In my days as a farmer

At this moment, Xia Dongli had only one feeling: danger!

Xia Dongli really wanted to lie to himself that the Xia Yidao in Uncle Geng's mouth was just a homonym, and it had nothing to do with him, but it was a pity that before he could use his self-deception skills, he caught sight of the video in the hands of the old Dragon King.

Damn, isn't this the video clip that made him doubt his life a while ago?Why did the old Dragon King see this?This is not scientific!The TV series is over, how can I...

Xia Dongli suddenly thought of something.

By the way, he also taught people to watch historical records when he taught Lao Dragon King, ah ah ah ah! !He had indeed seen CP clips on Station B before, that’s right, could it be that the old Dragon King dug up CP clips after digging! ?

According to the functions recommended by station B, through a video, you can dig out piles of piles...

The hairs on the back of Xia Dongli, who had also dug out of curiosity, were about to explode!He remembered that station B also had clips such as "The Compilation of Those Knives Cut by Xia Yidao". At that time, he was amused several times by the real barrage of netizens who eat melons!

Ah, this... The corner of Xia Dongli's mouth twitched a few times, and finally decided to play dead to the end.

He walked in without changing his expression, his expression was very indifferent, even a little fluttering.

That's right, just like that, the old dragon king was looking for Xia Yidao, so what did he have to do with Xia Dongli.

Once he figured it out, Xia Dongli immediately felt relaxed all over his body. However, he thought about it easily, but things didn't go so easily.

The old dragon king is at the moment of fury, and the unavoidable problem of people when they are angry is complaining.

To put it simply, the desire to confide is overwhelming.

As soon as he saw Xia Dongli walking in, the old dragon king immediately grabbed him and started the crazy complaint mode.

Oh, that Xia Yidao is really cruel, two good boys, if you say die, you will die, if you want to divide, you will divide.If you divide it, you get it, you still have to remember, you still have to remember, you still have to remember!

The heart of the old man was stabbed one after another.

Xia Dongli: =. =

It must be reiterated here that although the script is written by the screenwriter, and the screenwriter will indeed write shooting suggestions, it is still the director's job to decide how to shoot.Although Xia Dongli did persuade the director to use flashbacks to shoot, he never said to use such a crazy flashback method.

The director of their family loves reversal the most. Every now and then, there will be a wave of memory killing, then a wave of reversal, and then reverse your reversal. The historical story has transformed itself into a fashionable one.

Obviously everything is the director's fault, but Xia Dongli is like all misunderstood screenwriters at this moment, and can only silently bear the blame that does not belong to them.Who made the profession of screenwriting the kind of profession that "you can't get it if you are lucky, but you will bear it all if you are in trouble".

However, Xia Dongli didn't care about taking the blame at all.

After all, the director had already secretly sent him a big red envelope when Xia Yidao's topic began to be sung again in the Jianghu.Having said that, Xia Dongli really wants to thank himself for this title at this moment.

Thanks to the vast number of netizens who like to use nicknames instead of real names when they tag TAG.

Xia Dongli felt that if he was lucky, he could still pass this level, just like he had done many times before.

Life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills. It's time to show the acting skills he mastered because of the director's immersive teaching!come on!you can!

Xia Dongli took a deep breath immediately, and sat next to the old dragon king. He touched an orange while rubbing the orange, and he and the old dragon king lined up with Xia Yidao. If you say something to each other, DISS the other party, there is no psychological pressure, because it is too chic , It also attracted the attention of the insider Xun Yao.

"Is it okay?" Xun Yao asked with his eyes.

wooden problem!

With a wave of Xia Dongli's hand, he peeled off the soft orange very naturally, and divided half of it into Xun Yu's hands. His gesture was a bit like "as long as I refuse to admit it, the car will not overturn on me". .

But DISS belongs to DISS, there is one thing Xia Dongli still needs to explain clearly, ahem, what the old Dragon King read is the edited CP direction, not the original work.

Speaking of this, Xia Dongli was thankful that what he wrote was fictional, otherwise, if he wrote history in front of a big man who had really experienced history, wouldn't it be a real trick.

