Let's work!Rabbit Pillar-sama

On the first day Takino came to the earth from Laoyangxing, he spent in Kabukicho full of sand sculptures.

During this day, she got off the spaceship first, knocked out the security personnel who came to check the tickets, took her own umbrella and ran out stepping on people's heads.

After a fierce operation like a tiger, Takino appeared on the big screen watching Edo smoothly and was criticized.

But she herself did not watch TV at all, but ate instant noodles snatched from other children, waiting in the crowded waiting room for her friend to pick her up.

She waited and waited for a long time, and the people around her were almost finished, but she couldn't wait for Kagura who agreed to come and pick her up.Although I feel a little unhappy in my heart, as a gentle and friendly Yetu family, I uphold the thought of thinking about others, because others will have their own difficulties.

She thinks that guy Kagura may also have encountered something that she can't handle, so that's why she delayed the time to pick her up.And breaking appointments is completely too common, right?

So maybe Kagura may have been dumped in a garbage dump by now, and he was about to die after eating the old woman's poisonous apple because of gluttony, or he accidentally fell into the river and was washed away, so he arrived alone. Go to an uninhabited island, and finally starve to death there alone, is that right?

But then again.

Although she didn't wait for anyone, she saw a ghost-like decadent uncle wearing sunglasses, shabby and messy clothes crawling around in front of her, muttering some incomprehensible words in his mouth.Finally, I saw some treasure and ran under the vending machine.

This attracted more than half of Takino's attention, but she found that it was commonplace for these people around such a situation, and everyone was unmoved.

"Taki-chan, Taki-chan~"

"Oh? God...Wori."

Just as Takino withdrew his gaze from the uncle, he saw a giant white beast rushing towards her with the sound of Kagura, and one of them bit his head by that thing without paying attention.

Her mind froze for a moment, and she realized that she could no longer see what was in front of her eyes. "Is it dark? Or am I dead? I'm still sweating when I'm dead. It's too dirty."

"It's not dark or you're dead, the most important thing is that it's not sweat but your blood, girl! Can't feel the pain anymore!"

A male voice that sounded very excited and terrified came from the side, "Kagura, Kagura, let Joharu let go! If you continue, your friend will die. Why did you invite her to come to Earth as a guest? You want to kill her in one fell swoop when she comes to Earth alone!"

"Kill it? Do you want to destroy the whole earth?"

After Takino realized that the sky had not suddenly turned dark, he began to reach out and touch the things on his head.

It's the giant white beast just now, what's missing, it seems... It seems that there is a red figure sitting on the giant white beast.

She thought about it in a daze, pulled off the giant white beast on her head, and threw it aside, then looked at the three people in front of her expressionlessly, and said, "It turns out that the purpose of my coming to Earth is to destroy Earth, then, I know."

"Hey, hey, hey! It's totally wrong! Why did the original goal of traveling become like this? It's really your fault, Kagura. Apologize, apologise."

The glasses started chattering, and Kagura who was on the side pretended that he didn't know anything and started whistling and kicking small stones for fun.

Takino stared at him for a while, then wiped the blood from her head, with a smile on the corner of her mouth, she said, "It's just destroying the earth. If it's us, Yatu, there's no problem at all."

"Ah, Taki-chan is just a little bit upset. Shinpachi, you made too much fuss, Aru. Can't you imitate Ayin's calmness? If you always blare like this, your heart may be too excited that day. And stop beating aru."

Kagura took Takino's hand and looked at Shinpachi and Gintoki, who was dozing off while wearing a blindfold, speechlessly. "If you wear human glasses and keep chattering, I don't mind helping you advance."

"What's going on with you all of a sudden, and Ah Yin just dozed off today because he stayed up late last night and watched "Jump" all night, okay! Your friend is not a little bit upset about this at all, although he is smiling I'm talking, but the content of the words is already like wanting to kill us all, okay! Wait, there is black smoke behind you, right? This is definitely black smoke! Could it be that it has turned black in just such a short period of time? Has it reached this point! Ah Yin, let's run quickly."

Shinpachi pointed to the thick black smoke coming out of Takino's back and showed shocking eyes. He shook the dozing Gintoki vigorously, and Gintoki was also very upset when he was stripped off the exclusive custom-made eye mask of Yuno anchor.

"Ah, ah, a pair of glasses is talking about something messy, why don't you go to the trash can and throw yourself away."

After Gintoki finished speaking, he put on the blindfold and began to sleep standing up. Shinpachi looked at the person next to him speechlessly, while Takino looked behind him because of his words, and then moved away in small steps.

