The cannon fodder's vest fell off again

As soon as Xu Ye got home, his cell phone rang.

Chi Liang created a WeChat group and posted all the photos taken today to the group. The person who disliked the zoo the most turned out to be the one who took the most photos today. Xiong Zhi and Xie Zhuo kept hurting him in the group.

Xu Ye flipped through the photos, Xie Zhuo showed his dominance to the fullest every day, hooking his shoulders and smiling like a domineering one.

Xu Ye: [Has Xu Yuan been sent back? 】

Chi Liang: [Brother Ye, you just got home, did the elevator break down and climb the stairs, why is it so slow? 】

Xiong Zhi: [Brother Ye, cut him. 】

Xie Zhuo: [Send it back, the brat is heavier than you, I almost died of exhaustion by carrying him back. 】

Xu Yuan was tired from playing all day, and fell asleep in the taxi on the way back.

Chi Liang's reaction to being struck by lightning made a voice when Xu Ye was still typing, "How do you know whether Brother Ye is sinking or not? Have you hugged him?"

Xie Zhuo: [Hug it, do you have an opinion? 】

Chi Liang called out quickly, "Brother Ye, what's the matter, you can't hide it from my brother, is that enough?"

Xiong Zhi: [That's right! 】

Xiong Zhi: [Eat melon.jpg]

Xu Ye: [No problem, Xie Zhuo is talking nonsense. 】

In the group, Xie Zhuo and Chi Liang had another quarrel.

Xu Ye silently withdrew and checked Moments.

When I went to the zoo today, they all posted on Moments.

Xiong Zhi posted a group photo and a photo with a big brown bear in the same frame.

Chi Liang commented below: You two really look alike [laughs].

Chi Liang posted a nine-square grid, except for a group photo, all of them were handsome by himself, with the words: Today, my brother is the most handsome cub in the zoo.

A lot of comments below -

Cultural Committee: Please put your face on it.

Liang Xiao: If your face is too big, you might not be able to hold it.

Liu Chao: Hahaha, you are more handsome than that monkey, right? Standing with Xie Zhuo and Xu Ye, you are like the monkey in the background board.

Monitor: Come on!My big cp actually went to the zoo together!

Tong Mohao: Why is Xie Zhuo here?

There are a lot of replies below, Xu Ye didn't finish reading, so he continued to scroll down.

Chu Xinpeng only posted a photo of Chi Liang jumping up scared by the tiger in the glass, with the caption: idiot.

Xu Ye looked at this photo and smiled for a long time.

When the incident happened suddenly, Chi Liang lay on the glass and flirted with the tiger inside. The tiger rushed over suddenly, and Chi Liang's distressed appearance was captured by the camera.

Thinking about why Chu Xinpeng captured that moment accurately, Xu Ye smiled silently.

Below is a selfie taken by Xie Zhuo, with a group of red flamingos in the background, but the most conspicuous thing in the photo is not Xie Zhuo's face, nor the flamingos, but Xu Ye who is squatting to tie his shoelaces.Wording: Is it cute?

There are only a lot more comments on this photo than Chi Liang.

Class monitor: Xueba is asking if you are cute, or is the bird cute, or is it someone?

Xie Zhuo replied to the monitor: Guess.

Cultural Committee: Cute and cute, people are cuter than birds.

Xie Zhuo replied to the Cultural Committee: It is necessary!

Liu Chao: Hahaha, he is much more handsome than a certain background board!

Xie Zhuo replied to Liu Chao: Don't compare me with a fool.

Chen Xiaojing: Is Xueba tanning himself or the handsome guy who tied his shoelaces after tanning?

Xie Zhuo replied to Chen Xiaojing: Of course it's the flamingos [eating melons].

Tang Di: Why didn't Xu Ye post a photo? Is Brother Ye so cold?

Xu Ye didn't have the habit of posting to Moments. He only took a few photos for Xu Yuan today. After he left a like for each of them and quit, he saw a red dot on Xie Zhuo's private chat.

