In my days as a farmer

In the end, Xia Dongli kept the rhinestones that these crows supplied to the old Dragon King, and stuffed them into the storage box together with the box, and put them next to the green peaches that were still floating in the liquor.

If it wasn't for his lack of thick skin, Xia Dongli really wanted to come here to buy a basket and return the pearls, but in the end, he decided to forget it. If the Dragon King found out that the tributes sent by the crows were cheap artificial products, he was afraid that the Dragon King would become ashamed and vent his anger Crow family.

In fact, crows are quite innocent. The natural and artificial things that humans care about are completely meaningless to them. What they care about is only shining and shining brighter.

To blame can only be blamed on cunning human beings!

However, Xia Dongli later learned that the crows actually sent offerings with a wish. They hoped that the continuous rain would end soon so that they could dry their wings and prepare to migrate.

This heavy rain is not easy for the small animals born and raised in the forest. It is difficult for birds to fly when their feathers are wet.Birds leaving the sky not only means that it is difficult to find food, but also means that the danger is multiplied.

Just in this rainy season, the number of crows decreased by one-tenth. Most of them got wet feathers because they failed to find a good shelter from the rain, or died of illness due to hypothermia, or became a delicacy for hunters. .

Therefore, after realizing that there was a great power here, the leader of the crow family, Raven Bird, had the cheek to pay a visit.

"Can the rain really stop?" Xia Dongli also showed some anticipation when he heard the words.

Nezha was lowering his head and concentrating on leveling up the hero. He couldn't help but sneered when he heard this somewhat naive question: "It's not a question of whether it's possible, but whether it can be done. The dragon clan controls the wind and rain, but the amount of rainfall in each place has a certain amount." , They are acting according to orders, and there are regulations on how much rain will fall within a limited period of time. If there is a wrong operation, they will be fined or beheaded, depending on the cause and effect of the impact."

"Cause and effect?" Xia Dongli served fruit to someone, and he was a little curious when he heard these two words, "There is cause and effect if there is too much rain?"

"Naturally." Nezha shook the red silk wrapped around his wrist, wrapped it around a toothpick, picked up a piece of honeydew melon and sent it to the mouth of the game-addicted master, and then said somewhat inarticulately, "Give me a For example, did you know that there are special conditions for some plants to germinate?"

"Special conditions..." Xia Dongli immediately reacted, and said thoughtfully, "I know that some seeds must be burned to germinate. Are there any seeds that need to be soaked for a long time before they can germinate?"

"That's what you said, but I'm not referring to this." Nezha still lowered his head to play the game, "The seeds of some plants will be buried deep in the ground. If the rain is not strong enough, there is no way to expose them. Then it won’t germinate, and if it’s buried in it all the time, it will probably die in a few years.”

"The plants that should have grown did not germinate because of a light rain, and some kind of animal that fed on it ran here and would starve to death if it failed to eat it. This animal happened to have some special reasons. function, because it dies prematurely and fails to function and causes trouble, and this whole chain reaction can be attributed to that rain."

He raised his eyelids, and said with some disgust: "What's more troublesome is that this kind of cause and effect will not be known until the last moment, and no one knows how much impact it will cause. Therefore, in order to avoid trouble, the Dragon Clan will not change the rainfall plan unless someone is willing to bear the burden." This cause and effect."

Xia Dongli was a little curious, he leaned over and asked, "What do you mean by bearing karma?"

"As far as your ancient times, there were some powerful emperors of the state who prayed for rain or stopped rain. If his good luck could bear this cause and effect, then the Dragon Clan would listen to their request as appropriate to save face, but the consequences The emperor has to bear it himself."

"Some unlucky ghosts can't afford it and have to pass it on to their blood-related descendants. If the descendants can't bear it anymore... Hey, just change the dynasty." Nezha's tone at the moment is quite cold, obviously he has seen a lot of experience Lesson learned, "But your era is quite surprising now."

Xia Dongli tilted his head, and heard Nezha say indifferently: "Isn't it a characteristic of your times not to sacrifice heaven and earth to heroes?"

