Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]
Chapter 44 What Do Two Men Do?
I was so frightened that I rushed up and grabbed his hand tightly. He moved his feet and slid down a few more steps, leading me down a few steps too.
I shouted: "Wu Er, if you lose the goods, you lose them, right? Let go!"
He gave me a sideways glance: "With me here,? I'm sure your goods will be safe. Where's the nonsense? Get out of the way!"
The words fell silent, he slid down a few more steps, only a few inches away from the edge of the cliff, I hugged the big tree next to me with one hand and held his arm firmly with the other: "Wu Er,? Don't be so stubborn! The rope is untied,? I will pull you up."
He ignored me and just wrapped the rope on the car tightly around himself.
The car was swinging back and forth in the air, the rope was deeply pulled into his flesh, grinding back and forth like a saw, and his shoulder was bleeding in a short time.
Dai'an came back to his senses and shouted loudly: "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and help pull the high officials up."
A group of people behind me came back to their senses. Dai'an hugged my waist, and the drivers behind pulled Dai'an together. Everyone pulled the two of us up together.
Wu Er held the handlebar tightly with one hand, and I held the other hand tightly, struggling to walk up step by step.
The two-thousand-jin cart was dangling back and forth on his body with a rope alone, bit by bit into his flesh. If it were anyone else, it would have been sawed in half by the rope long ago. Bloodstains were gouged out one after another on his golden skin.
I looked into his bloodshot eyes through the rain curtain and shouted loudly: "Erlang, I don't want those goods anymore, please let go!"
He stood firmly on his feet, shook off my hand and said loudly: "Stay back and make room for me!"
I stretched out my hand and wanted to pull him, but I saw him yelled up to the sky, shook his right hand, and threw the 2000-jin car up from the cliff.
The car flew across the sky, and the people behind me and I screamed in fright, fell to the ground and hugged their heads.
After a while, there was no movement, and when I opened my eyes again, I saw Wu Song standing in front of me holding the car with one hand, staring at me and yelling, "Ximenqing, didn't I tell you to dodge a little farther? I almost called Lao Tzu smash you to death!"
Only then did the dozen or so people behind him come to their senses, rushed over and put the car on the ground together from his hands.
I got up from the ground and rushed up to hug him, and shouted: "Erlang, I was really scared to death just now! If you don't want that truck, why are you trying so hard? See if the rope strangles you all over the body. bleeding……"
He pushed my head away: "Why are you crying? Isn't it good for me? Before it's dark, go ahead and find a flat place to set up the oil tent. I'll stay in the mountains tonight Head, let's go tomorrow."
As soon as he finished speaking, he took the horse and led the way, and everyone followed him closely.
I squeezed behind him and said, "Erlang, you still have wounds on your body, get in the car first and I'll help you take care of them. It might be bad if the wounds are soaked by the rain."
He was impatient again: "It's just a small injury, why are you so nagging? In the evening, I'm afraid that the rain will become heavier and heavier, and the road will be more dangerous, so it's important to hurry."
As soon as he finished speaking, he didn't even look at me anymore, he just yelled loudly for the people behind to leave quickly.
After climbing over a mountain, he finally found a flat ground. He set up the oil awning that came with the car to block the carriage and the goods, and checked carefully. The carriage had been swinging in the air for so long, and it turned out that there was no goods at all. It was a miracle.
Dai'an patted his chest and said, "Father, it's a good thing that Wudutou Road asked us to re-tie the ropes, or else that truckload of goods would definitely have scattered to the bottom of the cliff."
The guys under his command originally looked at Wu Song with a hundred dislikes and scolded him secretly, but now seeing his supernatural power with their own eyes, none of them would not admire him.As soon as they arrived at the place, they surrounded Wu Song in the middle, both with long heads and short heads, blindly flattering.
