Ximenqing loves Wusong [Water Margin]

Li Xuemei was dumbfounded, pointing at the two of us with tears in her eyes, every word was desperate:

"Okay,? Okay,? I can see it.

You two are partnering to play tricks on me today, aren't you?

You Wu Er, even if you are going to suppress a man, you will not suppress me.

You high official Ximen!It was agreed that I would come to have a room with Brother Erlang, but you hugged him instead.

I will never forgive you two in my life! "

As soon as she finished speaking, Li Xuemei screamed and ran out, cursing as she ran: "I hate you, I hate you! You have an affair with Wu Er, a senior official, why did you drag me in?" ?

I, a young girl, saw such unbearable things, how can I behave in the rest of my life?woo woo woo..."

Tell her to shout like this,? Half the people in the street know what happened to Wu Er and I being together!

I covered my face and wanted to cry, "Wu Er,? How could you treat me like this?"

He leaned over and glared at me: "Didn't you force me?"

"Wu Er, please be reasonable,? I didn't teach you to take that medicine."

"Don't say anything, you can settle the matter you provoked. Today, the second master, I will fuck you to the death! You just wait for your ass|eyes to bloom!"

People in this day and age talk about filial piety, and men humiliate each other not to say what they have with your mother, but to say that they want to have something with you.

I knew he was deliberately disgusting me, and reached out to fight him.

During the fight just now, the clothes of the two of them were ripped apart. If he came to pull mine, I would pull him too. If they didn't pay attention, their shirts were all ripped off.

I looked at his bronze-colored upper body, and felt my heart flutter. I kicked him on the leg indiscriminately: "Wu Er, if you make trouble again, I will call someone!"

He fell on top of me with a "plop", his lips firmly pressed against mine.

I stared at him with wide eyes, and he was also stunned. The two of them just talked and stared at each other so stupidly, neither of them had the intention of avoiding.

The Buddha's voice sounded again in my mind.

What are the sounds of Tan Paramita, Corpse Paramita, Gandhi Paramita, Sea Tide, Infinite Sound, Cloud and Thunder Sound, Great Sanskrit Sound, Zibei Sound, Xishe Sound, Liberation Sound, No Leaking Sound, Great Mercy and Great Compassion Great Purity Sound, Namo Tathagata great wisdom sound, Prajna Parami polyphony.

Call on the name of the Buddha of Great Mercy and Great Compassion, and call on Avalokitesvara to save suffering and suffering.

Silently reciting the Diamond Sutra, Tao Te Ching, reciting the Great Compassion Mantra, the Fa Hua Mantra, and the Fortune Mantra...it's of little use.

Lao Tzu raised his head to meet that handsome face, which made people and gods angry, and suddenly lost all thinking ability. Instead of pushing his hand out, he grabbed his collar tightly.

His face was getting closer and closer, I simply closed my eyes and gave up resistance completely.

Suddenly the alarm bell rang in my mind, and the system that I hadn't seen for a long time jumped out and shouted: "Ximen Qing, why don't you hide?"

I replied softly: "I am powerless to resist!"

The system scolded: "Ximen Qing, wake up! Do you know what he is taking you for?"

This sentence finally reminded me that it is really not like me to be so casual, so hurry up and ask the system?: "Then what should I do now?"

With a sound of "dong", something fell into my hand, which was my snuff bottle.

Sigh, just now I was only focused on running around, how could I forget about this thing?

The system said: "Use this thing to stun him, hurry up! This is not the Lion House! Even if you want to die, you can only die by his knife!"

I held the bottle in my hand, held up Wu Song's head and said, "Wu Er, do you smoke? Have some..."

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A few seconds later, Wu Er's heavy head pressed against my chest, and he closed his eyes and breathed evenly...

I put aside the snuff bottle that he emptied, and my soul seemed to be emptied suddenly by something.

After staying there for a while, I was sure that this guy had inhaled enough snuff, and he couldn't wake up for a while, so he wanted to move his body and get up first, but he snorted, put his arms around my waist and hugged me tightly , hot forehead against my chest.

Pushing his forehead, it hurts so much.

Going down to the ground, he took a cold water veil and applied it to his forehead, then looked down at the quilt.

