Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Li Ping'er handed the child to the wet nurse, and whispered, "Your official should bring the elder sister back earlier tomorrow. That mistake of yours is nothing at all,? It's just that the woman's reputation is too bad,? The eldest sister is disgusted. If you are patient and coaxed, she will definitely come back."

I slapped the table: "Why are you guys here to teach me? I'm a man, and I'm the richest man in Qinghe County, what the hell? What's wrong with going out to play with a woman?

Look, which man in this city loves and spoils his wife as much as I do?

Wu Yueniang wants gold, but I won't give her silver. She wants silk, but I won't give her satin. Even if she wants the moon in the sky, I will ask someone to build a ladder that can reach the sky.

Where can I, Ximen Qing, feel sorry for her?Isn't it just to go out and play with a woman?What's the big deal?She just slapped me in the street,? Did she go back to her mother's house?

Heh,? It's my fault. I usually get used to her so much,? I don't know who she is anymore! "

Several women were choked speechless, but Li Jiaoer dared to fight back: "Follow me,? This is a high-ranking official and you are wrong. Which woman in the city you can't provoke?? Go to that Pan Golden lotus bed!

Is her thing inlaid with gold or jade?Just recruit people like that?No matter which woman you sleep with, the eldest sister will not be so angry! "

I took off the shoes on my feet, chased her, and beat her all over the room: "It's your turn to tell me? Pan Jinlian's thing is not inlaid with gold or jade. I just want to play with it. How about it? It’s money! I’m just happy,? You don’t care about all of them!”

Li Jiaoer was beaten up by me, screaming and running around the room. Several other women came to fight, and they were also hit a few times, crying and shouting all at once.

The maids rushed in and pulled us apart, and coaxed the women back to the room one by one. In a blink of an eye, I was the only one left in the room.

The familiar smell of Yueniang was still in the room, she was not here at this time, neither was Chunmei, and even the big maids in the room were taken away by them.

If I want to have a sip of hot tea, I have to pour it myself? Suddenly, I feel a little sad and lonely.

Lying on the bed alone at night, rolling over and over, dizzy and stunned.

What is the biggest joke in the world?

It was the 28-year-old Ximen Qing, who had many wives and concubines, and a silver name, but he was still a virgin!

He did his best to protect his integrity.

I even hurt my dearest sister, and my heart hurts so much at this time.

But the play has already started, so I can only continue to act. Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. In order to force Yueniang to leave me completely and find her happiness, I must be ruthless.

Early the next morning, I pretended to sleep all night and figured it out. I taught my servants to prepare gifts and go to my father-in-law's house to invite Yueniang back in person.

As soon as I arrived at the door, I heard Yueniang's voice coming from the yard: "Mother, don't mention that animal anymore. I have been married for so many years, and I only saw him clearly at this time. He didn't treat me with any sincerity. I will never forgive him."

My mother-in-law said: "You girl is talking nonsense again! What's wrong with Qing'er? Normally, he treats you well by flattering you, but we are all watching.

Not to mention that you searched the entire Qinghe County, you searched the entire Song Dynasty, from officials to doctors, from civilians to pawns, which man does not steal?

What's more, Qing'er was born so handsome and rich.Merry is more romantic, but he knows the Gu family and loves his wife, why can't you tolerate him? "

Yue Niang could be heard pounding her chest through the courtyard wall, she said aggrievedly: "What I hate is not that he fucks with women, but what I hate is that he lied to me, Ximen Qing lied to me! "

This is the unique way of thinking of women. The focus is never clear, the responsibility is never prominent, and the logic is always confused.

In my previous life, when I was in the office, some straight girls often asked me to guess the number of her lipstick with red lips. When I guessed wrong, they pinched me hard and said that I was mentally retarded, and I couldn’t even answer such a simple question correctly. .

If I guessed right, they satirized me again, saying Ximen Qing, no wonder you have this name, you know so much about women.

After several times, when they came to ask again, I said: I don't know what lipstick number this is, I just know that this lipsticked lip is the most beautiful I have seen today.

So that woman was all overjoyed, pinched my face and praised me, Pidiandian bought me milk tea and coffee, and even rushed to pay for my lunch takeaway.

When they asked me questions about lipstick numbers, they didn't want to test my familiarity with women's products, but to know if I noticed their big mouths.

The current situation is the same, Yueniang is not angry that I messed with Pan Jinlian, but that I didn't listen to her, so she thinks she is not important to me at all.

I could hear my mother-in-law urging again: "Yue Niang, don't make fools of yourself. Let me tell you, a good man like Qing'er is hard to find in the world. If you stubbornly leave him, it will be hard to find such a good husband."

The last sentence seemed to have some effect, Yue Niang hesitated for a while, and said: "Then...then I can't forgive him so easily, if he comes to beg me, he must show sincerity."

Well, it seems that once I came to the door today, the matter eased up.

Then you still can't come.