Wu Song's bastard has always been soft and not hard, and he was also proud when he saw how flattering everyone was, and said loudly: "If I didn't have enough lunch, I would have rescued people and horses with a wave of my hand." Well, where can I get tired of those efforts?
Look at the cowardice of your family's senior official, such a fart almost scared him to death, and he is still called a man. "
As soon as he said this, the people around him didn't dare to answer again, and they all lowered their heads in embarrassment.
I stepped forward and kicked him lightly: "Are you speaking ill of me again?"
He turned around and punched him: "Ximen Qing, are you looking for another blow?"
"Why did I hit you? You bit me!"
He really rushed over with grinning teeth, I turned around and ran into the car, he chased me in and grabbed me by the collar: "Hey, where are you?"
I waved a jug in front of his eyes: "The best Huadiao, do you want it?" I put the wine behind my back, "I'll give it to you if you call me a good brother."
He put on a face: "Hurry up and give it to me, Second Master, I will spare you."
Not to be frightened by him, I leaned forward and squinted my eyes and said, "You sleep with me at night, and the two of us will share the drink."
He raised his hand to grab the wine bottle, and took a big gulp to his mouth. When the wine entered his throat, he let out a comfortable sigh, squinted his eyes and smiled contentedly.
He was drinking, and I stretched out my hand to untie his clothes. The clothes fell off, revealing a bronze-colored body covered with chocolate muscle lumps, covered with bloodstains one after another.I took a veil and wiped it clean for him, and took the medicated oil to apply it on him. I took the opportunity to touch his chest muscles and shoulders, such a big chest, such a strong back, it feels really good.
Xu Shi's fingers made him itchy, so he shrank his shoulders uncomfortably, and said, "I just can't see you like this, you are like a bitch, you don't make a fuss about a little injury."
I said: "Even if I am a woman, I have never served anyone like this. I cooked you a meal and told you to wash your hands, but you still slapped me? If I married a man like you, I would be so sick even if I hanged myself on the beam." I won't be with you."
"Swallow" he choked on his drink.
After treating the wounds on his body, I have touched enough, put his clothes back on, leveled the stool in the carriage, spread the bedding, and lay down beside him.
The rain outside the window still doesn't stop, I'm afraid the road will be even more difficult tomorrow.
I asked him: "Did you always take this kind of path for other people's darts in the past?"
He said: "The official road may be easier to walk, but it is much slower. Taking this kind of road can save more than ten days."
I murmured: "But this kind of road is more dangerous after all."
He frowned impatiently: "Tsk, I said before that you can't go the way I'm going, but you still have to follow. Otherwise, we'll go separately tomorrow, you take your sunny path, and I'll take my single-plank bridge , lest I worry too much about being with you."
As soon as he finished speaking, he turned his body and turned his back to me, and his voice shook the sky in a blink of an eye.
I stared at his mountain-like broad shoulders for a while, pulled the blanket over him, and fell asleep with my arms under my head.
In the middle of the night, I suddenly felt someone pushing me, and asked him in a daze, "What are you doing?"
He raised his hand and pointed upwards: "Ximen Qing, look up to the sky."
When I raised my head slightly, I saw the night sky was dark blue, full of stars, and a full moon hung high like a silver plate.
Surprised: "Hey, the sky is fine, so tomorrow's road will be much easier?"
He frowned and looked at me: "That's all you think of when you see the stars in the sky?"
I wondered: "Then what else are you thinking about? Could it be that you think of the vast universe, the vast sea of people, you and I can meet each other and sleep together, what a beautiful fate it must be?"
"What a pig!" he scolded. "Our car roof was stolen!"
"..."
The two of us jumped out of the car and looked around, but we couldn't see the roof.
All the men were sleeping around the car, and none of them was awakened. There were two men beside the fire chatting.
I asked, "Did you two ever see someone coming?"
The two men wondered: "Your Majesty, the two of us have been sitting and gossiping. Don't tell me there is someone. I haven't even seen a mouse."
