In my days as a farmer

The fate between Xia Dongli and Lao Xu dates back to when he first participated in the team building of the Writers Association.

At that time, he was still a fledgling young author, who had just stepped on the red line of joining the Internet Writers Association, and stepped into the hot pot restaurant with admiration for the big guys and fantasies about team building itself... Yes, it is a hot pot restaurant, and it is still a family. Known as the most authentic hot pot restaurant in Chengdu.

Then, with a wave of their hands, they ordered mandarin duck pots for all the tables under the waiter's strange gaze.

This move set the tone for the gathering.

At the beginning, everyone also exchanged the advantages and disadvantages of their respective websites in a very subtle way, talking about which brand of gaming chair is comfortable to sit on, which brand of keyboard tapping sounds can increase inspiration, and the effect of massage techniques in the TCM department of the hospital. Outstanding.

But after drinking a glass of beer, all the bosses immediately let go of themselves, and began to show off how they escaped the editor's reminder, how scientific googoo was not chased by readers, and most importantly, how can they engage in this social circle at the same time Find a wife in the narrowest occupation.

The president who married the talented girl next door was pushed onto the podium to share the love story. A group of young people were excited to hear it, and immediately expressed their strong request to start a friendship with the girl next door, and even called on the spot edited.

Just when Xia Dongli looked at this group of demons dancing wildly, he heard a young man dressed as a standard otaku pushed his black-framed glasses and complained sharply: "It is even more impossible to find a wife if you are looking for a female marriage." Well, they haven't written about high-quality men and women, and they still have a crush on us?"

These words exploded on the scene like a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and only the former was left on the spot crying and howling.

Occasionally, because of writing needs, he also goes to the female channel to collect stories. Xia Dongli, who understands the aesthetic tendencies of female channel authors, can't help but applaud him. Some girls have a lot of disadvantages - for example, they don't like sports, they are dead nerds, and they have some special nerd hobbies.

His act of approval was exchanged for the nod of the young man whose neck was stuck by the angry man, so the two of them boarded the boat of friendship together.

Old Xu was called Xiao Xu back then, and his name was like a Taiwanese idol drama. His name was Xu Yibai. He also looked like a male protagonist, tall and thin, and his appearance could be rated as an eighth. However, Comrade Xu Yibai completely failed him. Personality - he doesn't have a love brain.

Other girls talked to him about romantic poems and songs, and his mind was full of ghosts, spooks, monsters and ghosts.

When he finally came to his senses, the girl was gone, and all the guys around him were men with common hobbies, and all the "little brothers" in the comment area became "big brothers".

Times have changed, and Xiao Xu, who was famous for writing ghosts and ghosts back then, has now become a fresh and funny novelist, while Xia Dongli, an urban drama editor whose writing is full of sweet urban romances, has changed his career to become a historical screenwriter. He guessed where the knife was buried and was called "the next knife".

Although the knife of years stabbed both of them deeply, but fortunately, the friendship is still there.

But now, this small boat that has experienced too much is about to sink.

Xia Dongli stood in front of his friend and Xiaolou indifferently. He looked at his friendly friend who was driving a small pickup truck full of goods, smiling all over his face, and said very coldly, "Go back!" !"

Wait, did the plot miss a big part?How did you jump from brotherhood to sex drama?

The reason is the passenger who is looking out from the back seat of the pickup truck.

A chubby black head, a flesh-colored body, two cattail-like ears, and a faintly visible short tail and a belly full of fat... The most important thing is that the two who often lie on the car window The pig's feet that appear in various stews with soybeans all show what the son of his good friend is.

—Yes, that's a pig!

Although judging from its size and appearance, this should be the pet little sweet pig that swept the pet market because of its cute appearance and claiming to be small in size, but its current size, which is bigger than rice, proves that Big is a big lie.

Needless to say, the young man in front of him who pulled the leash out of the car was a victim of false propaganda.

Xia Dongli could even imagine how helpless his good brother felt when he found out that his pet's weight and length had soared.

Then, there are reasonable explanations for many strange places before.

