Who says the deity is not Bai Ze

Back in the room, Jiu Jin finally rushed up belatedly.Fu Li was very dizzy, so he threw off his shoes and fell into the quilt, closed his eyes, and fell asleep unshakably.

In the middle of the night, he was woken up by the surging desire to urinate in his bladder.

Opening his eyes in a daze, Fu Li felt that his whole head had turned into a water balloon, full of swelling pain that was about to explode.

"Hiss, my head hurts... I want to pee..."

After being drunk, his mind was obviously not as clear-headed as usual. Fu Li didn't even think that he could use spells to dispel the drunkenness directly. He groaned and covered his head and rolled around on the bed a few times, yelling: "Hold me stand up--"

Realizing that no one paid attention to him, and his bladder was so sore, he reluctantly rolled out of bed to find the toilet.

"Hmm... hush, shush." ​​Muttering in a daze, Fu Li dragged the small cotton mop that came with the hotel, staggered step by step to find the door closest to the bed, unscrewed the handle, and knocked out.

"Huh? Where are you going..."

Fu Li, who didn't notice that she opened the wrong door at all, wondered why the toilet turned into a corridor?He wanted to shush, but you can't shush in the corridor, you will be stared at.

There was another burst of unbearable sourness, Fu Li's calf trembled twice, he couldn't help supporting the wall, bit his lower lip and whimpered: "Woo..."

Hurry, I can't hold it anymore!

He was in a hurry and rushed to the doctor, there was no time for Fulido to think about where the toilet went, he only had time to look around, and he resigned himself to a random door, lying on the door panel, frantically knocking on the door and at the same time Also shouting anxiously: "Wow! Open the door, I want to pee!"

Alcohol is a bad thing, no, it directly degenerates a decisive and decisive demon king into a coquettish little coward.

Fu Li was in a hurry, so he didn't control the volume well, and woke up half the people on the floor with his loud noise.

Of course, it also includes tenant No. 419 who was harassed by Fu Li's continuous knocking on the door.

Seeing that the door suddenly opened a small crack that only allowed one person to enter and exit, Fu Li didn't stand still, and staggered forward, just in time for the big hand protruding from the crack to grab the back of Destiny's neck, and kicked his feet into the air Humiliation poses are brought in.

He closed the door with his big hands and locked it, as if he was afraid that Fu Li would escape.

"Wait, wait! I can't stand—" Fu Li didn't dare to use any strength in his lower limbs. In a panic, he could only grab the man's nightgown limply, but he still couldn't help sliding down. He couldn't help it. Exclaimed: "Quick! Hold me tight!"

As soon as the words fell, a pair of strong arms climbed up from the waist, lifting Fu Li up, allowing him to lean firmly on the other's warm chest.

Fu Li stood firm, stopped panicking, and began to push his nose to his face again: "Pick me up and go to the toilet, I'm going to pee."

The man didn't respond, but obediently picked up Fuli and walked steadily towards the hotel bathroom with integrated bathroom.

After arriving in the bathroom, the man put Fu Li by the relief pool, turned around and was about to leave, when he suddenly heard a terrified cry from behind: "Ah, no! I can't stand still! I'm about to fall into the urinal!"

"..." The man sighed resignedly, walked back to Fu Li, put his arms through Fu Li's armpits, let Fu Li hang in front of him like a three-dimensional hanger, and asked in a low voice, "Is that okay?" ?"

"Hmm, it's okay." Satisfied, Fu Li hummed in a low voice, and opened the zipper of his pants to release the little Fu Li who was about to explode. At the same time, he did not forget to threaten the man fiercely, "You, turn your head away, Don't look! Otherwise, your head will be screwed off and kicked as a ball!"

The corner of the man's lips curled up, and he hummed perfunctorily, completely ignoring the little milk cat that only explodes when drunk.Instead of turning his head to the side, he lowered his head and watched Fu Li's movements with interest.

I saw little Fuli peeking out her head from the dense forest, her pink head was as cute as her own.

Half a minute later, Fu Li let out a long and refreshing breath.

