Let's work!Rabbit Pillar-sama

"I'm Takino, this is the first time we meet, please give me your advice."

"It's Takino Aru who is unlucky and often gets lost, and likes to fight." Kagura introduced Takino like this, "After Taki-chan has been working for people around the universe for several years, this This time, I finally decided to pack my bags and travel to Earth, Aru."

"Is that a part-time job? It's just a robbery like a space pirate, okay! It's still the kind of ruthless mercenary machine that works alone. The most important thing is that the straight long hair is princess cut, plus a bright pink hair. This guy is the most wanted criminal in the past few days, right, little Kagura." Yinshi pointed to the most wanted warrant in the universe broadcasted on TV, and watched while drinking tea and pretending that he didn't know who the person on TV was. Takino continued, "Moreover, it is absolutely impossible to live in my house!"

"What, Ah Yin is too stingy, Aru." Kagura said angrily, and then poured a big bowl of raw egg rice, "The Wanshiwu is too small, Alu, and Taki-chan doesn't like people There are too many hotels. Just kill the general and go to live in the palace, Aru."

"Palace?" Takino thought about it seriously. "As long as you kill the leader and get the head, can you occupy his territory? The earth is really a friendly place."

"Good idea, let's fight against barbarians with me!" Gui Xiaotaro leaned out from under the coffee table, stretched out his thumb to her, and was kicked in by Takino mercilessly, "Ahhh Ah! It's OO!"

"Did you hit OO? It definitely hit OO, that's right, but it doesn't matter if a peeping tom like you in someone else's house loses a OO." Yinshi pulled Gui out from under the coffee table.

"It's absolutely impossible to lose one OO on the road to the barbarians. OO is the guiding light on our way forward! You, Ah Yin, who haven't had a [beep—] life for 25 years, are the ones who don't need OO at all, right? " Gui said passionately.

Yinshi's veins popped out after hearing what he said, and now he had no other thoughts except to kick this guy out of the house.But when this idea was just about to be implemented, Gui said, "Speaking of which, strange things often happen in Edo recently."

"It's as if you have. So you should blow yourself up, wig." Yinshi chose to beat him mercilessly for what he revealed, "So what's so strange about it?"

"It's not the wig, it's Gui!" Gui sat up straight with blood all over his head, "Even if I told you this, OO got hurt!"

"Ooo was abolished entirely because of you!" Takino complained, "People who suddenly came out from under the coffee table are not qualified to say these things, I think you don't need OO at all, right, anyway, for the rest of your life [ Beep—] Life is spent lying in bed like a salted fish!"

Gui shook his head in disapproval of Takino's words. Although his way of appearing like peeping at the bottom of a girl's skirt was outrageous, but now he continued to say very seriously: "That day, we were carrying out a team building activity for people with lofty ideals. After struggling to avoid the boring and hypocritical Shinsengumi, they sat together quietly watching "Secrets in the Room".

This play tells the story of a wife whose husband died. After her husband died because of [beep—] living too much, she could hear her husband’s voice every night. Sometimes the lights in the living room flickered on and off, and the kitchen Things are slowly decreasing.In the end, my wife heard the sound of unlocking the door, but it was obvious that she was the only one with the key..."

"Is this completely a horror story? And what the hell is dying because of [beep─] living too much? Is this the strange thing you are talking about? If this is the case, Takino might as well just kick you out of the door." , Such a thing is not a problem for a cold-blooded mercenary machine to do it."

Yin Shi successfully hit the two with one sentence.Takino covered his heart and defended himself with difficulty: "It was just entrusted by someone to communicate with other people in a friendly way."

"Such words are not convincing at all, okay! Are you going to have a friendly discussion? Are you sure you are not going to destroy a planet?"

Yinshi complained here, but Gui was not affected by him at all, but went on to say:

"Ah... the door opened, and it turned out to be the uncle next door. They were in love before her husband died. The voice of her husband a few days ago turned out to be a tool for them to flirt, and the light in the living room was also [beep—] The mood lights in the kitchen, and the inexplicably little food in the kitchen are actually the kitchen p/l/a/y."

