In my days as a farmer

Throughout the history of China, there have been countless conspiratorial schemes but failed in one trick.

There are also countless people who stand at the top of their resourcefulness and yell sadly when the general situation is gone: "Heaven pays me!"

Therefore, in the history and literature, the eternal good saying "do your best to obey the destiny" has been left behind.

Now, Qiu Niu has this feeling, the world is unpredictable, even if he is not human, he can't escape this vicious circle.

That's right, this young actor is not actually human. His real name is Prisoner Niu, and he is the eldest son of Ying Long.

Like all sons with strong fathers, although the elders in the family place high hopes on Prisoner Niu, he loves rhythm and has a soft personality. He has rebelled twice in his life.

Once, he became friends with the younger generation, Changqin, and helped each other during the war.

Another time is this time.

The last time he was implicated by luck and almost died, he didn't expect that this time it was not much worse.

"Didn't it mean that there are two deaths in a person's life, one is physical death and the other is social death?" Qiu Niu put the phone aside and buried his face on the pillow, "I think this is social death Alright."

"I don't think it's a problem." His manager turned off his mobile phone and put it aside, crossed his arms, and said quite calmly, "It's a risk and an opportunity, and although your matter is a bit big on the Internet, After all, it’s not a matter of principle. If it works well, it can create a wave of characters from Chasing Dream showbiz, and today’s human society is relatively tolerant of this aspect.”

"Besides, after your younger brother calculated you like this once, most of the grievances will be dissipated. In the future..."

"Will we be able to reconcile in the future?" The young man showed his bright eyes and looked at his manager expectantly.

The agent smiled slightly: "I should buy less black fans in the future."

...that doesn't make much difference!Qiu Niu sighed, and buried his face back in the pillow: "I saw domestic violence on the Internet, will it affect my father? He also has social connections here."

"Isn't it just spanking a few times? What kind of domestic violence?" Mr. Manager twitched his lips, "Your father still left you a way out."

"You should focus on raising it first. It happened to be raining outside. The show will not be recorded until the rain stops. It will probably take a while."

The back road is indeed the back road, but the embarrassment is real... Qiu Niu whimpered, buried her head in the pillow, and two small tears leaked from the corners of her eyes.

For the nth time, he "thanks" his younger brothers in his heart. They are indeed good brothers who have walked together since the prehistoric era!The brotherhood is really moving, one will fall into trouble than the other!Don't let him seize the opportunity, it's true that he can't lift a knife after touching the instrument for a long time, right?

That's right, the hard-pressed Big Brother Long's overturned car was not caused by one younger brother, but a group of younger brothers who tried their best to pull and stomp crazily. Long Da really couldn't dodge it, so he overturned the car.

Suan Ni!Don't let my brother find you!

Long Da gritted his teeth.

Although he was tricked into coming here by the ninth brother, considering that his old father was going to participate in the square dance performance, Long Da felt that he had a chance to turn the tide.As long as he watched the square dance first and then was discovered by his old father, and he had a handle, the old father would definitely not be able to say anything about him. The best situation is to pretend that they don't know each other and pass by each other.

Of course, it is also possible to be taken away secretly by the old man and beaten up, and that's okay, the dragon clan has thick skin, and the old man was in a state of embarrassment and couldn't use all his strength at that time, and being beaten up was nothing more than a few months of self-cultivation.

For this plan, he also thought of a way to enter "slander" on the director's side, first filming the moon festival party and then filming local tourism.

He also brought up the reason for the audience's empathy. The moon sacrifice ceremony in the Northeast is the autumnal equinox, but most of China's understanding of the moon sacrifice event is the Mid-Autumn Festival.

This year's Autumnal Equinox and Mid-Autumn Festival are more than a week apart. This time period is almost the length of the editing of variety shows. When the time comes, we will shoot first and show first, which coincides with the Mid-Autumn Festival.

There are good reasons and sincere emotions. At that time, the director patted him on the shoulder and praised him a few words.Who knew that the filming sequence officially arranged by the director on the next day was actually reversed. On the first day, I went to the village to shoot, and on the second day, I went to shoot the moon festival party.