He patted the man's shoulder as a reward, tilted his head and giggled a few times, and said, "Thank you."

"Wait...have you washed your hands?" The man narrowed his eyes, his gaze slowly shifted from Fu Li's brilliant smirk to the paws pressing his shoulders, and he said this through his teeth.

"Ah?" Fu Li withdrew his hand, stared at the five fingers suspected of being dirty for a while, and suddenly covered his nose with his fingers in the man's stunned eyes, took a deep breath, as proof Said: "It's very fragrant."

man:"……"

Fearing that he wouldn't believe it, Fu Li wanted him to smell it himself, raised his hand in front of the man, and even proudly said: "It doesn't stink, it smells good! Our gods even smell good!"

The man was silent for a moment, feeling that he still couldn't get serious with the drunk, so he took Fu Li's paws to the sink, squeezed some hand sanitizer onto his hands, turned on the faucet, and then went to rub and clean Fu Li's hands.

After washing and drying with a towel, the man leaned closer and smelled it, and said with a smile, "This is the fragrance."

The palm of his hand was itchy from the tip of his nose, Fu Li looked up at the man suspiciously, seeing that the man just kept staring at him and smiling, cursed a fool secretly, and sniffed his hand perfunctorily.

As a result, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't help taking another sip, exclaiming, "Really...it smells so good, and it's still cool."

Unexpectedly, this sticky thing smelled more fragrant than the fairy boo boo, and Fu Li felt that he was a unparalleled little fairy boy again.

He rolled his eyes, intending to thank this person a little bit, he can't take advantage of others, can he?

So Fu Li blinked and blinked, and suddenly pounced heavily on the man, hugged the man like an octopus, then stood on tiptoe, carefully kissed the corner of the man's mouth: "Thank you, you are so kind!"

man:"……"

Fu Li didn't notice anything wrong after kissing, the old god put his hands behind his back on the ground, leaned down to look at the man who suddenly lowered his head, and after seeing the man's earlobe red to the point of bleeding, he said in surprise: "Oh, your Are your ears sick? Let me help you!"

After finishing speaking, she really leaned close to the man's earlobe and blew up gently.

However, the blood red in the earlobe not only did not disappear, it even quickly spread to the face and neck, and after a while all the exposed skin turned into boiled shrimp.

Fu Li stuck out her tongue, feeling as if she had gotten into trouble.

But I don't want to take the blame, after all, there are so many red lights to blow, and Fu Xiaoli is not a balloon.

Just when Fu Li turned his back, planning to move 36 times as the best strategy, another fiery hand grabbed his wrist.

The deep and magnetic voice sprayed on Fu Li's ears along with the warm breath: "Who am I?"

Fu Li was taken aback by this abrupt question, turned around slowly, and glanced at the man with a look of caring for a fool.

But then his eyes lit up, and he jumped up excitedly and hugged the man's neck and rubbed fiercely, moaning and saying something.

At the same time, the man trembled all over, feeling something soft slipping through the carotid artery, leaving some cool water stains.

Mostly Fuli's tongue.

Who can stand this!He is also a man.

Thus, the man whose forehead was twitching violently after being teased finally couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed Fu Li by the back of his neck, and threw him onto the bed. .

When they got closer, the man finally heard what Fu Li was humming. He hugged the man's arm, stretched out his pink tongue and licked it, and hummed tenderly and softly: "The big pig's trotters are delicious. ..."

"..." The domineering and affectionate face of the big pig's trotter cracked for a moment, thinking that Fuli would still be Fuli when he was drunk, but he gnawed on him like a pig's trotter, really heartless of.

So he shook his head helplessly, just about to turn over and get out of bed to take a cold shower to suppress the surging tide of emotion, when he heard the rare and delicate person holding his face, and said in a serious tone: "It's really good I like you..."

Heck—the string called "reason" in the man's brain finally broke completely.

He had waited too long for this sentence.

It has been so long that the vicissitudes of life have disappeared in the long river of time. It has been so long that it has been transformed into a few strokes in the mythical books in the age of the gods. ..

After all, he finally waited, even if it was just a drunken remark that seemed true and false.

