Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Wu Er paused: "What are you going to do?"

Turning his hand over in the air, he rubbed the corner of his mouth with the back of his finger: "Look at you eating all over your face."

He raised his sleeve and wiped his mouth, looked up at the moon, his Adam's apple protruded, his collarbone was slightly exposed, his beautiful shoulders drooped, and his muscles were still firm and firm even though they were slack.

He said, "Ximenqing,? Or else I will learn to be an obedient citizen, right? Earn some money and buy a big house, and live and work in peace and contentment from now on."

I was slightly drunk, and looked at him obsessively through the alcohol: "Okay."

"Then marry a wife? Start a family."

Marry a wife?,? Start a family?He said it!

I sat up and pointed to my mouth, then to my neck: "You, you, marry...that...you don't remember? Today...that...you treat me...you are like this Want to marry? Huh?"

He looked at me strangely: "You didn't drink a few sips,? You're drunk again, and you can't even speak clearly?"

I was suddenly a little speechless,? Looking up at the moon, yes, am I drunk again?He wants to marry a wife? I don’t think I can pick him up, isn’t there a couple of concubines in Ximen’s house?

Thinking of this, I felt relieved again, and lay down on his lap as before, closing my eyes and resting.

"I farm,? She weaves, I hunt, and she takes care of the house, just... well, you said it would be bad if you didn't have children?"

She lazily answered him: "How can you have no children when you become a relative? If you become a relative, you will have children."

He shook his head: "If you become a relative, you may not have children."

Subconsciously glanced at his place: "Erlang, you don't think it's because the medicine is not easy to use, right? I already helped you cure the medicine that day, and the doctor also said that you are fine."

He glared at me: "What's wrong? Second Master, I'm very nice. I'm afraid she won't be able to bear it, so I dare not mess with her."

Oh, that's true, with your size and physical strength, no girl is not afraid of you.

I nodded: "If you learn to be gentle, it should be fine. Women are not as difficult to deal with as you think. The first two times you pay attention to it lightly, and she won't be afraid in the future."

He snorted: "Oh, who can deal with women like this better than you? If you say it's easy to deal with, then so be it."

I couldn't answer this sentence, turned over and hid my face in the dark.

The smell of dog meat, oranges, the smell of 36-year-old daughter red, and his body smell mixed together.

I said, "Erlang, take me with you when you walk the dart next time."

He asked, "Do you want to go out too?"

"It's not easy to do business in the cabinet, so I have to go out and walk around to earn some money for the New Year."

"I'll leave the day after tomorrow, and we'll be together if you go."

"Well, together, I will be with you..."

"I have to say what I said. The way I walk is different from your usual way. It is dangerous. Don't complain about suffering or tiredness."

"Being with you is neither bitter nor tiring."

I muttered something, closed my eyes and fell asleep.

When I awoke the next morning, there was a stack of straw under him, and he was lying beside me, covered with my wolf-skin cloak.

Suddenly there was a scream, and then Li Xuemei's yelling and cursing resounded throughout the village, because her family's dog was lost, and a lot of refined salt and spices were also lost.

Wu Er and I looked at each other, stuck out our tongues, covered our heads and fled home.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw the shopkeeper Chen coming over, and said with a bitter face: "The shop called Feng because he didn't act carefully enough, and the government took the blame."I'm sorry to continue to stay here and eat rice? I have to ask myself to return home.

I quickly comforted him with kind words, and said to him: No one complains about this gossip on the cabinet? Someone is secretly plotting against us. I already have a guess in my mind who that person is, and I will make him pay the price soon.

Now the shopkeeper Chen is at ease, and he has to teach his staff to be at ease.

In short, I, Ximen Qing, will discipline the big guy to get the salary as it is, and it will not be less.

Shopkeeper Chen said shamelessly: "My fellows and I know that high officials are struggling these days. Looking at the situation, I'm afraid there will be no business for the past few months. How can we ask you for wages?"

I said, "Why is Shopkeeper Chen so pessimistic? Our business has been in business for so many years, and we have accumulated a lot of old customers. Now that the store is closed, it is difficult for them to come to the door. I will go out tomorrow and deliver goods to them one by one." , How can we lose our food and drink?

You can teach the guys to be calm, even if there is no business to do, the salary and the bonus at the end of the year will not be less.When I came back, there was one person missing from the cabinet. "

Seeing shopkeeper Chen away, Yue Niang was so heartbroken that she shed tears: "The high official went away for a few months at the beginning of the year, and now he has to go out again at the end of the year. He only has a few days to live in a year? Isn't it a person who hates slaves?" Man, I can't go for you."

I hugged her in my arms and said, "My lady, don't say that. It will take a long time for me to go away. As the mistress, you have to worry a lot. Take care of your body and don't be too tired. Let me come back to handle any difficult things, and you will not suffer alone."

