Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]
Chapter 59 I want to give birth to a child for a high official
In the days that followed, I was busy working all day long, and counting money made my hands and feet cramp.
And the gods also took special care of me this winter,? Within a few days,? Another great happy event happened in the house.
Ping'er was born, a boy. He was white and fat. He weighed eight catties at birth. He was bigger than other people's full moon children.
The old ladies in the house all said that this child is blessed and will be a material for a high official in the future, so Ping'er named this child Brother Guan.
On the day of Brother Ximen’s full moon, I booked the largest restaurant in the county, and taught people to set up a ten-mile-long flowing water feast on the long street in front of the restaurant. Chew disaster for my son.
Li Ping'er said: "Your official,? You dote on this child too much. It's only been a few days since you landed. How dare you give him such respect."
I stared at the chubby kid in her arms and laughed straight: "This is the eldest son of my Ximen family, he must be so respectable, don't you think so?"
The left and right guests all came to flatter,? Yueniang and the other women stared at Ping'er's child very well.
There were so many people around, Ping'er was afraid that the child would get dirty, and would go back to the mansion after standing for a while, and the ladies followed Brother Guan to go back to the mansion.
As soon as I walked downstairs, I heard a noise around me.
It turned out that it was learned that Ximen's mansion held a water banquet today, and some women who love to take advantage came here with food boxes and cages before dawn.
When the dishes were served, no one was allowed to move their chopsticks, and several women were scrambling to pour the meat and vegetables into the food boxes.
Rushing and rushing, the women started to fight.
The Wang Po who sells herbal tea offends the matchmaker Ma for some reason, and tells the matchmaker to take her daughters-in-law and beat her up.
Several old women fought in a ball in a blink of an eye, their hair was torn, their clothes were torn, and the foot wraps were scattered and fell several feet away. The scene was in a mess.
I thought the scene was boring, so I asked Dai'an to take his men to stop it, and turned around to protect the ladies into the car, when I looked up, I saw Pan Jinlian passing by, seeing Wang Po being grabbed and beaten by several women, rushing over It is necessary to pull the frame.
Matchmaker Ma's daughter-in-law thought she was here to help Mrs. Wang beat someone up, her eyes turned red, and without a word, she grabbed a piece of hot soup and was about to pour it on Pan Jinlian's face.
At that time, I was standing very close, I didn't even think about it, I stepped forward and pulled Pan Jinlian to protect her in my arms.
There was only a sound of "hula", and all the hot soup was poured on my back.
I was so hot that I jumped on the spot and cursed loudly: "I am your eighteenth generation ancestor! I treat you to dinner out of kindness, and you still pour hot soup on people? What a bunch of bloody shrews!"
Yueniang rushed over and took off the outer cotton robe for me. Although it was thickly worn, the soup burned the exposed skin on the neck red, and then flowed down the neck, scalding a hole under the neck. Big bubbles come.
Yueniang gritted her teeth in heartache, turned around and slapped Pan Jinlian on the face, pointed at her nose and cursed: "It's you again whore, who hurt my husband! Why don't you die?"
Pan Jinlian was blinded by her slap, and quickly knelt down to apologize.
My Yueniang has always been dignified and courteous, but this is the first time she has lost her temper in public, and it must be because her heart hurts too much.
She tore off my collar and blew with pointed lips, tears still falling down.
I endured the pain and said I was fine, and took her hand back home with my family.
At night, I lay shirtless on the bed and taught Yueniang to apply scalding medicine to me.
Yueniang wiped her tears and said: "You too, what are you doing to save that woman for nothing? Teach yourself to be scalded like this, maybe you will have a scar in the future."
I said: "Yue Niang, look at you, I'm an old man, what are you afraid of getting a scar on my back? If I don't block that blow, that woman's face will definitely be ruined."
Yueniang said sourly: "What does her ruined face have to do with you? Could it be that you really had an affair with that prostitute as outsiders said."
I said, "Yue Niang, you don't know what's wrong with me? Why bother to blame me for saying that?"
Yue Niang just refused to give in? She sneered and said: "Maybe you just can't get along with us, but you can get along with outsiders. Isn't the old saying right? A wife is worse than a concubine, and a concubine is worse than stealing?"
"Eh? What you said makes me..." Turning around to look at her, I was meeting her and looking back with a sneer.
Simply tease her: "Well, since you have already seen it? Then I won't explain it. I really just fell in love with that little girl."
Yueniang glared, and punched me in the chest: "How dare you touch that woman! I will ignore you again."
I grabbed her hand and yelled loudly on purpose: "Ah, yo, look at my Yueniang beating someone, and Pan Jinlian beat me again after beating, she is so fierce, come and see, come and see, my mother-in-law Tigers are amazing."
Yueniang laughed out of anger: "If you dare to call me a tigress, see if I don't beat you!"