How did some bad habits of ordinary pets reach the level where the neighbors next door would complain, and how could the complaints of the neighbors develop into the neighborhood committee coming to the door and banning them directly?

Because the city where Xu Yibai lives is the first case in which the country takes the lead in banning pig farming in cities!And the movement of a pig's eating, drinking and scattering is even more conceivable.By the way, how did Xu Yibai hide it from the neighbors before?Did you say you were watching Peppa Pig?

Xia Dongli didn't know what expression to put on at this moment.

"Xiao Xia! Brother, listen to me, my son is really well taken care of!" Xu Yibai pulled his son out of the car while pulling down a large bag, which can be clearly seen from the translucent packaging bag The brand of dog food that is full of rice and all kinds of expensive freeze-dried, this is obviously going to take the bribery route.

Will he eat this set? !

"Woo~~" Dami's amber eyes swept over Lao Xu's bag again and again. Bian Mu's IQ was equivalent to that of a six-year-old child, so he recognized the most familiar packages in the bag at a glance. Full of eagerness, but a reserved dog that must be kept in style.

So Rice just stretched out his paw to push the door bar open, and then sat quietly.

"Woof!" Welcome to be a guest!

Xia Dongli: ... a little traitor!

He sighed, and took a step back under the gaze of his good friend Qiqi Ai: "Come in first."

"My son's name is Xiaokang, he is super obedient! He can go to the toilet at designated times, he has been sterilized, he doesn't eat much, he doesn't need to be walked, don't discriminate against him! In fact, he is smart and cute! He can teach everything !"

While stroking his pet's short fur gently, Lao Xu said, "Xiaokang is really cute. I have raised him for three months and now, he is the smartest and most considerate little pig I have ever seen."

You haven't seen any other live pigs, have you?Xia Dongli sipped his tea in one sip, without expressing his attitude, but complained wildly in his heart.

Xu Yibai raised his head sadly, his eyes were very sincere: "Brother, you are my last resort, so you can keep my son! Everyone I know has asked around, but no one can keep it, send it to the village If I go down, I am afraid that one day I will eat its meat, so I will trust you!"

Hearing this, Xia Dongli was stunned for a moment, and turned his gaze to the little fragrant pig's body, moving from its fluttering ears to its seemingly robust head and neck, and then looked at the fat and thin belly, Finally, there are four clean little pink pig's feet, including the thin tail that is flicking because of anxiety.

I have to admit that this little fragrant pig was indeed raised by his friends to look delicious.

Old Xu didn't know what his friend was slandering. If he knew, he might jump up and battle with his little friend.

He continued to burst into tears: "Xiaokang is really smart. It doesn't need to learn the instructions taught three times, and it can also watch your house. Look at what to do if a snake enters your house when you live on the side of the mountain. Online It is said that pigs are especially good at catching snakes, and they are not easy to be poisoned. Raise pigs to prevent snakes, brother!"

"You can just give my son a small nest. I have checked on Baidu. It is not illegal to build a pigsty in your yard for agricultural use. I will pay for it! You, don't worry, if you really feed him to death someday I won't blame you either."

All these words have been said... For a dog father, ah no, these words are really heavy for a pig father.Xia Dongli shook his lips, really couldn't bear it anymore, he shook his head: "Brother, it's not that I don't help, to be honest, I have already raised sheep and chickens, and I can take care of one more, but it's close to the mountainous area, raising chickens There are too many livestock, I am afraid that it will attract the beasts on the mountain."

Xu Yibai's expression froze, and after his complexion changed, he gritted his teeth and held Xia Dongli's hand: "Brother, I'll install a fence for you! I'll wrap up all the land you contracted!"

Xia Dongli:? ? ?

If you have this money, you might as well rent land to raise pigs!

"Actually, I also thought about being like you, but the problem is that my current article needs to draw materials from reality, so I can't do without the world of mortals." I can't quit, after all, I worked hard to pass the exam, so I'm not willing."

Unlike the full-time Xia Dongli, Lao Xu writes articles part-time, and his main job is a university librarian.His school is 985, and it mainly focuses on engineering. The library is full of professional books. There are also many foreign teachers who come and go, and the professional requirements are very strong. Old Xu passed the interview with his head hanging on his head and his whole heart rushing in.