It is said that their mineral water investor believes that although the Mid-Autumn festival is suitable for the occasion, the time of their program is very close to the time of the national TV show, and they will be played behind the other party. Isn’t it obvious that everyone is competing? ?

This time, the national TV station is trying its best to play a big game. Although the moon sacrifice ceremony is fresh, it is a local folk activity. It is definitely impossible to say that it is more attractive than the national TV show with the blessing of high technology and high beauty. No respect, no, it's better to take a slant, first to invest in porridge and side dishes that are more entertaining, and wait a week before adding fish and meat.

After a week, even if I ate the Manchu Banquet before, I should have digested it. It happened to be fried rice, and many viewers now watch the broadcast on the Internet, and they don’t have so much perception of the season. As long as the filming is good, young people will also Don't care about the "time difference".

Taking a ten thousand step back, even if there are opinions, at least giving way to Guotai is a good step, and the attitude is very correct.

The most important thing is - the crew is all money if they stay where they are!The father of the funder said that it is okay to spend money, but it must be spent reasonably. If it is unreasonable, it is called waste!

Just because of this statement, just because of this! !Qiu Niu, who was holding the notice, was blank.However, as a poor and helpless little guest, he really has no say in the matter of money.

Didn't you see that the big guys didn't show any opinions or even showed some enthusiasm?Of course he couldn't say anything, and at this point, Qiu Niu felt that he could still fight.

He already knew the location of his old father, the activity map was so big, as long as he tried his best not to get close, it would be fine.

It seems to be in order to cooperate with his actions. This time the game is still to complete the task to collect and decrypt cards. As long as this kind of collection game is stupid, it is still easy to get past it!

However, there was an accident when the group was drawn. There were 7 guests this time, and he was drawn into the group with the most people, together with two flying guests.

Generally speaking, variety shows have to give some benefits to flying guests, or the topics are relatively simple, or "luck" is better, but what he encountered this time was a special situation-the guests performed too much showmanship.

Exam question [-]: Find five kinds of fruits unique to Northeast China.

When the group next door was still discussing whether the fruit is an apple with the man who spoke the Northeast dialect and wondered if it was the fruit stand arranged by the program group, the guests finished taking it with a sweep of their eyes.

Exam question [-]: Decipher the Eight Great Monsters of Northeast China.

When the group next door was still wondering what the word meant, the guests searched the Folklore Museum directly, and everything was clear after a visit.

Exam question [-]: Collect three snacks unique to Northeast China.

In order to save the guest's crushing rhythm, the program team specially increased the difficulty and added "winter" as an attributive. Therefore, this question did cost their team more time - to find a freezer to freeze the fruit.

The terrible guest didn’t even miss the additional questions. When he visited the “Xiaojin Museum”, when faced with the question raised by the curator “What are the differences between the silk industry in the north and the south?”, as soon as this guest stretched out his hand, he would be in the background garden. The tussah that was eating was taken down, and the green "silkworm baby" was shown to the camera with a smile.

His movements were so fast and steady that Qiu Niu wanted to punch him just looking at his pair of amorous peach blossom eyes.Although he was definitely not the only one present who wanted to beat this guy up, Qiu Niu dared to say that he must be the most among them.

What's even more exaggerated is that after this person got four puzzle-solving boards, he still judged the final destination in the face of the lack of information, and frantically gave up the fifth task directly, and led the team to Xiaotupo.This series of coquettish operations is destined to put him on the trending list once the variety show is broadcast.

Qiu Niu was able to think up topics for netizens in advance, #Script团##仙人的智慧##你最大的例句是不是我的友友# One of them will definitely be selected by netizens.

And the so-called man is not as good as the sky is like this.

For example, Qiu Niu didn't expect to meet a younger brother who looked like a tiankeng, for example, Tao Huayan didn't expect to fall from the sky, and the topic sent Qiu Niu on the hot search.

Peach Blossom Eye's puzzle-solving speed was too fast, and Qiu Niu, driven by the desire to win, brought his brain speed to the extreme, and tried his best to use serious nonsense skills to mislead the team.Just when he was about to detour everyone in, a dog passing by on the road actually brought decisive evidence pointing to it. In the end, he could only follow the defected team members up the small slope with sadness.