Xia Dongli said solemnly that in fact, the main drama is not so cruel. The reason why the editing is so cruel is the problem of the scissors.

While talking, he also enthusiastically helped the old Dragon King pick out the list of episodes——cough, please support the playback volume.

So, as a matter of course, the old dragon king once again fell into the decadent life of watching TV and chasing dramas on the lazy sofa in the living room every day, and because Xia Dongli purchased a stove called "Sanity Killer" not long ago, the old dragon king was so decadent. Even more powerful.

I must say the difference from before, that is, at 06:30 every day, the old dragon king will respond to the call of the collective to participate in the square dance team, rehearsing for the moon sacrifice ceremony in a few days.

The location of the small brick house is very superior. The terrain of the small soil slope itself is high. In addition, the purpose of the small brick house when it was first built was to rest and live for the forest guards. Naturally, it has its own monitoring function.

Cough, so as long as Xia Dongli is willing, he can see most of Xiaojin Village by standing on the roof of his house with a telescope.

—he's doing it now.

Xun Yao held up the telescope, while Xia Dongli took his hand and pointed the phone in front of the telescope lens.Therefore, in a round hole formed on the lens of the mobile phone, it showed the appearance of the old dragon king wearing the standard square dance uniform and swinging his arms and legs to the rhythm.

Xia Dongli stored these scenes in his mobile phone, and even took a video as a souvenir, and then he pressed a button to forward, and the forwarding target was customer service Long Jiu.

Of course, now we all know that the so-called Customer Service Dragon Nine is actually the most miserable younger brother of Lao Long’s family!

In fact, after Xun Yao was approached by the old Dragon King, Xia Dongli was ready for Long Jiu to rush to the door. After all, this person had left a lot of cruel words before.But he waited and waited until the boss Suan Ni came to his door, but Long Jiu hadn't found him yet.

Poor Xia Dongli has already prepared a draft of how to start a debate with his friends about "the impact of long-distance love on the emotional instability of novice lovers", but it turned out to be useless, which is also a pity.

And not only did they not wait for anyone, the two of them would occasionally chat for a few words in normal times, and the plastic friendship of liking the circle of friends also came to an end. Long Jiu never liked Xia Dongli's circle of friends again. He didn't reply to the inquiry, and even set him as invisible in the circle of friends, and his emotional attitude was very obvious.

In fact, it is also understandable. After all, anyone who encounters such a bad thing like "I treat you as a friend but you want to be my sister-in-law" will have small emotions. Although Xia Dongli really doesn't know, what can he do? Can coax!

The video of the old dragon king's square dance was the stepping stone that Xia Dongli had thought up.

In Long Jiu's previous remarks, Xia Dongli found that he had a lot of resentment towards his old father, so the old father's down-to-earth and clumsy dancing posture must make Long Jiu happy for a long time... Ah, no, For a son, his father's healthy and lively appearance is definitely the scene they want to see.

Sure enough, not long after the short video was posted, Long Jiu sent back a series of question marks and exclamation points.

Xia Dongli smiled slightly, and sent the time of the moon sacrifice ceremony and the address of Xiaojin Village, and the other party immediately fell silent.

After a while, Xia Dongli poked Long Jiu's circle of friends again, and the parts he couldn't see before were immediately opened to him again.

Xia Dongli smacked his lips and showed Xun Ao the fruits of his labor with some complacency.

Long Sanzi, who lost his memory, was silent for a while, clicked on the video and watched it for a while, and said, "Send a copy to Suan Ni, don't say we passed it to Lao Jiu."

Xia Dongli was taken aback for a moment, and immediately became respectful.Is this the earth-shattering brotherhood of the Laolong family?I admire you.

However, before Xia Dongli watched the lively scene where the father and son of Laolong's family met, another incident happened on the small soil slope that made him a little anxious.

The cause of the incident was Rice Wang who was losing weight.

Under Xia Dongli's repeated orders, Dami Wang can only eat dog food and canned food recently. If he is really greedy, he can eat a few freeze-dried ones.Neither chestnuts, fruit, or biscuit teething sticks are gone.How painful it is to go from extravagance to frugality, rice is really gluttonous!

