In my days as a farmer

A sudden accident made this already fragile family even worse.

There was lightning, thunder, and heavy rain outside, and the atmosphere of the small red clay stove indoors was heavy.

Xia Dongli poured the boiled water into the kettle, and then quietly placed it on the warming table together with the fruit plate, maintaining his composure amid the howling ghosts and wolves in the background.

Hold... hold, no, the old dragon king cast the video on the tablet to the TV, and the whole living room is full of sadomasochistic clips at station B.Those lines are okay in the book, and the actors are okay when they say them, but when they are accompanied by strange and sensational music, they are really weird and weird.

Xia Dongli has seen the power of Scissorhands a long time ago, but at that time, he was selling Amway's CP. Although there was abuse, he was still sweet in general, and now he is completely abused.

Those "man-made" misunderstandings, "man-made" heart-wrenching lines, "man-made" bad plots, matched with the wailing flashed across the TV screen, that sentence [Don't kill me, I'm going to die] [Xia Yidao, you didn't Heart] [UP Master, you are too cruel, too cruel, of course the most ruthless is Xia Yidao] as if whipping his conscience.

Hey, let alone, Xia Dongli was so happy when he was single before, now that he has a boyfriend and watching the plot, he feels really pitiful.

Seeing (?) another girl type BE on the screen, Xia Dongli put down the water bottle and sat down next to her boyfriend. Just as she was about to speak, a peeled orange was stuffed into her hand.

Xia Dongli immediately smiled and narrowed his eyes, happily huddling beside his lover to watch his teaching video together.Xun Yao gave him an earphone, so Xia Dongli had a sadomasochistic love in his left ear, and the light of righteousness in his right ear, chewing an orange in his mouth, and stuffed one for his boyfriend from time to time.

Not to mention, when the weather is extreme outside, it is really a bit of a quiet time to sit indoors and watch movies and pet dogs together.

Hey, talking about friends should be plain and simple. Don’t learn all kinds of tricks in TV dramas. Those are not for ordinary people. If you are not careful, you will be GG.

Moreover, being in love and living life are not the same thing. When you are in love, you are showing your charm to your heart's content, while living life is to tolerate and adapt to each other.

The word water and milk is often used to describe the extremely close relationship between husband and wife. In fact, if you analyze it carefully, it is because the water gives up its own clarity and is stained with the color of milk, and the milk gives up its thick self and is diluted by water. to achieve this vocabulary.

If no one retreats and must maintain self, the result will be that water is the same as mercury, everyone has the same color, the same name, and they are all liquid, but they are incompatible when put together.

This is the grinding process.It is really painful to meet people with completely different living habits, but if you meet people who are very compatible in all aspects... then you will instantly enter the old couple mode!

Listening to the boring proper nouns in the earphones, and watching the plot on TV, the corner of Xia Dongli's mouth involuntarily twitched.

He took out a wet towel and wiped his fingers, then reached out and pinched Xun Yao's left hand.The young man immediately shook his hand back, and quickly warmed his hand because he was holding the orange and pulling the wet towel.Xun Yao's body temperature is very high, and his whole body is like a small stove in late autumn.

Xia Dongli yawned a little, and wanted to lie down on the table and take a nap.

"Don't sleep here." Xun Yao pressed the pause button, squeezed his clasped hands and said softly, "Go to the room, it's cold outside."

Dogs are animals that use smell as a marker and information transmission. Even if Xia Dongli’s dog washes more diligently, there are still four dogs. The temperature has also dropped to 10 degrees, and the door of the small brick house is still open for ventilation.

It’s fine when you’re awake, but you’ll catch a cold easily if you’re asleep, and the posture of sleeping on your stomach is not conducive to deep sleep. As a medical student and fan of health-care channels, Xun Yao is very strict in this regard.

Xia Dongli yawned again, and replied obediently: "Okay, then I'll go to sleep for a while, I'm a bit busy these days."

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the old dragon king make a heavy nasal sound, and he couldn't help touching his nose and feeling a little guilty.

Cough cough, it has been two days since he lost his horse tragically that day.Although there was a "little" accident, the program team is professional after all. After the make-up artist made a fuss, the program still completed all the shooting according to the original plan.

However, it started to rain in Xiaojin Village after that, and the rain quickly spread to the entire Fenghua City. When the organizer of the Moon Festival was considering whether to suspend it due to weather factors, the rain suddenly stopped.

The filming of the show that day was successfully completed. After a rain, the sky and environment of Fenghua City appeared brighter in the camera.