This is called one, heh!

How could this child Wu Song... Come on, he didn't say anything, the always confident Ximen official suddenly felt a little bit inferior.

I finally got this stuff done, I went down to the ground, changed myself into clean clothes, and got a set of clean quilts for Wu Er to cover.

Just after finishing all this, I suddenly heard voices outside the door, someone shouting loudly: "Ximen Qing, get out of here. Tell me, what did you do to my brother?"

Dai'an led the boys to open the door to welcome them out, and cursed loudly: "Wu Da, you dare to mess around in front of my house! But are you feeling itchy again?"

Across the gate, I saw Wu Da's short arms folded in front of his chest, raising his uneven face and cursing loudly: "What's the matter? You still want to hit you, Uncle Wu?

If you dare to touch my finger today, tomorrow I will sue to the Yamen, I will sue to the state, I will sue to the mansion!

I will sue your master Ximen for bullying men and women!First he slept with my woman, and now he cheated on my brother, I want to sue him to death! "

A few bastards followed Wu Dalang and clapped their hands: "Come and see, come and see! Look at the richest man in our city, Ximen Daguan, who eats all men and women!

First, he took a picture of the woman of the other martial arts masters, and now he took the opportunity to sleep with his own brother!

If he doesn't come out today and give us an explanation, we won't leave!Surrounded here every day, to see that the official Ximen still has no face! "

Wuhan University won the power of these people, and its arrogance increased a bit, so it simply crossed its legs and sat in front of the door, saying loudly:

"For today's matter, if he, Ximen Qing, pays me enough money, I'll come and trouble him every day! Come and pester him every day!

There are such silver people in the world!It's all right if you sleep with my woman, but while my brother is on the drug, I forced him to sleep too!Simply inhuman!If you don't pay me well today, I will definitely ruin your reputation!

Thanks to you, Ximen Qing, you still claim to be a high-ranking official?Also known as the richest man in the city?Also known as a master of medicine?

I bother!You are a bastard who fucked up women and fucked men!If you, Ximen Qing, don't come out properly today, you will apologize to me.

I will spread your notoriety all over the world? I will teach everyone in the world to know what you, a senior official from Ximen, have done! "

Turning around, I saw Yueniang running over with my women, pulling me and angrily saying: "Young official, this Wuhan University is a rascal! You are kind enough to save his brother, but he still surrounds the door and scolds you like this.

But it is impossible to ask the grandfather to send someone to blow him away. He sent a message to ask my father to come over and bring him into the barracks to see if he can't be beaten to death! "

I patted Yueniang's hand and said: "You don't need a sledgehammer to kill a chicken, you teach him to swear for a while, and then I go out to meet him."

Li Jiaoer said: "Wu University is a well-known rascal on this street, he is just relying on the fact that he is barefoot, so he is not afraid of us who wear shoes.

If the officials are afraid that it will be bad for the Grandfather and Wu Qianhu to come forward, why don't I go to the Lichun Courtyard now and ask the turtle slaves there to deal with him.

Hengshun's dirty goods are against dirty goods, they have dirty methods to deal with such people. "

I pulled Li Jiaoer to sit next to me: "Okay, Jiaoer, let's not get angry, let's teach that Wuhan University first and then make trouble for a while. Don't worry, the officials will not suffer today."

Yueniang sat on the other side of me, and Yulou sat across from me. A few of us sat in a circle and drank tea.

Suddenly, a crisp voice said: "Wu Da, you came out to pester high officials again? Why don't you know whether you are dead or alive?"

Wu Da immediately scolded: "Hey, I'm here to scold him, but you can't sit still! Pan Jinlian, Pan Jinlian, it seems that you still have him in your heart!"

Pan Jinlian was incoherent with anger: "Wu Da, a few days ago | you said you changed it, and I believed you. I didn't think it was only a few days ago, and you came to Fan Hun again! Today | If you still want to mess around! I I will definitely ignore you in the future!"

Wu Da said angrily: "Today I came to scold him not because of you, but because of my brother! I heard someone say it with my own ears just now. This Ximenqing is not counted if he eats you. He also ate it.

Hey, what does he mean by that?Hengshun bullied our family, right?