Xie Zhuo: [Post a circle of friends, everyone is asking why you didn't post it. 】

Xu Ye: [I didn't take pictures. 】

Xie Zhuo sent over a photo of the two of them together.

Xie Zhuo: [Send this, this is handsome. 】

A group photo alone, isn't it?

Xu Ye was still hesitating, but Xie Zhuo sent several urging messages.

Xu Ye returned to Chi Liang's group and saved a group photo, and posted it on Moments together with the one sent by Xie Zhuo.

After posting to Moments, he stayed on the page and waited for a while. After waiting for a long time, all the posts that popped up were likes, but not a single comment.

Why is it so lively when other people send it out, but it is so deserted when it comes to him.

Finally, I waited for a comment, and it turned out to be Xie Zhuofa's.

Xie Zhuo: Wow!Who are these two people in the first picture, they are so fucking handsome!

A reply to Xie Zhuo suddenly appeared below.

Awesome.

Handsome Handsome!

Great.

shameless.

The school bully's personality has collapsed, please learn from the school bully.

Xu Ye: "???"

Isn't this his circle of friends?Why is no one commenting on him?

Xu Ye didn't know that after he finished posting to Moments, the grade group almost exploded.

The small group is already 99+, so Xu Ye clicked in to take a look.

Chu Xinpeng: [My dad bought me some tickets for tomorrow's art exhibition, let's go together. 】

Chi Liang: [Go, go, cultivate art bacteria. 】

Xie Zhuo: [Yes. 】

Xiong Zhi: [What art exhibition? 】

Chu Xinpeng: 【A newcomer exhibition, it is said that many master-level people will visit the exhibition. 】

Xie Zhuo is crazy and Ai Tuye: [Let's go together. 】

Xu Ye didn't expect such a coincidence, but he also planned to go to the art exhibition: [Okay, see you in the exhibition hall tomorrow. 】

I haven't broadcasted live for several days. Once I logged into the live broadcast room, the number of people reached tens of thousands within a minute. It looked a little scary.

It was not yet eight o'clock, Xu Ye took out a brush and paper, "I'm sorry, I was delayed by a few days when I moved recently."

Love Shengshi Meiyan: [I was scared to death, I thought my little brother would not broadcast live in the future. 】

Stop and don't run: [Notice: The missing person returns. 】

Darling: 【Does God have a Weibo or a fan group? You can let me know next time you have something to do, so we are very flustered. 】

Reading novels while riding a donkey: [Yes, yes, please open a Weibo. 】

Except for the game software, Xu Ye's mobile phone and computer don't have Weibo. Xu Ye turned on the computer and registered a Weibo account called "Ten Days of Oxygen Deprivation".

After hearing his name in the live broadcast room, there was a row of "hahaha."

XZ: [I'm going to die from hypoxia for ten days, can you live broadcast on time in the future, don't go fishing for three days and post on the net for two days. 】

Who is to blame?

You still have the face to complain!

Host: "No way, there are always people who make trouble during my live broadcast."

Mathematics Madman: [Is it the rumored boyfriend? 】

XZ: [Can't you beat him to death! 】

Anchor: "I can't beat him, he is very fierce, the kind who would beat himself to death when he gets angry."

Brother's little fairy who is hypoxic: [Wow, is my brother's boyfriend so fierce? 】

XZ: [Change your boyfriend if it's been a long time, don't hang yourself on a tree with a crooked neck. 】

Host: "Not a boyfriend."

XZ: [It's not the boyfriend who still spoils him?Next time you make trouble, kick it out! 】

Xu Ye smiled at this sentence, "Okay."

The screen refreshed for two seconds, then——

Coca-Cola: [Oh my god, please don't laugh. 】

I can't finish my homework: [God, I want to bend this voice. 】

An Qi: [I'm sick, my little brother's voice is so sexy. 】

Wang Bobo's tablemate: [I'm not afraid of my brother crying, but I am afraid of my brother laughing. 】

Darling: [Brother, show your face, please, kneel down! 】

XZ: [Laugh again and I'll listen, the sound is too low to hear. 】

The next morning, Chi Liang and the others arrived at the entrance of the exhibition hall one after another. Only Xu Ye did not arrive. Xie Zhuo called Xu Ye, but Xu Ye did not answer.