After comforting Yueniang, she greeted the women in the other rooms one by one.

When the ladies heard that I was leaving, they all felt the same heartache and reluctance. They scrambled to pack my luggage for me, and asked Dai'an to explain the daily affairs of going out again and again. Before leaving, they checked the luggage one by one for several times. all over.

On the day I left, several women sent me outside the city gate together before returning.

Escorting a few carts, he led his men and horses out of the city gate and met Wu Song twenty miles away. There were only three of them in their team, and two skinny coachmen pulled two carts of shabby carts. in the back.

As soon as he saw my battle, he curled his lips: "It shows that you have an embarrassing face, and you bring so many people to serve you when you go out?"

I rolled my eyes at him: "What do you know? There is a cost to selling goods. How can you make money if you don't bring enough goods when you go all the way? But you, what can your boss earn from these two boxes of goods?"

"It doesn't matter if he makes money or not, the silver bullets for me are indispensable."

I rode with him on horseback until noon, when it began to rain lightly, and we found a dilapidated temple in the mountains and stopped there, and the servants ran back and forth to build goods to keep out the rain for a while.

I went to get the pot and stove to light a fire to cook. Wu Song poked his head and looked at me curiously: "Hey, Ximen Qing, do you know how to cook?"

"Not only can you do it, but your craftsmanship is not bad. Now I'm going to wash the rice, and you come to light the fire. You can have a delicious hot meal early, and you can hurry on your way sooner."

I took the rice urn and went to the well to wash the rice, and when I came back after washing the rice, I told the guy to be shocked again.

He put a good ax in the corner of the wall and didn't use it, so he had to chop wood with his palm. With one palm, a piece of wood as thick as the mouth of a bowl was smashed into powder, and with another palm, another firewood was broken into eight pieces.

When he was excited to play, he put a few pieces of firewood as thick as an egg horizontally on the ground, using his hands as blades, and with a few "kakaka" palms, he directly split the wood into several pieces, which was better than an axe.

I leaned against the wall with a rice urn in my arms and looked at him: "Brother Erlang, I asked you to light a fire, what about the fire now?"

He looked back at me: "Tianchao, these firewood will be better if they are chopped into pieces."

So I hugged the rice urn and continued to wait, waiting for this guy to play hard enough to kill all the firewood in the yard, but he still didn't even see a spark.

According to this guy's temperament, I'm afraid he can play until night, so I stooped to pick up a pile of broken wood and dried pine needles and set it on fire, put the pot on the stand, put polished rice, peanuts, red dates, fine beans, dried longan .

He also cut a few pieces of the dried bacon that came with the car, and fried them on another fire with a few small vegetables set aside behind the temple.

After a while the smell of porridge and vegetables came out, Wu Song stopped chopping wood to play, and leaned over to hunch his nose back and forth like a Tibetan mastiff.

"Hey, Ximen Qing, I can't tell, you still have this skill?"

I picked up a piece of bacon and was about to put it in my mouth, but I slapped it away.

"Just now, after playing with firewood for a long time, you grabbed meat without washing your hands?"

He pursed his lips: "How come the town is wide, it looks like a bitch."

I stirred the delicious porridge in the pot back and forth: "Wash your hands before eating, I'll let you teach me this good porridge and vegetables."

He put his hands in his belt and pissed me off: "Who is afraid of you if you are lenient? I don't care about eating your rags, I have my own dry food."

He turned around and touched a coarse-grain pancake from his bundle, baked it on the fire, and sat beside him to eat it dryly.

I ignored him, cooked the porridge and stir-fried the vegetables, took out a jar of pickled sweet and sour dill strips from the car, put them on a plate, and baked the white flour steamed buns from the car one by one with the embers Get browned.

The porridge is good, the dishes are good, the steamed buns are good, and the aroma is overwhelming, but the man competes with me, sitting on the threshold and eating dry food, no matter how attractive the smell is, he will not look back.

In a blink of an eye, Dai'an and the others built the medicine cart, and when they entered the door, they were pleasantly surprised to see that the meal was ready.

Dai'an said: "Hey, the food is all ready, Wudutou has worked hard, your craftsmanship is not bad." First filled a bowl of porridge and handed it to me and said: "Father, you use it first."

I took the porridge and sat next to it and drank it with a pointed mouth. Dai'an filled another bowl and handed it to Wu Song with both hands: "Wu Dutou, you have worked hard cooking, and you can drink it too."

With his mouth full of dry biscuits, Wu Song said in a low voice, "I didn't make this meal, it was made by your senior officials."

Dai An panicked: "Damn the little one, the godfather cooked the meal himself."

