In my days as a farmer

Amazing!

Xia Dongli was speechless quietly. It's been a while since I've seen each other, but the rank of my good friend has improved so quickly. They were obviously at the same level when they met last time!

Damn, what did you encounter, buddy?Xia Dongli wanted to take out his mobile phone a little bit. He was confident that he would not lose if he battled online.But seeing Lao Xu's appearance of "you will lose if you take the mobile phone", he can only forcefully suppress this impulse.

Xia Dongli rolled his eyeballs, thinking about it.

"Old Xu." The young man turned his head slightly with a painful expression on his face, showing a look of hesitating to speak.Seeing this look, Xu Yibai was stunned for a while, and his skin was about to get goosebumps.

"Why? Tell me what you have to say." Xu Yibai was ready to be personally attacked, but Xia Dongli was a critical blow when he opened his mouth, "Do you think Xiaokang should lose weight? It used to be in your place How many catties did it weigh?"

He actually attacked his beloved Xiaokang!Well!You guys are so despicable!

What's even worse is that he really took this trick. Xu Yibai said a number reluctantly, and then saw Xia Dongli's painful gaze, and he said in an annoyed voice, "Why? Xiaokang's weight is under his weight. It's the lightest of breeds!"

Their Xiaokang family is Xiaoxiang pig. This breed itself is a small and medium-sized pig breed, but note that the so-called small and medium-sized pig in the pig world means that its normal weight is about 100 catties, not that it really does not grow up.

Except for a very few individuals with special circumstances, there is only one way to keep the little piggies as cute as they were when they were young—to control their diet and keep them starving forever. To put it bluntly, it is malnutrition.But as an owner who raised pets as his sons, even if Xu Yibai knew this method, he couldn't use it.

Just for the sake of looking good, you can bear to provide only the amount of food that sustains life. What is the difference between this behavior and raising a cat but putting it in armor, or raising a dog but pulling its teeth?

If you can't bear the troubles caused by loving pets, it's better not to keep them in the first place, maybe the pets can meet better owners - with this in mind, he fed Xiaokang to 100 catties.

Then Xiaokang had to be sent here under the complaints of neighbors.

"It's really not heavy." Xia Dongli's mood was really heavy. He looked at Xu Yibai with some hesitation, and suggested implicitly, "Why don't you weigh it tomorrow?"

Xu Yibai was shocked, wait, this attitude is not right!If the little friend wants to attack him, he must speak up directly, and shouldn't drag the battle line until tomorrow.

Unless he's serious.

Xu Yibai swallowed: "How much does Xiaokang weigh now? Tell me, I can bear it."

"It's about 150 to 180, Xiao Yu said." Xia Dongli said very calmly.

"This is unscientific!" Xu Yibai was shocked, "It has already passed the growth period!"

"It's as if you didn't gain weight after you turned 18." Xia Dongli rolled his eyes, "The growth period doesn't mean everything. Your family's well-off family eats and drinks here so you don't have to worry about it. Of course you will get fat."

Xu Yibai's soul was about to fly out, he murmured: "No wonder yesterday I felt better than before, I thought it was because the environment here is more pig-raising..."

What are you talking about!I always feel that you are connoting me!Xia Dongli patted him: "Okay, what do you think should be done?"

"What should I do?" Old Xu's thinking ability has obviously not been activated yet.

Xia Dongli rolled his eyes: "Do you want to help it lose weight? Let me first say that Xiaokang usually looks for food when he runs around outside, so if you want him to control his weight, you can only turn him off."

Old Xu was taken aback for a moment, hesitating a bit: "Isn't it a bit inhumane to be locked up..."

"Be sober." Xia Dongli was a little speechless, "Pigs are originally special animals. Xiaokang is the one who forced him to go out for exercise these days by Xiaokang, otherwise he would be in the pigsty all day long." Not out. And you never went out to walk a pig when you had it, did you?"

"In the middle of the night, in the middle of the night..." It was he who dragged it out with all his might.Old Xu struggled for a while. He hesitated for a long time, turned on his phone and searched, and finally was overwhelmed by his sense of responsibility as a master: "You still have to control it. Getting fat in middle age is not good for your health... Then, Then please, Xiaoxia."

Xia Dongli moved his body, holding Xiaokang to order Lao Xu: "Old Xu, you know, in Xiaokang's heart, I am just a breeder, and you are its owner."

Old Xu raised his chin slightly, and was very satisfied with this statement. Of course, he still had to be humble, but Xia Dongli's next sentence was: "So you can only talk to it."

"And, who are you talking to?"

"Xiaokang." Xia Dongli took it for granted, "You are its master, of course it listens to you. I told you that it must pretend not to hear it."

Old Xu was silent and struggled... After a while, he said to Xia Dongli with a serious face: "Brother, the rice hasn't been sterilized yet, has it?"

Um?How did the topic change here?

Xia Dongli was a little confused, so he nodded, and then saw Xu Yibai with an expression of "Heaven will send a big responsibility to me" and said: "Well, then, I will accompany you to perform this play when the time comes, now you help brother like."

What play?Xia Dongli felt that he couldn't keep up with his rhythm.

"Oh, that's the one." Xu Yibai looked around and confirmed that the rice was not in the room, then he pushed Xia Dongli's shoulder, "That's the one, before sending it in, I'll be the villain and take the rice out of your hands Grab it and give it to the doctor, and you just have to act like you're powerless to protect the rice, so it won't hold grudges against you when it comes out."

"Ah, you said this! It's useless." Xia Dongli said with indifference and a little pride, "Our rice is very smart, and the person who holds grudges will never admit it wrong. When it was injected for the first time I've already used this play, it's useless."