"From Horror Stories to NTR Hey! And the dead husband will be angry and come back to life, and then turn into zombies and eat them all. So the way this kind of thing goes we will definitely be kicked out of the TV program and become Let's encrypt the files late at night!" Xin Ba Pai table got up.

"Shinpachi, your idea will make us hate by the children! As for NTR, just imagine it yourself, don't bring it over to pollute us, it's fine if you bring a beautiful girl from an alien with a mouth full of dirty OO. The most important thing is to let the little girl know about NTR, and things will definitely develop out of control!"

Gintama held Gui's head and threw it towards the window, "That's why people whose OO is broken will also lose their heads. Idiots should stop coming to my house."

"Wait, Silver Time!"

Gui got up from the window, and then said with difficulty: "Compared to this, the more important thing is that there are always human corpses appearing around Kabukicho recently, and the wounds look like they were eaten by animals!"

"A large animal attack?"

Takino pondered for a moment, then his face turned pale, and he raised his hand as if thinking of some important event.

"Perhaps the desperate baby bear in winter wanted to get along well with humans, so he launched a friendly exchange match. He never expected that the Edo people would be vulnerable, and they were extremely sad..."

"I thought you, a humanoid weapon, had come up with some shocking secret after pretending to be thinking for a long time. I didn't expect it to be such a nonsensical guess! The story is clearly like this."

Gintoki interrupted Takino's words, and continued, "The friendly Edo people saw that the bear was so pitiful, and they volunteered to sacrifice themselves before fighting, and fell in front of the bear foaming at the mouth. Poor The cub was so moved by his spirit that he reluctantly let him make his own New Year's lunch."

"Is that so!"

"Is that so?!"

Takino and Gui showed shocked expressions at the same time, and then fell into infinite self-denial.

"It's all messed up, Ah Yin, don't you look at what season it is, the bear is completely impossible to appear, okay?! You have to wait for half a year to say Happy New Year. And what the hell are you two doing?" What the hell are you shocked, a beautiful girl appeared on the stage, I thought it was a noble sister or a soft and cute person/wife, but it turned out to be this nonsensical?"

Shinpachi was very speechless to what this group of guys said, he sighed, and asked, "And this should be a matter of the police station, Mr. Gui."

"It's not □□, it's NTR!"

"NTR is outraged, needless to say. Well, there's no communication here."

Shinpachi gave up communicating with him, so a terrorist who is NTR all day, even if he doesn't have an OO, can still live on.

"Just look and see." Takino said suddenly. "Whether there are OOs or not, just see how many OOs there are."

"It's not right at all, okay! Such a disgusting word can't be changed even if it comes from a cute girl! But it's true, that's right."

Shinpachi hesitated for a while. Although he was very upset when he heard the word OO, the metaphor is indeed very appropriate.But think about it, if something like this happens in Edo, the police will come forward to investigate no matter what. The murder case will not have much to do with Wanshiwu, and it shouldn't be their turn to intervene.

"But the Shinsengumi should handle these matters, so we can rest assured and wait for the news."

"Is that so?"

Takino nodded, completely unaware that there was something abnormal about her analogy, but felt that she had fully adapted to the earth, and praised her learning ability from the bottom of her heart, then she shifted her gaze to Gintoki.Yin Shi was so stared at by her, and after the two continued to look at each other for a long time, she was still defeated.

Mind blowing.

It is said to be tourism, but no one knows how long it will be. Relatives are such troublesome creatures.

He verbally said oops, oops, and just came to play for a few days, but he didn't leave until he was about to die. Instead, he lay on the bed and said angrily that the prostitution was not over yet, so he had to call his son over quickly.

Moreover, it is completely impossible to add a dangerous element to the small position.It will be very troublesome for those orangutans to make a surprise inspection next time, after all, it is the house of everything.wait-

A flash of inspiration flashed in Yinshi's mind, and he shifted his gaze to Gui who was standing aside, and then smiled.He patted Gui on the shoulder and said, "A wig."

