpg emoji package.

Fu Li has maintained this posture for nearly 10 minutes.

Ten minutes ago, the moment he found himself waking up in Sha Bao's arms, he was stunned.

His brain was still aching after the hangover, but he managed to recall everything that happened last night in the next 10 minutes, including those details that would make people blush and heartbeat just thinking about it.

Fuck it...he wanted to die.

Really shameless.

How horny is he?

Although he doesn't mind men and women, and Sha Bao also looks good to him, but he has always regarded himself as a father. How can a father act like a spoiled idiot to his son after he gets drunk?It's simply too disrespectful!

But this is still second, the key is that Sha Bao didn't push him away, and... still pressed him like that several times.

Stimulation is stimulation, even after the end, the mandible is sore, and the tongue is numb, not like my own...

Wait, hold on!

Fu Li came back to his senses with a jolt, and was immediately ashamed that he was still thinking about what happened last night.After thinking for a long time, I couldn't come up with a countermeasure, but decided to implement the 36 strategies that failed last night as the best strategy.

So Fu Li turned his eyes and quickly glanced at the sleeping man beside him, seeing that he showed no sign of waking up, he carefully lifted the corner of the quilt, regardless of the strong arm that was pressing on his chest, and secretly made a formula in his heart, poof All of a sudden, it turned into a prototype—a cloud of milky mist-like vitality, and finally found the right moment, and drifted out from the gap between the arms.

By the bed, be safe!Entrance, safe!Outside, safe!After the investigation, please pass quickly!

Just when Fu Li was happily going to float out the door and float back to his room, a deep voice suddenly sounded behind him, with a little grievance and anger: "I want to run away after I sleep?"

Alert alert!There is an enemy attack!Activate the first level of combat readiness!

The little white ball, which had squeezed half of its body out of the door, froze in mid-air upon hearing this.

"Is it true that Fu Li refuses to accept after eating?" Listen, the grievance in the tone is almost overflowing.

The little white ball seemed to accept its fate, let out a thin sigh, and began to float back slowly.When it was about to float to the entrance, it turned around very quickly and rushed towards the door like an arrow from the string.

slip away!

As a result, when he was one step away from the gate of freedom, he was caught by a pair of big hands.

Like kneading dough with big hands, he stretched the little white ball and flattened it. After a while, he said in a pleasant tone: "Is this the prototype of Bai Ze? It's not quite what I imagined. It's soft and cute, just like you .”

"..." To be honest, it wasn't Sha Bao who reminded me, Fu Li almost forgot that his superficial identity was still Bai Ze.But now the one being pinched and played with is his real prototype!Fortunately, it was only discovered by Sha Bao, so he just figured out a way to fool him.If this is seen by others, wouldn't he be exposed?

Just as Fu Li was thinking about how to tell a lie, two knocks suddenly sounded from the door behind him.Chen Dansheng's voice floated in through the crack of the door: "Are you awake? Is Fuli with you? I knocked on his door just now, but he doesn't seem to be in his room."

After a while, no one responded. Chen Dansheng saw that the door was open, thought for a while, and pushed it open and walked in.

Then, the two people who had an ambiguous posture at the entrance stared at each other with big eyes.

Chen Dansheng: "... Excuse me."

Fuli: "..." It's not what you think, really.

Fu Li waved away the salty pig's hand that was pinching the soft flesh on his face, straightened his clothes, and asked Chen Dansheng: "What's the matter?"

Chen Dansheng glanced back and forth between Shabao and Fuli, restrained his discoloration, and replied: "That's right, the guide sent by the organizer of Lishan Dojo has arrived downstairs at the hotel, you guys get ready , almost ready to go."

Fu Li said hello, and asked Chen Dansheng to go downstairs to wait for them, and they went down soon after packing their luggage.

In fact, it's luggage, it's just a few pieces of clothes, and it doesn't take much effort at all. Fu Li's main purpose is to drive Chen Dansheng away.

He has no habit of letting others pry into his private affairs.

