The cannon fodder's vest fell off again

The news that Zhong Quan bought the painting quickly spread, and reporters from all walks of life rushed to the exhibition hall to take pictures of the newcomer's painting that was bought by a world-class painting master for 500 million.

During the news time in the evening, the Xu family was watching TV in the living room after dinner. Xu Xifeng looked at the picture of the red wall and ridged tiles on the TV, and couldn't help sighing, "It's really a good painting. As old as you?"

"Who knows, that's what I said, and I haven't seen anyone." Xu Nuo sat next to her and crazily complained about a few friends who went to see the art exhibition with her today.

Xu Nuo: [Just draw what you want, don't be so ignorant, he is only at an ordinary level, is it compared with that "Plain" painting? 】

Li Ziya: [But I think Chu Xinpeng's paintings are also very good. I really didn't expect that there are such talents in their group. 】

Zhou Yi: [It's not bad. 】

Xu Nuo: [Not bad, not bad, it's just an ordinary painting. 】

Li Ziya: [Generally, there are still people who have not passed the review, at least Chu Xinpeng's painting has been hung in the art exhibition. 】

Tian Ran: [So, you can't look at people by their appearance. Although they like to hang out with Xu Ye, you have seen it today, and there is Xie Xueba who is with them. 】

Xu Nuo was so angry that he dropped his phone and ignored them.

The scene of "Su" in the news passed by in a flash. Xu Xifeng hadn't seen enough, so he asked Xu Nuo, "Do you have a photo of that painting?"

"Yes." Xu Nuo picked up the phone and found the photo and handed it to Xu Xifeng.

Xu Nuo leaned over and said, "At that time, a foreigner was the first to see it, and wanted to buy it for [-] yuan."

Xu Xifeng zoomed in on the photo and looked at the details carefully, "The foreigner knows what to buy. If I were there, he wouldn't be able to bid."

Xu Nuo asked with a smile: "If it were you, how much do you plan to pay?"

"He just thought about it." Zhou Mei came over and interrupted the conversation between the father and daughter, "What should I buy if I support a painter at home? If you want it, let your daughter draw it for you. It’s not a painting by a master, so why spend money to buy it? If you ask me, the person who bought this painting for 500 million is just a trick. What a master, maybe it’s just a show, a gimmick. "

Xu Xifeng still respects art very much. He used to be poor and couldn't afford to learn painting, but now he has money and wants to cultivate it in his own children. As a result, he doesn't have enough artistic talents, and he doesn't have one at all.

"What do you know? The master is someone who can be invited from any exhibition hall, and he can't talk too much. I tried so hard to send Xu Nuo to this old man to learn how to paint. The money was spent, and the person was found, so it was only sent to his disciples, after all, is it because people look down on them?"

Xu Xifeng looked at the paintings on his mobile phone and said enviously: "This kid is lucky. He didn't show up. He got the money and got a name. Maybe he can be accepted by the old man. The first painting will be sold." If you pay such a high price, you won’t have to worry about not being able to sell your paintings in the future.”

Xu Nuo laughed at the side, "Dad, you also said that this person didn't even show his face, so you knew he was a kid. What if it was a girl?"

Xu Xifeng said: "Impossible, this painting must be drawn by a boy, girls can't draw such a picture."

Xu Nuo pouted unhappily, "Dad started to discriminate against girls again."

Zhou Mei snorted, "Girls are never as good as boys in your father's eyes. It's a pity that I raised a waste."

Xu Xifeng frowned impatiently, "Why are you talking about him?"

Speaking of Xu Ye's promise, he became angry, "Don't mention it, Xu Ye also went to the art exhibition today, I don't know what he is doing, and I can't understand it."

Zhou Mei asked: "He didn't make any trouble, did he? He left home and if he got into trouble again, no one would clean up the mess for him."

"Humph!"

Xu Yuan suddenly snorted hard, threw the messy half-pushed cantaloupe in his hand onto the carpet, and went upstairs with his mouth pouted and his buttocks twisted.

Zhou Mei was stunned by his fall, "Stinky boy, why are you losing your temper?"