Wu Song and I exchanged glances, and both felt that this matter was strange.
Suddenly, I heard a soft "dong" sound from behind, like the sound of a stone being thrown into a pool of water.
Wu Song turned around and ran away without saying a word, and I followed him.
In the darkness, a figure jumped back and forth on the branches, carrying something on his back, covering him like a huge bastard cover, isn't it the roof of our car?
The two of us followed closely behind, and the man led us and ran forward. When we reached the lake, we stopped suddenly, turned around, stared at us and sneered.
It turned out to be a time shift!
Wu Song scolded angrily: "Why are you again!"
Shi Qian smiled like a mouse: "What if it's you, Mr. Shi? Do I have the ability to come and snatch back your car roof?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he sneered, raised his hands and threw the roof of the car far into the lake.
"You bastard is dead!"
Wu Song was about to jump into the water without saying a word, I grabbed him and said, "The roof of the car can't sink in the water, why don't we work together to catch this guy first, and teach him a lesson."
When Shi Qian heard what I said, he turned around and wanted to run. Wu Song and I rushed over to him, one on the left and one on the right, and grabbed him together.
Shi Qian jumped up and down the tree like a monkey, Wu Song threw him several times but still couldn't catch him.
I carefully observed Shi Qian's movements for a while, then took out the bottle of medicated oil in my arms and poured it on the soles of his feet.
There was a slip on the sole of this guy's foot, and he fell from the tree with a "boom".
Wu Song landed on the ground and put his foot on his chest, cursing fiercely: "You bastard, you didn't get beaten enough in the capital, and you chased after him in this forest to get beaten?"
Shi Qian spat on the ground, and said the same thing: "What kind of a hero is two against one? If you are capable, you fight me alone. If you can hold Shi Qian against me within a hundred moves, I will lose."
I laughed sneeringly: "A thief who steals things, you still look good? Steal our car roof when you have nothing to do? Can you sell it for money or can you eat and drink?"
Shi Qian had a smirk on his face: "I don't want money this time, I just want to know what you two big men are doing lying together."
I shouted: "Wu Er, if you lose the goods, you lose them, right? Let go!"
He gave me a sideways glance: "With me here,? I'm sure your goods will be safe. Where's the nonsense? Get out of the way!"
The words fell silent, he slid down a few more steps, only a few inches away from the edge of the cliff, I hugged the big tree next to me with one hand and held his arm firmly with the other: "Wu Er,? Don't be so stubborn! The rope is untied,? I will pull you up."
He ignored me and just wrapped the rope on the car tightly around himself.
The car was swinging back and forth in the air, the rope was deeply pulled into his flesh, grinding back and forth like a saw, and his shoulder was bleeding in a short time.
Dai'an came back to his senses and shouted loudly: "What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and help pull the high officials up."
A group of people behind me came back to their senses. Dai'an hugged my waist, and the drivers behind pulled Dai'an together. Everyone pulled the two of us up together.
Wu Er held the handlebar tightly with one hand, and I held the other hand tightly, struggling to walk up step by step.
The two-thousand-jin cart was dangling back and forth on his body with a rope alone, bit by bit into his flesh. If it were anyone else, it would have been sawed in half by the rope long ago. Bloodstains were gouged out one after another on his golden skin.
I looked into his bloodshot eyes through the rain curtain and shouted loudly: "Erlang, I don't want those goods anymore, please let go!"
He stood firmly on his feet, shook off my hand and said loudly: "Stay back and make room for me!"
I stretched out my hand and wanted to pull him, but I saw him yelled up to the sky, shook his right hand, and threw the 2000-jin car up from the cliff.
The car flew across the sky, and the people behind me and I screamed in fright, fell to the ground and hugged their heads.
After a while, there was no movement, and when I opened my eyes again, I saw Wu Song standing in front of me holding the car with one hand, staring at me and yelling, "Ximenqing, didn't I tell you to dodge a little farther? I almost called Lao Tzu smash you to death!"