Sha Bao returned to the bed, folded the crumpled quilt, and packed the changed clothes into the suitcase.A gust of wind blew up between bending over and throwing feet, driving the clothes to stick to the waist, outlining a sharp waistline full of strength, very thin and beautiful.

Fu Li leaned on the door frame to watch his movements, and after a moment of consideration, he still said: "It was indeed my fault last night, I drank too much and talked nonsense and did things that caused misunderstandings. But, but you should also push away Me, why do you want me like that... If you pushed me away, wouldn't there be so many troubles now? No matter how bad you are, you can still knock me out, there is always a way to stop me I'm going to do something to you..."

After talking about it, the more he talked, the more emboldened he became, and he was quite confident, asking the teacher for the crime.

Sha Bao didn't pay attention to the question of whether to push or not, so he raised his eyebrows and asked, "What is that like?"

"It's um... kiss, um... nibble on me." Mumbling for a while, Fu Li really didn't have the nerve to say such words as a kiss, so he simply smashed the jar and said roguely: "It doesn't matter, Just forget about what happened last night!"

"Don't." Shabao knew that his daughter-in-law was not so easy to turn around, so he said all the embarrassing things for him, "You kiss me, touch me, sleep with me, but you don't want me?"

He put the suitcase aside, approached Fu Li, stared at Fu Li with a pair of watery and deep eyes, and said aggrievedly: "I don't care about the relationship between us anymore, but you said you don't want me? That's great." Be cruel."

Oops.

When Sha Bao said this, Fu Li suddenly felt that the two big characters of 'scumbag' had been poked on his head.

Is he really too much?Fu Li glanced at the tall man with drooping eyes and said nothing, and couldn't help doubting himself.

But he's just not used to having something out of his control happen to him.

Those who have experienced chaos understand what it means to respect the strong.They are very territorial and wary of everything around them, because they know that even the closest people may stab you at an unexpected moment.

But when such a person suddenly appeared beside him.

The whole mood will be easily affected by this person's every move, when he is awake and when he is asleep, the first thing that comes to mind is his eyebrows and eyes.I can't bear to see him get hurt, I can't bear to see him lose.

Fu Li always thought that he was alone, he was used to being cold.That's why when this person appeared, he was uneasy and afraid.

So much so that I want to escape to a place where this person can't go, and hide myself.

But today Fuli doesn't want to hide anymore.

"Then what do you say?"

"Responsible to me." Sha Bao raised his head, held Fu Li's cold hand, looked at him with shining eyes, and said, "If you are not used to it, let's try it together for a while first. If you really feel that it is not suitable, after that The relationship between you is up to you. Is that okay?"

Shabao's eyes are very bright, like the starlight filled with the sky, but they are not aggressive, even accommodating and gentle, which can calm the mind inexplicably.

Staring into Sha Bao's eyes, Fu Li unconsciously said the word 'good' before he could think about it.

Hearing this, Sha Bao grinned, and pointed little tiger teeth popped out.He lowered his head, kissed Fu Li lightly on the lips, then pulled the trolley case and led Fu Li out of the room.

Fu Li hadn't recovered from the sudden kiss, her footsteps paused slightly, and she murmured: "Ah... I haven't taken my things yet."

Sha Bao squeezed Fu Li's palm, and said with an extremely satisfied smile, "Now I'm going to help you organize things, boyfriend."

Hearing the last three words, the innocent old virgin who hadn't dated for tens of thousands of years blushed suddenly.

***

The entrance of the hotel was facing the parking lot, and there were a bunch of strangely dressed people gathered in groups of three or four.Some wore ancient clothes of different dynasties, some hung strings of copper coins, some wore long robes and jackets, and some wore animal skin bunts in the cold weather of late autumn.

If people who didn't know it saw it, they would think it was a cosplay exhibition.

Holding a parasol, Che Chi looked back into the hall frequently, and asked anxiously, "Aren't they coming down yet? What are they doing up there..."

Chen Dansheng spread his hands and said nonchalantly, "Anyway, we haven't got all the people, so why are you in a hurry?"

Che Chi bit his lower lip angrily, and argued, "I'm not in a hurry! I'm just..." I just don't want to see them stay together.