Don't think that Ximen Qing's family business can bully people like this, my Wuhan University is not afraid of him today!If it's a big deal, I will die, and I have to ask for my brother's innocence. "

Pan Jinlian said angrily: "Wu Da! Do you have any sense of face? Even if you don't believe in high officials, you don't know what kind of character uncle is? He can do such nasty things with others? You take it Blackmail people, don't care about uncle's face?"

The hooligans quarreled together: "Hey, look at this sister-in-law, caring about uncles is better than caring about my own man. How can this matter be justified?"

Pan Jinlian turned around and scolded them: "A bunch of shameless bastards, they tuned to Wuhan University every day and didn't learn well. You taught him to do all these messy things on weekdays! My old lady hates that she is not a man! I can't peel you all apart. bone!"

A group of bastards stared at Pan Jinlian presumptuously, as if she had no clothes on: "Fan Liuer, are you scolding us again now? Forgot to call our brother repeatedly under our pants a few days ago. Aren't you the one who pushes harder and harder to make you comfortable?"

"You..." Pan Jinlian bit her lips with anger.

Wu Daer heard what those people said, but his wife didn't seem to have heard it, and just threw Pan Jinlian back: "Get out of here! You don't have to worry about your son's affairs."

Pan Jinlian was staggered by him, her face turned black and purple, and fire burst out from her beautiful peach blossom eyes.

I saw it through the crack of the door, and shivered secretly.

It was the eyes of a woman who was desperate and resentful to the end. There was every reason to believe that if she had a knife in her hand, Pan Jinlian would have liked to kill Wuhan University right now.

Seeing that there were enough spectators around the front door, I stepped forward and opened the door, staring at Wuhan University and asked, "Wu University, are you looking for me?"

Wu Dashi just screamed like crazy, but seeing me come out now, I was a little timid, backed up a few steps, and retreated into the crowd of gangsters, and then said: "Yes, Wu Da is looking for you, you tell me, you take it." How is my brother?"

He laughed: "What do you think I will do to him?"

Wu Da angrily said: "Stop talking nonsense! I didn't settle with you when you messed with my woman before, but now you messed with my brother again, how much should I pay this time?"

Seeing that I didn't speak, Wu Da played his upper body again, slapped his legs and rolled on the ground: "My poor brother! He is 25 years old, but he hasn't even married a wife! Let me call you a man first I got it. How can he meet people in the future!

Do you know how heartbroken I am as an elder brother when the elder brother is the father?At this moment, if I don't stand up for him, who else will speak for him?Ximen Qing, if you don't give us a good compensation today, I will definitely not give up! "

Li Jiaoer rushed to the front and scolded: "My surname is Wu, don't be dirty with your mother's mouth. We know better than you what my family's senior officials are like.

It was you who said the thing about teasing your brother, and there is no basis for teasing your woman.

I've never seen a bastard like you, taking your own dirty work to others, just trying to extort some money!Do you still want to show your face? "

Yueniang has always been dignified, but at this moment she was also annoyed, pointing at Wu Da's nose and scolding loudly: "Wu Da, open your dog eyes and see what kind of place this is! If you control your qi, you will pretend that there is no one in our Ximen mansion? Playing around with scoundrels in sunny day and day, can't you be ruled by the government?"

Meng Yulou said: "Even if the government doesn't punish you, we can certainly cure you! If you are smart, get out of here, and at night, you will definitely regret it!"

Wu Da asked them to be so frightened that they lowered their heads, and the gangsters behind him hurriedly urged him: "Wu Da, your brother is in his house right now, if you go in and get caught, he will definitely not let you go. Today, you have no chance, you can only continue to suffer from being dumb!"

Wu Da got a point, and rushed up again and said loudly: "It doesn't count what you said, let me go in and see my brother first. If there is any damage to his body, I will sue you, Ximen Qing, for bankruptcy!"

I sneered to myself: "Okay, since you insist that Wu Er suffered from me, then let's find some witnesses and go in and have a look together."

Wuhan University is about to walk into the courtyard with a few bastards, I stretch out my hand to stop it: "You guys alone can't do it, are there any neighbors around who are willing to bear witness together?"

