In my days as a farmer

Xu Yibai slept until dawn, the night in the countryside was extremely quiet, there was no noise of cars, no couples arguing and smashing furniture, no parents playing doubles together, children crying and howling.

Throughout the night, he was immersed in the sound of insects and the air with the fragrance of the field, feeling that his whole body was being charged slowly. In the morning, he was awakened by the sound of birds in the distant mountains, and he could still hear the birds passing by. There was the sound of fluttering wings.

In fact, being awakened by the sound of birdsong is not a good experience. Xu Yibai had the experience of being woken up by the thrush bird raised by the uncle in the corridor before. As a victim, Xu Yibai said seriously-any sound that disturbs your sleep. Absolutely not good!

But the small courtyard of Xia Dongli's family is absolutely perfect.

There are no birds near the yard of his house at all. The sound of birdsong comes from the distant Baiyun Mountain. The faint sound is transformed into the effect of light music under the beautification of the distance.

Because of the excellent sleep quality, he was in a particularly good mood when he opened his eyes.

He stretched on the bed, and then kicked something cold.

Ow!That's his family's well-off life!

Hearing the familiar snoring sound next to his ear, Xu Yibai embraced him happily.

The fat layer of a pig is thick, although the thick fat is a burden for the pig itself, but for outsiders... oh, it is warm in winter and cool in summer, so comfortable.

In the past, when Xiaokang was still by his side, Xu Yibai often hugged it as a pillow. The temperature was comfortable and it felt good, and it was also soft and bouncy, the texture was simply amazing.

Xu Yibai couldn't help stretching his hand up and down and RUA several times, don't worry, this level of harassment won't wake Xiaokang in their family, once Xiaokang falls asleep, the only thing that can wake him up is breakfast.

Woo, what I miss when I think about it is the cruel reality that separates the two of them!

Xu Yibai struggled a few more times on the bed, and finally had to get up under the urging of the three urgent needs in life.

It was 07:30 in the morning, and there was no one at home. Xia Dongli and Xun Yu went out for a walk with the dog. He saw an electric saucepan on the table, the heat preservation gear was turned on, and there were still a lot of food on the table. The side dishes were obviously breakfast prepared by his friends.

There was also a piece of paper stuffed under the electric saucepan, and Lao Xu took it out to see that it was Xia Dongli's message to him.

Roughly speaking, he and Xun Yao had both eaten, and the rest of the porridge in the pot belonged to him, and he also sprinkled some Ganoderma lucidum sporopollen in it to nourish his body.God, what kind of peerless best friend is this?Xu Yibai was moved by his little friend.

Old Comrade Xu, who originally planned to go to the bathroom before continuing to sleep, changed his mind. He simply brushed his teeth and washed his hands, and sat down at the dining table feeling refreshed.

Cooking porridge in an electric saucepan is not an economical cooking method, because it is heated through water, and its cooking efficiency is much lower than that of an electric rice cooker or pot, and it takes several hours to cook.

But as soon as the pot is opened, you will find that the rice grains cooked in this way are full and blooming. It only needs to be left for a while, and a layer of milky white viscous liquid will form on the surface.

The most exquisite essence of a whole bowl of porridge is all on this layer of porridge oil.

Xu Yibai's saliva could not help but start to secrete in the rice fragrance. As an honorable bachelor, he would also drink porridge when he couldn't think of what to eat. Recently, due to special reasons, he even favored the porridge shops around the school. .

The takeaway commercial porridge also tastes mellow and mellow, and he doesn't bother to think about whether there are additives in it, anyway, it's just for eating.But it is impossible to have porridge oil, a treasure that cannot be produced without cooking and good rice.

He picked up the porridge spoon and scooped out the thick layer of paste for himself first, and swallowed it in small mouthfuls like eating lotus root powder. When the rice soup entered his stomach, he immediately felt warm from his stomach bag to his limbs.

Ow!happiness!

Then he cracked open a salted duck egg. As soon as the chopsticks were inserted, a layer of fragrant duck egg oil came out from the snow-white egg white along the chopsticks. After splitting the egg, the orange sandy yolk and plump duck egg oil dripped down. In the middle of the porridge, the bright color looks particularly delicious.

Xu Yibai looked at the duck eggs in his hand, and then looked at the small plate next to him, and saw the mustard mustard pickled by himself in the old workshop. After he tasted it, he felt a little sour. The quality of the food here is good!

On the contrary, the white rice porridge added with good health products for middle-aged and elderly people has no special taste, not even the smell of traditional Chinese medicine. Xu Yibai smacked it while eating it. Could it be that my friend was cheated?