"[The sky connects with the five ridges and the silver hoe falls, the earth shakes the three rivers and the iron arms shake. I ask the Lord of Plague where he wants to go, and the paper boat burns in the sky.] I remember that your former leader once wrote this, when the plague god was so angry that he was half dead .”

Nezha put the phone upside down in his hand, and said with a smile: "I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Your era is the most special one, and we're looking forward to what direction your era will take. You work hard. A little bit, maybe you can see it."

Xia Dongli looked up at the continuous stretch of the world, his gaze extended from the awning that collected rainwater, and he couldn't help smiling.

At this moment, the old Dragon King, who was obviously the center of their topic but had never participated in the discussion, suddenly raised his eyelids and let out a very dissatisfied "hum".

I don't know if it was a coincidence, but just after this sound, a ray of sunlight shone down through the thick clouds in the vast world, and the autumn rain that had been falling for nearly a week finally stopped.

The clear weather naturally means that the previously stagnant social production activities will restart, and there will be more dredging work than before.

Although the small soil slope has a higher terrain, it is not unaffected by the continuous rain.

Whether it is the waterway that was blown away by the wind or the isolation road that was flushed by the water flow, it has to be rebuilt, and the most vulnerable cherry trees need to be protected especially.

After Chen Li left, Xiaotupo, where only Xia Dongli and Xun Ao worked, quickly fell into a busy schedule.

In fact, Xia Dongli was a little nervous when he pulled Xun Ao down to the ground at the beginning, but the strange thing is that the old dragon king didn't respond at all to this, and turned a blind eye to the two people who came in and out of the muddy water.

Over time, Xia Dongli let go of it completely!

At the same time, the exploration activities that were stopped due to heavy rain also resumed.

The world of scientific research workers is relatively simple, what is true is true, and what is false is what is false.When a fake and shoddy scientific research team meets a real expert, it is completely reasonable that there will be some conflicts.

But what Xia Dongli never expected was that the first to complain was a fake scientific researcher.

Only three days after the sky cleared and everyone went up the mountain together, a monster race came to Nezha crying, saying that they should stop working with the human race.

At that time, Xia Dongli had just escaped from the muddy field, and was holding a dictionary and immersed in the nightmare of classical Chinese, when he saw a young monster over there covering his face and crying, while Nezha was comforting with a calm face.Since the young man was successfully appeased in the end, he didn't pay attention to what they said.

That night, when he went to take out the garbage, he saw Lao Li, who had been complained by the Yaozu, squatting in the corner and calling someone. He was far away, and he could only vaguely hear sporadic words.But the strange thing is that after Xia Dongli glanced over there, Lao Li seemed to feel his gaze, and immediately turned around in a circle like a large shiitake mushroom, lowered his voice and continued to whisper.

Xia Dongli was very at a loss for this attitude, but he didn't have any interest in digging into other people's privacy, so forget it after hearing it.

The next day, something strange happened.

Two unfamiliar vans came to Xiaotupo, and the leader knocked on the door of Xia Dongli's house, politely trying to take the road up the mountain.

Xia Dongli was actually a little puzzled. Xiaotupo did block part of the way into the mountain, but Baiyun Mountain itself is a large mountain range, and there are several entrances to the mountain. There is really no need to go around them It's up the mountain here.

He always felt a little deliberate and weird in such a big fanfare.

Such thoughts continued until Xia Dongli saw the other party's ID.

——Jilin Province Investigator of the Fifth National Giant Panda Survey.

The date of issuance of the certificate was still yesterday, and it couldn't be newer.

Xia Dongli was a little confused, he opened his mouth, and blurted out a sentence: "We... have giant pandas here?!"

Before the panda investigated him, he knew that when he started to act, there was a lot of excitement on the Internet. Netizens who eat melons expressed that they wanted to dig out more Gunguns, and Xia Dongli also joined in the fun.But this has nothing to do with them in the Northeast, why did they send an investigation team?

I'm afraid I think pandas are crazy, right?Even if Xia Dongli doesn't know much about pandas, he still knows that the wild pandas in the whole country are distributed in Sichuan and Qinling.