Xu Nuo lay paralyzed on the sofa and watched Xu Yuan go upstairs, "Maybe it's because you said Xu Ye is trash, and he's upset."

Zhou Mei picked up the cantaloupe and rubbed yellow on the carpet. She cursed, "I'm just a waste, so I don't want to talk about it. The brat learned from Xu Ye, and his temper is getting bigger and bigger. He won't stay in this house." The next bit is good! Look at the carpet, can it be wiped off!"

Xu Ye was preparing to broadcast live in the attic when the phone rang suddenly.

He picked up the phone, "Are you still asleep?"

"elder brother."

Hearing the commotion, Xu Ye didn't seem very happy, so Xu Ye asked, "What's wrong?"

Xu Yuan asked aggrievedly: "Brother, do you want to learn to draw?"

Xu Ye was taken aback by these words, "Why did you suddenly let me learn to draw?"

"Just learn, okay." Xu Yuan was afraid that he would refuse, and said, "You can learn something else, piano, or something else." Xu Xiaoyuan was not in a high mood, not chattering like usual.

Xu Ye asked: "What's the matter, do you want to learn to draw?"

"No!" Xu Yuan said loudly, and there was no movement after speaking, and after a while, there was a wow on the other end of the phone.

Xu Xiaoyuan cried!

Xu Ye was taken aback, "What's the matter? Why are you crying?"

Xu Yuan cried loudly and was extremely wronged. He cried and said, "They said you are trash, but you are not, you are not trash, brother, you learn to draw, okay woo woo woo!"

Hearing what he said, Xu Ye probably guessed what was going on.

He asked Xu Yuan: "Aren't I just trash? It's not the first day they said that. Why are you crying?"

"You're not, you're not!" Xu Yuan cried, "I don't want them to say that about you, brother, you should learn to draw."

Xu Ye felt helpless.

Finally, Xie Zhuo stopped making trouble today, and Xu Yuan came again.

Xu Ye said: "You don't need to learn, let me tell you something secretly, don't tell others."

Xu Yuan twitched, his voice still humming, "Yeah."

"I can draw. I went to an art exhibition. My paintings sold for a lot of money."

Xu Yuan cried for a while and the crying gradually subsided. After a while, he sniffed, "Really? Just now, there was an art exhibition on the TV that Dad was watching, and the red ones sold for tens of thousands. Painting, did you draw it?"

Xu Ye smiled, "Well, I drew it, do you want to see it?"

"Think!" Xu Yuan elongated his voice, and finally heard a little smile.

Xu Ye coaxed him, "If you want to watch it, don't cry, go to bed early, and I will pick you up from the kindergarten tomorrow."

"Ah."

Xu Yuan hung up the phone, grabbed the sheet and rubbed his weeping face, climbed off the bed, opened the door and ran outside.

The person who went upstairs angrily just now came down cheerfully, Zhou Mei glared at him, "Why are you so crazy?"

Xu Nuo said: "Little kid has a lot of things to do, and it will change after a while."

Xu Yuan was silly, picked up the leftover cantaloupe on the coffee table and gnawed a few mouthfuls, gnawed all over his face, he puffed up his cheeks and pointed at the promise: "Idiot, you are trash!"

Xu Nuo picked up a cushion and threw it at Xu Yuan's forehead. Xu Yuan was hit and sat down on the ground, throwing the unfinished cantaloupe towards Xu Nuo.

I didn't throw it correctly, I didn't have enough energy, so I threw it on Zhou Mei's face with a slap.

Zhou Mei blamed him, "Are you looking for a fight?"

Xu Nuo pointed at him and smiled, "You're done."

Xu Yuan didn't have the character of sitting on the ground waiting to die, he got up and grabbed the leftover cantaloupe rinds on the table and threw it at Xu Nuo, "Idiots, you are all idiots!"

Xu Xifeng was hurt by several pieces of cantaloupe rinds, and he said fiercely to Xu Yuan, "Are you looking for a beating?"

Xu Xifeng had never beaten Xu Yuan before, the one who beat him was Xu Nuo, Xu Yuan was not afraid at all, ran up to Xu Xifeng with a smile and crawled up his lap, put his arms around his neck and asked, "Dad, that red pair just now?" The painting is beautiful, isn't it?"