But thanks to his delay for a while, the crew members on Xiaotupo's side were able to complete the arrangement in time, so that the variety show could be filmed normally.The director team gave Xiaonian an appreciative look in relief, and was preparing to give him a few more shots in the future, but found that his eyes were blurred.

A burly middle-aged man walking a dog with a bird who was standing in the crowd suddenly jumped out.Although the old man was old, his speed was extremely fast, and the bodyguards hired by the film crew did not expect this old man to explode suddenly.

The little old man walked around several stars, grabbed Qiu Niu who was at the end and imprisoned him.Before everyone in the crew realized that they wanted to pull him away, Qiu Niu's "Father" stopped everyone's movements, and they could only watch helplessly as the little old man over there staged the scene of "teaching children before others".

Because of the sudden incident, there was only the sound of equipment running at the scene, as well as Comrade Xiaoqiu's screams and protests, and the atmosphere was once filled with the sweet smell of melons.

Since the production team arrived much earlier than expected, the village chief Xiao Song did not have time to form an effective interception, and there were quite a few villagers who came up with the program team.

Many of the people who were happy to watch the excitement were young people. The young people nowadays are so conscious, they immediately take out their mobile phones as soon as they smell the atmosphere is not right.Although the follow-up crew came forward to persuade them to withdraw, everyone also knew that the news of this situation could not be sealed, and the blocking action was more or less hesitant.

Xiaoyou, I didn't expect to see this kind of excitement when I came out to work. While turning off the machine to control the scene, everyone in the crew glanced at this little old man who was so angry and cold.

Not to mention, although this little old man looks quite ordinary, his aura is stronger than many "emperor professional households".People in the entertainment industry have sharp eyes, and they can tell each other's meaning by exchanging glances, and the words of pulling and persuasion are much more polite.

The scene was chaotic, and no one noticed that the owner of Xiaotupo quietly approached the star and joined the two flying guests in victory.Xia Dongli gestured to the two of them in a confidential posture, and after getting the confirmation of the other party's vague nod, he immediately rushed to Uncle Geng's side with a relaxed mood.

Cough, don't get me wrong, a mortal like him can't help when gods fight, Xia Dongli is here to get rice for the fun.

At that time, Uncle Geng was about to take the rice and three blackbirds to participate in the square dance rehearsal. When he saw his son, the old dragon king was furious and rushed up without thinking.

The rice was held by the old dragon king and naturally appeared on the front line of the battle, and now he was yelling at Long Da, and his small appearance immediately won the favor of the old dragon king, and he was in the middle of scolding his son He even gave Rice an encouraging touch.

This is not allowed!In this educational atmosphere, rice will definitely be taught badly.

Xia Dongli immediately grabbed Rice's leash and tried to take the dog away from the scene.Seeing that it was his beloved owner who was pulling him, Rice, who was in the throes of chicken blood, immediately turned into a cute and weak puppy, flicking his tail, looking like he had been peaceful for a long time, and wanted to leave with his owner.

Before leaving the battlefield, Xia Dongli paid attention to the eldest brother of the dragon clan who was ganged up by his younger brothers, and sighed a little, the dragon clan is indeed all beauties!Brother Long's appearance belongs to the school of gentle and elegant male gods in ancient costumes, which is somewhat different from Xiaoyu...

Wait, speaking of it this way, is Xiao Yan's face really his face?In the future, if Xiaoyu regains his memory, will he have to change his face? Then he wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a different boyfriend...

He was racing in his mind, and at this moment, a soft cry came to everyone's ears from the sidelines of the spectators through a short period of silence in the noise: "Huh? Xia Bian, why are you here?"

Xia Dongli turned around in astonishment. Beside the camera, an acquaintance was waving at him. It was a film crew he had worked with before.

Failed!

Xia Dongli's expression was calm, but his heart began to roar and tsunami: Aren't you a TV drama photographer?Why did you come here to film a variety show! ! !

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