Chu Xinpeng said, "Why hasn't Brother Ye come yet?"

"I'm here."

Several people turned around and saw Xu Ye standing behind them wearing a white short-sleeved hoodie and wearing a black mask.

Behind them is the entrance of the exhibition hall, Chi Liang asked strangely: "Where did you come from?"

"Over there." Xu Ye pointed randomly.

Xie Zhuo stared at his mask and asked strangely: "What are you doing wearing a mask on a hot day?"

Xu Ye came half an hour early and entered the exhibition hall. He took off his mask and put it in his pocket, "There are too many people on the bus."

"Hurry up and go in when everyone is here, you're dying of the sun." Xiong Zhiren fat loves to sweat, and after wiping sweat for a while, two paper towels are wet.

Chu Xinpeng handed the ticket to the ticket inspector, keeping his eyes on Xu Ye.

Chi Liang asked: "Why did your father let you come to this exhibition of newcomers?"

Chu Xinpeng came back to his senses, smiled embarrassedly and said, "Actually, there are my paintings in it, and I also participated in the exhibition."

Xu Ye looked over in surprise.

"Damn it!" Chi Liang put his arms around Chu Xinpeng's neck, "Why didn't you say it earlier, hurry up, take us to see which one was painted by the great painter of Chu."

Chu Xinpeng slapped him back, "Stop fucking laughing at me."

The slap was not light, Chi Liang crouched his neck and hugged the beaten arm and hissed, "Who the hell is laughing at you, you are the only one of us who can draw, you are not enough to boast. "

Chi Liang not only owed him, but also owed him a beating. Chu Xinpeng never spoiled him, and he finished beating as soon as he finished. Chu Xinpeng looked at Xu Ye, "Brother Ye, let's go in, don't worry about this idiot."

The inside of the exhibition hall is cooler than the outside. Chu Xinpeng painted a picture of a snow-capped mountain. It can be seen that his basic skills are good.

Xiong Zhi admired, "Niu, Lao Chu, when did you draw it?"

"It's been a while. My dad signed me up for a try, but I didn't expect to be selected." Chu Xinpeng turned to look at Xu Ye, "Brother Ye, what do you think?"

Xu Ye nodded, "Very good."

Chi Liang smiled at Chu Xinpeng, "You can ask who is not good to ask Brother Ye, does Brother Ye know if this thing is good at painting?"

Chu Xinpeng glared at Chi Liang, "You don't understand what he doesn't understand?"

Chi Liang smirked, "I don't understand either, I just know that your paintings are the best."

The scale of the exhibition is not small. Although they are all newcomers' works, they are all selected. No one's paintings are too bad, only one is better than the other.

Chi Liang, who wants to cultivate art bacteria, and Xiong Zhi, who has no concept of painting, is at the forefront, picking out some paintings that he can't understand to point out.

Xie Zhuo looked at it more seriously, so serious that he forgot that Xu Ye was still following behind.

Chu Xinpeng slowed down and walked beside Xu Ye, "Brother Ye, you came from here just now, right?"

Xu Ye glanced at him.

Chu Xinpeng smiled, "That afternoon you also came to hand in the painting. When you came in, I just went out through the door next to you. I didn't recognize you when you were wearing a mask. I just thought you were wearing a mask. stand up."

Xu Ye didn't deny it, "Yes."

Chu Xinpeng asked: "Have you painted it?"

Xu Ye said, "It's over."

Chu Xinpeng was surprised for a second. He had known him for so long, but he had never heard that he could draw.

"Then which one is your painting?"