Glancing at me, Dai'an understood, and hurriedly said: "Wudoutou, Dad cooks for himself, but you are here. I will serve you a bowl of porridge and drink it first, and I will bring you the dishes, as well as steamed buns." , how about you sit at the same table with my senior officials and eat?"

With quick hands and feet, Dai'an took down the kang table on the carriage and set it up, arranged all the meals, and invited Wu Song over with both hands.

That bastard still had a hard multigrain pancake stuffed in his mouth, and he sat across from me arrogantly with his neck pinned down. He picked up a bowl and wanted to eat? I said again, "Wash your hands."

He was immediately annoyed, threw his chopsticks, and stretched out his big hand to show me: "Ximen Qing, you're not done, are you? I just washed my hands! I washed them three times with well water."

I said: "Put on fragrant pancreas and wash it with warm water."

Dai'an trotted all the way to fetch the water, and said kindly: "Wudutou, wash your hands, the water I just fetched for you is warm."

Wu Song said angrily: "You still teach me to wash after washing once? There are so many things! If I don't eat your Ximen's food, I will not die of hunger!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he put a piece of hard pancake into his mouth, sat outside the door and drank it with cold water.

Dai'an looked embarrassed, he was holding a basin of warm water.The drivers and buddies in the room didn't know what to do, they stood stiffly, not daring to move their chopsticks.

I waved my hand to signal everyone to eat my own raw, Mo Lina.

After eating, a group of people continued on their way in the rain.

Those of us ate hot porridge, stir-fried vegetables and steamed buns, and all of them were pressed in the abdomen. The cold water that the man drank was cold pancakes. It must be because of stomach discomfort.

His stomach is uncomfortable, his face is smelly, he swears as soon as he gets on the road, he doesn't like anyone, he thinks the leading horse is going too fast, and the driver behind him is slow, and he yells at everyone with a dark face.

Dai'an leaned over and whispered: "Father, people usually say that Wudutou is not easy to get along with. When we saw each other today, I realized how powerful we are. Seeing how we kindly prepared the food and served him with such a face. We will return to you in the future." We have to walk together for hundreds of miles, how can we get along?"

Through the window of the car, I saw Wu Song wearing a coir raincoat in the rain, running to the front of the line to urge the car in the heavy rain, then to the end of the line to curse people, and yelling at the guys to stop the car and force him to stop the car. They tied the rope again.

It was raining, and everyone was in a bad mood. If he was told to order him around like this, everyone would get angry and dare not speak out.But he didn't know it, and he finished scolding this and shouting that with a dark face.

I shook my head and said, "Dai'an, out of the twenty truckloads, only two belong to him, and the rest belong to us. If he really doesn't want to get along with him, just leave us and go alone. Why bother?" Worry about us?"

Dai'an curled his lips and said: "According to the way we used to go, we should go through the city and take the official road. It was he who made the idea to take the mountain road. We will suffer if we follow him. Is he a murderer?"

Before the words fell, he suddenly heard a horse neighing ahead.

Someone shouted: "Save the horse first, save the horse first!"

Someone shouted again: "Save the car first, save the car first!"

Looking up, it turned out that a good horse slipped when going uphill, causing the cart to fall and slide into the deep ditch next to it.

Dai'an shouted anxiously: "Both the horse and the cart are saved! The medicine on the cart is precious, and if it is lost, it will be a big loss!"

He couldn't help shouting, the horse and the cart had slipped down the side of the ditch, and in a blink of an eye the carriage was already empty. People struggled desperately but couldn't stop retreating to the cliff.

Dai'an helped me to run there, but someone grabbed me by the collar and threw me aside.We didn't stand firmly on our feet, Dai'an and the two of us almost fell into the mud pit, but when we looked up, we saw Wu Song striding towards the wagon where the accident happened.

Several coachmen are working together to hold the horse's reins and struggle forward, and the carriage hangs vertically outside the cliff and dangles back and forth?

After a shake, he took the horse's body and fell down a few steps with the rescuers outside.

Wu Song stepped forward to help pull a few reins, but the horse was still unable to move due to the fall of the cart, so he untied the horse without saying a word.

Dai'an shouted loudly: "Wudutou, that car medicine is very expensive, it's a pity to lose it!"

Wu Song didn't seem to hear what he was shouting at all, and untied the rope on his own.

I said: "Dai'an, he did the right thing. If you don't understand, maybe even the horse is gone, and the cart and cargo Hengshun can't be saved, so it's better to save the horse first..."

After the voice had faded away, people around him exclaimed: "Wu Du, be careful!"

Looking up, he saw that Wu Song had untied the two horses, but he himself hung the rope pulling the cart on his shoulders. As soon as the horse ran, the cart took him and slid towards the edge of the cliff...