The work is going well, but the salary is not too high. He started writing articles to supplement his family expenses. As a result, the light of technology on the entire six floors illuminates his black hole. He just wrote a bunch of articles in this environment. of supernatural novels.

Later, when the country adjusted its policies, he could only change accordingly. He went to write about sweet love on campus, and the library became his source of inspiration.

So - "It is absolutely impossible to resign, and I still want to find a wife in school!"

Xu Yibai spoke uprightly.

"..." So this is the reason.

Xia Dongli took a look at Lao Xu, who was quite upright, but he was much more mature than the boyish boy who was so bluffing back then... um...

So, let’s not say anything, it’s good for people to have a little dream.

But Xia Dongli really can't do it for his friend to install a fence for him. According to his area and terrain, the circle around him may be tens of thousands smaller. He waved his hand and said with a smile: "You should save some wives." Ben, don't wait for the girl to catch up and end up with no money to get married."

Xu Yibai was stunned for a moment, understood what he meant, and his eyes lit up immediately: "Brother!"

"Stay for two days and see how the rice and it are doing." Xia Dongli didn't say anything dead, he said quietly, "And you have to teach it to go to the toilet first."

"One word!" Xu Yibai clapped his hands very excitedly, "Take me to the toilet, and I'll show you what it means to witness a miracle."

Xia Dongli didn't respond.

"What's the matter?" Xu Yibai was a little uneasy when he saw his little friend's silence. Xia Dongli pointed with some difficulty to a few cardboard boxes placed in the corner of the living room. The Chinese characters on the boxes explained their functions.

Xu Yibai knew this thing, to be honest, he also kept two emergency boxes in his car, but he didn't expect this thing to appear in a good friend's house, and he was a little stunned.

Xu Yibai murmured: "Brother, you, how did you end up in this position? Tell me earlier, I'll bring you a toilet."

"No!" Xia Dongli kicked him and reminded, "You forgot, there is no sewer in my building, so there is a toilet but you can't use it."

"Oh!" Xu Yibai remembered, "Didn't you say that you used the slot from the big man Amway later? Why can't you use it now?"

Xia Dongli shrugged: "The ground here has just thawed. It was not easy to dig holes before. I have already made an appointment to install it the day after tomorrow. If you come a week later, it should be able to use normally."

"The day after tomorrow..." Xu Yibai pondered for a moment, turned his head to look at the old and weak in Xia Dongli's room, suddenly took out his mobile phone and flipped through it twice, and said, "Then I'll stay for two more days, and wait for your things to be packed." Let's go then."

Seeing that Xia Dongli was stunned, Xu Yibai added: "I'm afraid that there will be too many people at that time, and it will be bad for anyone who sees that my baby is cute and walks along."

Xia Dongli endured it, but couldn't hold it back, and rolled his eyes, lamenting that the idiot master syndrome makes people blind, who can walk away with a pig weighing more than 100 catties!

What it wants to take away must be someone who came for that little fat body.

As if aware of Xia Dongli's thoughts, the little fragrant pig who was hugged by the old father turned to look at him and cocked his tail.

There was a loud "噗——" sound, and the room was quickly filled with a subtle smell.

The room is quiet...

Rice, which was dozing off with its eyes closed, woke up with a whimper. It looked left and right at the two men with expressionless faces, and found that neither of them moved, and fell silent for a while.

Rice, who had endured the pressure that ordinary dogs shouldn't have at his age, finally sighed and ran to the door.

The shepherd dog stood upright on its hind legs, put its front legs on the door handle and pressed down, and pushed the door open with a whimper.

The cold wind quickly poured in with fresh air, and the atmosphere was very quiet for a while.

The two two-legged beasts, who had no action and were taken care of by the dog, looked at each other, not knowing how to resolve the embarrassment, and at the same time, they took out their phones at the same time, opened WeChat, clicked on each other's name, and started tapping on the screen.

Two dead homeboys who could not speak a thousand words together in reality started a passionate confrontation on the chat software.