Before Xu Ye could speak, Xie Zhuo suddenly rushed over and pulled Xu Ye away. Chu Xinpeng turned around and saw several exhibition hall personnel passing behind him carrying a picture frame as tall as a person. The drawing board blocked them His gaze almost hit Xu Ye.

Xie Zhuo grabbed Xu Ye's arm, "Why are you wandering without looking at the road?"

Xie Zhuo yelled loudly, and Chi Liang yelled when he heard him follow, "This painting is so big, it must be worth a lot of money."

Chu Xinpeng said: "The bigger the painting, the more valuable it is."

"What is it worth?"

Xiong Zhi said: "Of course, the better the painting, the more valuable it is. Don't cultivate art bacteria with your IQ. I think you can cultivate some poisonous mushrooms."

Seeing that they all gathered around, Chu Xinpeng was not asking about Xu Ye's paintings, but wanted to wait until they all walked away to ask, Xie Zhuo was like an old hen protecting food, and did not follow Xu Ye's half a step stagger.

The number of people in the art exhibition increased one after another, and suddenly they heard an exclamation behind them.

"No, I seem to have seen my husband and his tail!"

It’s fine if you see your husband in the exhibition hall, but what the hell is it when you see a tail? Do you speak yellow accents on this occasion?

Xie Zhuo and the others looked back, and saw Zhou Yi who was standing not far from them was still surprised one second, and suddenly hid behind Xu Nuo the next second.

Chi Liang asked anxiously: "Isn't this the monitor of Class [-]? Are you married? Who is your husband? Does your husband have a long tail? He has evolved well!"

Zhou Yi wanted to tear his mouth apart.

Zhou Yi slowly came out from behind Xu Nuo, looked at Xu Ye with a blushing face, and said softly like Xiao Jia Biyu, "Hi, you are here too."

The girl next to him laughed at Zhou Yi, "Didn't you call your husband so loud just now, why are you blushing now?"

Zhou Yi winked and glared at the girl next to him, telling her not to talk nonsense.

Xie Zhuo followed Zhou Yi's line of sight and looked over, well, it happened to be on Xu Ye's face.

husband?What are you calling?I don't know who he likes!

Xu Nuo became more annoying to Xu Ye after Xie Zhuo gave him a hard time last time. Yesterday he even posted on Moments and took a photo with Xie Zhuo!

The most irritating thing is that Xie Zhuo also posted a picture, saying it's cute!Who is cute?Xu Ye?

Xu Nuo dragged Zhou Yi away, "Let's go, what are you talking about with this kind of person here!"

"Who the hell are you talking about?"

Just as Chi Liang was about to get angry, Xu Ye stopped him, "Be quiet, there are more people looking at us than painting."

Xie Zhuo praised him, "Our Xu Xiaoye has become more and more qualified recently, let's go and look at the paintings, don't waste time with this kind of person."

Xu Ye glanced at Xie Zhuo, then slightly curled the corner of his mouth, "Mmm."

This half of the exhibition hall has more than twice as many people as the other side just now. There are people of all ages, including foreigners.

Chi Liang pointed to the crowd in front of him, "What's going on over there, is there a fight?"

Xiong Zhi said: "Who will fight in the exhibition hall, you think it's just like you and Xu Nuo."

Chi Liang kicked him, "Don't compare me to her."

The onlookers were the first painting in the exhibition whose price was bid. The bidder was a foreign man. What he liked was an oil painting called "Su".

The painting had been watched for a while before the foreigner, and the staff of the exhibition hall were called here because some people suspected that the painting was not drawn by a novice.

The staff said: "All our paintings have been strictly screened, and this 'plain' is indeed from the hands of a teenager."

"How old can be called a teenager? There are many painters in their twenties. Don't use this out of context method to fool people. It's unfair to other novice painters."

The staff was very patient, and she smiled when faced with doubts, "The author of this painting is 17 years old, I think it can be called a teenager."

Xie Zhuo looked at the oil painting in front of him and smacked his lips, "17 years old is a bit awesome, what do you think?"

Xie Zhuo looked at Xu Ye, bumped his arm, "Ask you."