Animal habitats depend on the abundance of food.

The main food of pandas is bamboo. Although the herbaceous plant of bamboo can tolerate a certain degree of cold, they are mainly distributed in low latitude areas. They can grow faster and more luxuriantly in a warm and humid environment.

Even though there are bamboos in Xiaojin Village, it seems that bamboos can also be grown in the Northeast.You know, an emperor of a certain dynasty that established its capital in the north once wanted to build a bamboo garden in the palace because he was obsessed with southern gardens. Neng worked hard to build a man-made bamboo garden, and used some bamboo materials for comfort.

This is true for emperors, not to mention the natural environment.

Even in modern times, when there is heating in the north, it is not an easy job to make bamboo survive the winter safely, and it takes a lot of manpower and material resources.

The reason why Xiaojin Village can support bamboo is because they are located in a mountain depression. There are high mountains in the north to block the cold current, and there is geothermal heat in the ground. Therefore, the soil temperature here is three or four degrees higher than that in the same latitude area, which is three or four degrees. The bamboo in Xiaojin Village can survive the long and cold winter.

But this is an individual case. To put it bluntly, it means barely surviving. Being able to survive does not mean that you can live well here.

Just like in some places in the south there are bamboo shoots all year round, but in the north there are only bamboo shoots in spring. This is the result of bamboo's growth adjustment according to climatic conditions.

From this point, it can be seen that even if there is bamboo in the north, its growth rate and reproduction rate are far slower than those in the south.

Except for special circumstances such as Xiaojin Village and some cities where the winter is not too cold due to the heat island effect, there are no plants like bamboo in the wild in today's north, let alone the existence of bamboo forests.

Even if there are a few extremely cold-resistant pandas who can't think about running to the Northeast, they will probably run back crying because of lack of food.

Not to mention that the province also has Siberian tigers, Siberian leopards and wild boars. Pangda has almost no natural enemies in the wild in the south, but it is not the same thing in the north. Dead protection of animals, but a complete plate of meat!

If there really is a Pang Da who can't think about it and runs to the north, then humans will have to worry about which side the Siberian tiger and panda should help in a fight.

Xia Dongli, whose head was running so fast that he could run a horse, twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at the two fully equipped vans and the heavily armed investigators in front of him, feeling a little uncomfortable.

"Sir, this is what we want to ask you." A young investigator looked at Xia Dongli seriously, "We have received news that fresh panda feces have been found in Baiyun Mountain, and you are the one closest to the forest. My friend, may I ask if you have seen traces of pandas before?"

"...??"

"gentlemen?"

"No, no, never."

Panda feces were found, and it was still fresh, which means...there are pandas in Baiyun Mountain?

Xia Dongli's vision suddenly became a little dazed, and he felt his little heart tremble a little.

This is a panda. Although it has been pulled back from the endangered line, this is a panda...

God damn it!Could it be that he has been neighbors with pandas all the time?I didn't pay attention at all!

The investigators also showed little negative emotion after hearing the negative answer, which also seemed to be expected.Before the car started, the young man gave Xia Dongli a business card and asked him to pay attention to it in the future. At the same time, he told him to ask if his family had seen it, and if so, he could call them. The location of Yunyun.

The blow of passing by the panda but not realizing it was too great. After sending the researcher away, Xia Dongli's footsteps were a little flimsy. Now he can't wait to take a telescope and take a walk up the mountain to see if he can touch the panda. panda neighbor.

But Xia Dongli knew very well how much he had, and it was unrealistic to want to go up the mountain by himself. Fortunately, he had someone to ask.

On the second day, while explaining to people that some investigators found panda feces here and sent an investigation team, Xia Dongli called up a photo of a panda from the tablet and showed it to the civil servants and dragons who came to check in one after another. Then he asked enthusiastically, "Did you see this on the mountain when you went to Baiyun Mountain?"

As soon as this remark came out, the expressions of the Dragon Clan and the civil servant team were completely polarized.

The boys from the Dragon clan who arrived first were generally quite indifferent. After seeing the photos Xia Dongli gave, they all shook their heads, expressing that they hadn't seen them before, but the attitude of the civil service team is worth pondering.