But this time, no matter how rambunctious or coquettish it is, the master's heart is still as hard as iron, even if grandpa intercedes for it, he returns in vain.

Looking at grandpa's helpless face, rice, what can rice do?It can only lick Grandpa's hand, which means that Wang will work hard to support himself!

The caring dog is so cute, the old dragon king couldn't help but looked at his daughter-in-law resentfully, and the daughter-in-law smiled but patted Scale's hand resolutely.

Well, although he can feed it secretly, there is no way to make the dog eat it without gaining weight.

As a mortal, Xia Dongli has caught the old Dragon King's lifeblood!

Although the adults in the family are unreliable, who is Da Mi? Da Mi is the owner of this land!Could it be that if the owner doesn't want to feed it, the rice can't be helped?

Autumn is the season of nuts.Xiaojin Village does not have the habit of growing nuts, but the climate and soil on Baiyun Mountain are particularly suitable for the growth of nuts, especially this year with more rainfall, which is suitable for the growth of wild chestnuts.

Rice really likes to eat chestnuts!

I like to eat raw chestnuts and stir-fried chestnuts. In order to avoid stealing rice, Xia Dongli simply bought a bunch of chestnuts with shells and thorns at home.

Although the rice has been running outside for a while, and a thin callus has grown under the dog's paws, this does not mean that its claws can block the sharp thorns on the chestnut shell.

In fact, Dami tried it at the beginning, and gave up after being pricked several times, but now the situation is different, because Dami has a tool cow!

One day, when Dami was playing with a fallen chestnut and trying to free it from the thorn coat during the break of work, a young cow who had just joined the grazing team approached.

As a newcomer who recently joined the grazing team, although the little cow has tried hard to integrate into the flock, because its breed, appearance and cry are different from ordinary sheep, the flocks simply don't abandon it.

The poor little cow looked around, and finally the cat spotted the rice with the same coat color as it.The little cow thinks that everyone has the same color, although the calls are different, but Moo's intuition tells it that this must be its relative!

Seeing that Dami Wang was playing with a chestnut, he immediately pulled out a chestnut from the ground, expressing that he wanted to play with it too!

However, the flexibility of a cow's hoof is much worse than that of a dog's paw. The little cow just kicked the chestnut to the rice, and stepped on it before it had time to present the treasure.

The chestnut shell was crushed.

The little cow was stunned, and so was the rice. One cow and one Wang looked at each other in blank dismay.The little cow, who thought he had done something wrong, hung his head down. It was a little frustrated and wanted to find another chestnut ball, but saw Rice sent over the chestnut ball that he had finally bitten off a few thorns, and signaled it Step on it again.

The little cow raised its hoof and put it on the chestnut ball. It hesitated for a while, and it took a little effort to meet the dog's encouraging eyes.

The chestnut balls shattered.

Rice: OO

Rice sat upright solemnly, slowly raised his paw, and slapped it on the calf of the little cow. His little expression seemed to say——My country depends on you to guard it.

Relying on his ability to step on chestnuts, the little cow became the No. [-] little brother of Da Mi Wang, and became Da Mi's secret weapon.

In order to prevent the owner from discovering that it has a new source of food, Dami is very cautious this time. It did not take the chestnut balls at home, but mobilized the younger brothers to search for the fallen chestnuts on the mountain.

Then the dogs were pleasantly surprised to find that there are so many products on the mountain in autumn. In addition to chestnuts, there are also various small nuts such as pine nuts, hazelnuts, and walnuts.

These dogs entrusted all the nuts that were inconvenient to eat to the little cow. Relying on their own weight and hooves with thick cuticles, the little cow can easily help everyone handle these fruits with thick peels.

The dogs are responsible for digging the ground and looking for it, and the little cow is responsible for crushing them. After the stepping, everyone eats together. The efficiency of the small group is not to mention how high it is, but such high efficiency soon makes them face the forest. Another group of my family - the squirrel army.

Fall is an important season for squirrels to store food.As diurnal rodents that do not hibernate throughout the year, in order to ensure that they have sufficient heat for their activities in the severe cold in winter, they changed their usual habit of taking plant buds, flowers and fruits as their main food and began to store Choose from a variety of high-calorie nuts.