Every time this brat acted coquettishly, he had a purpose, Xu Xifeng looked at him, "Why, do you want it?"

Xu Yuan smiled and lost his eyes, "Can our family afford it?"

It's indeed a bit expensive, Xu Xifeng didn't want him to be used to spending money like Xu Ye, "Well, I can't afford it, so don't worry about it."

Xu Ye chuckled, "It's okay, my brother can afford it, I'll ask my brother for it."

Xu Xifeng snorted disdainfully, "It's almost as good as he sold himself."

Xu Yuan really wanted to show off, but he promised Xu Ye not to say anything.

He covered his mouth with both hands and laughed.

Xu Xifeng patted his head, "Why are you smirking like a fool."

Xu Yuan said: "Father, if my brother becomes very powerful in the future, will you cry?"

He kept talking about Xu Ye, Xu Xifeng frowned, "Did you call Xu Ye?"

Xu Yuan jumped out of Xu Xifeng's arms, shaking his head triumphantly, "No, I'm going to bed, good boy should go to bed early, only trash keeps playing with the phone."

Xu Nuo, who had been waiting with his mobile phone to watch Dashen's live broadcast, jumped up and chased him away, "I think you are looking for a fight!"

Xu Yuan ran upstairs with his two small arms, yelling as he ran, "If you can't catch up, you will be pissed off, your paintings are not wanted by anyone, and you are useless!"

Running upstairs, the door slammed shut, shutting Xu Nuo out.

Xu Nuo stood upstairs and shouted, "Mom, look at him!"

The most exciting moment after the start of school is nothing more than the release of the grade list by the school. Rumors have spread to this day that almost everyone knows that Xie Zhuo did not take the first place this time, but it is hard to guess who took Xie Zhuo's first place. results.

Xie Zhuo was the only one in the whole school who was conflicted. He should be angry if he was robbed of the first place, but Xu Ye was the one who robbed him of the first place. He was actually a little proud.

What's wrong?

Until he came to school, he didn't see his awesome deskmate appear after morning self-study, Xie Zhuo's pride disappeared immediately.

Xie Zhuo: [Where are people?If you get the first place in the exam, you're awesome, right? You won't be able to go to school? 】

Xu Ye: [I have something to do, go in the afternoon. 】

Xie Zhuo: [What do you have to do, you have a lot to do! 】

Xu Ye: 【Bring you milk tea. 】

Xie Zhuo snorted, "He will send me away with things that don't cost money."

Chi Liang strolled over from the front and asked Xie Zhuo, "Why didn't Brother Ye come, did he forget that school started today?"

Xie Zhuo snorted, "Forget what, he always wants to come, but he doesn't come if he doesn't want to. He said he has something to do, so come here in the afternoon."

Chi Liang smacked his lips, "Brother Ye is awesome, he is so comfortable even going to school, when will I be as tough as him?"

Xie Zhuo glanced at him, "Wait until you break out of the top [-] in your grade."

"Why? Brother Ye isn't also holding the number one spot from the bottom."

I don't know who suddenly asked, "Why isn't our class's grades in the monthly exam this time? The other classes have already sent them to the group."

Chu Xinpeng turned around and asked Xie Zhuo, "Brother Zhuo, is it because Lao Ban is afraid that you won't be able to accept it, so he didn't announce it?"

Xie Zhuo lazily propped his head up and snorted, "Thinking too much, old class is afraid that you can't bear it."

Xu Ye's refusal to come may be because he was afraid that they would not be able to bear it. After all, if this result comes out, the earth will be shaken even if it does not fall apart.

At this moment, Wang Ping walked into the classroom holding a stack of papers and the report card of this exam. His steps were light, his face was full of smiles, and he was still humming a little song, "I'm so happy today~"

"Damn, why is Lao Ban dressed like a sunset red today?" Chi Liang looked in horror at Wang Ping, who was wearing a suit that didn't fit well and a red tie.

Wang Ping tapped on the blackboard, "Everyone return to their seats and sit down."

