In my days as a farmer

That night, Lao Xu had no complaints about being arranged to sleep in a tent, but he was very concerned about the future treatment of his beloved pig son.

After finding out that Xia Dongli had only one bed in the master bedroom in the whole house, Lao Xu waved his hand and was so proud that he wanted to place an order for a bed in the guest room.

Xia Dongli frowned when he saw this, and just about to refuse, he heard Lao Xu say: "This is a bribe, I can come here often with confidence and confidence if I have my bed."

This sentence makes sense. Xia Dongli doesn't have many friends, and most of them are netizens from all over the world, and few of them can develop to stay overnight.Even if the relationship is as close as Lao Xu, if there is no special situation this time, it is estimated that they will not come here specially.

If there is no accident, there are probably a lot of old users in this reserved room, but Xia Dongli still refused after thinking about it.

"You just have to say something." Xia Dongli patted him, "You might as well save money and build a pigsty if you buy a bed."

Old Xu was speechless for a moment, and nodded in pain. This was really just what he needed. He took out a few A4 papers from his bag, and handed them to Xia Dongli shyly.

"What is this?" Xia Dongli took a look and was shocked. His eyes couldn't help but close tightly. It wasn't that he didn't want to look at it on purpose, but his eyes had their own thoughts, and Mr. Eyes said that it didn't want to look at it. These are some pictures of golden color and quality kindergarten.

"It's the love nest I designed for Xiaokang." Old Xu said shyly, "I've thought about this a long time ago, but it has no place to use it. Now it just happens..." Before he finished speaking, the paper he just sent out It was stuffed back into his hand, and his best friend looked confused, looking at him with an incredulous expression.

Old Xu's shoulders drooped, well, he knew he had been cruelly rejected.

Obviously, obviously very beautiful~

Xia Dongli ignored him, and opened the webpage to search, but the pigpens he entered were all dirty, and no one liked them. He opened Taobao again, and the only thing that popped up after searching was "sow birth protection device". house".

He shrugged his shoulders and cast a helpless look at his good friend, "Hurry up and find a way to find one. This one will definitely not work. Find a simple and practical template."

He repeated the key points to Party B like a ruthless father of Party A: "Practical first!"

Seeing that Lao Xu was stunned by the blow, Xia Dongli added: "Our craftsmen here can't make things as complicated as yours, just ventilate and waterproof. During the day, I will release it to bask in the sun and take a bath, and then I will sleep and go to the toilet place, don't make too much trouble."

Xu Yibai responded, but his whole body dimmed several times, his eyes swept over the "Proposal" he had brought all the way, with a very nostalgic expression.

Xia Dongli was unmoved by this, and his heart was as strong as iron. While pushing him back to the guest room, he grabbed the leash of Xiaokang pig lying on the ground and stuffed it into Lao Xu's hand. "Hurry up and tidy up, and then go to bed early."

Old Xu was heartbroken by his best friend, he grabbed the door frame and said sincerely, "I have one last word!"

"Say." Xia Dongli agreed.

"My Xiaokang's small house has to be air-conditioned, and it's afraid of the heat."

Xia Dongli pulled his fingers away one by one, pushed the person in, and then closed the door with a "snap".

What are you thinking, the hottest July here is only 27 or 8 degrees, what kind of air conditioner should be installed to relieve the pressure of nature?

After shutting people in completely, he felt a little emotional. His little friend was so cold when we first met. He was really a flower of Gaoling, but now he has become a joke.

Therefore, keeping pets is risky, and you need to be cautious when buying.

Just as he was thinking so, Xia Dongli heard rustling behind him, turned his head, and saw the pet dog coming out of their room snorting and biting the side of his sleeping bag.Seeing Xia Dongli looking over, Rice immediately vomited out her sleeping bag and sat upright wagging her tail: "Wow!"

Xia Dongli was taken aback, and looked at it in shock: "You want to sleep with Lao Xu?"

"Woohoohoohoo!" The denial of rice was very fierce.

Then he didn't understand very well. Xia Dongli moved his eyes from the tail of the rice to the smiling dog's face, and then looked at the sleeping bag smeared with saliva and dust. He realized something. He asked with some hesitation: "Are you going to give the sleeping bag to Xiaokang?"