She pointed to the vending machine and said, "It's the homeless uncle who has been under the vending machine just now. Maybe he was stuck inside and couldn't get out, so he was using a lighter to burn himself to go to the new world."

"Ahhh, it's Mr. Hasegawa."

Shinpachi ran over and found that Hasegawa's half body was stuck under the vending machine, his legs were left outside and twitched non-stop, and there was a lot of black smoke coming out of it. "Come and help, get Mr. Hasegawa out, Kagura."

"It turned out to be Uncle Good Chai, don't worry about him, Shinpachi. He'll drift somewhere else in a while," Kagura said nonchalantly, and then pointed to Shinpachi while pointing at Gin.

"Taki-chan, that erotic silver-haired curly who wears a female anchor blindfold is my boss on Earth, named Sakata Gintoki. Although he took me in on Earth, he has been in arrears with wages, so that I can't afford it now Come on, it’s really miserable Aru. There’s also the glasses and the holder for putting them on the side, called Shimura Shinpachi, don’t worry about him, he’s just an otaku who doesn’t have a public face and loves to complain, Aru. "

"That's it." Takino nodded thoughtfully, then pointed to the huge dog she left aside, and asked, "What about that?"

"Ah, it's Dingchun." Kagura called Dingchun over, touched its big head, and then Dingchun bit most of its head without any suspense, but she didn't care, still giggling Wang Xiang said to Takino, "The pet dog Aru I picked up on the earth, Taki-chan, so cute, Aru!"

Takino heard the adjective cute, she looked at Kagura whose face was covered with blood, touched the top of her head again, and nodded silently.

Think about Kagura's dark history of raising animals before, and look at this dog that could be regarded as a monster on other planets, forget it.I don't want to express any unnecessary words at all, there are already as many monsters as stars on the earth.

"Cute, right? Taki-chan."

Maybe, maybe...cute?

"Kagura! Ah Yin! Come and help, Mr. Hasegawa has already made a strange cry. If you don't come, this guy will definitely go to heaven! No matter how hard you pull it, you can't pull it out!"

Shinpachi tried his best to pull Hasegawa out from under the smoking vending machine, but he couldn't.

Kagura walked over digging his nose, picked up the umbrella, and shot at the vending machine frantically. The vending machine was riddled with holes and left tears at the end of his life—a candy, which was then ruthlessly used by Takino Foot kicked away.In the end, Hasegawa who turned his butt up and exposed his hairy thighs was revealed.

"It's Shinpachi and you guys." Hasegawa looked at them with a dejected face, and said with a melancholy expression, "I was kicked out of the park by homeless people from other places, don't I even have a quiet holy place for me to meditate alone?" Yet?"

"What a waste of wood this is." Takino raised his forehead, there was no need to get him out of it, just let him fend for himself in it and die.

"Another strange girl?" Yin Shi was awakened by the sound of bullets, and after taking off the blindfold, he frowned and realized that something was wrong.

"Speaking of Xinba, even if you like other people's underwear, you can't hold it in your hand all the time. Ah Yin, although I am a mature man on the outside, I am still just a child who is not in harmony with the world. Seeing this This kind of scene can only think of you and him [beep──], then you two [beep──], and then [beep beep──] scene.”

"How filthy is your mind, Ah Yin. Can you harmonize everything in a paragraph? And it's entirely Kagura's fault. The guy who shot there is actually dissatisfied with me. It looks like you want to kill us all, and you don't show mercy at all!"

Shinpachi clenched his fists to argue, but the underwear that was full of indescribable smell almost made him faint, "Mr. Hasegawa, you..."

When Shinpachi roared angrily and was about to throw Hasegawa's underwear back, he found that the guy crawled into the cardboard box by himself, and a thick black and purple smell rose from the surrounding space, and he looked like a resentful useless uncle who seemed to be alive. It has been very difficult.

Shinpachi couldn't say anything else to him, he could only sigh and put the underwear into his cardboard box.

"Let's talk about it, the good-for-nothing uncle will automatically disappear after wandering outside for a while, Aru." Kagura was jealous of Kombu, and by the way, he also stuffed Takino's mouth full, "Let's go, Taki-chan. "

"Is that also one of Edo's characteristics?" Takino asked looking at the smoking unknown black hole that appeared at the original position of the vending machine. "After the good-for-nothing uncle left, there is still a smoking black hole in that place."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It's become what it is now! Don't worry about it and let the whole family go to heaven to meet each other. Let's go, Taki-chan."

Kagura moved a huge stone from the other side to block the position, "Okay, the mole hole is gone? Rest in peace, Aru."

"Finally, welcome to Edo, Taki-chan Aru!"

"Ah, welcome."

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