Xu Ye lowered his eyes, "It's okay."

The painting was a little rushed and not so perfect. Xu Ye didn't expect to be watched by the crowd, let alone be the first to ask for a price.

The foreigner who wanted to buy the painting said in not-so-fluent Chinese: "I don't care how old the author of the thief's painting is. If I want to buy a thief's painting, will you sell it or not?"

The staff said: "It will definitely be sold, but the author of this painting did not set a price for this painting. Can I ask how much you want to buy, and then ask our curator if he can buy it."

The foreigner said: "One hundred thousand, a novice, one hundred thousand hates too much."

The staff didn't even need to ask the curator when they heard the price, and shook their heads and smiled.

The foreigner quickly said, "Then 20."

The staff member said politely: "Sir, why don't you take a look at it again. Although our exhibition hall today is full of works by newcomers, they are all strictly screened by the curator and several teachers in the city. If the painting is not good, it won’t be hung here, we don’t have any painting below 30, and this painting is our curator’s favorite.”

The foreigner stretched out a hand, "50, there must be a lot of thieves."

Chi Liang sighed at the side: "Damn, a painting can sell for 50 yuan, it's too easy to make money, why didn't my mother train me to learn painting?"

Seeing his painting being bid, Xu Ye had no extra emotion.

Buying one of his paintings for 50 yuan, he would have ignored it in the past, but it is different now, he is a novice here, and this is his first painting.

The curator heard that someone here wanted to buy this pair of "vegetarian" and came here to have a look.

Xu Ye came here early today because of this painting. He hadn't set a price before, and the curator said that if someone wanted to buy it, he would call him to ask if the price was right.

But he came with Xie Zhuo and the others today. He was afraid that they would find it strange that he had participated in the art exhibition, so he came to find the curator in advance and let him look at it for sale. As long as he thinks it is appropriate, he doesn't need to ask him.

Xu Ye was wearing a mask when he came. Although he took off the mask now, the clothes are still the same. The curator is in his fifties and has not yet dazzled, so he recognized Xu Ye at a glance.

The curator smiled at him before walking into the crowd, "Who wants to buy this painting?"

The foreigner said, "It's me."

The staff told the curator his intended price, and the curator smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I won't sell it for less than 100 million."

When the foreigner heard the price, he immediately said: "A novice's painting is also worth 100 million? Are you bullying Wai Guoren?"

The curator said: "No, actually, I planned to keep this painting from the very beginning. I thought it would be a pity if such a good painting was not appreciated, so I took it out for exhibition. The reserve price is 100 million."

"Then I will also offer 100 million." The foreigner was very happy, saying that if you add 50, you will add 50.

Both Xiong Zhi and Chi Liang were stunned.

50 can be added as soon as it is said, is it just a joke?

Chi Liang didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, and asked Chu Xinpeng, "Is this painting really worth so much money?"

Chu Xinpeng looked at the painting seriously, and nodded, "The painting is indeed very good."

An old man with a white beard in the crowd had been looking at the painting for a long time with a pair of glasses. When the curator was negotiating the price with the foreigner, the old man suddenly said: "It's customary to take advantage of it. I want to buy it for 100 million yuan." Take such a good painting."

The curator followed the voice and said in surprise, "Mr. Zhong, why are you here?"

Zhong Quan leaned on crutches and lifted his glasses, "It's been a long time since no one has held such an exhibition for newcomers. I came here to see if there are any outstanding newcomers recently. I didn't expect to find one."

Seeing the fifty-year-old curator personally go up to help the old man, Chi Liang asked Chu Xinpeng in a low voice, "Who is this old man?"

Chu Xinpeng said: "Zhong Quan, a famous painting master, world-class."

"Fuck." Chi Liang hurriedly covered his mouth, "The world-class masters are all out, who the hell is drawing this picture?"

Xu Ye was a little surprised, but it was a novice painting exhibition, and such a character could be alarmed.

He looked at Zhong Quan, who was world-class, and wondered who was better than his past teacher.