Only then did the dozen or so people behind him come to their senses, rushed over and put the car on the ground together from his hands.
I got up from the ground and rushed up to hug him, and shouted: "Erlang, I was really scared to death just now! If you don't want that truck, why are you trying so hard? See if the rope strangles you all over the body. bleeding……"
He pushed my head away: "Why are you crying? Isn't it good for me? Before it's dark, go ahead and find a flat place to set up the oil tent. I'll stay in the mountains tonight Head, let's go tomorrow."
As soon as he finished speaking, he took the horse and led the way, and everyone followed him closely.
I squeezed behind him and said, "Erlang, you still have wounds on your body, get in the car first and I'll help you take care of them. It might be bad if the wounds are soaked by the rain."
He was impatient again: "It's just a small injury, why are you so nagging? In the evening, I'm afraid that the rain will become heavier and heavier, and the road will be more dangerous, so it's important to hurry."
As soon as he finished speaking, he didn't even look at me anymore, he just yelled loudly for the people behind to leave quickly.
After climbing over a mountain, he finally found a flat ground. He set up the oil awning that came with the car to block the carriage and the goods, and checked carefully. The carriage had been swinging in the air for so long, and it turned out that there was no goods at all. It was a miracle.
Dai'an patted his chest and said, "Father, it's a good thing that Wudutou Road asked us to re-tie the ropes, or else that truckload of goods would definitely have scattered to the bottom of the cliff."
The guys under his command originally looked at Wu Song with a hundred dislikes and scolded him secretly, but now seeing his supernatural power with their own eyes, none of them would not admire him.As soon as they arrived at the place, they surrounded Wu Song in the middle, both with long heads and short heads, blindly flattering.
Wu Song's bastard has always been soft and not hard, and he was also proud when he saw how flattering everyone was, and said loudly: "If I didn't have enough lunch, I would have rescued people and horses with a wave of my hand." Well, where can I get tired of those efforts?
Look at the cowardice of your family's senior official, such a fart almost scared him to death, and he is still called a man. "
As soon as he said this, the people around him didn't dare to answer again, and they all lowered their heads in embarrassment.
I stepped forward and kicked him lightly: "Are you speaking ill of me again?"
He turned around and punched him: "Ximen Qing, are you looking for another blow?"
"Why did I hit you? You bit me!"
He really rushed over with grinning teeth, I turned around and ran into the car, he chased me in and grabbed me by the collar: "Hey, where are you?"
I waved a jug in front of his eyes: "The best Huadiao, do you want it?" I put the wine behind my back, "I'll give it to you if you call me a good brother."
He put on a face: "Hurry up and give it to me, Second Master, I will spare you."
Not to be frightened by him, I leaned forward and squinted my eyes and said, "You sleep with me at night, and the two of us will share the drink."
He raised his hand to grab the wine bottle, and took a big gulp to his mouth. When the wine entered his throat, he let out a comfortable sigh, squinted his eyes and smiled contentedly.
He was drinking, and I stretched out my hand to untie his clothes. The clothes fell off, revealing a bronze-colored body covered with chocolate muscle lumps, covered with bloodstains one after another.I took a veil and wiped it clean for him, and took the medicated oil to apply it on him. I took the opportunity to touch his chest muscles and shoulders, such a big chest, such a strong back, it feels really good.
Xu Shi's fingers made him itchy, so he shrank his shoulders uncomfortably, and said, "I just can't see you like this, you are like a bitch, you don't make a fuss about a little injury."
I said: "Even if I am a woman, I have never served anyone like this. I cooked you a meal and told you to wash your hands, but you still slapped me? If I married a man like you, I would be so sick even if I hanged myself on the beam." I won't be with you."
"Swallow" he choked on his drink.
After treating the wounds on his body, I have touched enough, put his clothes back on, leveled the stool in the carriage, spread the bedding, and lay down beside him.