Yes, their recipes overlap most of the dog treat recipes.

The number of squirrels in Baiyun Mountain has increased significantly in the past two years because the birds of prey have gone out to work, and because the memory of squirrels is not very good, they can easily forget the place where the food is stored, so every squirrel will be in autumn. Caught in a frenzied hoarding phase.

Don't underestimate the food-hoarding abilities of rodents; a single squirrel can collect two to three times their body weight each fall—though most of them don't remember where they put them.

According to the food storage habits of squirrels, they are all used to bury nuts in the ground, and put mushrooms and fruits on trees... Yes, everyone must have discovered it.

Many of the nuts that the dogs have collected recently are actually the food reserves of the squirrels.

The water content of fresh nuts is relatively high. It has not yet entered late autumn, and the temperature and precipitation are still quite high. If they are placed directly in the ground, they may become damp, so the squirrels will collect them and put them in a place where the sun is exposed to the sun and ventilated. Dry it for a period of time, wait until the water content drops and the weight becomes lighter, and then send it to your underground storage room for storage.

Of course, in this process, some of them will inevitably be lost due to various reasons, but the squirrels are very diligent, and they are very satisfied when they harvest more than they lose.

But the little squirrels never expected that the losses this year were much greater than in previous years.This is not scientific at all!

At first, the squirrels thought they had been robbed by their own clan or birds, but they observed that the most rogue army of crows had all gone south, and the birds remaining in Baiyun Mountain were basically grain-eating birds.

Although birds can also eat nuts, their mouths cannot bite open the shell of the nuts. They can only take advantage of the situation where the squirrels bite the shell and do not eat it clean. It is impossible to steal the nuts directly.

Is that a monkey?

There are monkeys in the deep forest of Baiyun Mountain. These monkeys occupy several hot springs. The location is warmer than other places and there is more food. Therefore, unless there is a major accident, the monkeys generally do not come to the outside for food.

However, because the recipes of the monkey group and the squirrel overlap more, the squirrel group also pays more attention to each other's whereabouts, and I haven't heard of them coming out of the mountain recently.

Who is it?

The squirrels exchanged ideas with each other and found that everyone was in the same situation.

Not only the dried fruits, but also the nuts hidden in the ground were also dug out.What's more, it doesn't matter if they dig it, they still eat the stored food nearby, leaving a lot of fruit shells and uneaten crumbs, which is really deceiving the mouse.

When the squirrels gathered for a rare meeting, a sweeping group of three big dogs and a small cow passed below them.

The dogs walked and sniffed the ground all the way, and suddenly, the rice grain "wowed" excitedly, and immediately dug on the spot, and it harvested a few almonds in a short while.The skin of the almond is not thick, so it doesn't need the little cow's help, it just opened its mouth and gnawed.

The canine teeth are sharp, but the teeth of dogs are not convenient for them to chew nuts, especially rice grains, which are relatively poor in technology.Although the almonds were crushed in two or three bites, the dog's mouth of the rice grains seemed to be leaking, and the dried fruits and peels fell to the ground one after another, and less than one third of them were actually eaten by it.

"Woof..." Rice glanced at it with some distaste, and continued to sniff the ground. Soon, it found the second small pit, and the dog's paw dug out the hickory nuts inside after a few random paws. .

"Wow!" Rice stepped back to call the little brother, and the little cow approached very obediently to help the dog boss crush the walnuts.

Compared with the rude rice grains, the movements of rice are much more graceful.It roughly separated the walnut flesh from the peel with its claws, then licked the part with more flesh into its mouth with its big tongue, and spit out the peel after chewing for a while.

There is only a little bit of pulp in the peel spit out by the rice, which is already very good by the standard of a bark.

So Dami held her head high, beckoning Mi Li to learn from her.Mi Liwang imitated its appearance and pawed and pulled it with his claws, but he failed to get the technical program.

Seeing this, Rice sighed deeply, and it dug another hole, showing it to Mi Li step by step.

The squirrels who didn't hold back their desire to hide food during the meeting: "..."

"Squeak, squeak, squeak!!" This is the robber! !

The squirrels in the tree are outraged!