Seeing them slowly returning to their seats, Wang Ping looked at the empty seat in the last row and asked Xie Zhuo, "Xu Ye didn't come today?"

"Yeah." Xie Zhuo looked at Wang Ping with indescribable disgust, "Old Ban, what are you wearing? Thanks to him not coming, otherwise you can't scare him?"

The whole class burst into laughter.

Wang Ping didn't care, and said with a smile: "What do you know, you must be greedy, or next time you get the first place in the exam, I will show you the same dress."

Xie Zhuo quickly refused, "No, I don't want to."

The monitor, Qin Wenwen, heard something tricky, and asked Wang Ping, "Teacher, what you say means that Xie Zhuo is not only the number one in his grade, but also the number one in our class?"

Wang Ping looked at Xie Zhuo sympathetically, "Indeed, Xie Zhuo was careless this time. Not only was he robbed of the first place in the grade, but he didn't even get the first place in the class. The grade list has been posted on the bulletin board. After class, go there by yourself." look."

Hearing this, the classroom became chaotic.

In the past, the second and third on the grade list were from other classes, and now their class produced a student who passed the Xie Zhuo exam, who would this person be?

You look at me and I look at you, and you don't think you have such ability.

Wang Ping divided up the report card and let them pass it on later, "When the report card is taken back, the parents will sign it."

It stands to reason that the first thing to do when you get the report card is to look at your score and ranking, but this time it has been pressed for so long, and it is said that the first place does not belong to Xie Zhuo. The moment everyone gets the report card, they all look at the ranking first. Who is the first person.

Seeing the number one name, the classroom was eerily quiet for nearly 5 minutes, and then there was an explosion.

"Xu Ye?"

"Full marks in all subjects?"

"First?"

"First in the school?"

"Just kidding?"

"Old class, are you crazy?"

"how can that be?"

Zhou Wenjun looked at the report card in his hand in disbelief, every subject on it was followed by full marks.

He looked back to the last row, did he cheat?

The three of Chu Xinpeng, Xiong Zhi and Chi Liang didn't react at the first time, and when they did, the other people in the classroom were about to knock off the roof.

What's the difference between this and a bolt from the blue?

Xu Ye, who they have known for so long, brother Ye, won the first place in the whole year group?

"Fuck me?" Chi Liang suddenly turned his head and looked back through Chu Xinpeng. Xu Ye was not there, so he aimed at Xie Zhuo, "Fuck me! Fuck me!"

Chu Xinpeng was disturbed by his fucking, and kicked him on the stool leg, "Stop fucking!"

Chi Liang was kicked forward by him, "Fuck me!"

Chu Xinpeng had no time to care about him, he was completely fooled when he heard the news, he turned around and asked Xie Zhuo, "What's going on?"

Xie Zhuo should have known about this a long time ago. He said it was a "surprise" at the zoo last time. Now he knows why this "surprise" has been kept hidden. This is too fucking shocking!

Xiong Zhi asked nervously, "Did Brother Ye cheat?"

Chi Liang, who lacked vocabulary, was still "fucking" in front, Xie Zhuo glared at him, "You can't stop fucking, right?"

"Fuck me!" Chi Liang couldn't find any other words that could express his mood better than me fuck, "Brother Ye, he...fuck me!"

"Who the fuck?" Xie Zhuo folded the report card and put it away, glaring at Chi Liang.

Chi Liang took a deep breath, "Leave me alone, I'll fuck whatever I want."

Chu Xinpeng was as surprised as Chi Liang, and he also had a lot of self-fucking things in his heart, but he didn't talk like Chi Liang, "What's going on?"

Xie Zhuo glanced at Chu Xinpeng and Xiong Zhi who were staring back at him, and then at the forty or fifty pairs of surprised and curious eyes of the whole class, "If I had known I wouldn't be here, you shouldn't be scruples Would it be sad if I was robbed of the first place?"

Chu Xinpeng didn't seem to hear anything, "Brother Ye didn't cheat, did he really take the first place, didn't you already know it? So it's true?"

Xie Zhuo curled his lips, and gave him a simple and calm look, "Ah, he didn't cheat, he took my first place by virtue of his ability to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger. I already knew that, let's do it."