The rain outside the window still doesn't stop, I'm afraid the road will be even more difficult tomorrow.
I asked him: "Did you always take this kind of path for other people's darts in the past?"
He said: "The official road may be easier to walk, but it is much slower. Taking this kind of road can save more than ten days."
I murmured: "But this kind of road is more dangerous after all."
He frowned impatiently: "Tsk, I said before that you can't go the way I'm going, but you still have to follow. Otherwise, we'll go separately tomorrow, you take your sunny path, and I'll take my single-plank bridge , lest I worry too much about being with you."
As soon as he finished speaking, he turned his body and turned his back to me, and his voice shook the sky in a blink of an eye.
I stared at his mountain-like broad shoulders for a while, pulled the blanket over him, and fell asleep with my arms under my head.
In the middle of the night, I suddenly felt someone pushing me, and asked him in a daze, "What are you doing?"
He raised his hand and pointed upwards: "Ximen Qing, look up to the sky."
When I raised my head slightly, I saw the night sky was dark blue, full of stars, and a full moon hung high like a silver plate.
Surprised: "Hey, the sky is fine, so tomorrow's road will be much easier?"
He frowned and looked at me: "That's all you think of when you see the stars in the sky?"
I wondered: "Then what else are you thinking about? Could it be that you think of the vast universe, the vast sea of people, you and I can meet each other and sleep together, what a beautiful fate it must be?"
"What a pig!" he scolded. "Our car roof was stolen!"
"..."
The two of us jumped out of the car and looked around, but we couldn't see the roof.
All the men were sleeping around the car, and none of them was awakened. There were two men beside the fire chatting.
I asked, "Did you two ever see someone coming?"
The two men wondered: "Your Majesty, the two of us have been sitting and gossiping. Don't tell me there is someone. I haven't even seen a mouse."
Wu Song and I exchanged glances, and both felt that this matter was strange.
Suddenly, I heard a soft "dong" sound from behind, like the sound of a stone being thrown into a pool of water.
Wu Song turned around and ran away without saying a word, and I followed him.
In the darkness, a figure jumped back and forth on the branches, carrying something on his back, covering him like a huge bastard cover, isn't it the roof of our car?
The two of us followed closely behind, and the man led us and ran forward. When we reached the lake, we stopped suddenly, turned around, stared at us and sneered.
It turned out to be a time shift!
Wu Song scolded angrily: "Why are you again!"
Shi Qian smiled like a mouse: "What if it's you, Mr. Shi? Do I have the ability to come and snatch back your car roof?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he sneered, raised his hands and threw the roof of the car far into the lake.
"You bastard is dead!"
Wu Song was about to jump into the water without saying a word, I grabbed him and said, "The roof of the car can't sink in the water, why don't we work together to catch this guy first, and teach him a lesson."
When Shi Qian heard what I said, he turned around and wanted to run. Wu Song and I rushed over to him, one on the left and one on the right, and grabbed him together.
Shi Qian jumped up and down the tree like a monkey, Wu Song threw him several times but still couldn't catch him.
I carefully observed Shi Qian's movements for a while, then took out the bottle of medicated oil in my arms and poured it on the soles of his feet.
There was a slip on the sole of this guy's foot, and he fell from the tree with a "boom".
Wu Song landed on the ground and put his foot on his chest, cursing fiercely: "You bastard, you didn't get beaten enough in the capital, and you chased after him in this forest to get beaten?"
Shi Qian spat on the ground, and said the same thing: "What kind of a hero is two against one? If you are capable, you fight me alone. If you can hold Shi Qian against me within a hundred moves, I will lose."
I laughed sneeringly: "A thief who steals things, you still look good? Steal our car roof when you have nothing to do? Can you sell it for money or can you eat and drink?"
Shi Qian had a smirk on his face: "I don't want money this time, I just want to know what you two big men are doing lying together."
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