The spectators at the side also stretched their necks out one after another: "Senior officials, the few of us are also willing to go in together to be a witness."

Everyone entered the yard together, and then walked to my study.

The mess along the way, first was the chair kicked by the water tank smashed by Wu Song madly, and then there was the big hole stepped out by Li Xuemei's feet.

When I entered the room, I saw Wu Song lying on the kang, his eyes closed, and he was in a deep sleep!

Wu Da rushed over and hugged him and shouted: "Second brother! Big brother, I came late! Teach you to be bullied|humiliated!"

He stretched out his hand to lift the quilt, only to see that Wu Er was wearing a clean inner garment, and the quilt was also tidy, without the slightest appearance of being violated.

The gangsters refused to accept it, and reached out to touch Wu Er's body again. Wu Er seemed to feel uncomfortable, frowned, and let out a "Hey", his voice was like a sleeping tiger, and those people were so scared that they quickly gave their hands. retracted.

I said: "Wu Da, didn't you say that I have done something to your brother? What else can I say right now?"

Wu Da and the gangsters gave each other a wink, and said, "Maybe you cleaned him up after you finished it. If you didn't do anything to him, how could Li Xuemei be so frightened that she ran out crying and shouting?" Say that?"

I covered my mouth with a dry cough, turned my back and didn't answer.

Meng Yulou sneered and said, "How can a crazy woman take her words seriously? Then Li Xuemei is in her thirties and hasn't married yet, how can she know what it's like?

He just saw the two men fighting and started making a fuss and yelled Mai Tai.

We have to argue with her about this again another day.

If you came to our door after listening to her nonsense, then if you don't make this matter clear, you really can't leave.

Today|Your younger brother delivered medicine for us, and the medicine bottle was damaged, so he swallowed the medicine privately, and he fell ill.

When An Jiu sent him here, he was going mad and was about to hurt others and self-mutilation. It was my senior official who asked the doctor to save him. At this time, he was no longer mad after taking the medicine. You blamed our family What did the officials do to him.

Wuhan University, Wuhan University, do you still have a conscience?Since you want to settle the score, you should first pay for the medicine he swallowed us, and for the things he smashed. "

Wu Da pouted his neck and said: "That's because I got sick after taking your medicine. You should treat my brother. Even if he is cured, you may still be disabled. Anyway, you will lose money today, you have to Lose money!"

Li Jiaoer said: "You said you want us to pay you back, right? Alright, then let's settle the score together!" Pointing to the smashed table next to him, he said: "The best red sandalwood desk, it's a high-ranking official who spends 300 yuan. I bought it for two silver coins, and when your younger brother fell ill, he was smashed in the palm of his hand."

He pointed to the bookshelf again: "The excellent huanghuali bookshelf was custom-made by a senior official in the capital. The master made it, no more, no less, exactly 500 taels, and he kicked it and broke it.

There was also the bathtub, which was strangled by the thousand-year-old paulownia wood with a steel hoop, but he slapped it to pieces.There are also porcelain objects in our house, which add up to at least one or two thousand taels of silver.

You pay us this money first, and then we will talk about how much we will pay your brother! "

Now Wu University will stop doing it, jumping on his feet and saying: "My brother broke it, why do you want me to pay for it? Do you want him to go?"

Yue Niang sneered: "Heh, just now you said that one elder brother is like a father, isn't it you who just said that you will not stand up for him, and no one will stand up for him again? Isn't it you?

Why are you two so clear when you figure it out now?

Anyway, the witnesses and evidences are all there at this time.The officials didn't do anything to your younger brother, but your younger brother broke a lot of things in my house. You can't live without this account.

Dean!Call the people from the government to come over now, first capture this Wu Da, and then capture this Wu Er!If the two of them don't pay back the money we lost today, neither of them will run away! "

As soon as he heard that he was going to call someone from the government, those gangsters from Wuhan University turned around and wanted to run away, but they were surrounded by neighbors, who poked his face with their fingers one by one:

"Wu University, let's show some face. The officials were kind enough to save your brother, but they told you to blackmail you? How can there be such a reason in the world? Now you have to admit your debt or admit your mistake, otherwise I'm afraid they won't let you go!"