"Wow!" Rice's tail wagged even more joyfully.

how!What an enthusiastic and understanding dog! !

Xia Dongli was moved by his pet dog again. He first opened the door for the guests (isn’t that for dog food?), and then opened the window for ventilation (isn’t that the dog’s sense of smell is much sharper than humans and can’t bear the smell?), now Come again to give a gift to a new customer (...), his rice is really sensible!

With such a sensible dog, Xia Dongli couldn't help but want to show off.

He took out his mobile phone, entered the camera with the shortcut key, and "clicked" a picture for the dog, then quickly edited Weibo and published it.

Screenwriter-Xia Dongli V: A small gift from my dog ​​to new guests.

Almost as soon as he finished posting, the notification of likes and comments popped up on Weibo. Xia Dongli glanced at it and was shocked by the numbers.

His previous unread comments actually exceeded 300, and his @ number also exceeded [-].What happened?

Frowning and clicking in, Xia Dongli saw at a glance that the screen was full of wailing and Teacher Xia's begging for mercy.

Look at it again, oh well, the TV series he followed before has started to be announced, he thought about the plot of the spy war drama... um...

Forget it, let's pretend that I haven't opened Weibo.

He quit Weibo as if nothing had happened.Now he is on vacation, of course he cannot work during the vacation.Reply to Weibo?That is even more impossible.This group of goblins are usually one by one, Mr. Xia, but when it comes to the critical moment, they yell and want to send him a blade and a tiger's head. They are the name of the "next knife", and even the media will quote it later. up.

Hey, he is just a poor screenwriter. The director controls most of the plot, and he just follows the trend. What does it have to do with him if the character is knifed? !

Xia Dongli put down his phone without any psychological burden and knocked on Xu Yibai's door, and brought in the sleeping bag that Rice dragged over.

Xu Yibai looked at the sleeping bag and then at the dog with a head stuffed in, tears welled up in his eyes, "Nephew, uncle loves you for nothing!"

Lao Xu, who had been dissed by his family, relatives and friends for several days, felt that he was healed by the dog. He stroked the dog's head several times, then scratched the dog's chin, and looked at Xia Dongli with a painful and determined expression: "You, Do you want to touch Xiaokang's nose?"

Xia Dongli:?

Old Xu's eyes showed reluctance, as if he was sharing cherished candies with the little boy next door: "Xiaokang's nose is very comfortable, it is cool and soft, and I can touch it for you."

Xia Dongli looked hesitantly at the little pink nose of Xiangzhu who raised his head when he heard his name.Lao Xu took care of his pet very cleanly. It seemed that because he was about to rest, he changed into pajamas for him. After covering his chubby belly, he looked really cute.

But Xia Dongli is still a little bit hesitant to do it now. He hasn't succeeded in moving the little fat pig in front of him from the recipe to the pet. Looking at the pink nose, he only has a steaming mosaic idea in his mind.

this is not good!So disrespectful to pet owners.

Xia Dongli shook his head to get rid of his messy thoughts. He looked at the expectant eyes of Old Xu, took a deep breath and squatted down, and slowly reached out and touched the nose of the big pig who was watching him quietly.

Hmm... how should I put it, this feeling...

He couldn't help pinching it lightly, rubbing it again, touching the tip of the nose all the way to the forehead, rubbing the pig's ears again, his expression gradually becoming psychedelic.

This, this feeling is really surprising!It is Q and soft, and the pig hair is very short, so the skin is a bit chilly. He is used to the dog's fur, and suddenly it is really fresh to rub this kind of meat.

"Is it easy to touch?" Old Xu was full of pride, "Isn't it soft and tender?"

Xia Dongli nodded and continued to indulge in pig rolling.Lao Xu continued to be proud: "The skin of a pig is very similar to that of a human, and its fat layer is thick, so it always feels cold to the touch. I don't mean to say that it is very comfortable to hold it to sleep on a hot day, just like a cold water bag. !"

He lowered his voice and whispered bewitchingly: "Leave Xiaokang, and in the future, you will be happy in the winter and summer in the summer?"

Xia Dongli thought about it for a while, okay, it seems to be good.

