Cry again, I will kill you

"Duck intestines, tripe, hey! Fat intestines, too." Sitting in the hot pot restaurant, the watering pot excitedly pointed at the menu: "This, this, I said, can your eyes do it?"

A group of people who were still dejected in the training hall just now are sitting around the hot pot restaurant, the mentality of being unilaterally bloody and smashed to the ground has long been thrown out of the sky, and the aroma of the hot pot restaurant floats into the two-table private room from all directions Here, just smelling it makes people salivate.

"I said, can you have some vegetarian food? You are a sportsman after all! Meaty meaty meaty meat! Just know how to order meat. Look at what kind of virtue you have on your big face plate, and you still eat meat every day!" Funnel While scrolling through the menu and looking at the price, all he thinks about is his wallet that is about to lose blood.

"I said..." Yu Nan, who was sitting in the training hall eating melons and watching a show but was forced to eat, stared at the two people who ordered food, glanced at Qin An with lingering fear, and asked, "Is it really appropriate for me to sit here?" ?"

Qin An squinted at him, and said, blowing the hot tea in the cup like an old man, "I didn't bring you here, why are you asking me?"

The watering can has sharp ears, and immediately interjected: "Oh, I said Sleeping Beauty, you have asked me three times! Look at your small body, as thin as ribs, you can still eat us up ?”

Yu Nan thought to myself that my 185cm tall man is as skinny as ribs.

Of course, he just thought about it, but he didn't bother to refute. Instead, the watering can patted the back of Funnel's hand as if remembering something, and shouted excitedly: "Yes, yes, ribs, ribs, ribs, too!"

Funnel slapped his hand away and said, "Park your uncle's bones! Have you ever seen someone order ribs in hot pot?"

The watering can said: "Hey, I said you can't stop letting others eat meat just because you have grown a vegetable-eating tooth!"

Funnel was so angry that he pinched his waist and threatened: "I advise you to be careful when you speak."

The watering can pinched it back: "Hey, you're wrong, pinch your grandpa's tickle."

Seeing that the two of you were like primary school students, you chattered back and forth, Qin Yu cleared his throat, and added calmly: "Which of you two is talking nonsense, I'll press him in and wash him when the pot boils. Face."

The watering can and funnel were suddenly as quiet as chickens: "..."

Yu Nan bit her lips tightly, holding back the smile in her mouth.

The door of the private room was suddenly pushed open, and Lin Anning gnawed on half a cucumber and leaned against the door frame, urging: "I said, brothers, do you not know the words on the menu? It's been a long time since I ordered. Why don't I bring you a dictionary?"

Qin An's temples twitched when he heard the word "dictionary". He glanced at the two people around him who were ordering dishes as if they were doing math problems, and snatched the menu from under the funnel: "You two are grinding and chirping. How about doing this? I'll do it."

As he said that, he finished ticking off the few things he had kept in mind with a few strokes. The speed of his writing was so fast that his eyes were straightened when he saw the watering can and the funnel.

The watering can sighed in a low voice: "Damn, brother Qin, you don't have the speed for multiple-choice questions, do you?"

Yu Nan quietly looked over from this angle, seeing that Qin An's hooks were all his favorite food, he poked his thigh from under the table guiltily, signaling him that enough was enough.

Qin Yu grabbed his fingers from under the table with his backhand: "Don't make trouble."

Yu Nan reminded him in a low voice: "Don't do this, what should they do if they are really overwhelmed?"

Qin Yu was overjoyed, and glanced at him: "I'll force you to work here if you're overwhelmed."

This person is too naive, how about teasing a child?

"You—" Yu Nan squinted at him, opened his mouth, and before he could say anything, several people came in one after another at the door, they were senior seniors from the school swimming team who went out to smoke.

Hou Zeqi walked at the end of the group. After entering the door, he saw Lin Anning leaning against the door with a cucumber in his mouth, chewing like a squirrel. He was a little surprised: "Why did the little boss come to serve you today?"

"Hmm," Lin Anning chewed a cucumber and said inarticulately, "If I, Qing Guo Lan Guo, were not sitting in this room, my aunt wouldn't be bothered to come over and urge you group of hanged aunts to cool off."

Hou Zeqi: "Auntie? Hanged herself?"

Lin Anning swallowed the cucumber in his mouth, and said anxiously: "Master! Get on the sedan chair!"

Hou Zeqi said meaningfully: "Oh~"

Qin An and Yunan were so stupid that he didn't hold back, and they all made a "poof".

As a result, in an instant, the people in the room were like geese that had been poked in their laughing holes, and they all slapped the table and stomped their feet with "rely hahahahahaha" laughter.