Their eyes fluttered, and they showed a bit of hesitation when they saw the photo clearly. Several of them looked at a small man in the team with floating eyes. Although they didn't say anything, they didn't expressly refuse.

Xia Dongli was immediately excited: "There are really pandas in Baiyun Mountain?"

Seeing that Xia Dongli wanted to touch the phone, Nezha hurriedly stopped him, and saw him pressing his forehead with one hand and Xia Dongli's sleeve with the other. He obviously had a headache but didn't know how to explain it.

Now that Xia Dongli's brain hole has been effectively expanded, his heart moved, and his expression gradually calmed down. He looked at Nezha with a face of [I don't know how to explain], and looked at Nezha with the corners of his mouth curled up in a half-smile, waiting to see The dragon clan in the drama had some understanding.

The young man moved his eyes to the little man in the civil service team, who took a step under his gaze and hid behind the man next to him.After further identification, isn't this the young man who asked Nezha to express his protest opinions that day?What Xia Dongli didn't understand now, he was shocked: "Are you a panda spirit?"

Seeing that he was exposed, the young man could only nod his head slowly with tears of shame in his eyes.

In fact, the process of the incident is very simple. Although the two groups of real investigators and the group of fake investigators go up the mountain together every day, they all hide their thoughts, so they separated as soon as they went up the mountain in a tacit understanding, and acted independently.

Because they are acting separately, the monsters are relatively relaxed. The monsters who came out with Nezha are basically young monsters who have matured for nearly a hundred years.

In addition, autumn is the season of nuts, and the walnuts and chestnuts in the mountains have entered the harvest season. Just like rice likes to eat nuts, most animals have little resistance to nuts.

Monster races are different from humans. Even if they have cultivated to a certain level, they will not give up the desires and needs of a monster, including appetite.So, one of the youngest monsters stretched out their hands naturally, one or two, and they didn't stop talking after eating like this.

Cough cough, chestnut is a kind of food rich in starch, even if it has been cultivated to be refined, the stomach of the monster cannot successfully digest the large amount of starch it ingested in a short period of time, so this monster is gloriously constipated.

The distress of constipation is really very serious. This young monster has been frowning for several days, and even went to the human pharmacy with the cheek to find no effect.He originally thought that this problem might have to be solved by going back to the infirmary to ask for the elixir, but one day he suddenly felt the call of gravity in the woods.

It is conceivable that a demon who has suffered so much is reluctant to go back to the dormitory after he suddenly has a feeling, so he avoids the large army and finds a relatively remote place to solve the problem.

In order to avoid being seen by others, he specially changed back to his original form to solve the problem.

But here comes the problem. Since the true and false investigation teams are operating separately, it is quite normal for the two sides to explore overlapping areas.

When the civil servant team walked around and found nothing and was about to go down the mountain, they saw two human races sneaking around in the small woods, groping for something.

The attitudes shown by these two humans were so exuberant that the civil service team thought they might have found clues to Xun Yao's body, so they immediately leaned over and wanted to deal with it urgently before the other party found out more.

Nobody expected them to see this—

Two humans, one waiting with a test tube containing a weird solution, the other carefully poking at a lump of poop and putting the separated stuff into the test tube.

Neither of them were wearing masks, so the cheerful and excited smiles on their faces were particularly obvious, which looked very strange in this environment.

Noticing the arrival of their "comrades", the two excitedly raised the test tube, inviting each other to help analyze what the owner of the pile of poop ate, and also claimed to study the bear's stomach through feces. What kind of bugs are there, what diseases are there in the body, paternity and maternity, and whether it is a single bear.The two humans even pointed out how to find a way to match the other half of the bear through feces, and then watch it give birth to cubs.

Panda Jing was extremely desperate at the time, and what was even more desperate was that when he wanted to rush out to solve this huge hidden danger, he was stopped by his colleagues.

"Humans, human beings are all perverts! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!" The monster who recounted this period of history finally couldn't hold back and cried loudly.

Xia Dongli: 囧.