...

The grade list, which has been kept hidden for a long time, was made public for the first time after the first class was over. The entrance of the second class was like a holiday zoo, full of stands.

Xu Ye got the first place in the grade, what kind of fantasy is this?

The teachers actually proved it for him, saying that he got it based on his strength, what kind of strength?Does skipping class count as strength?

He skipped class on the first day after returning from vacation. Is this the strength of being number one in the grade?

There were many people standing in front of the bulletin board.

Shen Xi looked at the name of the number one Xu Ye, and smiled very pleased, "He is so good."

The people next to him complained for Shen Xi, "Shen Xi, aren't you? Normally, it's fine if you are overwhelmed by Xie Zhuo, but now even Xu Ye has run ahead of you. A perennial bottom man, do you believe that he didn't cheat?"

Shen Xi nodded affirmatively and said, "I believe, he is not that kind of person."

"You know him well?"

Shen Xi turned her head and saw Xu Nuo staring at her behind her.

Xu Nuo is annoyed to hear Xu Ye's name now, let alone hear such damn news, "Do you know what kind of person he is? What relationship do you have with him?"

Ever since Zhou Wenjun disclosed her relationship with Xu Ye, the whole school knew that Xu Nuo and Xu Ye were brother and sister. When she asked her this question, Shen Xi blushed, "No, I just don't think he's like that kind of person. , I don't mean anything else, don't get me wrong."

Do you still need to misunderstand, your face is so red.

Xu Nuo pushed her, "You can tell who he looks like? You just helped him talk when he got the first place. Why didn't I see you talk for him when he was the last one in the exam before? What annoys you the most People who are hypocritical."

Shen Xi was pushed aside by her, and said aggrievedly: "I didn't."

Xie Zhuo came to join in the fun but bumped into such a thing, the promise was fine, what happened to this Shen Xi?

Why did she speak for Xu Ye?

Shen Xi couldn't stay any longer, and turned to leave, but when she looked up, she saw Xie Zhuo standing behind her and looking at her, Shen Xi bit her lip and eye circles, and Xu Nuo said red.

Xie Zhuo said, "I'm not in a hurry for Xu Ye to get the first place. What are you bothering about?"

Shen Xi lowered his head and said, "I just think he's very powerful."

Xie Zhuo snorted, "He's good at fighting, he's good at skipping classes, oh yes, he's also good at climbing over walls, he's amazing, do you want to boast about it all?"

Shen Xi was so choked by him that he couldn't speak, neither left nor stayed.

Xie Zhuo lowered his body and said in Shen Xi's ear: "Don't have illusions about him, you will be disappointed, and..."

When Chi Liang and the others came over, they happened to see Xie Zhuo whispering something intimately in the ear of the school belle in public, Chi Liang suddenly widened his crescent-like eyes, and grabbed Chu Xinpeng.

"Damn it, Xie Zhuo, this dog, you're going to green my wild brother before it's too late!"

Chu Xinpeng frowned and looked at Xie Zhuo.

It shouldn't be, isn't the relationship between him and Xu Ye very good recently? Could it be that the two of them collapsed because Xu Ye robbed him of his first relationship?

Xiong Zhi took a bite of the crispy noodles, "Schoolmaster with school belle, wild brother is out of the game."

Xie Zhuo raised his head, raised the corner of his mouth and smiled at Shen Xi.

Shen Xi stared blankly at him for a while, her face turned red like a boiled shrimp, she ran away without saying anything.

The crowd of onlookers dared not make a sound.

What's going on here, the school bully teasing the school belle in full view?Still teased and ran away?

Xie Zhuo pointed to the grade list, and said to the onlookers: "Look at it honestly, don't spread rumors here, the teachers are not stupid, if Xu Ye really cheated, this list wouldn't be posted here today , save it all."

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-08-0910:47:15~2020-08-0915:40:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmines: 3 cultural relics; -22;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：文遗12瓶；小彭橙、凌尘风10瓶；南柯.6瓶；毛线球、云淡竹青5瓶；司茶、三三1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!