I took advantage of the situation and hugged her in my arms: "Yue Niang, isn't this official teasing you? Which man would you admit so happily when you see him fooling around outside? My Yue Niang is so nice, why am I willing to ignore you?" Going to ask for another woman, don't you think?"
Yueniang stopped messing around and nestled in my arms like a kitten. She whispered around my hair: "I never said anything when the officials were messing around outside. The sisters came in. As a sister, I can afford it and let it go.
But it's Pan Liu'er, I just can't tolerate her in Hengshun, I always feel that her face is not good, she is very clever, as long as a man who is attached to her is bound to be bad.A high-ranking official can provoke anyone, but he is not allowed to provoke her. "
I rubbed my chin lightly against her head, shook my head and laughed straight: "Be careful, jealous woman."
The two quarreled for a while, Yueniang hugged my waist and said softly, "Brother Guan is so cute, just like you."
"His surname is Ximen, why doesn't he look like me?"
Yueniang looked up at me with piercing eyes: "Your Majesty, I want to give you another child."
My arms froze suddenly, looking at her beautiful face like a peach blossom under the lamp, I didn't know what to say for a moment.
Yue Niang came over, nose to nose with me: "Your Majesty, I heard from Jiaoer that you were still fine after taking the medicine that time. Why don't we try it tonight?"
I was so shocked that I pushed her away: "Yueniang, don't mess around, the baby born after taking that medicine will be bad."
Yue Niang said: "Why is it bad? I asked the doctor specifically during the few days you left, the medicine on our cabinet is very good, even an 80-year-old man can give birth to a healthy child after taking it, sir Why do people say that?"
I tried my best to adjust my expression, and looked at her with a smile: "Yueniang, look at you, isn't it good that our family is like this now? Although Pengpeng was not born by you, she now recognizes you as her mother.
Ping'er's children will definitely call you mother in the future.
Ximen's family already has an offspring, why do you need to take the risk of giving birth to another one?
How many women have been treated in our pharmacy, all because of childbirth, the root cause of the disease can no longer be cured, I really don't want you to suffer that. "
She held my hand and pressed it to her chest, saying with affection: "Your Majesty, but Yue'er just wants to give birth to a child for you! After the new year, you will be thirty years old, and I will be 28. I missed this." Age, the reborn child is really bad.
Senior official, you really don't have to think too much about me, Yue'er has nothing to ask for in this life, she just wants a child, a senior official and my own child!Senior official, I beg you to be Yueer..."
Tears welled up in her eyes and fell on her pink cheeks, her hand tightly held mine, the palm was warm, but the fingertips were cold.
At this moment, I just realized that I thought everything was too simple before.
I thought that as long as these women were given the best food and clothing, the most stable life and enough respect, they would be able to live happily.
But I finally missed one item, I didn't expect Yueniang to love me so much.
But I will never fall in love with her, let alone give her a child, that would be unfair not only to her, but also to that child.
I took a deep breath and forced a smiling face out: "Okay, Yue Niang, let me rest for a few more days, the neck injury like this will also affect my performance on the couch, won't it? Wait a few days for my injury Alright, let's do that again, do you think it will work?"
Yueniang covered her mouth and laughed with a "flutter", blushed and kissed me on the cheek, and ran out quickly.
Watching her walk out the door, I slumped on the bed with a splitting headache.
The next day, the wound on my neck began to scab, and my Yueniang was overjoyed.
On the third day, the scabs on my neck started to turn black and became hard. My Yueniang took some ointment from the cabinet and applied it to me, saying that it would heal faster.
On the fourth day, the scabs began to fall off, and Yueniang taught the servants to clean the room and replace all the pillows and mats with new ones.
On the fifth day, more than half of the scab had fallen off, revealing the new flesh underneath, without even leaving a scar.
Yueniang was overjoyed, and early in the morning asked someone to fetch the set of underpants with night pearls inlaid in her dowry box, and waited to wear them at night.
Wearing this set of clothes on her body, even without turning on the lights at night, she can see her body clearly. It can be called the most compelling sex, fun, underwear, and underwear of this era.
I know she is determined to take me down tonight.Have you had dinner? I was so anxious that I walked back and forth in the backyard several times.I wondered if I should secretly order Dai'an to order the houses in the backyard as soon as I entered the room, so as to teach me to get out in time.
But now the weather is so dry, and there is no water in the pond, what if the woodshed is lit and our whole house is burned down?
Otherwise, the magistrate of Jiao County will call me for a drink at night?Even if it's business, Yueniang can't pick me.
As a result, Dai'an was asked to inquire at the county government office, the grandfather happened to be ill last night, let alone drinking now, he couldn't even eat.
Just when there was no way out, a big piece of good news came suddenly!
My closest comrade in arms.
My best brother ever.