Of course it's tasteless!Because there was no ganoderma sporopollen in it at all, what Xia Dongli sprinkled into it was actually the feather that the oak bird gave him.

When it comes to feathers, he is very angry. To be honest, he also took great pains to make Lao Xu eat such things.

Feathers are common and common, but it is almost impossible for people to eat them without any grudges.

Even when he had meat when he was a child, he would pick out feathers in the chicken, let alone now.

Lao Xu is still a city dweller who pays attention to food hygiene. Although he eats the ninth largest cuisine in the country, most of the food he eats is in the teacher's canteen, and the quality of the food is always better than that in the student canteen.

Even if Xia Dongli made the excuse that he didn't pluck the hair, he was [-]% sure that Lao Xu would not eat the hair for his sake.

After much deliberation, Xia Dongli only came up with one solution - break it up into parts.

However, no matter how small the hair is, it can be recognized by people, so he simply took out the shredder and smashed the hair with his hands.

Of course, wanting to make a feather into powder makes people feel that it is not easy to eat, and a breakfast is definitely not enough, so Xia Dongli and Xun Yu took the rice and drove there early in the morning In the town, in addition to buying meat, he also bought some glutinous rice with sesame seeds, peach kernels, and made sesame paste for others—Old Xu made the powder himself.

Old Xu yelled again after eating, and started to look forward to dinner as soon as he digested his lunch.

However, as soon as he lay down, Xia Dongli pulled him hard.

"Xiao Yan doesn't know how to drive," Xia Dongli put him in the passenger seat, stepped on the accelerator and jumped out. He turned the steering wheel and said briskly: I borrowed a tool for filling liquid fertilizer from the agricultural machinery before. The goods arrived, and I wanted to bring them back in the morning, but that thing is an additional instrument for the tiller, which is produced by a third party and not the original equipment. In order to be stable, two vehicles must be used to support it to work. "

Old Xu had a bad feeling: "Wait?"

Xia Dongli patted Lao Xu's shoulder with his eyes: "My good brother, you just happened to come here."

That's right, it's just a coincidence, he's a strong laborer delivered to your door!

Old Xu climbed into the driver's seat of the small tractor with a look of death on his face. First, Xia Dongli and Xia Dongli drove the car back to the small slope under the sun, and then they used the tires to measure the tractor. Take a look at the land he contracted.

That's all, what's more, when he got out of the car, he saw Xun Yu passing by him with an indifferent face, and then he handed a towel sprinkled with toilet water to his little friend to wipe his sweat, and whispered Said: "Why don't I go to learn to drive first, and Adong won't need to ask others for help after learning how to drive."

Damn, it's still an enviable job to go around outside with his little friend under the sun for a long time!

Lao Xu, who came to the stage sick, angrily took out his mobile phone, left the ugly capitalist image of Xia and Xun in the photo album, and uploaded it to Moments.

In the photo, he is sweating profusely, with a blush on his face, while the little friend in the distance of the camera is holding barley tea in his hand, a small towel around his neck, and a sun hat on his head. It's a little farther away, but you can still see Xia Dongli's little face is still white and tender after walking in the field.

He passionately wrote: No wonder some people forget their old love when they have a new love.

After Xu Yibai finished posting on Moments, he couldn't hold back his fingers and swiped a few times to wait for the enthusiastic replies from his friends. This was the time when the office crowd started to fish, but after a while he saw that there was a small addition to Moments. Red dot.

[Don't call me Suanni: Is this the place of Xiaoxiabao? 】

Ow!It turned out to be a boss!

Xu Yibai's eyes lit up, and his fingers quickly replied: [Yes, he just dragged me to fertilize the grass he planted. 】

The boss didn't reply, but Xu Yibai posted a comment from his unscrupulous boss instead.

[People with a bad heart (Old Xu changed his name): He asked you to go to the fields to do farm work? 】

Oops!The most embarrassing thing in life is that the boss who kindly gives you a vacation thinks you are dying on the bed, but in fact you are flying up in the fields!

Xu Yibai quickly clicked on the leader's private chat, referring to Yun Rufei who explained that he didn't go to the ground, and also had to beautify his little friend into a caring little padded jacket that set up a bed among flowers, birds, fish and insects for him to get close to nature. It’s just a joke on Moments and friends.

But I don't know why the more he said, the colder the leader's reply was.In the end, I only answered him with a "."

Damn it's too hard to serve!

The exhausted Xu Yibai slammed his phone angrily.

