Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

I sighed on my back and wept with joy, covering my face with trembling laughing muscles and wailing all the way back to the room, I changed into plain clothes and rushed out the door, roaring all the way to the funeral of Earl Ying.

When I got to the place, I saw that the mourning hall had already been set up.

I don't know any of the people who guarded the spirit. When I inquired, they were some distant nephews of Earl Ying's wife's family.

These few people watched the guests come and didn't say hello. They just gossiped with their sleeves on their sleeves. When it came to happy places, they sat beside the coffin and laughed loudly. They were even happier than having a wedding.

Yun Lishou and Sun Duozui have already arrived one step ahead of me. They are sitting next to each other now. One is looking into his arms with his head bowed, and the other is looking under his pants with his neck hooked.

I leaned over and took a look.

Yun Lishou was holding a little yellow book full of pictures and texts in his hand, his breath was short of breath, his eyes were staring, and his saliva was almost dripping down his feet.

Sun widow's trousers - There is a cricket jar hidden under it,? Pull it out after a while, and then pull it out again after a while.

I raised my hand and patted each of them on the head: "I said, after all, my brother died,? Can you two be more sad? Why are you still playing your own game?"

Yun Lishou wiped his saliva and said: "Brother, others don't know what Lao Ying is like? How can we not know? At this moment, he will definitely be very happy when he arrives, maybe he is flirting with those female ghosts.

I specially bought these good books for him today, and I went up to burn them for him in a while, and taught him that it is not boring to be in the underworld. "

Sun Zhizui also said: "I prepared this scorpion for him too,? After a while, I set it on fire in the earthen basin, and accompanied him to the underworld to relieve boredom."

I said: "Lao Ying is the same as Lao Hua, both of them have a weak family. No one will worry about him on this occasion, and you two don't care?

Is there an account for the gift money received?Those who carry out funerals, those who play the sounder, those who carry the coffin, and those who are in the vigil, how should they eat after a while.You two don't bother to ask?Just let those bastards talk and laugh in the classroom, what's the point. "

Hearing what I said, those two people collected their things and followed me to the mourning hall.

I said to those boys: "The earl is gone, we brothers come to see him off together, this is an elegiac couplet..."

One of the boys picked his nose and asked, "It's just the elegiac couplet? Didn't you get any gift money?"

Yunli watches the sky, while Sun Zhizui watches the ground.

Well, I understand, I took out a bank note from my pocket and handed it over: "This is the wish of our brothers."

The boys put their noses on the banknote and asked, "What is written on it? The one at the beginning is one?"

"No, I've seen one. It's just a horizontal line. If it's not written like this, then it's not two, let alone three. Could it be four!"

"Yes, it should be four, so what is the one behind?"

"do not know!"

I took the 100 taels of silver note back from their hands, and said, "How about you being the mistresses? Shouldn't the widow preside over the funeral?"

The boys glanced at each other and shouted behind them: "Auntie, someone is looking for you."

After a while, Earl Ying and his daughter-in-law came out, her hair was messy, her cheeks were red, and her mourning clothes were not neatly wrapped around her body, revealing the edge of her water-red skirt, and greeted her face: "Hey, It's the high officials who came, and the two brothers also came together?"

I dodged my body and whispered: "Sister-in-law, Mrs. Ying is leaving, I know you are sad, but this funeral must be presided over by someone. Although these children are good, they are just unfamiliar, and the guests are not well-mannered. , afraid of being shabby."

The woman covered her mouth and yawned, she gave the boys a blank look and said: "I knew you were useless, so I still have to change people to greet you."

Turning around and shouting into the room: "Cousin, don't sleep, hurry up and greet the guests!"

After a while, I saw a person coming out of her room, wearing a trouser belt and saying: "Here I come, cousin, I'm here. Hey, these are all friends of my cousin-in-law?

Disrespect, disrespect, inside please, inside please!Little ones, three distinguished guests, the hot soup is ready!Shave your head, get your ears picked, bath your body, pedicure, and say hello to you. "

I rely on!

Yun Lishou and the three of us almost fell to the ground one by one. This is the first time we have seen such a funeral presided over.

Sun widow asked: "Sister-in-law, what kind of soup is this person going to serve us? Isn't it time for dinner?"

Earl Ying's wife yawned: "What are you going to eat? It would be good to just charge the gift money to burn the old man through. How about you? My cousin runs a bathhouse on the East Street, so he is used to it. say.

Come on, you can sit down as you please, I am very tired now, I have to go back to my room to rest for a while, this made me tossed last night..."

A few of us watched the woman go back to the room with her slender waist and her shoes, and closed the door. Looking back, I saw that the bathhouse cousin was sitting on the floor pushing the Pai Gow together with those boys. coming.