For so many years, Earl Ying, who has been fighting side by side with me in the front line of eating, drinking, whoring and gambling in brothels.
he died!
And the gods also took special care of me this winter,? Within a few days,? Another great happy event happened in the house.
Ping'er was born, a boy. He was white and fat. He weighed eight catties at birth. He was bigger than other people's full moon children.
The old ladies in the house all said that this child is blessed and will be a material for a high official in the future, so Ping'er named this child Brother Guan.
On the day of Brother Ximen’s full moon, I booked the largest restaurant in the county, and taught people to set up a ten-mile-long flowing water feast on the long street in front of the restaurant. Chew disaster for my son.
Li Ping'er said: "Your official,? You dote on this child too much. It's only been a few days since you landed. How dare you give him such respect."
I stared at the chubby kid in her arms and laughed straight: "This is the eldest son of my Ximen family, he must be so respectable, don't you think so?"
The left and right guests all came to flatter,? Yueniang and the other women stared at Ping'er's child very well.
There were so many people around, Ping'er was afraid that the child would get dirty, and would go back to the mansion after standing for a while, and the ladies followed Brother Guan to go back to the mansion.
As soon as I walked downstairs, I heard a noise around me.
It turned out that it was learned that Ximen's mansion held a water banquet today, and some women who love to take advantage came here with food boxes and cages before dawn.
When the dishes were served, no one was allowed to move their chopsticks, and several women were scrambling to pour the meat and vegetables into the food boxes.
Rushing and rushing, the women started to fight.
The Wang Po who sells herbal tea offends the matchmaker Ma for some reason, and tells the matchmaker to take her daughters-in-law and beat her up.
Several old women fought in a ball in a blink of an eye, their hair was torn, their clothes were torn, and the foot wraps were scattered and fell several feet away. The scene was in a mess.
I thought the scene was boring, so I asked Dai'an to take his men to stop it, and turned around to protect the ladies into the car, when I looked up, I saw Pan Jinlian passing by, seeing Wang Po being grabbed and beaten by several women, rushing over It is necessary to pull the frame.
Matchmaker Ma's daughter-in-law thought she was here to help Mrs. Wang beat someone up, her eyes turned red, and without a word, she grabbed a piece of hot soup and was about to pour it on Pan Jinlian's face.
At that time, I was standing very close, I didn't even think about it, I stepped forward and pulled Pan Jinlian to protect her in my arms.
There was only a sound of "hula", and all the hot soup was poured on my back.
I was so hot that I jumped on the spot and cursed loudly: "I am your eighteenth generation ancestor! I treat you to dinner out of kindness, and you still pour hot soup on people? What a bunch of bloody shrews!"
Yueniang rushed over and took off the outer cotton robe for me. Although it was thickly worn, the soup burned the exposed skin on the neck red, and then flowed down the neck, scalding a hole under the neck. Big bubbles come.
Yueniang gritted her teeth in heartache, turned around and slapped Pan Jinlian on the face, pointed at her nose and cursed: "It's you again whore, who hurt my husband! Why don't you die?"
Pan Jinlian was blinded by her slap, and quickly knelt down to apologize.
My Yueniang has always been dignified and courteous, but this is the first time she has lost her temper in public, and it must be because her heart hurts too much.
She tore off my collar and blew with pointed lips, tears still falling down.
I endured the pain and said I was fine, and took her hand back home with my family.
At night, I lay shirtless on the bed and taught Yueniang to apply scalding medicine to me.
Yueniang wiped her tears and said: "You too, what are you doing to save that woman for nothing? Teach yourself to be scalded like this, maybe you will have a scar in the future."
I said: "Yue Niang, look at you, I'm an old man, what are you afraid of getting a scar on my back? If I don't block that blow, that woman's face will definitely be ruined."
Yueniang said sourly: "What does her ruined face have to do with you? Could it be that you really had an affair with that prostitute as outsiders said."
I said, "Yue Niang, you don't know what's wrong with me? Why bother to blame me for saying that?"
Yue Niang just refused to give in? She sneered and said: "Maybe you just can't get along with us, but you can get along with outsiders. Isn't the old saying right? A wife is worse than a concubine, and a concubine is worse than stealing?"
"Eh? What you said makes me..." Turning around to look at her, I was meeting her and looking back with a sneer.
Simply tease her: "Well, since you have already seen it? Then I won't explain it. I really just fell in love with that little girl."
Yueniang glared, and punched me in the chest: "How dare you touch that woman! I will ignore you again."
I grabbed her hand and yelled loudly on purpose: "Ah, yo, look at my Yueniang beating someone, and Pan Jinlian beat me again after beating, she is so fierce, come and see, come and see, my mother-in-law Tigers are amazing."
Yueniang laughed out of anger: "If you dare to call me a tigress, see if I don't beat you!"
