Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

The mother-in-law froze with a hot smile on her face, Yueniang slapped the table angrily, and scolded: "Ximen Qing, how did you talk to my mother?"

I tiptoed and said: "I'm not wrong,? At least you are much younger than my mother-in-law, aren't you? But, in two years,? I'm afraid you will be like this."

The mother-in-law stared at me with wide eyes, her lips twitched from side to side, and Yueniang was so angry that she pointed at me and wanted to scold: "Ximen Qing, you..."

Father-in-law quickly changed the topic: "Yue Niang, what is your posture? Men are gods, why don't you show your face outside?

No matter what he did,? When you yelled outside,? You tore his face. Now I will not talk about you because of Qing'er's face.

You will go back with Qing'er in a while, don't be stubborn anymore. "

Yueniang sneered: "If he has face, he won't mess with that rotten street woman."

"Presumptuous!" My father-in-law slapped the table and scolded: "You girl, you have become more and more disrespectful to me. What if a man goes out to play with a woman? Then you will get divorced? What about other people's life? Can't make it through?"

I nodded quickly: "Taishan is right, what's the big deal for a man to go out and play with a woman? Didn't Taishan go to play too? It's still on my account!"

As soon as the voice fell, the surroundings suddenly became quiet.

My mother-in-law's face suddenly turned purple, and Yueniang stared at me as if she was going to eat me.

Wu Qianhu's face shuddered, and he immediately laughed: "Yes, yes, I am in the officialdom to socialize, and I have to go to have fun. Fortunately, Qing'er paid the bill for me,? I owe him a lot of favors."

Mother-in-law looked at me and said coldly: "Ximenqing, tell mother the truth, how many times has your father-in-law hung up on your account? What has he been playing?"

I quickly laughed: "What did mother-in-law say? Don't you know what character I am Taishan? He said that he was going to socialize, it must be just socializing, and I just settled some wine money. As for the top card and so on, Taishan he... ...Ah yo!"

Wu Qianhu stomped on my foot, picked up the wine glass and gagged me: "Come here, Qing'er, drink and drink, my father-in-law's wine is very good."

I was swallowed a few mouthfuls of strong alcohol by him, covered my face and coughed violently.

My mother-in-law stared at me: "Ximen Qing, what happened to the top card?"

I managed to avoid her death stare, and turned my head to meet my husband's drowning eyes.

I almost forgot that my mother-in-law is a tiger girl, and her skills may not be inferior to my father-in-law's.In a real fight, my father-in-law may not be her opponent.

Although I came here with the heart of provoking trouble, but I absolutely can't drive my father-in-law to a dead end so dishonestly.

So he made a haha: "No, no, I have business with that brothel, mother-in-law, don't you know?

When I checked out last time, the old bustard didn't want to give me money, so I wanted to teach the cardholder to accompany me for a lunch, and said that I also paid for my Taishan drinking bill.

How can I do this?I'm not a fool, am I, mother-in-law?Right, father-in-law! "

My father-in-law regained his breath from the brink of death, clapped his hands and said, "That's right, that's right, that's what happened, ah, Qing'er, look at you, you always half-speak, you taught your mother-in-law to misunderstand so much Not good. Come, come, drink and drink, we are full."

I bumped into Wu Qianhu and each drank a big glass.

Suddenly, a sullen voice came from under the table: "Yeah dad, Yizhen, Yiyi Yiyi, oh, it's so..."

I couldn't help myself, and sprayed my mother-in-law's face with a mouthful of wine.

Looking down, I saw the colorful parrot in the birdcage facing up to the sky, stretching out its legs aggressively, closing its eyes and calling in an incomparably ecstasy voice: "But Mo Qi... a library... lock expansion, kill it!" ...Ah, oh oh, ah, she is Sino-Oku, you... Mao Tao, Mao Tao!"

The others were confused, and I was holding the wine glass and shaking it.

Oh my god, this parrot turned out to be a strange talent, it just needs to be able to speak Japanese, but it can still learn so well.

Look at the tone, look at the voice, and look at the shape!

Well, it seems that Dongying girl is really flirtatious, my father-in-law is at that age, and she wants to "Mao Tao, Mao Tao!"

My father-in-law, You Zi's face was covered with a fork, he stroked his chin and said, "What is this bird calling? Why does it sound familiar?"

Yueniang took out a handkerchief and wiped my mother-in-law's face while yelling at me: "Ximenqing, are you going to die? Look at the wine sprayed on our mother's face, I don't dare to come here and apologize."

Before I could even speak, the parrot turned over and spoke in the tone of my father-in-law.

"Do you know that beautiful woman from Dongying, with slender eyebrows and phoenix eyes, obedient body and soft body, I have already enjoyed your father-in-law yesterday, and that taste is really wonderful! Even that woman is as different as this stupid bird. She can speak human language, she's been a daddy all night long, Yi Nai Nai... who knows what she's shouting about!"

My husband and I turned blue at the same time.

Then the parrot uttered my voice again: "Taishan Yanfu, listen to this news? This girl is indeed from Dongying, and it's true!"