The three of them glanced at each other, Yun Lishou put the yellow book back into his sleeve, Sun Widow put away the cricket jar, and I repacked my 100 taels silver note on my body, and the three went to Lao Ying's coffin one by one to nod Light the incense, burn some paper and return it.

As soon as he stepped out of the door, he suddenly heard Yun Lishou screaming: "Ah, Jinlian! My beauty."

Pan Jinlian was about to enter the door with a cake picker on her body, when she heard the movement, she looked at me and met my eyes, quickly put the picker down, and called out coyly: "Mr.

Those two had already ran over like two mad dogs, rubbing their hands and laughing: "Jin Lian, you don't just see officials and people but you don't see us, do you? Oh, you can teach us what you put on this stick." have a look?"

When I lifted the cloth off the spout, I saw a nest of trowels that had been steamed, piled up in big and small piles, and none of them looked good.

Yun Lishou said: "Hey, Jinlian, you made this? Can this thing be eaten?"

Sun Widow's hands and feet began to restless again, and he wanted to scratch Pan Jinlian's body: "Jinlian, I know your man is not good enough, so why do you suffer yourself so much? Just follow me, I will take care of you."

I kicked each of them on the legs: "So disturbed just after leaving the mourning hall? Are you looking for a beating?"

The two of them seem to have just come to their senses: "Ah, I forgot that Jin Lian belongs to the eldest brother, hehe, let's go now, let's go now."

I called them from behind again: "Go to my house later and say that I won't be going back tonight to watch for Lao Ying, so teach Yueniang and the others not to worry about it."

The two men left in a ghostly manner.

Jin Lian asked me red-faced, "Is the wound on the official's body healed?"

I stared at her and said, "Yes."

She taught me to see that there was no place to put my hands and feet, and I lowered my head shyly digging at the corners of my clothes.

I held up her chin with a folding fan, and glanced at the burden: "You do this for a living now?"

Her eyes flickered and said: "I also make embroidery and sell this, I always want to earn more."

I turned the hand holding her chin: "I only want the money from Wuhan University, why are you so anxious?"

She said: "Wu University doesn't live up to it, pointing out that he will not be as good as you in this life, I don't want to teach high officials to suffer."

I leaned forward and leaned into her ear and said, "Actually, the best way for a woman to return a man's love is not this...you understand."

She froze, looking at me incredulously.

I let go, and threw a few taels of silver on the ground: "What's so good about steamed buns? It's better to throw them away."

As soon as I finished speaking, I put the folding fan in my arms and walked out the door.

I sneaked a glimpse of Pan Jinlian stunned for a while, picked up the silver and put it in her arms, then dropped the steamed bun pick and came out after me at a distance.

I walked along the East Street all the way, and I arrived at the door of Wang Po's herbal tea shop.

This season, her business was deserted, and she was sitting at the door, holding her knees and wrapping her leggings, bored. When she saw me coming, the woman quickly stood up and said hello: "Hey, the high official is out for a walk."

I said, "Don't take a walk, come drink herbal tea."

Throwing a handful of broken copper plates on the table in front of her, she walked into her room.

Wang Po didn't understand what this meant, and when she was about to ask, Pan Jinlian just entered the door and whispered to Wang Po: "Godmother, bring some hot water and heat the room a little bit warmer."

Wang Po was a little excited: "Jinlian, are you going to get your wish now?"

I didn't hear what Pan Jinlian said clearly, so I took off the cloak I was wearing and put it on the chair beside me.

After a while, Pan Jinlian came in, opened the closet, and spread a set of bedding on the bed.It was a brand new set of bright red quilt, with a pair of mandarin ducks embroidered on it.

Seeing me looking over, Pan Jinlian hurriedly said: "I just made this thing, and it hasn't been used by anyone yet. The officials don't think it's salty."

I smiled and said nothing.

The woman stood in front of the bed with her hands clasped in front of her body, twisting back and forth uncomfortably.

I coughed dryly and stood up, slowly raising my arms.

The woman understood and hurried forward to undress me. I smelled the fragrance of her hair and closed my eyes silently.

After taking off my clothes, she pulled me to the bed and lay down, then raised her hand to undress herself, and I asked, "Is there any rice porridge?"

She quickly buttoned her clothes again, and kicked her shoes off the ground: "There may be one on the stove, I'll go get a bowl for the high official."

After a while, she came and handed over a bowl of porridge in her hand.

I tipped the bowl, poured some porridge on the mattress, stretched the veil back and forth a few times, and said, "Come and lie down too."

She obediently took off her clothes and lay down next to me.

I have to say that this little girl has a really good figure, where it should be big it is big, and where it should be small it is small.

Her skin is fair and tender. Perhaps she has done some rough work in the past few days. The wind and the sun have left her complexion a bit sallow, and her cheeks have lost a lot of weight. However, her facial features are more three-dimensional and delicate. Looking at it recently, I can't find anything wrong with it.

She taught me to look shy, and secretly reached out to untie my belt.