What is there to be proud of?Xu Yibai also didn't know what the owner of a pet who was too smart to fool was thinking. The two looked at each other again. Old Xu pleaded sincerely with his eyes. Xia Dongli said that he would not give an inch and would never be a villain.

"Okay!" Xu Yibai sighed, his eyes were clouded, and his voice sang bitterly: "Baby, I'm sorry, it's not that I don't love you, and I don't want to come here to make you sad either."

"Stop howling, you're going to call the wolf over." Xia Dongli stretched out his foot and kicked him.

"You still have wolves here?" Xu Yibai was startled, Xia Dongli rolled his eyes, and said confidently, "Of course there are, otherwise why would I install iron fences." Seeing Xu Yibai's disbelief, he even took out his mobile phone After clicking a few times, a recording was played for him.

The sound of wolves howling one after another came from his mobile phone with good sound quality, and the effect was outstanding.Xu Yibai was stunned on the spot, and he leaned over to look at Xia Dongli's file names and attributes: recording, wolf howl 3, and flipped back and forth, which were wolf howl 1 and 2 respectively.

Old Xu was stunned. As an urbanite, although he knew that his little friend lived by the mountain, it was difficult for him to equate living by the mountain with a beast.

Seeing that his little friend's expression was blank, Xia Dongli silently stuffed the phone back under the pillow.

Lao Xu turned back a few more times to hear the barking of dogs!

That's right, this is exactly the dark history he recorded when he was chatting with wild dogs in the mountains every night after Rice was deducted snacks for stealing.Of course Xia Dongli couldn't understand what the dogs were saying, but he could record it and play it to other dogs afterwards.

He has recorded a dozen or so similar audios. He had tried it with rice on his back a few days ago. From the way the puppies tied up in other people's houses were furious, Xia Dongli knew that those dogs must have said something bad.

Xia Dongli, who is well versed in the way of settling accounts after autumn, backed up all the audio files, and waited for the time to "chat" with Rice. Unexpectedly, Rice didn't use it here, so he used it for Xu Yibai first.

Xu Yibai has not recovered from the shock, this news is a bit too exciting!He immediately worried about Xia Dongli's safety.

"Then, is the fence here enough for you? Is it not too strong if it is made of wood? Or add a layer of iron, or install the one I Amway you last time?"

The shocked old Xu didn't even notice the occasional barking of dogs in the audio, and immediately believed Xia Dongli's words, which made Xia Dongli, who had already prepared the draft, a little bit disappointed.

However, as soon as he heard what Old Xu said about his Amway fence, Xia Dongli's head suddenly became black, "Enough is enough, mine is not wood, it is bamboo steel, which is very hard. And the wolf's The jumping ability is not too high, and there is still rice at home, so let’s forget about your prison special use, people think I am engaged in some illegal activities here.”

"It's well-off..." Xia Dongli let out a devilish croon, "Old Xu, as the saying goes, people are afraid of being famous..."

Pigs are afraid of being strong!

Xu Yibai was clever.

In the early morning of the next day, Xu Yibai got up early, and carefully prepared a "rich" and healthy breakfast for his beloved Xiaokang pig.

Pure natural oatmeal with no added crude fiber is used to fill the stomach, boiled broccoli and steamed sweet potatoes provide dietary fiber and starch, boiled fish balls provide protein, and finally stir-fried corn kernels are added to enhance the color and aroma.

This is a box lunch that can be liked by posting on Moments!

When this colorful meal was placed in front of Xiaokang, it attracted the attention of all the small animals, but everyone's reaction was polarized.

"Huh?" Rice tilted her head and took two steps back, short oil!There is actually super unpalatable broccoli! !

"Baa!" Xiaobaa stepped on the little hoof on the spot, it smelled so good!Meh why not that!

"Jiujiu!" The little Jiujiu were a little curious about the food, but they were not particularly interested.

Only Xiaokang looked at the rice bowl in front of him and was speechless for a long time, "Hmph?" It slowly raised its head to look at its beloved master, "Hmph?"

It is very good that the owner made a love meal for it today, the dishes are quite good, and it is also very happy, but the only problem is... why is the amount so small?

That's right!Although Lao Xu cooked a delicious breakfast, but all meals were controlled at a basic value.

300G oatmeal, 5 pieces of broccoli, 2 pieces of sweet potato, and only 1 piece of fish ball!

Don't say that this amount is for Xiaokang, even if it is for Xiaobaa, it may not be enough to eat! !

"Hey, hey, hey, hey!!!" Why do pigs only have such a little food?Why is the pig's meal less than that stupid sheep's?

"Cub!" Xu Yibai patted its head lovingly, and said extremely cruel words to Xiaokang, "You are overweight, it's time to lose weight."

Xiaokang:? ? ?

Xu Yibai also took out the mobile app and showed it to Xiaokang: "Look, Dad is looking for a little girl's fitness meal on the Internet. Both protein and carbohydrates are good, and you can keep yourself full and eat well, and you can lose weight."

Xiaokang: "Humph!"

You nonsense!The weight of this pig is the standard weight!Xiaokang, I don't need to lose weight!

Xu Yibai continued to touch its ears and murmured: "Wait a minute, let's measure the weight. It's not that Dad is embarrassing you, but it's not good for you to be too fat when you're old. Only when you drop to 120 catties is the standard."

Xiaokang was silent. Really, it was the first time he heard that someone made a pig lose weight. Its weight is really standard. The meat in this body is only because of its short hair, but it is really not fat!

"Cub, Dad, considering that you might not get used to it all of a sudden, I poured a little more cereal today, and we will work hard to reduce it to 200G in the future."

Xiaokang: "..."

No! ! !This day can't be passed!Which traitorous concubine ruined my reputation in front of the master! ?Do you dare to come out?Uncle Xiaokang will show you the fighting power of our pigs, and let you know what a flexible fat man is!