Turning around to leave, someone suddenly patted his shoulder: "Boy, what are you doing standing here? Why don't you go in?"

Looking back, it was Wu Qianhu, my father-in-law, wearing a satin gown covered with copper coins, with a purple ribbon tied around his waist, and holding a large copper birdcage in his hand. Colorful birds.

I smiled dryly: "Taishan, did you just go for a walk with the birds?"

"Can't talk! This is not a bird, this is a parrot."

Wu Qianhu rolled my eyes, and brought the cage in front of me for me to see: "Yesterday, a merchant from outside paid tribute to one of my two treasures, and I took it out this morning. Although it is big and clumsy, I taught it all morning without saying a single word!"

I said: "Perhaps you are serious about life, and you will be fine if you raise it for a few days. I don't know what the other treasure is?"

Wu Qianhu's eyes wandered around, and whispered: "Boy, the other one is a beautiful woman from Japan, with slender eyebrows and phoenix eyes, and a good body and soft body. I have enjoyed your husband's yesterday, and the taste is still good." Really wonderful!

Even that woman, just like this stupid bird, can't speak human words, she's been like a dad all night long, and she's in a bad mood...Ghost knows what she's shouting about! "

I laughed out loud with a "swallow": "Taishan Yanfu, listen to this news? This girl is indeed from Dongying, and it's true!"

Wu Qianhu teased the bird with a very happy expression: "Hey, but that's good too. I can't speak Chinese, so I won't listen to her nagging, just be happy."

I said: "I figured it out, Mount Tai, you still love this exotic style, is the top horse from the Western Regions enough?"

"Not enough, that's not enough for me either. The two feel different. The strong horse from Persia is like strong wine, strong and intoxicating. This Japanese beauty is soft and mellow? The two flavors are replaced. That's... …Hehe, no way, no way!"

I sensiblely handed over two bank notes: "Taishan met a happy event, I have to congratulate you, take this as a gift."

Wu Qianhu immediately beamed with joy, patted me on the shoulder and said: "You boy, you are sensible.

Sigh, I know why you came here, I didn't say it, this girl in my family just told me to be spoiled, I don't know what's good or bad, it's her fault that even such a small matter troubles you.

You come into the house with me, I will train her for you, and today I will definitely teach her to go home with you! "

I said: "Taishan, listen to the sound Yueniang is very angry at the moment, I'm afraid she will be angry again when I go in, otherwise I won't see her today."

"Hey, this girl is playing petty temper. What are you doing with her? Come with me, and I will teach her for you."

Taishan grabbed my shoulders and walked into the yard together.

When I entered the door, I saw Yue Niang was sitting under the flower gallery, wearing a moon-white gown, embroidered with lilies all around, and a bright red hakama, with pomegranate flowers on the edge, and stepped on her feet. She was wearing a pair of green sandals with two snow-white pom-poms embroidered on the toe.

The hair is not neatly combed into a woman's bun, but is only pulled lazily on the top of the head, and more than half of it is draped over the shoulders.

Xu Shi cried for a long time last night, his eyes and cheeks were still red, not wearing any makeup, but they were beautiful and beautiful.

I think my Yueniang looked like this when she was unmarried, a lazy, naughty and charming little girl, she entered my Ximen Mansion, which taught her to work hard enough to become a woman.

Feeling guilty and heartbroken at the same time, I exchanged a glance with her, and quickly looked elsewhere.

She also saw me, her almond eyes were annoyed, her eye circles turned red, and she said: "Father, why did you bring this man in? You know that I don't want to see him."

The mother-in-law patted her: "Yue Niang, what did Cai Cai Niang say about you just now? Are you playing petty sex again? Qing'er, don't bother with her, hurry up and sit in the room."

Wu Qianhu pointed at my mother-in-law and said, "Look at you teaching your daughter, the husband didn't even say hello when he came to the door.

Fortunately, Qing'er treated her so well, and she lost her temper over a trivial matter.

Qing'er, ignore her, come in, and your father-in-law will drink with you. "

He pulled my sleeves and led me to the hall to sit down. The mother-in-law arranged a table with wine, vegetables and fruits, and forced Yueniang to sit down together.

The four of us sat around a table, I peeked at Yueniang, and saw that her face was still ashen.

I stood up uncomfortably and said: "Taishan, mother-in-law, or I will come back another day. I just remembered that there are still some things to do on the cabinet."

My mother-in-law pressed me down, and said: "Qing'er, sit down and eat at ease, don't rush away, I just said Yue Niang, Qing'er is very good, do you teach her to cherish blessings? I will definitely teach you in a while." She will go back with you."

I sighed and said: "Mother-in-law is kind, if Yueniang is half as virtuous as you, I won't worry about it."

My mother-in-law smiled and said, "Qing'er is good at talking. But my Yueniang also has a lot of advantages, don't you think?"

I said, "Yes, yes, she looks much better than you."