Anyway, he took it seriously.

The man gently brushed away the damp hair sticking to Fuli's forehead, and raised the corners of his lips contentedly, revealing a clear and moist smile that could make the sun and the moon pale. The dimples on his cheeks were intoxicatingly sweet.

"Who am I?" He repeated what he had asked earlier.

Fu Li stretched out his hand to rub his eyes that had accidentally soaked in sweat, and tried to open his eyes wide to look.

After a while, an uncertain and confused voice sounded: "Silly treasure?"

"It's me, Fuli."

"I'm here."

always there.

Be it Sha Bao or Yu Qing, they seem to be less important in front of the people they care about the most.

He lifted Fu Li's chin, stared at the slightly parted pink lips for a moment, and finally printed his own lips on it with great care.

At the moment of contact, a tsunami set off in the depths of the soul, and every heartbeat was completely drawn by the breath of the other party.

"Huh?!" Fu Li was shocked, why Sha Bao bit his tongue!It's too much!

So Fu Xiaoli, who must take revenge, quickly hooked the troublesome thing, and took a bite hard in return, but it seemed that the bite was too hard, and a bloody smell spread from his mouth instantly.

But this bite did not know which switch on the man was touched, and the attack that could be called gentle at first became violent in an instant, kissing Fu Li like a gust of wind and a shower.

When the man let him go, Fu Li was almost out of breath, her whole face was swollen into a ripe melon flesh, looking juicy, tender and delicious.

Fu Li felt that she had never been so wronged before, her rosy lips flattened, and Qiong Yao's upper body accused the man's crimes one by one: "You have gone too far! First you lied to me, because a trivial matter is not worth it. Talk to me, kiss me with that sunfish again, and now it still bites me! What is wrong with me, why is it not as good as a fish? You treat me like this? If it weren’t for my generosity, he would be in my stomach now inside!"

Zi'er, Zi'er, taking advantage of the strength of the wine, Fu Li finally let out all the grievances that had accumulated for a long time.

As a result, before he could finish speaking, Fu Li's lips were lightly bitten again.

Sha Bao, or Yu Qing, looked at the small mouth that kept chattering in front of him, and pecked and kissed again and again like an addiction, but it was just a taste.

He didn't want to take advantage of others' danger and bully them too hard.

Sha Bao doesn't mind Fu Li's exaggerated facts, turning black and white and throwing the blame, isn't it the blame?He back!As long as you can get your daughter-in-law's forgiveness, what's the point of carrying a few pots?

So he spread his long arms around Fu Li's shoulders, pressed his head on his chest, and admitted his mistake three times without backbone: "I'm sorry, it's my fault, my fault, I won't have any contact with Che Chi anymore."

Fu Li's ears were numb from the vibration of his chest when he spoke, so that he couldn't hear anything else clearly, only heard the word Che Chi in a daze.

Still dare to pick up the car late?

As soon as he kicked his legs, he threatened angrily: "Let him go quickly! Otherwise, don't blame the deity's Kunwu for being ruthless! When the time comes, it won't count if you hurt people, but it won't be good if you hurt flowers and plants. If you hurt flowers and plants, you will lose money. We didn't If you owe money, you have to be in debt, and in debt you have to beg for food, but begging for food is better than dying..."

"Pfft." This is the energy of wine and jealousy superimposed, and the words are starting to be confused?I didn't expect Fu Li to become a different person after getting drunk, so cute...

Sha Bao's heart moved, he patted Fu Li's back softly, and said in a low voice: "Don't worry, there is no car late, and no one else."

"My whole life is just you."

After about a few minutes, the breathing of the person in his arms gradually calmed down, Sha Bao lowered his head, kissed Fu Li lightly on the forehead, silently said good night, and in this posture, closed his eyes Light sleep up.

As for how to face the sober Fu Li after tonight, Sha Bao said that it was Fu Li who drank the fragments and not him, whether he can remember is still a question.

Even if he really remembered all of them, then he is just an innocent little cutie who is forced by the power, not only can't beat Fu Li, but he is even more reluctant to beat Fu Li.