At the same time, the old Dragon King and his teammates also gave a wonderful square dance performance, but as a price, Xiaojin Village was cloudy and rainy for several days after the moon festival. The most troublesome thing is that it rains sometimes and clears up , The strength staged the "face-changing" stunt of mountainous weather.

Fortunately, at the end of September, most of our autumn grains are almost dry. Because of the festival, everyone has completed the storage of grains ahead of schedule, so Xiaojin Village is hardly affected by this weird weather, and many villagers take advantage of this Opportunity for free irrigation to plow the ground and prepare it for fall vegetables.

The small soil slope of Xia Dongli's house is no exception. A large group of people rumbled up to some extent and caused some impact on the environment. The wildflower meadow in their house was trampled down a lot. , The meadow stood up again, and some buds sprouted, very courageous to fall in love every minute before winter.

The most surprising thing is actually the small pond.

The Heron family, who stayed to rest halfway before, seemed to have reached a tacit understanding after taking turns in battle with the carp spirit, and both sides took a step back to divide the territory.

The carp essence protects the forest frogs in the pool. Once the forest frogs are on the ground, she doesn't care about them. The forest frogs that have not had time to enter the water after going down the mountain are not within her care range. These forest frogs and herons can prey on them at will.

Correspondingly, the heron also had to help her look after the forest frogs in the pool, and fend off the weasels who wanted to fish. The two sides tried for a while and felt that this was quite feasible.

These days, as the weather has completely turned cooler, some older forest frogs with better resistance have also begun to descend the mountain. In addition, Xia Dongli sprinkled small fish and loaches in the nearby pool, and the herons can occasionally catch some passing small frogs. Snakes and mice had a tooth-fighting festival, and the family had ample food, so they didn't need to ask Xiao Linwa in the water for help.

But the so-called people without long-term worries must have near-term worries, and the same is true for birds.

After an autumn rain, the water level of the small pond, the water channel dug out by Xia Dongli, and the reservoir rose significantly, and the "endorsement" of the heron family attracted the attention of many birds that encountered heavy rain during migration. .

The eyes of birds are very sensitive to the reflection of the pool. Even if they are flying high in the air, they can detect a water source even one square meter in size. Whether they land or not depends on whether the birds think it is safe here.

And what is the standard for birds to judge safety?The most intuitive thing is whether there are similar people!

There are the same kind and they are still alive = there must be food here = there may be no or not many predators nearby = you can go down to fight the autumn wind.

So this is often the case in the wild. Once there is a bird in a place, it will not take long for many birds to land here.And in some places, even if there is everything, there are no birds landing, because there is a lack of wind vane.

PS: Some ornithologists take advantage of this feature and make bird dolls or statues where they want the birds to land.Generally speaking, this method can really fool the birds!

The Heron family took on the role of such a weathervane this time.Birds migrating nearby always land here with a flutter, which annoys the Heron family and Xia's dogs to death.

The Heron family was troubled by a group of big eaters suddenly coming to their small home, and the dogs discovered that these chattering creatures dared to stick their heads into the cage to steal food from chickens and ducks. Can you bear it?

The small pond suddenly became one.It just so happens that the dogs don't need to graze recently, and spend most of their time in the small pond guarding their property and taking classes by the way.

Cough cough, that's right, the low-profile version of the police dog course has already started on Xiaotupo. The class is taught by Shen Wen, and Xuanfeng is the assistant instructor. The class is taught by the four dogs of Xia Dongli's family. It is surprising. It was Xiao Tiangou who actually got into the class team.

In this regard, Xiaotian’s explanation is that it used to act on instinct most of the time, and the reason why it was able to do so was all due to its own strength, but now it is rare for someone to teach the dog how to become stronger, of course it will not Miss it!

Its old man is mainly very interested in the olfactory training of dogs.Its body is a fine dog, and its main job is to assist humans in hunting. Although the sense of smell is also very good, the advantage of the fine dog lies in fast running and biting.

But now the smell in the world is much more complicated than it was thousands of years ago. Now if the owner lets him track it, it is not as easy as before. As an excellent dog, Xiaotian is very alert.

In short, under the guidance of one person and one dog, the dogs' sniping actions against birds became more effective, and finally, they were able to successfully drive all kinds of birds away.

So, the accident happened like this.

Two wild geese tried their best to wave their rain-wet wings when they were chased away by dogs, and "plopped" into the duck pen.

The dogs were stunned when they watched the two wild geese tremblingly get into the duck group, and precisely huddled next to the two geese at home to keep warm.In their little heads, the outside of the cage is not their own, and the inside of the cage is their own. Before these birds were eating outside the cage, they were attacked by them. Now they are going to join their own family group. this……

"Aww?" Do you still want to fight?