At this moment, "Woof!" Rice walked up to Xia Dongli with reserved steps. It glanced at the well-off pig who squinted his eyes so comfortably, and then at the owner with his hands on the pig's head. , didn't say anything, but the meaning was very clear.

Xia Dongli slowly raised his hand and moved it parallel to the rice's head, rubbed it a few times, feeling very weak in his heart: "Mi, Mi, let's go have dinner."

While talking, he moved his feet and quickly moved away from the scene of the crime.

Rice responded, and kicked the sleeping bag with his paws in the direction of Lao Xu, and then looked at the fragrant pig in small clothes, with a friendly expression on his dog's face.

But its actions don't say that.

Rice's paws scratched the sleeping bag several times, made a posture of burying the poop, and then walked out of the guest room wagging his tail.

Lao Xu looked at the marks scratched by the dog's paw on the sleeping bag and felt inexplicably cold.

... Is this, this, this, is this a death threat?

Who Said Collies Are Friendly?Who said that!

He looked at the quietly curled up pet, and suddenly felt sad, and he hugged him fiercely, "Kangkang, it's useless to be dad, I can only leave you in such a dangerous place, you have to live well Woohoo!!"

Xiaokang pig blinked his small dark eyes, looked at his master who was hugging him, turned his head and rubbed his face twice with his small nose to appease him, and Lao Xu suddenly became even more sad.

Compared with him, Xia Dongli in the next room was much happier. He was sleeping soundly with his pet dog in his arms.

Of course, dogs are not allowed to go to bed. This will give them the illusion that they are equal to their owners. It’s just that their dogs are so sensible. Rice’s three kennels have all been contributed. Xia Dongli really can’t bear to let the dogs lie down. On the concrete floor, so it was allowed to go to bed.

Rice was very happy about this, and licked his beloved master several times for this.

The noisy night passed quickly. It was surprising that Xia Dongli had just woke up the next day and was brushing his teeth when he saw Lao Xu holding a PAD and showing him a very professional design and construction drawing of a pigsty.

On this extremely detailed electronic file, even the direction of water flow in and out of the water pipes, the installation position of the wires, and even the lights are displayed.

It seems to take care of the non-professionalism of the spectators. Everything on it is explained in Chinese characters instead of icons. There are even recommended materials, which are the raw materials that they can easily buy here. This is a simple enough for everyone to read. I feel that I can make drawings with great care.

"Okay, old Xu!" Xia Dongli bit his toothbrush and took the PAD to zoom in on it. He was a little pleasantly surprised, "I didn't expect you to have such a hand!"

Lao Xu stroked Xiaokang's pig's head, his eyes drifted to the left, and he didn't respond.

He had a smile on his face but was crying in his heart. How could Comrade Xu know this? Comrade Xu has never been qualified in art since he was a child, let alone design.This blueprint was exchanged by him with his unscrupulous boss during the next three months of vacation and following business trips.

This also means that he will not be able to ask for leave for the next few months, and he will have to accompany his boss to participate in various boring meetings, carry luggage and pour tea for people to chat and eat. The life of an adult is really not easy.

But Lao Xu is very conscious personally, as long as it can make his family live better, everything he does is worth it!

Xu Yibai coughed dryly, counted the foreseeable overtime pay in the future (although it was forced), and said, "Brother, I also fancy a fence."

"Well, it's not easy to wrap up the whole land, why don't you try to wrap up the small house?"

It seems that this is also possible, and it can be cheaper if only the house is included.

Xia Dongli snorted and spit out the toothpaste foam. He was very interested and poked his head over to take a look. He saw a row of barbed wire so fine that it was difficult for fingers to penetrate on the PAD. There was a Y-shaped support frame and a roll of barbed wire The coil of wire is inserted on the support frame.

Looking closely, the Y-shaped support frame itself is still sharpened and thorny. The photographer found a good angle, and at first glance, all the sharp surfaces on it are shining coldly.

...what the hell?

Xia Dongli slowly swiped down the picture, and the title appeared in front of him—sales over [-], no returns, prison protection barbed wire, agent wholesale.

Xia Dongli: ...Big brother, one of the two of us must be awake.

The author has something to say: rice: woof woof woof

How can Ben Wang climb into bed with his ability?