I took advantage of the situation and hugged her in my arms: "Yue Niang, isn't this official teasing you? Which man would you admit so happily when you see him fooling around outside? My Yue Niang is so nice, why am I willing to ignore you?" Going to ask for another woman, don't you think?"
Yueniang stopped messing around and nestled in my arms like a kitten. She whispered around my hair: "I never said anything when the officials were messing around outside. The sisters came in. As a sister, I can afford it and let it go.
But it's Pan Liu'er, I just can't tolerate her in Hengshun, I always feel that her face is not good, she is very clever, as long as a man who is attached to her is bound to be bad.A high-ranking official can provoke anyone, but he is not allowed to provoke her. "
I rubbed my chin lightly against her head, shook my head and laughed straight: "Be careful, jealous woman."
The two quarreled for a while, Yueniang hugged my waist and said softly, "Brother Guan is so cute, just like you."
"His surname is Ximen, why doesn't he look like me?"
Yueniang looked up at me with piercing eyes: "Your Majesty, I want to give you another child."
My arms froze suddenly, looking at her beautiful face like a peach blossom under the lamp, I didn't know what to say for a moment.
Yue Niang came over, nose to nose with me: "Your Majesty, I heard from Jiaoer that you were still fine after taking the medicine that time. Why don't we try it tonight?"
I was so shocked that I pushed her away: "Yueniang, don't mess around, the baby born after taking that medicine will be bad."
Yue Niang said: "Why is it bad? I asked the doctor specifically during the few days you left, the medicine on our cabinet is very good, even an 80-year-old man can give birth to a healthy child after taking it, sir Why do people say that?"
I tried my best to adjust my expression, and looked at her with a smile: "Yueniang, look at you, isn't it good that our family is like this now? Although Pengpeng was not born by you, she now recognizes you as her mother.
Ping'er's children will definitely call you mother in the future.
Ximen's family already has an offspring, why do you need to take the risk of giving birth to another one?
How many women have been treated in our pharmacy, all because of childbirth, the root cause of the disease can no longer be cured, I really don't want you to suffer that. "
She held my hand and pressed it to her chest, saying with affection: "Your Majesty, but Yue'er just wants to give birth to a child for you! After the new year, you will be thirty years old, and I will be 28. I missed this." Age, the reborn child is really bad.
Senior official, you really don't have to think too much about me, Yue'er has nothing to ask for in this life, she just wants a child, a senior official and my own child!Senior official, I beg you to be Yueer..."
Tears welled up in her eyes and fell on her pink cheeks, her hand tightly held mine, the palm was warm, but the fingertips were cold.
At this moment, I just realized that I thought everything was too simple before.
I thought that as long as these women were given the best food and clothing, the most stable life and enough respect, they would be able to live happily.
But I finally missed one item, I didn't expect Yueniang to love me so much.
But I will never fall in love with her, let alone give her a child, that would be unfair not only to her, but also to that child.
I took a deep breath and forced a smiling face out: "Okay, Yue Niang, let me rest for a few more days, the neck injury like this will also affect my performance on the couch, won't it? Wait a few days for my injury Alright, let's do that again, do you think it will work?"
Yueniang covered her mouth and laughed with a "flutter", blushed and kissed me on the cheek, and ran out quickly.
Watching her walk out the door, I slumped on the bed with a splitting headache.
The next day, the wound on my neck began to scab, and my Yueniang was overjoyed.
On the third day, the scabs on my neck started to turn black and became hard. My Yueniang took some ointment from the cabinet and applied it to me, saying that it would heal faster.
On the fourth day, the scabs began to fall off, and Yueniang taught the servants to clean the room and replace all the pillows and mats with new ones.
On the fifth day, more than half of the scab had fallen off, revealing the new flesh underneath, without even leaving a scar.
Yueniang was overjoyed, and early in the morning asked someone to fetch the set of underpants with night pearls inlaid in her dowry box, and waited to wear them at night.
Wearing this set of clothes on her body, even without turning on the lights at night, she can see her body clearly. It can be called the most compelling sex, fun, underwear, and underwear of this era.
I know she is determined to take me down tonight.Have you had dinner? I was so anxious that I walked back and forth in the backyard several times.I wondered if I should secretly order Dai'an to order the houses in the backyard as soon as I entered the room, so as to teach me to get out in time.
But now the weather is so dry, and there is no water in the pond, what if the woodshed is lit and our whole house is burned down?
Otherwise, the magistrate of Jiao County will call me for a drink at night?Even if it's business, Yueniang can't pick me.
As a result, Dai'an was asked to inquire at the county government office, the grandfather happened to be ill last night, let alone drinking now, he couldn't even eat.
Just when there was no way out, a big piece of good news came suddenly!
My closest comrade in arms.
My best brother ever.
For so many years, Earl Ying, who has been fighting side by side with me in the front line of eating, drinking, whoring and gambling in brothels.
he died!
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