Zhong Quan asked the curator, "Is the author of this painting in the exhibition hall now? I want to meet."

The curator glanced at Xu Ye subconsciously, and said, "No, he didn't come, did Mr. Zhong take a fancy to this painting?"

Zhong Quan nodded, "The painting is not bad. It is a talent. It is reasonable to say that the painter of this painting has not been able to paint it for more than ten or twenty years. Just now your exhibitor said that this painting was drawn by a 20-year-old child. If it is true Yes, I think he's worth more than the painting, and I want to meet him."

The curator was embarrassed, "Well, I have to ask him if he is willing. When he came to hand in the painting, he made it very clear. He just wanted to sell the painting for some money, and he didn't want to show up."

Zhong Quan pursed his lips and thought for a while and said: "Then I will buy this painting and ask him to collect the money face to face, 500 million, and ask him if he will sell it, and if he does not sell it, he can add more. discuss."

"..."

There was a gasp sound all around.

Who would have thought that when they came to a newcomer exhibition, they would not only see the master of painting, but also see the master spend 500 million to buy a painting of a newcomer. If he wasn't Zhong Quan, everyone would have suspected that he was a trustee.

Xu Nuo suddenly came out from the crowd, "Master, my name is Xu Nuo, and I am Teacher Bai Shan's apprentice."

When Zhong Quan heard Bai Shan's name, he squinted his eyes and looked at Xu Nuo, "So you are Bai Shan's apprentice, and you are also here to participate in the art exhibition? Where is your painting? Take me to have a look later."

The smiling faces piled up with promises collapsed in a second, "Well, I signed up, but..."

Xu Nuo glanced at the curator and whispered, "But it didn't happen."

"Ah." There are too many disciples and grandchildren of Zhong Quan, and not all of them are promising, so he sighed, "That's really a pity."

Chi Liang burst out laughing, "Hahaha, I'm ashamed to go to recognize my relatives even though I haven't done painting. I really haven't seen anyone with a face bigger than hers, so it's not too embarrassing. Brother Ye, don't you think so?"

Xu Nuo was laughed at by Chi Liang, a fool, in front of so many people. She turned around and scolded, "Chi Liang, are you sick? What's the matter with you if my painting didn't pass, yours has passed?"

Chi Liang said shyly, "I didn't paint, but our old Chu did. What's even more annoying is that he passed it and hung it over there. Would you like me to take you to see it?"

Chu Xinpeng bit Chi Liang's waist, "Don't talk nonsense, I don't want to be ashamed."

"There's nothing shameful about it. I heard from the curator's tone that it's not shameful to be able to enter the paintings here." Chi Liang raised his chin at Mr. Zhong carelessly, "Yes, master!"

Zhong Quan smiled, "Yes, you are all excellent."

Chi Liang smirked, "I can't, I haven't learned how to draw, do you think it's too late for me to learn?"

He is a master, and he chatted with others.

Chu Xinpeng teased him, "Why do you talk so much bullshit?"

Zhong Quan liked energetic children like them very much. He smiled and said, "It's not too late. As long as you want to learn, it's never too late."

Chi Liang pushed Chu Xinpeng who kept stopping him, "Master, you really want to spend 500 million to buy this painting. Is this painting so good?"

Zhong Quan looked at the painting, "The painting is really good, but I don't spend money just for this painting, but I want to meet the person who painted this painting, he is the treasure."

Chi Liang didn't understand this, so he turned his head and whispered to Xu Ye and the others, "It's the treasure, don't bankrupt yourself just to dig it."

Xu Nuo snorted coldly, "What do you know, Mr. Zhong is called the eye of wisdom, and he said that if this person is a treasure, he must be a treasure."

Xu Nuo looked at Zhong Quan with a smile, "Master, you must let us meet this person when the time comes, I also want to see what kind of person can draw such a good picture."

Xu Ye glanced at Xu Nuo.

Forget it anyway, I don't want you to know who I am at all.

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