However, his torment was not over yet. When he walked into the room full of anticipation for dinner, he was disappointed to find that Xia Dongli's family had returned to the previous day's dietary standards, three dishes, one soup, two vegetarian dishes, and one meat. Small meat, only fried a few slices of meat.

Xu Yibai: "..."

He had to look at Xia Dongli one after another, expressing his protest with his eyes.

Xia Dongli glanced at him and said calmly, "For your own good."

Looking at Xun Yao, who is in charge of the cook, the good guy didn't even give him a look.

hateful!Are there no human rights under the fence?

Xu Yibai was aggrieved to pick up the rice, and at night, he walked to Xia Dongli's room with his pillow in his arms, and was about to have a conversation with his friends about improving the food. I was dumbfounded by one sentence.

Xia Dongli was about to test the efficacy of this feather, but he didn't know that Old Xu had delivered it to his door, so he simply asked him without any gossip in a purely scientific mood: "Old Xu, how do you feel?"

"How about what?"

"Just...do you feel better?" Xia Dongli's gaze turned to Lao Xu's Xiasanlu, making Lao Xu's hair stand on end.

Old Xu frowned: "How is that possible! I only had a day off!"

Oh?Xia Dongli touched his chin, "Shan Hai Jing" said that eating this kind of bird can cure hemorrhoids, it should be referring to eating meat, would it be possible that eating only feathers will reduce the effect?

Or is the way to eat it wrong, you can only swallow it dry and not grind it?But this is unreasonable. The human body should have a better ability to absorb powder. Swallowing a feather alone should not be able to digest it, right?

No, for non-humans, it should not mean digestion but aura.So what to do?Can he go to Oak Bird for advice?But I feel like I'll get pecked if I ask, that guy has a bad temper.

And if you have to swallow a whole feather, how can you trick Lao Bai into eating it?Or make a big pill similar to Wuji Baifeng Pill and rub the feathers into it for him to swallow?

Old Xu didn't know what was going on in Xia Dongli's head. He just thought that Xia Dongli was coming to exchange opinions with him as a future patient, so he said shyly: "Actually, I wasn't very serious at first. It doesn’t matter if the disease is detected and treated early.”

He also criticized Xia Dongli, "Don't always sit and let others do things. Sitting for a long time is also easy to get sick."

Xia Dongli immediately frowned: "How can I keep asking Xiaoyu to do things! Can I do it myself?"

"But I saw him doing everything today." Xu Yibai seemed to be fighting for injustice, but in reality he put on eye drops crazily: "Comrade Xiaoxia, your Xiaomao is only one year old this year, and he is still a baby. You are child abuse."

Xia Dongli was shocked, and what shocked him even more was that he couldn't refute it.

Oh, so angry!

The author has something to say: White teeth! !Forgot to time it! ! !Cough cough, in order to make up for you, give out 60 bowls of sesame paste today!The kind that might be added!

Sort out the small animals of Xia Dongli's house:

Rice:

Dongli's beloved Wang, first name: Minos (I know you must have forgotten), nickname: Mibao.

Bianmu, responsible for IQ, cut black for nothing.

Xiaomi:

The quail given by the boss when Rice bought chickens and ducks made Dongli give birth to murderous quails on the first night of his stay.

--" When I went out to find my wife, because of her beauty (smooth curves) and beautiful voice (the voice is very pleasant among quails), she was taken by the old man (female) who had settled in Baiyun Mountain, and was kidnapped back home to be the husband of the village. Temporarily offline.

Chirps:

Rooster: The white feather chickens are already big chickens!But still infertile.

But the yellow feather chickens are still sub-adults.

Hen: Dongli brought it back from the tractor uncle, and it has been working normally (laying eggs), but none of them are fertilized eggs.

Ducks: They can't eat yet, and they can't lay eggs.

Little lamb (it's not too small): little baa

Goat, the biggest dark force in this article (currently).

Teacher Tutu:

Chinese white rabbit

Sometimes red eyes and sometimes black eyes, very good at fighting, it seems that when the eyes are black, the temper is more explosive.

I am running around looking for a partner for rice.

Well, as a rabbit, you can't tell the gender of a dog.

Earthworms & Barley Bugs:

The reserve grain raised in the side hall has made great contributions.

Silkworm baby:

The agricultural products raised in the side hall have made a lot of contributions (?) to keep Xiaoyu from inhaling mosquito coils.

Ah Da Ah Er:

Tortoise*2

At present, they seem to be two tortoises with a gentle and honest personality.

Tadpole*N:

No one knows what breed it is before it has long legs.

Mr. Mosquito:

It seems that the super strong nail household can live safely until the silkworm baby ascends to heaven

There should be nothing missing, right?