Dai'an came over with a few servants and grabbed those people: "Hey, want to run? But it's not that easy! Let's go to the government to blackmail people and bring things, and see how the grandfather will deal with you. "

Wu Da saw that the situation was not good for him, immediately changed his face, hugged my leg and said: "Grand officials, they are the ones who pushed me!

It was said that I heard that girl Li Xuemei yelling everywhere that my brother asked you to suppress me, so I was in a moment of anxiety.Now I know I was wrong, please forgive me this time! "

I looked at him with disgust, kicked him to the side, and turned my back.

Yueniang said: "It's useless to talk about it! Now you sign an IOU for us in person, a total of 500 taels, including the principal and interest, and write it down clearly. Otherwise, you will be waiting for a lawsuit!"

Wuhan University was lying on the ground again, saying that it was illiterate and could not write IOUs.

Yulou immediately asked the accountant to write an IOU, Li Jiaoer asked the servants to force Wu University to press the handprint, and Yueniang asked the IOU to write an extra copy, we kept one for ourselves, and gave the other to us. Go to the government to file for the record.In the end, he taught his family to beat Wuhan University and those bastards out with sticks.

Zhang Luo asked the servants to clean up the house, Li Jiaoer suddenly stared at me and asked: "Master, what's wrong with your mouth?"

I covered my mouth with my sleeve and said vaguely, "I just met it."

Li Jiaoer blinked: "Did you touch it? Why do I look like teeth marks?"

I was annoyed: "What are you talking about, you stupid girl? Why don't you bring someone to clean up the garden? It's a mess, isn't it annoying?"

Li Jiaoer made a grimace at me with her mouth curled up, and ran out with her little feet bumped. The servants went through the house again, taking out all the old furniture and rotten porcelain and throwing them away.

I sat blankly by the bed alone for a while, and then looked back at the person on the bed who closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep.

Before the wind and at the end of the month, seeing each other is not enough, the silver screen draws candles, and the night is long.It's a pity that the sky is not good on a good day, just after the setting sun, and see the rain at dusk...

If he hadn't been stopped by the system just now, three days and three nights happened to fall into the eyes of Wuhan University and others, this old face would be completely dropped in the rest of his life, and he would never be in the world again.

While there was no one in the room, she secretly brushed away the messy hair on his forehead, took the back of her finger and gently stroked across his cheek, resisting the urge to bow her head and kiss him, and turned out of the room.

Went to Yueniang's house, picked up the Buddhist scriptures and read for a while, meditated for a while, drank half a pot of cold medicine, and walked around all night. Well, my troubled heart finally returned to its place.

Wu Song, you tortured little goblin!What a nuisance!

The next day, the doctor came over and took Wu Song's pulse again, saying that his pulse had calmed down a lot, and that the fight he wanted to fight with me also made him vent his anger.

When the person falls asleep, the thing will not be so warped, it won’t be congested for three days, and it won’t be able to get rid of it if you think about it. What you need to do now is not to wake up the person halfway, but tell him to sleep enough and wait until the effect of the medicine wears off.

All the furniture in the house was broken, so I gave Dai'an some money and told him to order new ones, not too expensive, but good quality and strong.

Meng Yulou calculated a detailed account for me. Since I dealt with Wu Er, he sent the wrong medicine, he took the wrong medicine, the wages he paid on our cabinet, plus his damaged items, plus His medical expenses in the past few days have caused the Ximen House to lose more than 2000 taels of silver.

More than 2000 taels of silver this year is really not a small sum!

It is enough to buy a beautiful three-in-three-out mansion in the best location of the state capital.

It is enough for a family of ten to eat comfortably for ten years.

It is enough to pay tribute to the yamen in the county and the state capital for five years.

It is enough to marry twenty or so country wives, and then buy hundreds of acres of fertile land...

Wu Er, he harmed Yinzi so much, it was simply a crime!Yes, he is indeed committing a crime, and the crimes I suffered because of him have not been counted.

All the women in Ximen's Mansion felt more resentful the more they settled this account.

They were all discussing in secret that when Wu Eryi woke up, he would be thrown away immediately, and they were trying to persuade me never to have any contact with him again.