Then came my father-in-law's voice again: "Hey, but that's fine, I can't speak Chinese, so I won't listen to her nagging, just be happy..."

My mother-in-law jumped up from the stool with an "Aww", picked up a feather duster and went after my father-in-law: "Old thing, what Japanese beauty? Tell me clearly!"

My father-in-law jumped up and down to hide, but was caught up by my mother-in-law and split his face with flowers.

He turned around and rushed over to snatch the birdcage to kill him, but my mother-in-law grabbed him and blocked him in the corner with a feather duster to stew the ribs.

Originally wanting to save my father-in-law, he moved his foot and kicked the bird cage away carelessly, but he heard the parrot say again: "The strong horse from Persia is like strong wine, strong and intoxicating. This Dongying beauty is soft and mellow? Two kinds The flavors are replaced by each other, that's... hehe, no way, no way!"

Regardless of my father-in-law's dying expression, the parrot yelled again in a tone that is extremely unsuitable for children: "Hmm, ah, oh, what a lady made of water, although she doesn't understand my Central Plains dialect, she is like this!" Such a wonderful thing, unlike the shriveled old woman in my family, who silenced her and made her dry!"

Ah yo, I'm going!I covered my face in shock, and said to my father-in-law, what are you doing with that Japanese lady with this bird?

Here's a live replay in a hurry for you!You can't get it out no matter what.

My mother-in-law screamed in her arms, grabbed my father-in-law's neck and shuddered: "Ah! You old beast, my mother, I will fight with you! I told you to get the top card, and I asked you to raise some Japanese Beauty, look at my old lady, I will not beat you to death today!"

Seeing that my father-in-law's life was about to die, I bravely rushed to the side of the birdcage and stretched my hand in to kill the bird, but was pecked on the back of my hand by the beast, bleeding profusely, and the creature spread its wings , flew to the beam, changed my tone and said: "Mount Tai met a happy event, I have to congratulate you, take this as a gift."

As soon as Yueniang heard this, she went crazy on the spot, rushed over and pulled my ear: "Ximenqing, you bastard, if my father does such a foolish thing, you still let it go, see if I don't beat you to death today. "

In an instant, the whole room was full of chickens and dogs.

My mother-in-law took a feather duster and beat my father-in-law so hard that my ears were about to be pulled off by Yueniang.

Suddenly my father-in-law got inspiration, pointed at me and said, "Mother! It's your son-in-law? It's your son-in-law who instigated me to play that card, and he sent that Dongying woman to my bed last night. He wants to beat you and him!" "

My mother-in-law turned around and stared at me with a pair of bloody eyes: "I knew you, Ximen Qing, were not a good person. You taught your father-in-law to be like this."

Without further ado, he whipped me with a feather duster.

To show his loyalty, my father-in-law also chased me with a pipe and beat him: "Ximenqing, you taught me to ruin me! You taught me to be sorry for my virtuous wife and my daughter, so you should be beaten!"

In a blink of an eye, a family of three beat me up.

I escaped Yueniang's hand grabbing my ears, and got my mother-in-law's feather duster on my arm a few more times. Just after protecting my arm, I hit my father-in-law's cigarette pipe pot on the head again.

Seeing this family of three want to punish me to death.

Struggling desperately to escape from the claws of the three of them, I yelled: "Have you all had enough fighting? I want to divorce my wife! I want to formally divorce my wife! I won't live with your family anymore." !"

The three of them stopped at the same time and looked at me panting.

I covered the big bump on my head, sucked my bloody hand, and said, "I, Ximen Qing, didn't care about friendship, but I came to the door with sincerity today, but your whole family came together Come up and hit me!

My heart was broken today, and tomorrow I will divorce Wu Yueniang with a letter of divorce. Don't pick on me, all of you! "

These few people were all stunned, Wu Qianhu put away the cigarette and pot, and asked seriously: "Ximen Qing, are you serious?"

My mother-in-law pointed at my nose with a feather duster and said, "Ximen Qing, how dare you say that again."

I went all out and shouted loudly: "It's the same if I say it ten thousand times again, today Ximen celebrates my-to-divorce-wife!"

Wu Yueniang stared at me and asked word by word: "Ximen Qing, are you serious?"

I didn't dare to look her in the eyes, lowered my head and said: "Yes, I am serious, and I will never go back on my words. Today I will make a written statement that I will share half of all the property of my Ximen Mansion with you. You will find a real man later. Let the man who loves you live, I, Ximen Qing, am not good enough for you!"

As soon as I finished speaking, I jumped onto the beam and grabbed the bird's wings.

The bird struggled and shouted: "My C, you are going to kill the bird!"

I grabbed its wings and slammed it on the beam, and the creature passed out as soon as it stretched its legs.

I slipped it in my hand, jumped off the beam and walked out the door.

Yueniang chased after me crying: "Qinglang, you come back, you come back to me! You told me that all this is not true, it is not true! You don't want to make peace with me, do you? We forced the beating It's hard on you, isn't it?"