Mi Li tilted her head, flicked her tail twice, circled outside the duck pen with some hesitation, tried to jump, but failed.

"Woof..." Defu also tried. The height of the fence of the duck pen is 1.4 meters. It is obviously impossible for an untrained dog to jump over it, so Defuwang also failed.

This is how to do?Can't beat it!

All the dogs shifted their gazes to their boss, Rice.Rice's eyes fell deeply on the duck pen, and it called after a long time.

So, the next day, Xia Dongli was called to the duck pen by Shen Wen who was going to feed him.As soon as he got off the small three rounds, he met the eyes of the pea-eyed birds of various colors in the duck pen.

Xia Dongli: "..."

Birds: ·Dish·

He quickly shifted his gaze to Rice.

"Wow!" Dami Wang sat on the spot and wagged his tail violently, his little expression was so proud that if he entered my duck pen, he would be my bird!

Yes, rice's idea is so simple and straightforward.

↑ This is of course impossible!

Many of the birds that were driven into the duck pen by the rice in the rain were protected animals, not to mention whether they were willing to stay, even if they were willing, Xia Dongli would not dare to stay!

Moreover, none of these birds had been immunized. In case one of them was carrying bird flu or something, Xia Dongli could only hug the dog and cry.He quickly opened the cage door of the duck pen and let these ancestors out.

The birds that are still in the duck pen are either unable to fly because their wings are not dried, or they are too big and need the strength to run up. In short, they are basically large birds.

The most exaggerated thing is that there is a swan half a person's height inside. When seeing it coming out while shaking its wings, Xia Dongli couldn't help but backed up a few steps.

Big guys, all big guys.

But fortunately, after this experience, the birds staying here also felt that it was not safe to stay, and they all said goodbye after their wings were dry, except for the two geese—they, they were very fond of the two geese of Xia Dongli's family. It was love at first sight! !

Wild goose is a kind of bird that is relatively loyal to feelings, and most of them are monogamous. Therefore, wild goose was a symbol of love in ancient times.In the past, one of the prerequisites for a boy to successfully marry a wife was to hunt a pair of wild geese as the dowry.

Generally, this kind of monogamous birds have more delicate emotions, and the same goes for wild geese.These two boys seemed to be fascinated by the house goose after they were "Save the Heroes", and they started to circle around the house goose, rubbing each other's necks from time to time, and showing off their feathers.

It must be said that these two are juvenile geese, and their current behavior is just pure pursuit, or puppy love.

Ahem, this kind of puppy love behavior that is not for the purpose of laying eggs is relatively common among geese and swans.

It may be because they have a sense of urgency, or it may be that they know that love needs to be cultivated early + childhood sweethearts are more reliable than heaven. Both geese and swans began to find the right bird to fall in love when they were not yet adults. the behavior of.

This is indeed a very effective way of falling in love. Compared with finding one in a hurry during the breeding season, living together and hunting together in this way, after confirming that they are in tune with each other, and waiting for two years when everyone matures, the rhythm of laying eggs hand in hand is romantic and reliable.

In this way, everyone has a tacit understanding when hatching eggs, and there is no need to worry about finding a scumbag or a scumbag.

But the question is, although wild geese and domestic geese are not reproductively isolated, they are not of the same kind after all. Is it really okay?

Well, the geese said they didn't mind.

The geese of Xia Dongli's family seemed to be very interested in the wild geese that fell from the sky, and soon the two sides had a heated fight. The domestic geese were not very capable of flying, but they could barely fly together.

Xia Dongli could only ask the relevant department what to do in this situation and whether it was illegal.

Fortunately, these two are the most common swan geese, not prison birds, and, ahem, it is not uncommon for geese to be attracted by geese to stay behind. In fact, for people living in forest areas, as long as they are not Deliberate confinement of wild animals generally does not count as stepping on a red line.

However, for the safety of the poultry at home, Xia Dongli still had to take two geese for testing and vaccination.Not only that, in order to avoid some undetectable diseases, he and Xun Ao built another nest for the two young couples.

As a result, he was really busy, so busy that he forgot to take into account the thoughts of the old dragon king.

The old Dragon King, who had been put on play for a few days and was repeatedly stimulated by the unfilial sons, finally couldn't bear it anymore, he jumped up against the case and issued an ultimatum to the unfilial sons: "If you don't get your body back, I will listen to your door every day! "

Xia Dongli: "..."

No, I don't think that's really necessary.

The author has something to say: Old Dragon King: I want to beat my son, but the skin is too brittle and it will cause problems. It’s okay to let him put on the vest and beat him!The old man is really witty!

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