Of course, this can't be said in the open, not to mention that as soon as Che Chi finished speaking, he saw the two people walking out of the hall from the corner of his eye.

Che Chi's eyes suddenly turned sore.

The two big men actually walked out hand in hand.

Before he got close, Che Chi immediately went up to meet him, and held up the umbrella thoughtfully, intending to give half to the man.It turned out that I was not tall enough, and I could barely cover the top of the man's head only by raising my arms straight.

He smiled awkwardly and said, "Sir, can you hold an umbrella?"

The man lowered his eyes, glanced at Che Chi expressionlessly, and said coldly, "My name is Sha Bao."

Che Chi: "???"

Seeing Che Chi froze in place like a messy little white flower in the wind, Fu Li popped a head from the side of the man, smiled sweetly, and purposely annoyed him: "Also, he is my husband." .”

Che Chi: "..."

The consequence of saying one more sentence is that the young sunfish rolled his eyes for the second time, stuck out his tongue, and overturned the car as expected.

Because Sha Bao made it clear that he didn't want to touch Che Chi, Chen Dansheng had no choice but to temporarily act as a human body support. He supported Che Chi's face with his shoulders, put one hand around Che Chi's waist, and pointed to a stop not far away with the other. He picked up the two buses and said, "We'll take that bus into Lishan later when everyone is ready."

Fu Li has no idea about cars, not to mention that he is a ruthless person who can even call a tricycle a little boy, so naturally he doesn't think there is anything wrong with a bus, but if it is put on someone else, he doesn't think so.

I only heard a slightly familiar voice from behind, yelling in a high-pitched way: "Oh, isn't it! Is it reliable? The dignified Lishan Dojo arranged for us such two broken cars? The hotel is not bad, just here The car is too low-grade, isn’t it? It’s fine if you don’t have a luxury car, and the bus? It’s just sending beggars, whoever wants to take the ride!”

Gold, silver and jade, ringed with jingle bells.

With just one glance, Fu Li remembered who this person was.

Although I changed into another set of fancy clothes today, but this high-profile style, exaggerated clothes, who else is not the one who threw himself at him yesterday?

I really don't know what kind of race can raise such flashy children, Fu Li was a little curious for a while, and quietly opened his eyes to look behind Sha Bao——

I saw that the original human youth had disappeared, replaced by a green peacock with gorgeous tail feathers and a high swallow head!

Fu Li quickly retracted his gaze, recalling some not-so-good memories when he was still in the chaos.

This fancy chicken...could it be the descendants of Kong Xuan?

Sha Bao noticed that Fu Li's expression was not right, he frowned slightly, his red lips were tightly pursed, as if he had eaten something dirty.

"What's wrong?" Sha Bao stretched out his hand and pinched the soft flesh on Fu Li's face.

Fuli came back to his senses after being pinched, and didn't care about the fact that men always like to touch hands and feet after confirming the relationship. He shook his head and said, "It's okay, I just thought of someone with a bad brain..."

All the following words were overshadowed by the sudden sound of gongs and drums.

All the spiritual practitioners waiting at the entrance of the hotel stopped talking for a while, muttering where the sound of gongs and drums came from, and at the same time looked curiously in the direction of the sound.

Then I saw a festively dressed team coming out of the bus with flower drums tied around their waists.With cool devil steps under their feet, the drum sticks in their hands beat the drum surface rhythmically, making dull or cheerful drumming sounds.

At the end of the line were two boys and girls with unusually pale complexions. The girl held a red banner in her hand and followed the line to the crowd, smiling slightly.

Then he stabbed the boy hard, and regardless of the boy's ugly face, he shook the banner away and said loudly, "Welcome to the Sunset Honglishan Tour Group!"

On the banner that was shaken open, there were several large characters that were altered and altered: Sunset Red Brackets Middle Age Brackets Crossed Out Lishan Scenery Tour Group welcomes you to join!

A few black lines were drawn on the forehead, and Fu Li suddenly felt that there was some truth in what Hua Huaji said.