"It's not a wig, it's NTR!"

"How long will this meme be going on? Do you really have to be so obsessed with NTR? You're obviously just a chubby guy with only one OO, but you insist on being obsessed with such trivial matters. When [beep─], even NTR , Seeing that there is only one OO, I would definitely cry away."

Even though Yinshi has been friends with him for many years, he still wants to draw a line with him at this time. No, he never planned to have anything to do with this exile terrorist right from the beginning!Although he himself was one of them before, it doesn't matter anymore.

Whether it is OO or NTR, the focus now is on the residence of this strange girl.

"You seem to have a lot of houses over there, so it shouldn't be a problem to let her live for a while." Yin Shi asked.

Then she pulled Gui aside, and Mimi went on to say, "The best kind of house is close to the station, where she can reappear in her hometown in the next second. This kind of dangerous person doesn't know anything if he stays on the earth." Sometimes the enemy will come to the door, maybe it's not just your mate, even Ah Yin and I can't sleep at night."

"I think you're so sleepy that you can't lift your head at all, okay Aru," Kagura said with a look of complete disbelief. This guy watched "Jump" for too long at night, so he didn't seem to be recovering at all today. .

"Choujia..." Takino smiled sullenly as if thinking of something, "I don't have this thing anymore."

Gintoki trembled, this kind of smile...

This kind of smile is completely like I killed them all, and even the pet dog at home will not be left, it is because of this that I know that there are no enemies, right!

Such a strange girl is completely an upgraded and awakened version of Kagura, and it really is better to pay attention to the education of the children at home!No matter how cute a girl becomes like this, she can't fall in love normally.

"Ah, there are indeed many houses."

Gui didn't see Takino's smile. He thought about it. In order to avoid the group of people from the Shinsengumi, they had a quiet meeting and watched a random NTR video. I bought a house, and some of the vacant houses have only been cleaned before, and they can indeed be lived in.

He nodded and replied, "Let's just make do with it tonight."

Yinshi's mouth twitched. Does it mean to let the girl take the initiative to sacrifice herself tonight?

He seems to have done something incredible.But looking at Takino's expressionless face wiping the umbrella, if you think about her identity, Gui is more like a sheep in a tiger's mouth without knowing it.

"Thank you very much for the hospitality."

Takino stood up, holding the three bowls of rice and three bowls of vegetables that Kagura had just packed for himself in his left hand, and Gui, who hadn't figured out the situation in his right hand, and jumped out of the window on the second floor.

"Little Kagura is destined to see you again."

"Taki-chan's leaving this time is also very chic, Aru."

Kagura looked worriedly at Takino who was running fast, "But it's because I didn't know the destination at all when I was walking, so I started running around. That's why I have been working in the universe all the time, Aru."

Shinpachi recalled Kagura who was tricked into working on the earth because he wanted to eat salmon chazuke. Sure enough, Yatu is a real species.

"You two are in the same boat."

"It's not half-baked, Aru."

Kagura lowered her head and said, "It's too bad she is Aru. That guy, his parents died because of the war when he was a baby. There is only one empty house left in Luoyang Star, and my mother has been taking care of it since then Alu. But after getting older, he refused to accept help anymore, but has been working hard to learn how to fight. One day, he suddenly left a letter saying that he went to work outside and disappeared for several years. Then one day I took a large sum of money back and said that I would repay our family, but at that time my mother had already..."

Kagura said with red eyes, "Mom is gone."

"Little Kagura." Shinpachi hesitated to speak.

"Come back with all your injuries, no matter what, you won't be welcome."

The author has something to say: Gui: What I like is not □□, but NTR!

Takino: Huh? ? ? ? 【stunned】

Yinshi: Sure enough, I should send this guy to the hospital... No, I should do it myself, Ah Yin!

I like the best Ah Yin in the world the most, as long as you like Ah Yin, we are good friends, and I will always like you!