Lin Anning reacted belatedly, "Damn", stomped his feet angrily and shouted: "What are you laughing at! Do you want to order?!"

Hou Zeqi, who was standing next to him, withdrew his malicious smirk and asked him, "What kind of beef do you have?"

"Australian fat beef, snowflake fat beef, Angus fat beef, high-quality fat beef, hand-cut fat beef, spicy beef, egg-scrambled beef, rattan pepper beef, hand-beaten beef..." Lin Anning said without thinking The name of the dish was reported without panting, and before the report was over, he glared at Hou Zeqi impatiently: "I said you are illiterate, why don't you pass on the two menus on the table? Do I have to make this effort?"

Hou Zeqi stopped teasing him, and patted him on the shoulder: "Okay, then put two copies of the one you just reported on the table."

All the new players in the first year of high school: "???"

As he said that, he took the menu Qin An had planned and stuffed it into Lin Anning's hand, and continued: "In addition to these on the menu, you can grab any drinks and beer. Hurry up, brothers are hungry."

Lin An Ning showed two little canine teeth in joy: "Okay, bro, you're refreshing," he patted the other party's arm, and after saying that, he jumped up and down with the menu and left.

After he left, the entire private room was silent for three seconds, and the funnel shook the watering can next to him as if waking up from a dream: "I may have auditory hallucinations, he... how much did he just drink?"

The watering can closed its mouth in a daze and swallowed: "I... I don't seem to have heard clearly."

Seeing their reaction, Hou Zeqi pulled away the chair beside Qin An and sat down, and explained with a smile to the new team members at the table: "Let me reiterate, the rules of the school swimming team—whether they win or lose, they are all old players." Invite the new team members to dinner."

All the new team members breathed a sigh of relief when the words fell, and burst into cheers.

"My god! I'm scared to death!"

"Then I have to feel free to eat and have a good time."

"Damn it's too exciting! I almost lost my breath just now."

"So we were donkeys all afternoon?"

The curly-haired man turned his head from another table and asked, "Is it exciting?" He said and pointed at Hou Zeqi: "We were also deceived by this man when we were freshmen in high school."

The watering can asked: "Didn't you beat him at that time?"

"Who will pay for beating him? If you want to beat him, you have to wait until the meal is over," someone answered later. He was in the second grade of high school. Because his head was bigger than ordinary people, he was nicknamed Datou.

Anyway, before the food was served, the team members at the two tables started chatting with each other.

Yu Nan leaned over to Qin An's side and asked, "Little Qin An, is it even more inappropriate for me to sit now?"

Qin An nodded: "You may really be crushed here for a while."

"Then is there still time for me to slip away?" Yu Nan asked.

Qin An said: "You should think about how to open the window when you are full."

As they said that, they both glanced at the window at the same time, but unexpectedly they met the eyes of the curly-haired man with a short mouth.

The curly-haired man looked at Yu Nan, and asked as if he had discovered something: "Hey, I see that handsome classmate over there, you don't practice sports with your body, do you?"

Yu Nan, who was named by him, instantly attracted all eyes: "Ah yes, I'm from the art class next door."

He nodded and smiled out of politeness, his beautiful peach blossom eyes were curved.

"Hey, the people in the art class are good-looking, and if you sit here, you will stand out from the crowd." Curly Mao said while looking up and down Yu Nan's face without fear.

There was a sense of yin and yang in his tone and eyes, and Qin An's violent temper immediately became angry.

Before Qin Yu could speak, Hou Zeqi answered the conversation first.

"Oh, then may I ask which street the chicken came from?" His voice was already a little lower than that of ordinary people, but there was a smile on the corner of his mouth at the moment, but his eyes were cold.

A beautiful counterattack made Curly Hair speechless. The people around heard the meaning of his words, and they all held back their laughter, and some even laughed softly.

Hou Zeqi glanced at Qin An's clenched fist from the corner of his eye, followed his tense muscles, and joked: "The person you brought, right? He looks pretty, I thought it was your family member. "

WTF?

Qin An's fists were loosened, and the look of "Are you fucking mentally retarded" was written all over his face.

"Yes, yes, it's a family member!" The watering can patted Yu Nan's shoulder: "Hey, this is my brother Qin's cousin. He has a good relationship with us. We eat together every day, and we are all our own people."

Yu Nan's eyes widened: "???"

Qin Yu secretly cursed: "..."

"Oh, my cousin's genes are really good," Hou Zeqi glanced at Qin An: "Your skin color is a bit disappointing."

Qin Yu: "..."

"Pfft", Yu Nan secretly laughed.

Qin Yu clenched his fists again.